I've managed to avoid all PPV spoilers and i'm watching it now. I love 180mb nsv files, you see the PPV you want, but it's not good enough quality to warrant keeping it. It's also small enough for the tracker to where you can download it on the trackers at pwt and upload more than you download, thus improving your ratio.. 180-200mb download/680mb upload? Sweet for my ratio.
- Why is the IC title match curtain jerking? The second most important title in the WWE (or used to be, anyway).. the card's also not really good enough to start out with Ric F'n Flair and Carlito.. oh well.. I really hope Carlito retains the title, he could work programs with a ton of people.. Flair as the champ wouldn't make much sense, he couldn't work programs and keep up with people like Shelton Benjamin and Chris Masters (because you know HBK will win and Masters will get bumped back down the card.. I hope. God, I hope. If HBK puts him over...)
- Pretty good match thus far, Flair's still on top of his game. Not exactly in the best of shape, but he's still very, very neat in his moves.. by "neat", I mean the holds are properly applied, he's not .. GOOD LORD that chop!.. his holds are not sloppy in his age. Most older guys get lazy and sloppy, he's still on top of his game.
- Carlito's hair is looking exceptionally springy tonight. Ha, Flair's thumb to the eye.. chop! Wooooo! This match is a lot better than I thought it would be, I figured it'd be a squash or something. Ha, Flair can still fly to the outside better than anyone in the business. Crap, i'm going to have to condense this three hour PPV into an hour and a half.. shouldn't be too hard to do. Cover.. uno.. dos.. kickout. TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.. too bad they're not in Calgary. Since when does the crowd rally behind Flair? I guess the biggest heel could be the biggest face when facing another heel. Not that Flair's a heel, he was before, he's a face now, obviously. Let's Go Flair chant? What the hell is going on, did I accidentally download a match from the 70's? Am I actually watching Flair vs. Carlos Colon or what? Whoa. I just googled Carlos Colon and found out his birthday is July 19th, same as mine. His son's Carlito. My Carlito fanboy-ism is now justified!
haha, he looks weird with a shaved head. More chops. Flair to the top. Will he jump? Of course not. In the past 10 years, Flair's actually jumepd from the top rope 2 t.. HOLY SHIT, HE JUMPED OFF THE TOP ROPE! HE ACTUALLY JUMPED OFF THE TOP ROPE! HOLY SHIT! FLAIR CAN JUMP OFF THE TOP ROPE! I can't believe it.. ha, he's going for it again, now he'll get thrown. OH MAN.. that was brutal. Flair looked like he landed stiff. But seriously, during this match, he jumped off the rope more times in this match than in the past 15 years. Uh oh, the apple. Ooh, nice right hand.. haha, "choking".. wtf.. no.. he can't win this. Flair can't win this. NO! FIGURE 4! NO! DAMN IT! NO! NO! HE CAN'T NO! DAMN IT! DAMN IT! FLAIR WON IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT TO THE BOWELS OF BLOODY HELL! There's no program for him to work! He better lose it on Raw! This isn't '93, there's no Mr. Perfect, there's no Macho Man, there's no Rick Martel, there's no one for him to work with, there's nothing for him to do! It's great that he won his first IC belt, but ffs, he shouldn't have. Haha, a speech. I hope he spits on it and throws it in the garbage can. Come on, Flair! Heel! He needs to stop making out with the belt. Ugh. Triple H shout out. I was hoping he'd say Arn Anderson. I wish Arn would come out of the back. He works backstage, they can't have him come out every now and then? Geez. Ha. Flair walking with two chicks and JR calls it "pandemonium". Space Mountain is open from the repairs, apparently.
- Diva match. I think this part cut out. No big deal there. *fast forwards* Ashley and Trish. Big suprise. Whoa. Trish's double move was sweet.
- Ha. Flair segment. Ooh, a limo. I wonder who will jump out. No one? Weird. Maybe there's a hidden driver. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! VIAGRA.. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.. I can't believe he agreed to do that in the segm.. whoa, pills and wine? Segment or not, people have died that way.. haha, another pill.. and more alcohol..
- Hey, cool! That WWE commercial everyone was talking about! That was cool.
- CA CA CA CALLINNNNNNNNNG.. god I hate this song, it's so retarded.
- ZZ Top.. haha. Impressive goatees. Big show? Time to fast forward again. Big Show won? Big suprise.
- Wrestlemania 22 logo is pretty cool. Smoke coming out of the Limo door? That's stupid. They should've made the limo rock back and forth. I hope that was the last Flair segment unless something huge happens with it. Ha, JR called the Master Lock the full nelson.. which it is, it was just funny to hear. Fast forward through this match too. Hey, WTF? Shelton vs. Kerwin? Get your Sunday Night Heat off my PPV! Shelton won. Wow. Big suprise.
- Matt Hardy/Edge.. Take a drink every time he says Lita, Edge, or I Will Not Die. Let's see.. 1.. 2.. 3.. Todd said Lita.. 4, he said Edge.. what, no I Will Not Die comment? Oh well, at least someone would've gotten a good four shots.
- Lower the cage! Yay! Oh wait, promo package, go figure. Fast forward. Edge still has the coolest entrance out there today. I love the theme, I love the fog.. I hate how he just walks down now, I wish he'd run around like a freakin' retard like he used to. I miss Matt's old entrance. Random Matt fact: Matt enjoys having wool pulled over his eyes.
- Hardy/Edge is a snoozefest so far. It doesn't help that the video is kinda b0rked in this match, though it said that when I downloaded it. Yeeeeeeeah, this looks like a fast forwarder and watch the clips at the end. Twist of Fate on Lita! woo woo! Spear. Wait. Hardy won? No seriously, that was unexpected. Wait. He's on top of the cage. Holy crap. Don't do it, dude. Oh crap. HOLY HELL. I can't believe he won it. Cripes, I can't believe Edge's head isn't rolling around in the ring after a top-of-the-cage leg drop. So is this fued over? Oh, wait. Edge has to get revenge. Crap. This is going to be continued through Wrestlemania.
- Hurricane/Rosey vs. Cade/Murdoch. $10 says Cade/Murdoch win it. *Fast forwards* Oh, look at that. They won. And they changed their music again. Seriously. This is the third theme they've had. This is the third match they've wrestled. Well, Hurricane and Rosey get a rematch, at least. After all, those two teams are the only two tag teams on Raw.
- Again with another Flair segment? A woman in the robe. Wow, she's a bad actor.
- This bubbly interviewer sucks. I hate her. HA! "Why do they call you the master bate?".. interesting. Fast forward. Good. HBK didn't put him over.
- Cena/Angle. Let's see. I'm hoping Cena takes it home, I don't really like angry Angle.. he's okay though, I guess. I wouldn't mind seeing Angle as champ. Fast forward.
- What the crap is Bischoff doing? Now that it's two on one in the ring, Cena can get a bigger pop by defeating them both! Eh. Fast forward. Belt shot! Bell? DQ! Ha. Sucka! Uh oh! Nitro swerve, Bischoff orders this match to continue!
Wait. What the
? Cena gets DQ'ed but Cena wins? What in the hell? The WWE title match on a PPV ended in a DQ?
PPV rating - 2.5/5. Very predictable. But seriously, what the
? Cena gets DQ'ed but Cena wins and retains.. that's the dumbest shit ever. It's like.. the Hart screw job in reverse, or something.