Queens OTT The Stone Age

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[quote name='GuyWithGun']How to attach a patch to a piece of cloth:

1. Get patch
2. Get piece of cloth (Shirt, bag, whatever)
3. Go to local sewing shop or Amish person (Excuse me, Mr. Unoriginal...)
4. If #3 fails, look for stapler[/QUOTE]

3. (alt) Have a woman do it.
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']Anyone know a good way to get rid of fruit flies? I have a shit ton in my bathroom and kitchen, yet no fruit.[/QUOTE]
Try The Orkin-Man
Orkinman.jpg
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']3. (alt) Have a woman do it.[/quote]

That's the one I usually do, but she was too busy cleaning my apartment to get to it before she left for the week.

Almost finished this Discharge one, then it's just the Conflict one and I'll be done.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']3. (alt) Have a woman do it.[/QUOTE]
I just used safety pins for the patches on my old backpack, so better go to option 4 ;)
 
[quote name='evanft']I wish I was doing better on my math class. I just can't seem to get anything above 15/20 on the tests.

I wish I had applied myself with pharmacy or gone pre-law instead of going into mechanical engineering. Oh well, too late now. :whistle2:([/QUOTE]
Which math is it? My b/f and his brother are both engineers, and math was always an easy A for them. If you cant do math, then you're in for a helluva ride ;)
 
To coincide with the OTT title, I'll post this.

I remixed the recent Gears of War trailer, setting the video to a Queens of the Stone Age song:

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzyhpEzpnK4[/media]
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']Fixed for honesty. ;) :lol:[/quote]

Speaking of which:

From Cinescape.com

According to Variety, Ashok Amritraj's Hyde Park Entertainment and Capcom Ltd. are developing a new movie based on the video game Street Fighter.

The script, being penned by Justin Marks, is set to focus on the game's most popular female fighter, Chun-Li.

The film is targeting a 2008 release for the 20th anniversary of the video game.
 
[quote name='2Fast']
The script, being penned by Justin Marks, is set to focus on the game's most popular female fighter, Chun-Li.
[/QUOTE]

Tits or GTFO.

Ahh, here we go:

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[quote name='Saucy Jack']fuck that. "Frank" doesn't need the Orkin Man. ;)[/QUOTE]
:lol:
Have you seen the movie yet?
 
I have a weird little sleep habit myself: whenever I fall asleep after a concert/party/social gathering where everyone is bunched together and its loud, I always end up dreaming at night that the party is in my room, there's a lot of noise, and someone yells out "holy crap! Steve (my actual name) fell asleep. Wake up man!" Then I wake up for a second, look around my room to see where everyone went, finally realize it was a dream, and fall back asleep...
 
[quote name='AlbinoNinja']I have a weird little sleep habit myself: whenever I fall asleep after a concert/party/social gathering where everyone is bunched together and its loud, I always end up dreaming at night that the party is in my room, there's a lot of noise, and someone yells out "holy crap! Steve (my actual name) fell asleep. Wake up man!" Then I wake up for a second, look around my room to see where everyone went, finally realize it was a dream, and fall back asleep...[/QUOTE]
Wake up, Steve! :lol:
 
fuck, never fails. at the last minute, i just thought of the perfect Halloween costume. Next year, i gotta go as Matisyahu...

ehh, ill probably think of something even better tomorrow afternoon
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']It's funny how things can change so quickly.[/QUOTE]

I know!

That bitch put an X in the middle, and BAM! I lost the game! I never saw it comin!

Next time I'm totally going for Whoopi Goldberg for the block.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']It's funny how things can change so quickly.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, it's scary isn't it? Especially when things aren't for the better.

In other news, I know all of you are heartbroken. Yeah, it's true. Reese Witherspoon & Ryan Phillippe are separating. (sobs) If there's no hope for them, there's no hope for us! :lol:
 
so the halloween party im going to does require a costume... anyone have any ideas for something last minute...

and yes Strell, I know you're going as Dr. Frankenfurter, and I'm very happy for you
 
[quote name='Strell']All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places
Worn out faaaaaceeeeeees....[/quote]


that sounds so so so familiar
what is it?
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']It's funny how things can change so quickly.[/QUOTE]

...especially when it comes to the dames.
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Then we're obviously in the same boat.

fuck women, who needs 'em?[/QUOTE] Oh, well not exactly then. It was a bit fucked up a couple weeks ago, but everything seems to be fine now. Of course, that's probably the first sign of danger. :lol:
 
[quote name='crazytalkx']He got fucking pwnd, sick.[/quote] Served the little peckerhead right for trying to pull a fast one.

[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Oh, well not exactly then. It was a bit fucked up a couple weeks ago, but everything seems to be fine now. Of course, that's probably the first sign of danger. :lol:[/quote]
That should be a interesting story in itself.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Served the little peckerhead right for trying to pull a fast one.[/quote]Are you serious?! That's freaking AWESOME!
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Oh, well not exactly then. It was a bit fucked up a couple weeks ago, but everything seems to be fine now. Of course, that's probably the first sign of danger. :lol:[/QUOTE]


Ahh, I see. Well I'm not really sure what's going on with the girl I'm seeing. One minute she's the clingiest, neediest girl I've dated that wants to spend every waking moment with me and then I won't hear from her for days. I'm not sure if she's just trying to keep me on my toes but these polar opposites are really annoying. Either type of girl is annoying but when you find one that actually manages to mix flakiness with neediness, wow is it annoying.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I just have to deal with a little flakiness once in a while. And her needing to deal with issues that don't involve me in the least. :roll: :lol:[/QUOTE]
Oh, God...
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Sound familiar? :lol:[/QUOTE]
Oh, yeah.

In the same vein of complaining, my favorite was when a girl calls you up, asks you to come over, or pick them up, or whatever... and then they. don't. fuckin'. speak. the. entire. time.

That's not so bad, when you think about it ( ;) )... but it pissed me off when she, in retrospect, would bitch about how I was the one who wasn't talking.

And, damn; I fuckin' hate dating, as 99.9% of females are extremes of the two sides that RvB mentioned. Is it possible that there is a girl that is somewhere in between?
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']Tip: Never try to put candy corn in jello, something really weird occurs.[/QUOTE]
Kids choking to death isn't really that weird...
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']Tip: Never try to put candy corn in jello, something really weird occurs.[/QUOTE]Resonance cascade?
 
[quote name='Brak']Oh, yeah.

In the same vein of complaining, my favorite was when a girl calls you up, asks you to come over, or pick them up, or whatever... and then they. don't. fuckin'. speak. the. entire. time.

That's not so bad, when you think about it ( ;) )... but it pissed me off when she, in retrospect, would bitch about how I was the one who wasn't talking.

And, damn; I fuckin' hate dating, as 99.9% of females are extremes of the two sides that RvB mentioned. Is it possible that there is a girl that is somewhere in between?[/QUOTE]

Fall in love, and you'll never feel the same way again.
You'll forgive them for all their shortcomings and grow paranoid that you're still not doing everything good enough for them, when in reality you're probably bending over backwards to make everything work. But it doesn't hurt so much.

I'll stay out of this cuz uh... I guess you guys know some pretty fucked up girls. But, sblymnl, it doesn't sound like you have things so bad. She's a little flaky every once in a while? I'm sure you have your down moments too... I mean, I guess it depends on the circumstance, but, that doesn't sound too much like a one-sided relationship to me. Then again, this is coming from a girl's perspective so you don't have to listen to anything I say because as RVB so eloquently put it, fuck women :roll:
 
[quote name='x0thedeadzone0x']Fall in love, and you'll never feel the same way again.[/QUOTE]
I already did, once. ;)

The aftermath caused a reinforcement of the Raging Bull "fuck 'em and forget 'em" mentality.

Really, for a long time, all I wanted was a girlfriend. Now, it's among the last things I want.
 
[quote name='x0thedeadzone0x']But, sblymnl, it doesn't sound like you have things so bad. She's a little flaky every once in a while? I'm sure you have your down moments too... [/QUOTE] Yeah, I don't have it so bad, it was just a bit difficult for a while. Mostly because the shit she was going through had nothing to do with me. :lol:

Oh, and by the way ... as of this afternoon it's been 8 weeks since we last had sex. :cry: :lol:
 
[quote name='Brak']Kids choking to death isn't really that weird...[/quote]
Actually the candy corn turns into like liquid candy corn and the jello doesn't set properly so you just have strange tasting liquidy jello.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Oh, and by the way ... as of this afternoon it's been 8 weeks since we last had sex. :cry: :lol:[/QUOTE]
Er. Why?
 
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