Ridin' The Kidney Missile into Utopia OTT

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[quote name='InuFaye']I think its the quality of the comdies that have come down considerably.[/quote]

The problem is partially due to the proliferation of "comedic" actors that are NOT fucking funny.
 
[quote name='corrosivefrost']The problem is partially due to the proliferation of "comedic" actors that are NOT fucking funny.[/quote]

Dane Cook?
 
Oblivion is boring at times, but the most boring game of all is World of Warcraft.

I spent a night playing that shit with a friend and holy shit, I wanted to smash his face in with a bat for spending 150+ hours on that garbage.
 
*cough*Dane Cook*cough*

Now, I'm not jumping into the Dane Cook is awful bandwagon (maybe I am), but the dude flat out can't act for shit. I saw the movie Dan in Real Life the other day, which he is in. Now that movie would have been terrible without ol' Dane, but he brought to cosmic proportions of suckitude. He had no sense of timing, he delivered his lines horribly, and seemed so small in comparison to Steve Carrell.

He has no business being in movies. How he became popular is beyond me.
 
[quote name='dcfox']Gamespot gave that game a 7/10! :shock:

http://www.gamespot.com/ds/sports/ballsoffury/index.html?tag=result;title;1

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I wonder who they paid off for that one.


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[quote name='corrosivefrost']The problem is partially due to the proliferation of "comedic" actors that are NOT fucking funny.[/QUOTE]

Very true.

[quote name='InuFaye']I think its the quality of the comdies that have come down considerably.[/QUOTE]

Also very true.
 
[quote name='TFN']Oblivion is boring at times, but the most boring game of all is World of Warcraft.

I spent a night playing that shit with a friend and holy shit, I wanted to smash his face in with a bat for spending 150+ hours on that garbage.[/QUOTE]
You should've put his head through a window.

I tried WoW for a few days. It was alright if you enjoy level grinding. But it wasn't something I see myself spending hundreds of hours on.
 
150+ on WOW.

Thats nothing $$$$a.

Ive got like over 1000+

Gotta friend IRL who spent over 5k hours on it so far.
 
[quote name='munch']
He has no business being in movies. How he became popular is beyond me.[/QUOTE]

Stupid chicks think he's hot, and he pounces around without his shirt on enough to make their beer goggles that much more effective.

Edit: I forgot to add in the part about how tons of guys have to be forced into liking Dane Cook because their gfs like him, or because the guy is a total douche and actually thinks Cook is funny, or because the guy is a pathetic fucking loser who just goes along with whatever is popular at the moment (especially if it's popular with the ladies at the moment).
 
[quote name='InuFaye']150+ on WOW.

Thats nothing $$$$a.

Ive got like over 1000+

Gotta friend IRL who spent over 5k hours on it so far.[/quote]
Get killed, and reported for the N word.
 
Ben Stiller = agreed

Will Ferrell = I like him. I can just look at him and laugh. Some say that he, like Stiller, plays the same role everytime. I don't think he does. He's very subtle and plays it smart.

And I never saw Beerfest or the other movie Broken Lizard made since Super Troopers is so awesome. I don't want to think that they made other movies that are sub-par.
 
[quote name='senorwoohoo']Very true.



Also very true.[/quote]

The second point (InuDad's) has to do with the fact that every movie starring actor X is a variation of successful movie with actor X with slight variation.
 
That new Will Ferrell movie about 70s basketball looks so unbelievably lame.

I also think that Jonah Hill kid is unfunny most of the time.

The only things making me laugh these days are The Office and Curb Your Enthusiasm.
 
[quote name='munch']
Will Ferrell = I like him. I can just look at him and laugh. Some say that he, like Stiller, plays the same role everytime. I don't think he does. He's very subtle and plays it smart.
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I don't know about that. It depends on what you are talking about. Ron Burgandy = Blades of Gay = Talladega Nights = Wedding Crashers = Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Those are all the same guy - big, dumb, stupid, arrogant, and annoying. But those make him the most money by far.

Elf is dangerously close to the above.

But he was in a Woody Allen directed movie called Melinda and Melinda, and surprisingly he did a great job. In fact, if you watch the way he acts and what he's saying, it's pretty obvious that he's playing the character Woody Allen would have played in the movie, to the point where you could close your eyes and see Allen being that character.

Which, considering Woody Allen's career, is pretty extraordinary.

I think Ferrel works best when he has to be restrained and can't just be "OH LOOK I FELL OVER" bullshit. You see that in Stranger than Fiction and Bewitched to a degree.

I think he could do really well in certain roles that are more dramatic than comedic, but never dark. I.e., Jim Carrey trying to be a serious actor is kind of the same deal - it just doesn't work. But being in Eternal Sunshine? That works.

Besides, it looks like John C. Reilly is being prepped to be Ferrel's replacement, since he's showing up in all these shitty comedies lately. Which is a shame - he can be a great actor.
 
The one comedy out right now that I want to see is Juno. Jason Bateman and Michael Cera. How could it possibly be bad?

[quote name='Maklershed']Is Jonah Hill the fat one with curly hair? I hate him and the "mac" guy.[/QUOTE]
Are you talking about that one movie they were in together, Accepted? I thought that one was alright.
 
[quote name='dcfox']The one comedy out right now that I want to see is Juno. Jason Bateman and Michael Cera. How could it possibly be bad?
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Oh god.

If I could remove all traces of that movie from existence, I would. It looks so terrible.

But I know it's critically acclaimed and everyone is going to love it almost solely because 1) "it did so well at all those indie music festivals!" and 2) It's like Little Miss Sunshine!

LMS was not this savior of indie movie-making everyone makes it out to be. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't orgasmic.

My gf is dying to see it. Ugh.
 
[quote name='TFN']We hate you too, sleepkyng.[/quote]

"we" as in the giant overflowing mass of human growth and charred air?

incidently, contra 4 is ridiculous.
 
[quote name='Strell']
Besides, it looks like John C. Reilly is being prepped to be Ferrel's replacement, since he's showing up in all these shitty comedies lately. Which is a shame - he can be a great actor.[/quote]

Is that the Walk Hard guy? If so, I totally agree (not so sure about great actor, simply cause I can't place him in much).
 
[quote name='Sleepkyng']"we" as in the giant overflowing mass of human growth and charred air?

incidently, contra 4 is ridiculous.[/quote]

contra 4 is chrooooo. shit is fucking difficult, but it's not difficult in that cheap, throw your ds at the fucking wall sort of way. I spent a good while on one of the challenges last night and finally made it through. It was rewarding.
 
[quote name='corrosivefrost']Is that the Walk Hard guy? If so, I totally agree (not so sure about great actor, simply cause I can't place him in much).[/QUOTE]
He's always played supporting roles up until now, that's probably why.
 
WoW is addicting as hell. It's the sole reason my launch xbox 360 lasted as long as it did, extending it's life 9 months because of all the time I spent playing WoW and ignoring the 360.

Could you imagine if that was ported that over to XBL?
 
I played World of Warcraft for, like, three hours, or so. My friend convinced me to try it a couple of months back.

I thought it was way too repetitive.

All of the quests seemed to follow this formula:

Kill [ insert number here ] [ insert creature here] .
 
[quote name='Number83']
Could you imagine if that was ported that over to XBL?[/quote]

$$$$$$$$$ and downgrade.

Lots more broken xboxs.
 
[quote name='corrosivefrost']contra 4 is chrooooo. shit is fucking difficult, but it's not difficult in that cheap, throw your ds at the fucking wall sort of way. I spent a good while on one of the challenges last night and finally made it through. It was rewarding.[/quote]

I had a seriously awkward moment on a bus to Vancouver BC where I got so pissed that I startled the hell out of this drunk sitting across from me (as well as basically everyone on the bus).

I closed the lid and just smacked my hand on the seat in front of me and yelled "God fucking damnit"

the drunk was like "hey man, why you gotta do a thing, man? come on, man I'm just sitting here, why you gotta disturb me, fuck man i almost pissed myself."

since then i've controlled my C4 playing to when i'm alone.
 
I have stopped playing wow since school started back up, but it is probably the most addicting game I have ever played.

If Diablo III turns into an MMO like most think, I cant even imagine what would happen.
 
Broke down and picked up a 12+1 XBL card at Target, which I'll maybe try to price adjust on Sunday.

I tried playing a bit of Saint's Row with a dummy trial account last night but it didn't seem like there were enough people on to get a game. Same deal with Fuzion Frenzy 2 but I eventually found a guy who had borrowed it from his brother just to get some achievements. :lol: Aegis Wing had a handful of games running.
 
InyFaye also posts in the General Gaming Thread.

We can't all be winners.
 
[quote name='InuFaye']I have stopped playing wow since school started back up, but it is probably the most addicting game I have ever played.

If Diablo III turns into an MMO like most think, I cant even imagine what would happen.[/quote]

World of Starcraft...You'll see.
 
I bet if the GGT all lived in one town, they'd gather up at the park on Sunday afternoons in their chain mail, helmets, and swing foam swords at each other making references to LotR and Braveheart.
 
[quote name='Number83']World of Starcraft...You'll see.[/QUOTE]

That would ruin the legacy that is Starcraft.

Shit.

It would make it into 2girls1Starcraft.

[quote name='TFN']I bet if the GGT all lived in one town, they'd gather up at the park on Sunday afternoons in their chain mail, helmets, and swing foam swords at each other making references to LotR and Braveheart.[/QUOTE]

That is only slightly better than what the OTT gathering would be like, which I imagine would have to be at some snooty coffeehouse to appease some of you fuckers.
 
[quote name='Number83']World of Starcraft...You'll see.[/quote]
Dont make my Brain Explode.

I think Diablo would fair much better as an mmo.

Hell it practically birthed MMOs.

Look at hellgate london, it just shows that blizzard north has nothing left.
 
[quote name='TFN']I bet if the GGT all lived in one town, they'd gather up at the park on Sunday afternoons in their chain mail, helmets, and swing foam swords at each other making references to LotR and Braveheart.[/quote]

Good Times.
 
If the GGT were a nation, there'd be a multi-lateral civil war, fueled by the question "Who is the biggest video game free-thinker?"

With foam swords.
 
[quote name='Brak']If the GGT were a nation, there'd be a multi-lateral civil war, fueled by the question "Who is the biggest video game free-thinker?"

With foam swords.[/quote]

Good Times.
 
I'd make a surprise run-in and slit RelentlessRolento's throat.

With a foam sword.
 
[quote name='TFN']I bet if the GGT all lived in one town, they'd gather up at the park on Sunday afternoons in their chain mail, helmets, and swing foam swords at each other making references to LotR and Braveheart.[/quote]

LARPers!
 
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