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[quote name='jaykrue']RedvsBlue (and any man feeling down right now) here's something to cheer you up:

http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn7481[/QUOTE]


Oh trust me, I've never had a problem making a woman come. Hell my last ex (the one I'm currently fuck buddies with) used to come more than I did.

And to clarify, I wouldn't say I'm down. I just feel a little lonely. I don't know why but right now the idea of going to an empty queen size bed seems like a really boring idea.
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Oh trust me, I've never had a problem making a woman come. Hell my last ex (the one I'm currently fuck buddies with) used to come more than I did.

And to clarify, I wouldn't say I'm down. I just feel a little lonely. I don't know why but right now the idea of going to an empty queen size bed seems like a really boring idea.[/QUOTE]

Heh, well, that's what this :joystick: activity is for. :lol:
 
[quote name='jaykrue']RedvsBlue (and any man feeling down right now) here's something to cheer you up:

http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn7481[/QUOTE]

I would like to make an open offer to any (young, attractive) women who may be a part of this bizarre 16% of women who have never achieved orgasm to contact me immediately in the hopes of correcting this ungodly malady.
 
[quote name='Ledhed']I would like to make an open offer to any (young, attractive) women who may be a part of this bizarre 16% of women who have never achieved orgasm to contact me immediately in the hopes of correcting this ungodly malady.[/QUOTE]


Oh sure, mention women who can't have an orgasm and Ledhed swoops in out of nowhere like Superman from the clouds.
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Oh trust me, I've never had a problem making a woman come. Hell my last ex (the one I'm currently fuck buddies with) used to come more than I did.

And to clarify, I wouldn't say I'm down. I just feel a little lonely. I don't know why but right now the idea of going to an empty queen size bed seems like a really boring idea.[/QUOTE]

;) I know how that goes... GG has me out numbered by about 6 to 1.
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Oh sure, mention women who can't have an orgasm and Ledhed swoops in out of nowhere like Superman from the clouds.[/QUOTE]

Think of me what you will; I just cannot bear the thought of a woman not knowing one of life's grandest experiences, and will do everything in my power to help them.

/as long as they're hot

//no fat chicks
 
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YES! That's the one!
 
[quote name='MorbidAngel4Life']Man, is Conflict Desert Storm good.[/QUOTE]

I demand someone tell me more, Target has several of these on clearance, and I may pick one up after they drop again from the current $15 price.
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']Ahh damn, Jurassic Bark just came on. Easily one of my favorite Futurama eps. and one of the best emotional eps. of any cartoon sitcom.[/QUOTE]
Futurama... we hardly knew ye...
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']:sigh: Well I guess there's pretty much no more OTT for tonight.[/QUOTE]

I must say I did an excellent job of killing it off earlier.:D
 
[quote name='iheartmetal']hey beerguy, know anybody that needs a summer sublease? :)[/QUOTE]
Not at the moment. I could theoretically stay here this summer, but yeah... not happening...
 
[quote name='beerguy961']Not at the moment. I could theoretically stay here this summer, but yeah... not happening...[/QUOTE]

dammit
 
Over 300 already? This OTT really took off over night. My apologies to anyone who got caught in the crossfire earlier. I don't take well to insults, and it shows. It's good to see that it's become a kindler, gentler OTT, though.
 
It just cost me $763 to fix my truck... $763 to change a motherfucking O2 sensor and get a transmission fluid change. Looks like my good karma ran out really fast.
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']That's rough about the repair bill. What does an O2 sensor do?[/QUOTE]

It has to do with your air filter, basically mine went bad and wasn't giving my engine enough oxygen. So it was really dragging ass when it would accelerate and if i was at a stop light sitting idle it would cut my engine off.

I would have changed it myself but there was no other way off getting the rivits off other than drilling them out and i had no other way of fastening the new O2 sensor in place so i said fuck it and brought it in. I didnt think it would cost that much. I cant really complain though too much this is the first problem i've ever had with it and its got 115,000 miles on it. it just came at a really bad time, i just moved into a new apartment so i had to just recently pay for all the things i needed. In the past 3 weeks i've spent around $3,000 easy.
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']Just stop posting links to porn and pictures of naked people, there really isn't any need for it and with site users under the age of 18 it's a bad idea.[/QUOTE]

And likely to have broader-reaching consequences.

[quote name='zionoverfire']Basically, there is a line and you as usual have failed to stay on the proper side of this. Remember what happened that last time a mod caught you posting porn links?[/QUOTE]

Like this, for starters.

[quote name='Kayden']Stealthy is a whiny puss who needs to get his head out of his ass.[/QUOTE]

And for us mods who aren't a whiny puss, what happens when we're doing our job?

This goes to everyone, actually. Turn it back a couple of notches for the posted pics and links, so the general populace doesn't start knocking down the door about the OTT. Excuse me for being a little harsh, but it needs to get toned back a little.
 
I see. Yeah, that isn't too bad. I had to pay $3,000 to fix a Lincoln Continental a few years ago that had 115,000 miles on it. I was pissed.
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']I see. Yeah, that isn't too bad. I had to pay $3,000 to fix a Lincoln Continental a few years ago that had 115,000 miles on it. I was pissed.[/QUOTE]

whoa that sucks bro... i would have told them to keep the fucking thing
 
I agree with you Shrike. I commented LONG ago about "inmates running the asylum". CAG's laissez-faire style of policing is a great strength and weakness at times. Most of the times it is great but sometimes people just keep pushing the envelope because they know the repercussions will be minimal.

Yeah, I would have OTM but I was screwed either way. I was in college and had already paid $2500 for the thing. I had no idea I was getting something with a fucked transmission because the thing was fine when I test drove it.
 
so i go in the lunchroom at work to get my lunch out of the fridge and guess what... its fucking gone. Some piece of shit stole my lunch... i've seen it all now.
 
I think this thread needs something ...

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[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']No thanks. I've had my fill. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Theres always room for more cowballs!
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[quote name='onetrackmind']so i go in the lunchroom at work to get my lunch out of the fridge and guess what... its fucking gone. Some piece of shit stole my lunch... i've seen it all now.[/QUOTE]

Been there, done that. Death's too good for the offender.
 
If someone stole my food they would have to be crazy or stupid, or maybe just stupid crazy. Either way someone would have a Nike Swoosh on their backside.
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']If someone stole my food they would have to be crazy or stupid, or maybe just stupid crazy. Either way someone would have a Nike Swoosh on their backside.[/QUOTE]

Usually, it's both.

Had it happen twice in one week, and then I decided to mark my lunch (normally a frozen entree of some type), waited a little while and found the offender, who was dumb enough to leave it in their trashcan.

The ensuing conversation was quite amusing.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Usually, it's both.

Had it happen twice in one week, and then I decided to mark my lunch (normally a frozen entree of some type), waited a little while and found the offender, who was dumb enough to leave it in their trashcan.

The ensuing conversation was quite amusing.[/QUOTE]

Transcript please? :lol:
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']If someone stole my food they would have to be crazy or stupid, or maybe just stupid crazy. Either way someone would have a Nike Swoosh on their backside.[/QUOTE]

If i knew who it was i'd definetly dropkick them in their throat.
 
The only thing I have ever had stolen from we was my wallet but that was due to my carelessness. They only got 5 bucks though.
If I had found who did it I would have...:argue: with him which would have led to...:boxing: ..and the dude would have had a ...:headache: and would go :cry: to his momma.

I would have been :lol: because I kicked his :booty: . I would have then taken the 5 and got me a :beer: . Cause that's how I :rofl: .
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']The only thing I have ever had stolen from we was my wallet but that was due to my carelessness. They only got 5 bucks though.
If I had found who did it I would have...:argue: with him which would have led to...:boxing: ..and the dude would have had a ...:headache: and would go :cry: to his momma.

I would have been :lol: because I kicked his :booty: . I would have then taken the 5 and got me a :beer: . Cause that's how I :rofl: .[/QUOTE]

that was the coolest thing i've seen all day!
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']The only thing I have ever had stolen from we was my wallet but that was due to my carelessness. They only got 5 bucks though.
If I had found who did it I would have...:argue: with him which would have led to...:boxing: ..and the dude would have had a ...:headache: and would go :cry: to his momma.

I would have been :lol: because I kicked his :booty: . I would have then taken the 5 and got me a :beer: . Cause that's how I :rofl: .[/QUOTE]

:lol: Nice use of smilies. :cool:
 
Thanks. :cool:

[quote name='onetrackmind']If i knew who it was i'd definetly dropkick them in their throat.[/QUOTE]

:lol: I just spit soda when I read that, lol. I just got the mental image of you finding out who it is and dropkicking them right in the parking lot after work.
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']Thanks. :cool:



:lol: I just spit soda when I read that, lol. I just got the mental image of you finding out who it is and dropkicking them right in the parking lot after work.[/QUOTE]

That'll teach them to fuck with a man who constantly holds a gun to his own head. :lol:
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']Thanks. :cool:



:lol: I just spit soda when I read that, lol. I just got the mental image of you finding out who it is and dropkicking them right in the parking lot after work.[/QUOTE]


haha i think thats the second time i got you to do that, the first time was when you were drinking tea and i was talking about peeps. I'd get a friggin running start and just lay them the fuck out...
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']That'll teach them to fuck with a man who constantly holds a gun to his own head. :lol:[/QUOTE]

haha "rofl" i think that needs to be quoted
 
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