So I Asked Her Out......

[quote name='javeryh']This is the funniest thing I've ever read on this site. Time to turn in your Man Card.[/quote]

Yes, he mentioned that about 3 times in the other thread...I lol'd
 
[quote name='scsg75']lotta love talk for not even having one date with her yet and getting the "I have a boyfriend but we can be friends." line.

Might want to ease up on the love thing though. Kinda stalkerish. I would think a person would need a little more than how you see how she talks to other people and how nice she treats the teachers, before proclaiming all out love.[/QUOTE]People just don't understand. I have been posting in my previous thread all about my love, but people just don't see what I see. I think about her all the time. I can't get her out of my mind. There is a hole in my heart and she's the only one that can complete me. I feel I can love her no matter what she does.
 
[quote name='The Don']People just don't understand. I have been posting in my previous thread all about my love, but people just don't see what I see. I think about her all the time. I can't get her out of my mind. There is a hole in my heart and she's the only one that can complete me. I feel I can love her no matter what she does.[/QUOTE]


ok now your gettin kinda creepy
 
[quote name='E_G_Man']You should call her from a pay phone at night and breath real deeply into the phone. Do it 5 to 6 times a night for a week then tell her at school after youve done it. She will see that you have a sense of humor and are commited to a project and will fall madly in love with you for it.[/quote]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[quote name='judyjudyjudy']Okay, you really shouldn't get your hopes up. I missed the first thread about this so maybe I'm being too harsh, but this is what I was hearing based on the conversation posted:

Me: Hey, I was wondering if you would like to go out for some coffee sometime.
Her: As like boyfriend/girlfriend or as friends? (Translation: What does this guy want?)
Me: Whatever you want.
Her: Well, I already have a boyfriend, but we can still go out as friends. (I don't have a boyfriend, but I definitely don't want you for a boyfriend.)
Me: Okay, when would you be available?
Her: Well, I stay afterschool pretty late... (Never.)
Me: How about Thursday night?
Her: Um, I'll have to see. (No.)
Me: Can I call you then?
Her: Sure (I'll ignore your call and/or give you the wrong number.)
(I take out my pen and write her number on my arm.)
Me: Well, I have to go to the library. I'll see you later.
Her: Okay, bye. (Forever.)[/quote]

:rofl:

[quote name='Saucy Jack']
With all the crap on TV, the OP might get a TV deal out of this. If that happens, Cheapy better cut a cut of the money. :lol:[/quote]

Hell I want a cut too for the suggestion.
 
[quote name='The Don']People just don't understand. I have been posting in my previous thread all about my love, but people just don't see what I see. I think about her all the time. I can't get her out of my mind. There is a hole in my heart and she's the only one that can complete me. I feel I can love her no matter what she does.[/quote]

I was just going to post something similar to this, but I'm glad OP that you've opened your eyes. You don't "love her love her" , you just love her in your head.
 
[quote name='The Don']People just don't understand. I have been posting in my previous thread all about my love, but people just don't see what I see. I think about her all the time. I can't get her out of my mind. There is a hole in my heart and she's the only one that can complete me. I feel I can love her no matter what she does.[/QUOTE]

I can understand what you're feeling a bit. In my 18 years it's happened to me a few times, not this extreme; to the point of not jerkin' it, but to the point of thinking of her a lot. The not jerkin' it, she is the only one for me crap is unhealthy and when she ultimately DOES reject you, you'll be a lost soul. I dont want to see you emotionally distressed and on the verge of suicide because of some HS girl.

On a side-note, my girlfriend (my first girlfriend too :( ) broke up with me this passed week. Pretty much the dumbest shit ever. She's a complete idiot. I dont feel like going into details about what happened, but she broke up with me for the dumbest reasons. Funny thing is, I dont care--We have nothing in common. Single FTW!
 
[quote name='The Don']...ever since I met her, I have stopped masturbating. I have been like this for three weeks now. I have lost all lust.[/quote]

So you think you're in love because you met someone who turns your dick into a wet noodle? Um...awesome?

Seriously, I hope you do get to be with her. It's probably for the best that you don't procreate.
 
[quote name='The Don']I love her, because, like me, she loves art. I love her for being intelligent and respectable to her teachers, no matter how negatively others might think of their teachers. I love her for the way she talks; she talks extrovertly to everyone, no matter if she knows the person or not. I love her for being the most beautiful human being I have ever met. Because of her, I have changed my lifestyle. People who saw my previous thread know that. I know I don't want her for physical contact, because ever since I met her, I have stopped masturbating. I have been like this for three weeks now. I have lost all lust.[/QUOTE]
Oh....I remember you now. Is this the slightly chubby chick that you asked out? My advice.....don't get too lovey-dovey in the head. It leads to nothing but trouble. Just try to be cool, and try to be your regular masturbating self again.
 
[quote name='The Don']I know I don't want her for physical contact, because ever since I met her, I have stopped masturbating.[/QUOTE]

Jesus Christ. Why hasn't this been locked?
 
[quote name='Stoneage']Oh....I remember you now. Is this the slightly chubby chick that you asked out? My advice.....don't get too lovey-dovey in the head. It leads to nothing but trouble. Just try to be cool, and try to be your regular masturbating self again.[/quote]

I think he needs a visit from the masturbating bear.
 
[quote name='Squall835']I think he needs a visit from the masturbating bear.[/QUOTE]

OK, then.

[MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mrmm8eoEPHA[/MEDIA]
 
We'll be seeing a news story about some kid who committed suicide on Thursday night at a coffee shop. The question is, how will he do it?

But seriously, slap yourself a few times and download lesbian porn.
 
[quote name='The Don']People just don't understand. I have been posting in my previous thread all about my love, but people just don't see what I see. I think about her all the time. I can't get her out of my mind. There is a hole in my heart and she's the only one that can complete me. I feel I can love her no matter what she does.[/quote]

Ugh.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']I have always been amused by guys who think they can steal a girl away. If a girl is so fickle she'd leave her boyfriend for you, what makes you so sure she won't do the same to you when someone else comes along with the same expectations?
Oh I'm sorry, you probably think you and this girl are destined to be together and when the girl realizes this there will be no one else in the world but you. :roll:[/quote]

:roll: Duh, you don't expect a meaningful relationship from someone you lure away from their sig-o. You just boff em and then run, leaving their cheating ass hanging in the wind- exposed for all to see.

[quote name='Skylander7']Here's how it would've played out if I had been in the situation...

Me: "Hey, wanna go and get coffee sometime?"
Her: "As what, bf/gf or friends?"
Me: "As divorcees, it's more fun that way.. joking, I didn't look that deep into it"
Her: "Oh.. sorry, it's just I don't like jumping into things. I'm seeing somebody right now, so I'm not looking for anything serious."
Me: "As in boyfriend, part time boyfriend, or just pain in the ass?"
Her: "A little bit of all three. But we can hang out as friends."
Me: "Technicalities are a pain in the ass too."
Her: "I don't get it."
Me: "Nevermind, no worries. How about Thursday?"
Her: "That's ok."
Me: "Does it have to be coffee? Those places suck ass, it feels like a bunch of sociatal misfits who sip overpriced coffee to attain some feeling of social importance and try to fit into their peer subcultures."
Her: "I don't know if I understand."
Me: "Well... if you don't understand, than that definately rules out the bf/gf question."
Her: "That's cool, I'm not looking for anything serious right now."
Me: "Well... wanna get shitfaced instead? We can shoot BB guns at hookers at the truck stop or something."
Her: "Ok, sounds fun!"

Here's my advice.. anybody that worried about technicalities, claims to be involved, and still agrees to free overpriced coffee... is obviously more concerned with bleeding a nice guy's wallet and collecting males like baseball cards for social acceptance. Don't get sucked into the black hole of estrogen, and be outwitted by someone who lacks the integrity and loyalty to someone they're involved in at the price of free java. It can only end up with empty bank accounts and a kiss on the cheek at best.

You'll see this girl again someday in your life.. likely when she's ringing you up at the gas station as you get a six pack late at night. High school relationships only end in teen pregnancy and divorce (most of the time), and are built on the foundations of superficiality. Trust me, 5 years, 2 kids, and one divorce later.. they become the aggressor in a bar somewhere. That's when it gets really interesting :)

When you got her number, you should've said "on second thought.. no thanks.. your boyfriend put me up to it to see how you'd react. No way in hell would I date somebody like you, and coffee is gay."[/quote]

:rofl: I have a new favorite poster.
 
[quote name='The Don']People just don't understand. I have been posting in my previous thread all about my love, but people just don't see what I see. I think about her all the time. I can't get her out of my mind. There is a hole in my heart and she's the only one that can complete me. I feel I can love her no matter what she does.[/quote]
OP, if you are a troll, then kudos to you for getting the reaction you have.

If you are 100% completely serious about all this: You are presenting a very skewed reality - that's why people "don't understand", and that's why people have reacted as they have. While you are waiting for her to come around, you ought to think about talking to someone about the feelings you are having. I am not saying this to be rude, but as one concerned human being to another.
 
[quote name='judyjudyjudy']Okay, you really shouldn't get your hopes up. I missed the first thread about this so maybe I'm being too harsh, but this is what I was hearing based on the conversation posted:

Me: Hey, I was wondering if you would like to go out for some coffee sometime.
Her: As like boyfriend/girlfriend or as friends? (Translation: What does this guy want?)
Me: Whatever you want.
Her: Well, I already have a boyfriend, but we can still go out as friends. (I don't have a boyfriend, but I definitely don't want you for a boyfriend.)
Me: Okay, when would you be available?
Her: Well, I stay afterschool pretty late... (Never.)
Me: How about Thursday night?
Her: Um, I'll have to see. (No.)
Me: Can I call you then?
Her: Sure (I'll ignore your call and/or give you the wrong number.)
(I take out my pen and write her number on my arm.)
Me: Well, I have to go to the library. I'll see you later.
Her: Okay, bye. (Forever.)[/QUOTE]

You win at life. Skylander7 also wins for:
When you got her number, you should've said "on second thought.. no thanks.. your boyfriend put me up to it to see how you'd react. No way in hell would I date somebody like you, and coffee is gay."
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:rofl:
 
This might have already been posted, but we need pics man. That is your next mission. To get a pic of you and then a pic of her. We need to see who we are dealing with. But on a serious note, if you are who you say you are, then you're fucked in the head. I've had huge crushes on people before but never like this. I've even actually been in love. I fell in love with her after we started dating seriously, however. You need to move on man.
 
[quote name='The Don']My Thoughts: I'm pretty happy about what happened. Even though she might have a boyfriend, I feel like I can win her over. I won't give up.[/QUOTE]
1.) If you couldn't tell, she was blowing you off... throughout that entire conversation.

2.) She has a boyfriend. Don't be a serlfish little shit and steal her away from someone who (probably) loves her, and who she (probably) loves.

3.) This follows number three for a reason: There are other fish in the sea. It's unhealthy to obsess over someone -- especially someone who doesn't "love" you back.
 
[quote name='Maklershed']I hope we dont see the OP on a "special episode" of Dateline Friday night.[/QUOTE]

Well if the girl says "Have some Sweet Tea while I go change for the hot tub" then your fuckED!!!
 
[quote name='The Don']I love her, because, like me, she loves art. I love her for being intelligent and respectable to her teachers, no matter how negatively others might think of their teachers. I love her for the way she talks; she talks extrovertly to everyone, no matter if she knows the person or not. I love her for being the most beautiful human being I have ever met. Because of her, I have changed my lifestyle. People who saw my previous thread know that. I know I don't want her for physical contact, because ever since I met her, I have stopped masturbating. I have been like this for three weeks now. I have lost all lust.[/quote]
Holy shit, you're freaky. You're already saying love and you haven't even been on a date.

But use that as an opening line if/when you hang out. "You're awesome. Seriously. Because of you, i've stopped masturbating." Do it.
 
[quote name='moiety']While you are waiting for her to come around, you ought to think about talking to someone about the feelings you are having. I am not saying this to be rude, but as one concerned human being to another.[/QUOTE]I have talked to my friends about it. They told me to let the girl get to know me better and then ask her out. I felt that she has gotten to know me better so I popped the question. The next thing I plan to do is send her flowers on sweetest day.
 
Sing her that savage garden song "I Knew I Loved You"

I think I dreamed you into life
I knew I loved you before I met you
I have been waiting all my life
 
[quote name='The Don']I have talked to my friends about it. They told me to let the girl get to know me better and then ask her out. I felt that she has gotten to know me better so I popped the question. The next thing I plan to do is send her flowers on sweetest day.[/QUOTE]

Get new friends, now.
 
[quote name='The Don']I have talked to my friends about it. They told me to let the girl get to know me better and then ask her out. I felt that she has gotten to know me better so I popped the question. The next thing I plan to do is send her flowers on sweetest day.[/QUOTE]


oh Lord, you better not be thinking about marrying her already.
 
WTF is sweetest day???? Men aren't supposed to acknowledge its existence...
 
hilarious...dont feel like reading the entire thread but from the first post "forced love" doesnt seem like a good idea.

"I will win her heart" hahahahahaha
 
[quote name='The Don']I have talked to my friends about it. They told me to let the girl get to know me better and then ask her out. I felt that she has gotten to know me better so I popped the question. The next thing I plan to do is send her flowers on sweetest day.[/quote]

wait....you told your friends this:

"I know I don't want her for physical contact, because ever since I met her, I have stopped masturbating. I have been like this for three weeks now."

and they told you to ...

"let the girl get to know you better?"

you lie...that's probably what you wanted them to say
 
[quote name='Moxio']Man I'm confused.[/QUOTE]


as MichaelVortega pointed out, we are seeing a prime argument for the case against quitting masturbation.
 
I wonder if I ever was as naive as the OP? ... could the OP just saying these thing to have fun? no idea... but sure very fun to read..
 
[quote name='swetooth9']wait....you told your friends this:

"I know I don't want her for physical contact, because ever since I met her, I have stopped masturbating. I have been like this for three weeks now."

and they told you to ...

"let the girl get to know you better?"

you lie...that's probably what you wanted them to say[/QUOTE]No, I never told my friends that I stopped masturbating.
 
[quote name='racthamp']I wonder if I ever was as naive as the OP? ... could the OP just saying these thing to have fun? no idea... but sure very fun to read..[/QUOTE]No, I'm being totally serious. Maybe I am naive. Oh well. I have to admit. It is pretty amusing posting my love life online and seeing peoples' reactions.
 
[quote name='The Don']No, I never told my friends that I stopped masturbating.[/quote]

So you talk with your friends about masturbating? I can imagine it how it would go during lunch time.

"Oh man, I rubbed out a good one last night while flipping through the new FHM magazine.":lol:
 
[quote name='The Don']I have talked to my friends about it. They told me to let the girl get to know me better and then ask her out. I felt that she has gotten to know me better so I popped the question. The next thing I plan to do is send her flowers on sweetest day.[/QUOTE]

Flowers on sweetest day? The hell? You mean when she's having her period? Sweetest day? I'm confused, not as much as you are to have quit masturbation, but still.
 
[quote name='The Don']No, I never told my friends that I stopped masturbating.[/QUOTE]

Quick give us their myspaces and e-mails so we can spam them this thread.
 
[quote name='swetooth9']wait....you told your friends this:

"I know I don't want her for physical contact, because ever since I met her, I have stopped masturbating. I have been like this for three weeks now."

and they told you to ...

"let the girl get to know you better?"

you lie...that's probably what you wanted them to say[/QUOTE]

:rofl:
 
[quote name='Fire']Flowers on sweetest day? The hell? You mean when she's having her period? Sweetest day? I'm confused, not as much as you are to have quit masturbation, but still.[/QUOTE]


Swetties day is a weak sauce valentines day knock off.
 
[quote name='Michaellvortega']Swetties day is a weak sauce valentines day knock off.[/QUOTE]

instigated as a government cover-up I take it? Or is simply a generic commerical knock off to exten Valetines Day's economic impact on the economy?

Hell, it has its own wiki. Impressive, but it misses the government conspiracy I had laid out.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweetest_Day
 
[quote name='TheRock88']So you talk with your friends about masturbating? I can imagine it how it would go during lunch time.

"Oh man, I rubbed out a good one last night while flipping through the new FHM magazine.":lol:[/QUOTE]NO, I don't do that.
 
[quote name='Fire']Quick give us their myspaces and e-mails so we can spam them this thread.[/QUOTE]I have no problem of telling them myself. I'm very open to my friends.
 
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