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OP, you need to masturbate. If you let that shit build up, you're gonna blow your load just by holding her hand.
So I Asked Her Out......
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E_G_Man
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[quote name='jPoD']Get new friends, now.[/quote]
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[quote name='The Don']I have talked to my friends about it. They told me to let the girl get to know me better and then ask her out. I felt that she has gotten to know me better so I popped the question. The next thing I plan to do is send her flowers on sweetest day.[/quote]
BWHAHAHAHAHA:lol:
But seriously Sweetest Day and Valentines Day are different days? Shouldn't they of called it Valentines Day Two: Electric Boogaloo or something?
In my day we were lucky to get one holiday based on a winged cherub, you kids nowadays with your new fangled rap music and your dual Valentine-type holidays....
Also you should probably find this guy shes with and confront him. If he really loved her he would see how good you are for her and want to see her happy anyways. Clearly his only option would be to give her to you and bask in your love rays....
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[quote name='The Don']I have talked to my friends about it. They told me to let the girl get to know me better and then ask her out. I felt that she has gotten to know me better so I popped the question. The next thing I plan to do is send her flowers on sweetest day.[/quote]
BWHAHAHAHAHA:lol:
But seriously Sweetest Day and Valentines Day are different days? Shouldn't they of called it Valentines Day Two: Electric Boogaloo or something?
In my day we were lucky to get one holiday based on a winged cherub, you kids nowadays with your new fangled rap music and your dual Valentine-type holidays....
Also you should probably find this guy shes with and confront him. If he really loved her he would see how good you are for her and want to see her happy anyways. Clearly his only option would be to give her to you and bask in your love rays....
Pylis
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[quote name='The Don']No, I never told my friends that I stopped masturbating.[/QUOTE]
No, of course not. You only tell that kind of personal stuff to hundreds of strangers on the internet.
Why is this continuing? How have you not picked up on the general consensus? She doesn't like you. Move on.
No, of course not. You only tell that kind of personal stuff to hundreds of strangers on the internet.
Why is this continuing? How have you not picked up on the general consensus? She doesn't like you. Move on.
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[quote name='The Don']The next thing I plan to do is send her flowers on sweetest day.[/QUOTE]
She. Has. A. Boy. Friend.
(And if she lied, she lied for a reason -- leave her the
alone.)
Let me put it this way, and I'm probably speaking on behalf of a few here:
If I was the girl's boyfriend, and I heard about you, and you sent her flowers on "Sweetest Day", the crime scene investigators would find your corpse in the dumpster of a back alley.
She. Has. A. Boy. Friend.
(And if she lied, she lied for a reason -- leave her the
alone.)Let me put it this way, and I'm probably speaking on behalf of a few here:
If I was the girl's boyfriend, and I heard about you, and you sent her flowers on "Sweetest Day", the crime scene investigators would find your corpse in the dumpster of a back alley.
[quote name='E_G_Man']
Also you should probably find this guy shes with and confront him. If he really loved her he would see how good you are for her and want to see her happy anyways. Clearly his only option would be to give her to you and bask in your love rays....[/QUOTE]
Oh yes, OP should definitely scout out this supposed *cough real cough* "boyfriend" and have a dance off with him. Nothing as harrowing to win a girl's soul..i mean heart.
Also you should probably find this guy shes with and confront him. If he really loved her he would see how good you are for her and want to see her happy anyways. Clearly his only option would be to give her to you and bask in your love rays....[/QUOTE]
Oh yes, OP should definitely scout out this supposed *cough real cough* "boyfriend" and have a dance off with him. Nothing as harrowing to win a girl's soul..i mean heart.
Cart -----> Horse.
"I have a boyfriend" after her friends tell you she's single and you've never seen her with her boyfriend, always by herself = "I don't find you attractive but I feel awkward and not too sure how to deal with this situation of you asking me out, so I will lie about a fake boyfriend so that you don't try to make a move on me making an awkward situation even more awkward."
"I have a boyfriend" after her friends tell you she's single and you've never seen her with her boyfriend, always by herself = "I don't find you attractive but I feel awkward and not too sure how to deal with this situation of you asking me out, so I will lie about a fake boyfriend so that you don't try to make a move on me making an awkward situation even more awkward."
Pylis
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[quote name='Brak']Let me put it this way, and I'm probably speaking on behalf of a few here:
If I was the girl's boyfriend, and I heard about you, and you sent her flowers on "Sweetest Day", the crime scene investigators would find your corpse in the dumpster of a back alley.[/QUOTE]
QFT. I have a friend who pulls the same crap that you do, hitting on girls in relationships. You're showing a total lack of respect for the girl's boyfriend and for her feelings. Assuming the boyfriend does exist, it's completely plausible that he's a decent guy who legitimately cares about her, and all you're doing is mucking things up.
I'm not trying to be rude, I'm not trying to be a dick, and I'm not trying to dash your hopes, but you need to realize that you're involving yourself in something that goes far beyond just you.
If I was the girl's boyfriend, and I heard about you, and you sent her flowers on "Sweetest Day", the crime scene investigators would find your corpse in the dumpster of a back alley.[/QUOTE]
QFT. I have a friend who pulls the same crap that you do, hitting on girls in relationships. You're showing a total lack of respect for the girl's boyfriend and for her feelings. Assuming the boyfriend does exist, it's completely plausible that he's a decent guy who legitimately cares about her, and all you're doing is mucking things up.
I'm not trying to be rude, I'm not trying to be a dick, and I'm not trying to dash your hopes, but you need to realize that you're involving yourself in something that goes far beyond just you.
The Don
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[quote name='scsg75']Cart -----> Horse.
"I have a boyfriend" after her friends tell you she's single and you've never seen her with her boyfriend, always by herself = "I don't find you attractive but I feel awkward and not too sure how to deal with this situation of you asking me out, so I will lie about a fake boyfriend so that you don't try to make a move on me making an awkward situation even more awkward."[/QUOTE]That's what I fear. If I find that out, my heart will bleed, and I'll probably break my computer or something.
"I have a boyfriend" after her friends tell you she's single and you've never seen her with her boyfriend, always by herself = "I don't find you attractive but I feel awkward and not too sure how to deal with this situation of you asking me out, so I will lie about a fake boyfriend so that you don't try to make a move on me making an awkward situation even more awkward."[/QUOTE]That's what I fear. If I find that out, my heart will bleed, and I'll probably break my computer or something.
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[quote name='Pylis']QFT. I have a friend who pulls the same crap that you do, hitting on girls in relationships. You're showing a total lack of respect for the girl's boyfriend and for her feelings. Assuming the boyfriend does exist, it's completely plausible that he's a decent guy who legitimately cares about her, and all you're doing is mucking things up.
I'm not trying to be rude, I'm not trying to be a dick, and I'm not trying to dash your hopes, but you need to realize that you're involving yourself in something that goes far beyond just you.[/QUOTE]
Just playing devil's advocate, but if she wasn't previously friends with this guy and she agreed to even meet up him, then she might just be a dirty whore...
I'm not trying to be rude, I'm not trying to be a dick, and I'm not trying to dash your hopes, but you need to realize that you're involving yourself in something that goes far beyond just you.[/QUOTE]
Just playing devil's advocate, but if she wasn't previously friends with this guy and she agreed to even meet up him, then she might just be a dirty whore...
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[quote name='Brak']She. Has. A. Boy. Friend.
(And if she lied, she lied for a reason -- leave her the alone.)
Let me put it this way, and I'm probably speaking on behalf of a few here:
If I was the girl's boyfriend, and I heard about you, and you sent her flowers on "Sweetest Day", the crime scene investigators would find your corpse in the dumpster of a back alley.[/QUOTE]I don't care. That's a sweet way to put an end to things: dying for love. If I could write like Shakespeare, I would make my own drama.
(And if she lied, she lied for a reason -- leave her the
alone.)Let me put it this way, and I'm probably speaking on behalf of a few here:
If I was the girl's boyfriend, and I heard about you, and you sent her flowers on "Sweetest Day", the crime scene investigators would find your corpse in the dumpster of a back alley.[/QUOTE]I don't care. That's a sweet way to put an end to things: dying for love. If I could write like Shakespeare, I would make my own drama.
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[quote name='Brak']She. Has. A. Boy. Friend.
(And if she lied, she lied for a reason -- leave her the alone.)
Let me put it this way, and I'm probably speaking on behalf of a few here:
If I was the girl's boyfriend, and I heard about you, and you sent her flowers on "Sweetest Day", the crime scene investigators would find your corpse in the dumpster of a back alley.[/QUOTE]
FTW.
(And if she lied, she lied for a reason -- leave her the
alone.)Let me put it this way, and I'm probably speaking on behalf of a few here:
If I was the girl's boyfriend, and I heard about you, and you sent her flowers on "Sweetest Day", the crime scene investigators would find your corpse in the dumpster of a back alley.[/QUOTE]
FTW.
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[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']Just playing devil's advocate, but if she wasn't previously friends with this guy and she agreed to even meet up him, then she might just be a dirty whore...[/QUOTE]
Point taken, and that might be the case--if the boyfriend exists, and he's an okay guy, he'll hopefully eventually find out and dump her useless ass. The point is that it still doesn't justify him atttempting to continue a "realtionship" with a girl he knows has a boyfriend.
Point taken, and that might be the case--if the boyfriend exists, and he's an okay guy, he'll hopefully eventually find out and dump her useless ass. The point is that it still doesn't justify him atttempting to continue a "realtionship" with a girl he knows has a boyfriend.
[quote name='E_G_Man']Hes not looking for that kind of relationship with her.
No heavy petting only pecks on the cheek.[/QUOTE]
That crosses the line too. If they do get go out with each (long shot) and they get married (longer shot still) they'll probably sleep in separate beds.
No heavy petting only pecks on the cheek.[/QUOTE]That crosses the line too. If they do get go out with each (long shot) and they get married (longer shot still) they'll probably sleep in separate beds.
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']Just playing devil's advocate, but if she wasn't previously friends with this guy and she agreed to even meet up him, then she might just be a dirty whore...[/QUOTE]
I agree. This girl has to be a Slut (notice I capitalized the S). No question about it.
I agree. This girl has to be a Slut (notice I capitalized the S). No question about it.
Some of you make life too complicated, there's about 7 billion people in the world half are female, half of those are married, about a quarter are with someone, and a quarter are your age, that leaves you MILLIONS and MILLIONS of girls to be with, of all different heights body types nationalities and locations, yet you waste time with ONE girl who tells you she has a boyfriend?
I don't care about the girl, she's going out with other guys and giving guys numbers when she's already with someone, that brings her down in my book completely
But you're just degrading yourself by wasting your time like that, I see hideous totally stupid guys get absolutely hot girls all the time, and sometimes it just happens those hot girls are very sweet and very caring too, so please, for the sake of all parties involved, try someone else...there's so many of us surely you can find one who isn't tied up or doesn't completely hate you
I don't care about the girl, she's going out with other guys and giving guys numbers when she's already with someone, that brings her down in my book completely
But you're just degrading yourself by wasting your time like that, I see hideous totally stupid guys get absolutely hot girls all the time, and sometimes it just happens those hot girls are very sweet and very caring too, so please, for the sake of all parties involved, try someone else...there's so many of us surely you can find one who isn't tied up or doesn't completely hate you
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in case you guys missed it, this is what i posted in the other thread....
thank god there are people like you that make people like us not look that bad.
thank god there are people like you that make people like us not look that bad.
[quote name='Fire']You go to your friends, guidance counselor, Myspace - especially myspace, and the rest of the intranets for that.[/QUOTE]
Why would you go to myspace for relationship advice? You're sure to end up in 4 divorces and with 4 STD's if you listen to someone on myspace for relationship advice [especially if their profile is all jazzed up]
Why would you go to myspace for relationship advice? You're sure to end up in 4 divorces and with 4 STD's if you listen to someone on myspace for relationship advice [especially if their profile is all jazzed up]
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[quote name='The Don']I don't care. That's a sweet way to put an end to things: dying for love. If I could write like Shakespeare, I would make my own drama.[/QUOTE]
Take a seat.
Take a seat.
[quote name='sarausagi']Why would you go to myspace for relationship advice? You're sure to end up in 4 divorces and with 4 STD's if you listen to someone on myspace for relationship advice [especially if their profile is all jazzed up][/QUOTE]
Yaeh, but on myspace he'd at least listen to someone. Plenty of CAGs have given him great advice, but he keeps shunning it away so what difference does it make.
Yaeh, but on myspace he'd at least listen to someone. Plenty of CAGs have given him great advice, but he keeps shunning it away so what difference does it make.
[quote name='nickmad']Im going to quote this....I think people missed it the first time around......[/QUOTE]
Wow, didn't see that [just read the first page]
One, Shakespeare wasn't that great a writer
Two, what the? I might understand being deeply in love with someone for ages, but getting all suicidal over some girl he doesn't even really know?
Is there a picture of this girl? Maybe it's the virgin Mary or Joan of Arc or something.
Wow, didn't see that [just read the first page]
One, Shakespeare wasn't that great a writer
Two, what the? I might understand being deeply in love with someone for ages, but getting all suicidal over some girl he doesn't even really know?
Is there a picture of this girl? Maybe it's the virgin Mary or Joan of Arc or something.
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This topic sucks and The_Don you suck as an annoying poster. I'd take King_Sprout over you any day. Quit making topics.
[quote name='munch']I agree. This girl has to be a Slut (notice I capitalized the S). No question about it.[/QUOTE]
Hey, hey, nothing wrong with sluts as long as they're honest about it. I hate girls who go around dating multiple guys but when they get caught or you call them a whore they get all offended. Better an honest bitch than a lying tramp.
Hey, hey, nothing wrong with sluts as long as they're honest about it. I hate girls who go around dating multiple guys but when they get caught or you call them a whore they get all offended. Better an honest bitch than a lying tramp.
[quote name='munch']How can you not know if she has a boyfriend? When I was in high school we always knew who was dating who.[/QUOTE]
You go to school in Mayberry? I went to school with 2,000 people. Anyway The Don at least you got a number and a chance, I guess.
You go to school in Mayberry? I went to school with 2,000 people. Anyway The Don at least you got a number and a chance, I guess.
E_G_Man
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[quote name='6669']Moral of this topic:
"Dont ask anyone on cheapassgamer.com for relationship advice"[/quote]
What if we are looking for cheapass dating advice? Like which fancy restaraunts take coupons, B1G1 movie tickets and everyone favorite clearance discontinued condoms.
"Dont ask anyone on cheapassgamer.com for relationship advice"[/quote]
What if we are looking for cheapass dating advice? Like which fancy restaraunts take coupons, B1G1 movie tickets and everyone favorite clearance discontinued condoms.
This guy is either pulling everyone's leg (which I expect - the writing is just too over-the-top)...
Or, about to make himself miserable.
I knew a guy who "chased" a cheerleader in my class for all of high school. Despite her boyfriend, he brought her roses and one year a set of silver dollars on her birthday - laid bare in front of the entire class. She had a boyfriend, and it was pretty obvious to the entire world he wasn't ever going to get anywhere with her.
I heard a lot of rumors about the guy after graduating and was disappointed that he wasn't at my 10-year reunion because I wondered how many of them were true. I'd post his name for you, only I don't remember what everyone said SHE goes by now...
It's a story that is easy to laugh at but really it makes me sad for the guy. He really had a hard time - don't be like him. It's not normal to be this obsessed with someone you don't know very well.
Or, about to make himself miserable.
I knew a guy who "chased" a cheerleader in my class for all of high school. Despite her boyfriend, he brought her roses and one year a set of silver dollars on her birthday - laid bare in front of the entire class. She had a boyfriend, and it was pretty obvious to the entire world he wasn't ever going to get anywhere with her.
I heard a lot of rumors about the guy after graduating and was disappointed that he wasn't at my 10-year reunion because I wondered how many of them were true. I'd post his name for you, only I don't remember what everyone said SHE goes by now...
It's a story that is easy to laugh at but really it makes me sad for the guy. He really had a hard time - don't be like him. It's not normal to be this obsessed with someone you don't know very well.
jPoD
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[quote name='E_G_Man']What if we are looking for cheapass dating advice? Like which fancy restaraunts take coupons, B1G1 movie tickets and everyone favorite clearance discontinued condoms.[/QUOTE]
http://www.restaraunt.com/
GREAT site.
http://www.restaraunt.com/
GREAT site.
The Don
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[quote name='chosen1s']This guy is either pulling everyone's leg (which I expect - the writing is just too over-the-top)...
Or, about to make himself miserable.
I knew a guy who "chased" a cheerleader in my class for all of high school. Despite her boyfriend, he brought her roses and one year a set of silver dollars on her birthday - laid bare in front of the entire class. She had a boyfriend, and it was pretty obvious to the entire world he wasn't ever going to get anywhere with her.
I heard a lot of rumors about the guy after graduating and was disappointed that he wasn't at my 10-year reunion because I wondered how many of them were true. I'd post his name for you, only I don't remember what everyone said SHE goes by now...
It's a story that is easy to laugh at but really it makes me sad for the guy. He really had a hard time - don't be like him. It's not normal to be this obsessed with someone you don't know very well.[/QUOTE]How have I been over the top?
Or, about to make himself miserable.
I knew a guy who "chased" a cheerleader in my class for all of high school. Despite her boyfriend, he brought her roses and one year a set of silver dollars on her birthday - laid bare in front of the entire class. She had a boyfriend, and it was pretty obvious to the entire world he wasn't ever going to get anywhere with her.
I heard a lot of rumors about the guy after graduating and was disappointed that he wasn't at my 10-year reunion because I wondered how many of them were true. I'd post his name for you, only I don't remember what everyone said SHE goes by now...
It's a story that is easy to laugh at but really it makes me sad for the guy. He really had a hard time - don't be like him. It's not normal to be this obsessed with someone you don't know very well.[/QUOTE]How have I been over the top?
The Don
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[quote name='sandrokstar']i dunno. i kinda want it to work out. i wanna hear about the 2 mins of pure romantical sex (for you), and then the 35 minutes of crying afterwards. seriously, this thread could be bumped up to a sticky.[/QUOTE]I'll post a new thread anytime there is progress.
E_G_Man
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Ok OP your getting out of hand..
1)we've already broke the news to you that she doesnt like you
2)you are already saying you love her when you havent even gone on a date
3)SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND
4)You are asking a girl with a boyfriend out on a date...
5)You already have plans to buy her flowers on whatever the hell that holiday is
6)You have stopped jacking off... i dont know why you even mentioned this but its weird nonetheless
For your own good, leave her alone and DONT SEND HER FLOWERS
..let me put it this way if some random guy starts actin creepy as shit like you are towards my g/f, askin for her number, wantin to go on a date, and sending her flowers... There will be a boot inserted in his ass... i'm fairly sure 99.999% of all the other guys with gf's would feel the same way.. you are seriously asking to get your ass kicked by her B/f
1)we've already broke the news to you that she doesnt like you
2)you are already saying you love her when you havent even gone on a date
3)SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND
4)You are asking a girl with a boyfriend out on a date...
5)You already have plans to buy her flowers on whatever the hell that holiday is
6)You have stopped jacking off... i dont know why you even mentioned this but its weird nonetheless
For your own good, leave her alone and DONT SEND HER FLOWERS
..let me put it this way if some random guy starts actin creepy as shit like you are towards my g/f, askin for her number, wantin to go on a date, and sending her flowers... There will be a boot inserted in his ass... i'm fairly sure 99.999% of all the other guys with gf's would feel the same way.. you are seriously asking to get your ass kicked by her B/f
Zenithian Legend
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[quote name='Cracka']sweet you now have a friend girl!
all the perks of a girlfriend without the physical contact! yay![/quote]
Seriously, this guy needs to get some balls, then smack that girl on the ass, and tell her to bake him a cake!
all the perks of a girlfriend without the physical contact! yay![/quote]
Seriously, this guy needs to get some balls, then smack that girl on the ass, and tell her to bake him a cake!
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[quote name='Cracka']Ok OP your getting out of hand..
1)we've already broke the news to you that she doesnt like you
2)you are already saying you love her when you havent even gone on a date
3)SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND
4)You are asking a girl with a boyfriend out on a date...
5)You already have plans to buy her flowers on whatever the hell that holiday is
6)You have stopped jacking off... i dont know why you even mentioned this but its weird nonetheless
For your own good, leave her alone and DONT SEND HER FLOWERS
..let me put it this way if some random guy starts actin creepy as shit like you are towards my g/f, askin for her number, wantin to go on a date, and sending her flowers... There will be a boot inserted in his ass... i'm fairly sure 99.999% of all the other guys with gf's would feel the same way.. you are seriously asking to get your ass kicked by her B/f[/quote]
But what if on the very very VERY VERY super VERY small off chance that he happens to be a MANG like me and knows how to fight back, and consequently beats the living shit out of said boyfriend?
1)we've already broke the news to you that she doesnt like you
2)you are already saying you love her when you havent even gone on a date
3)SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND
4)You are asking a girl with a boyfriend out on a date...
5)You already have plans to buy her flowers on whatever the hell that holiday is
6)You have stopped jacking off... i dont know why you even mentioned this but its weird nonetheless
For your own good, leave her alone and DONT SEND HER FLOWERS
..let me put it this way if some random guy starts actin creepy as shit like you are towards my g/f, askin for her number, wantin to go on a date, and sending her flowers... There will be a boot inserted in his ass... i'm fairly sure 99.999% of all the other guys with gf's would feel the same way.. you are seriously asking to get your ass kicked by her B/f[/quote]
But what if on the very very VERY VERY super VERY small off chance that he happens to be a MANG like me and knows how to fight back, and consequently beats the living shit out of said boyfriend?
bread's done