So I Asked Her Out......

Well, if she does have a boyfriend, The Don better hope it doesn't end up like this. :lol:

[MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1H7OGqx7r-o[/MEDIA]
 
Tonight's Smallville Night, followed by Friday, which is Meerkat Manor night :p

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[quote name='Saucy Jack']Well, if she does have a boyfriend, The Don better hope it doesn't end up like this. :lol:
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LOL "I thought your shoulders were so broad and beutiful"

I would imagine the OP ending up like that ( didnt expect the gunshot part)
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']Well, if she does have a boyfriend, The Don better hope it doesn't end up like this. :lol:

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Ha no the Don would be the creepy guy shooting the boyfriend from a grassy gnoll
 
this thread makes my sides hurt so I thank you very much :applause:

Seriously tho when ur around this girl u should act not so interested u have to do the back n forth thing you cant be creepy/romantic untill she shows that she likes u this is why were kinda poking fun.

Make her think other people are interested in you to.
(that gives her a feeling of well if other people think hes attractive I guess I could to) or (im a jealous female ill make him like me more)

You cant skip to 'love' you have to play mild games atleast because this is what all females want.
 
That's kind of creepy...

I know someone like you, except female, who is like that with me...

It's horrible to be on the recieving end of creepy semi-stalkers. Stop doing it.
 
[quote name='Squall835']Reading this thread is like watching two trains on the same track slowly inch their way towards each other. I wonder what the collision will be like?[/quote]That depends on how fast they are going and what cities they left at what time.
 
[quote name='botticus']That depends on how fast they are going and what cities they left at what time.[/quote]

Chicago and St. Louis?
 
[quote name='Cracka']this would make sense if you think about it...

-nerdy guy tries to steal girl who already has a bf..
-boyfriend finds out about it and gets pissed
-boyfriend tries to fight nerd
-nerd turns fight into more of a wrestling match
-boyfriend being stronger than nerd ends up on top
-girl jumps in trying to break up the fight
-thumb in girls ass = threesome

genius.[/quote]

Ya... but not quite that graphic!

After this thread is over, we will call the Don, "Uncle Filatio"
 
[quote name='Pookymeister']fixed :cool:[/QUOTE]

Unfortunately, she wasn't 'emotionally ready' for that. Girls are such bitches.
 
[quote name='Dead of Knight']I'm sure she gave you a fake number.[/QUOTE]No, I tried the number today. It's real. I don't think she likes me. She told me she's busy for the next week or so. Nevertheless, I'm still sending her flowers.
 
[quote name='The Don']No, I tried the number today. It's real. I don't think she likes me. She told me she's busy for the next week or so. Nevertheless, I'm still sending her flowers.[/QUOTE]

SHE DOESNT MOTHERfuckING LIKE YOU! WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SEND FLOWERS TO SOMEONE WHO DOESNT LIKE YOU???? /rant (sorry for caps)
 
[quote name='The Don']No, I tried the number today. It's real. I don't think she likes me. She told me she's busy for the next week or so. Nevertheless, I'm still sending her flowers.[/QUOTE]

OK... read what you posted again. She doesn't like you... so why the hell are you sending flowers?

Save your money for someone who likes you. You shouldn't want anything to do with anyone who wants nothing to do with you.
 
[quote name='The Don']No, I tried the number today. It's real. I don't think she likes me. She told me she's busy for the next week or so. Nevertheless, I'm still sending her flowers.[/quote]A girl telling me she's "busy" has never stopped me from lurking in the bushes outside her house. After the 3rd or 4th time they catch you peering into their bedroom window, they eventually start to slowly fall in love with you. You just need to be more persistant. If you need some visual pointers, go rent the movie "Fear", and study Mark Whalberg's performance. Pure brilliance.
 
Gawd let her go then if she doesnt like you. If shes "busy" for the next week or so then she obviously doesnt want to go out with you right now. If you send her those flowers you are...

1. gonna freak her out to the point she will never EVER consider assocating with you
2. waste your money

Its your money and your life. If you want to alienate her and throw your cash in the garbage then go for it.
 
[quote name='VanillaGorilla']A girl telling me she's "busy" has never stopped me from lurking in the bushes outside her house. After the 3rd or 4th time they catch you peering into their bedroom window, they eventually start to slowly fall in love with you. You just need to be more persistant. If you need some visual pointers, go rent the movie "Fear", and study Mark Whalberg's performance. Pure brilliance.[/quote]

Don't encourage the boy.
 
[quote name='Cracka']this would make sense if you think about it...

-nerdy guy tries to steal girl who already has a bf..
-boyfriend finds out about it and gets pissed
-boyfriend tries to fight nerd
-nerd turns fight into more of a wrestling match
-boyfriend being stronger than nerd ends up on top
-girl jumps in trying to break up the fight
-thumb in girls ass = threesome

genius.[/QUOTE]I'm not a nerd. I already said I'm semi-emo. I work out too so I have some muscles. For all you know, the supposed boyfriend could be a nerd or an emo. What makes you think he is a muscular guy that can kick ass.
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']Well, if she does have a boyfriend, The Don better hope it doesn't end up like this. :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1H7OGqx7r-o[/QUOTE]If I get shot, it would hurt, but it would also feel so good. I'm already in pain. My heart bleeds everyday from thinking about the girl. Getting shot might take my mind off of the girl for a second. And if the wound is fatal and my life is flashing before my eyes, I would be happy to know that I died for love.
 
[quote name='The Don']If I get shot, it would hurt, but it would also feel so good. I'm already in pain. My heart bleeds everyday from thinking about the girl. Getting shot might take my mind off of the girl for a second. And if the wound is fatal and my life is flashing before my eyes, I would be happy to know that I died for love.[/QUOTE]
Change your Mafia avatar... you're giving my people a bad name.
 
[quote name='Brak']Change your Mafia avatar... you're giving my people a bad name.[/quote]

yeah seriously. we arent pussies.
 
Dude this is great news! You see abstinence makes the heart grow fonder and clearly this is a ploy on her part to make your love grow!!! Send flowers and glamour shots of yourself to her so she knows that you have caught on to her little game. Once she knows that you still have feelings for her she is bound to request that you move in with her and start a family immediately.
 
[quote name='jPoD']SHE DOESNT MOTHERfuckING LIKE YOU! WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SEND FLOWERS TO SOMEONE WHO DOESNT LIKE YOU???? /rant (sorry for caps)[/QUOTE]I'm dedicated to my feelings. If she really doesn't like me, I'll just wait until she tells that to my face. If she doesn't like me, fine. I'm still having fun. I want to see how far this goes. Life is too boring. I have to do something new to keep my living. Besides, this girl has changed my lifestyle for the better. I'm rebeling against my old-self. I'm no longer a masturbater, a videogamer, or an eater. I hardly ever eat anymore. The hunger pains hurt but at the same time, they feel so good.
 
[quote name='The Don']I'm dedicated to my feelings. If she really doesn't like me, I'll just wait until she tells that to my face. If she doesn't like me, fine. I'm still having fun. I want to see how far this goes. Life is too boring. I have to do something new to keep my living. Besides, this girl has changed my lifestyle for the better. I'm rebeling against my old-self. I'm no longer a masturbater, a videogamer, or an eater. I hardly ever eat anymore. The hunger pains hurt but at the same time, they feel so good.[/QUOTE]

This is just plain disgusting. Where the hell are your parents? You need VERY serious psychiatric help. Not eating? That's just dumb. What does it take for you to get the picture? Does she need to spell it out to you? She. doesnt. like. you. Find a healthy hobby that doesnt involve stalking girls.
 
[quote name='Brak']Change your Mafia avatar... you're giving my people a bad name.[/QUOTE]No, the mafia avatar fits with my name.
 
[quote name='The Don']If I get shot, it would hurt, but it would also feel so good. I'm already in pain. My heart bleeds everyday from thinking about the girl. Getting shot might take my mind off of the girl for a second. And if the wound is fatal and my life is flashing before my eyes, I would be happy to know that I died for love.[/quote]

Funny, you try to be so melodramatic, trying to make your situation seem such a tragedy, even trying to imagine it to the most tragic extremes.

Yet, it all comes off as a comedy.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Funny, you try to be so melodramatic, trying to make your situation seem such a tragedy, even trying to imagine it to the most tragic extremes.

Yet, it all comes off as a comedy.[/QUOTE]I wish Shakespeare wrote about my love life. Some people find his work comedic.
 
[quote name='The Don']I'm dedicated to my feelings. If she really doesn't like me, I'll just wait until she tells that to my face. If she doesn't like me, fine. I'm still having fun. I want to see how far this goes. Life is too boring. I have to do something new to keep my living. Besides, this girl has changed my lifestyle for the better. I'm rebeling against my old-self. I'm no longer a masturbater, a videogamer, or an eater. I hardly ever eat anymore. The hunger pains hurt but at the same time, they feel so good.[/quote]

Seriously, go talk to your parents.
I'm not kidding. You need help... likely professional.
Talking to your parents would be a good first step.
 
[quote name='The Don']I wish Shakespeare wrote about my love life. Some people find his work comedic.[/quote]

Yes, little boy, but you see, Shakespear was TRYING to be humorous.
Your silly little plight is unintentionally so.
You aren't suffering for love.
You aren't doing anything grandiose.
You aren't doing anything special.
YOu're wrapping yourself up into an imaginary scenario and taking it to unhealthy levels. (Whether this is real, or the wool you're trying to pull over everyone's eyes, though I'd at least give you credit for being a convincing troll in that case.)
 
... ok your getting creepier everytime you post. I mean it was creepy at first, but after she pretty much so told you she doesnt like you, you start liking her more and still say your gonna send her flowers?......

..also you say your not a nerd you jus semi-emo.... thats the same damn thing, emo is just a specific breed of nerds

...your a perfect example of what guys should NOT do to get a girl, which is why i think your screen named should be changed from "The Don" to "The Doh!"
 
[quote name='The Don']I'm dedicated to my feelings. If she really doesn't like me, I'll just wait until she tells that to my face. If she doesn't like me, fine. I'm still having fun. I want to see how far this goes. Life is too boring. I have to do something new to keep my living. Besides, this girl has changed my lifestyle for the better. I'm rebeling against my old-self. I'm no longer a masturbater, a videogamer, or an eater. I hardly ever eat anymore. The hunger pains hurt but at the same time, they feel so good.[/quote]

man you are f'ed up. i think you should go run head first into a wall....maybe it will knock you back into real life.
 
Have you considered trying to assassinate Reagan? I know, he's dead now, but think about how impressed she'd be if you somehow pulled it off.
 
[quote name='jmcc']Have you considered trying to assassinate Reagan? I know, he's dead now, but think about how impressed she'd be if you somehow pulled it off.[/QUOTE]No. That would just be like me the murder of Lennon. The guy that killed Lennon was hated. I don't want to be hated. I want to do something drastic, but not something illegal. That is why I'm also not going to do a senior prank. I thought about sending flowers to every girl in the senior class, but it is expensive. I talked to a few guys about it to split the cost, but no one seemed as fanatic as me.
 
[quote name='The Don']No. That would just be like me the murder of Lennon. The guy that killed Lennon was hated. I don't want to be hated. I want to do something drastic, but not something illegal. That is why I'm also not going to do a senior prank. I thought about sending flowers to every girl in the senior class, but it is expensive. I talked to a few guys about it to split the cost, but no one seemed as fanatic as me.[/quote]

That's not a prank.
 
[quote name='The Don']No. That would just be like me the murder of Lennon. The guy that killed Lennon was hated. I don't want to be hated. I want to do something drastic, but not something illegal. That is why I'm also not going to do a senior prank. I thought about sending flowers to every girl in the senior class, but it is expensive. I talked to a few guys about it to split the cost, but no one seemed as fanatic as me.[/QUOTE]Uh, that guy was just insane. He wasn't in love at all. Besides, you're wrong. Mark David Champman just got name-dropped by the rap person in the song I was just listening to.
 
[quote name='The Don']No. That would just be like me the murder of Lennon. The guy that killed Lennon was hated. I don't want to be hated. I want to do something drastic, but not something illegal. That is why I'm also not going to do a senior prank. I thought about sending flowers to every girl in the senior class, but it is expensive. I talked to a few guys about it to split the cost, but no one seemed as fanatic as me.[/QUOTE]

Your a sad excuse for a man
 
I read most of the last post by the OP, but I don't think I can handle 12 more pages of this crap so I'm posting and moving on.

I still think that this will make great reading into the court record for the restraining order.

TBW
 
"When a man loves a woman
Can't keep his mind on nothing else
He'll trade the world
For the good thing he's found
If she's bad he can't see it
She can do no wrong
Turn his back on his best friend
If he put her down

When a man loves a woman
Spend his very last dime
Tryin' to hold on to what he needs
He'd give up all his comfort
Sleep out in the rain
If she said that's the way it ought to be

Well, this man loves a woman
I gave you everything I had
Tryin' to hold on to your precious love
Baby, please don't treat me bad

When a man loves a woman
Down deep in his soul
She can bring him such misery
If she plays him for a fool
He's the last one to know
Lovin' eyes can't ever see

When a man loves a woman
He can do no wrong
He can never own some other girl
Yes when a man loves a woman
I know exactly how he feels
'Cause baby, baby, baby, you're my world

When a man loves a woman....."
 
[quote name='Cracka']... ok your getting creepier everytime you post. I mean it was creepy at first, but after she pretty much so told you she doesnt like you, you start liking her more and still say your gonna send her flowers?......

..also you say your not a nerd you jus semi-emo.... thats the same damn thing, emo is just a specific breed of nerds

...your a perfect example of what guys should NOT do to get a girl, which is why i think your screen named should be changed from "The Don" to "The Doh!"[/QUOTE]

If you're leaving cag for life what's taking you so long?
 
I think OP has all of us fooled.. he can't be this dumb can he? I was once naive.. but not sure if I was this low (hope not ;) )...

I think OP is playing us.. but it's fun to read though :)
 
[quote name='Pancake Rabbit']If you're leaving cag for life what's taking you so long?[/QUOTE]

i put that one there a few months before summer and i left for a few months but got bored so i came back
 
[quote name='Cracka']i put that one there a few months before summer and i left for a few months but got bored so i came back[/QUOTE]

Welcome back !
 
[quote name='Renzokuken']"When a man loves a woman
Can't keep his mind on nothing else
He'll trade the world
For the good thing he's found
If she's bad he can't see it
She can do no wrong
Turn his back on his best friend
If he put her down

When a man loves a woman
Spend his very last dime
Tryin' to hold on to what he needs
He'd give up all his comfort
Sleep out in the rain
If she said that's the way it ought to be

Well, this man loves a woman
I gave you everything I had
Tryin' to hold on to your precious love
Baby, please don't treat me bad

When a man loves a woman
Down deep in his soul
She can bring him such misery
If she plays him for a fool
He's the last one to know
Lovin' eyes can't ever see

When a man loves a woman
He can do no wrong
He can never own some other girl
Yes when a man loves a woman
I know exactly how he feels
'Cause baby, baby, baby, you're my world

When a man loves a woman....."[/QUOTE]


more like:

"Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
Ill be watching you

Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
Ill be watching you

Oh, cant you see
You belong to me
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take

Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
Ill be watching you

Since youve gone I been lost without a trace
I dream at night I can only see your face
I look around but its you I cant replace
I feel so cold and I long for your embrace
I keep crying baby, baby, please...

Oh, cant you see
You belong to me
How my poor heart aches
With every breath you take

Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
Ill be watching you

Every move you make
Every step you take
Ill be watching you

Ill be watching you
Ill be watching you
Ill be watching you
Ill be watching you..."
 
If the OP is really this sad of an excuse for a human being then I feel sorry for him...
if its all just a ruse... then its been fun reading it for sheer ridiculousness.
I felt for the guy at first but at this point, its just stalkerish/weird.
 
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