Also, THE C(SN)AKE IS A LIE!
This is a triumph
I'm making a note here: I LOVE SOLID SNAKE
It's hard to overstate my huge man-crush
Metal Gear Solid
Snake does what he must, to save the world
For the good of Otocon
And The Boss is still dead
But there's no use crying over the end of Solid Snake
Konami will make a sequel with Raiden for Christ's sake
And the game will get played
And Kojima will get payed
And Snake will still be alive
I'm not even angry
I'm just really confused right now
Even tho I read the entire Database
And played all the games
Except for Acids, those don't count anyway
And now I'm finished I'm sad because I didn't get the Chicken Emblem
And now these babes that you fight make for pretty nice pics
Because their clothing is so tight it gives us pretty hard dicks
And even tho they're dead and out of luck
They sure are annoying as
But Snake is smiling and still very alive
So go ahead and kill Liquid again
I think Drebin prefers to be a douche
Maybe he's really just a homosexual
Or maybe he loves monkeys?
That's for real dog. Yo. Fer shizzle.
Anyway, this game is great, its so fun and real pretty
Look at me still talking with there's emblems to find
When I think of the plot it makes me loose my freaking mind
There are pictures I can take
But no cake that I can bake
But Solid Snake will always be alive.
And believe me, Snake is still alive
He's killing things, and Snake is still alive
He may be old, but Snake is still alive
And when Raiden's whining Snake will be still alive
And when you're dying, Snake will be still alive
Snake's alive!
Still alive.
I'm making a note here: I LOVE SOLID SNAKE
It's hard to overstate my huge man-crush
Metal Gear Solid
Snake does what he must, to save the world
For the good of Otocon
And The Boss is still dead
But there's no use crying over the end of Solid Snake
Konami will make a sequel with Raiden for Christ's sake
And the game will get played
And Kojima will get payed
And Snake will still be alive
I'm not even angry
I'm just really confused right now
Even tho I read the entire Database
And played all the games
Except for Acids, those don't count anyway
And now I'm finished I'm sad because I didn't get the Chicken Emblem
And now these babes that you fight make for pretty nice pics
Because their clothing is so tight it gives us pretty hard dicks
And even tho they're dead and out of luck
They sure are annoying as

But Snake is smiling and still very alive
So go ahead and kill Liquid again
I think Drebin prefers to be a douche
Maybe he's really just a homosexual
Or maybe he loves monkeys?
That's for real dog. Yo. Fer shizzle.
Anyway, this game is great, its so fun and real pretty
Look at me still talking with there's emblems to find
When I think of the plot it makes me loose my freaking mind
There are pictures I can take
But no cake that I can bake
But Solid Snake will always be alive.
And believe me, Snake is still alive
He's killing things, and Snake is still alive
He may be old, but Snake is still alive
And when Raiden's whining Snake will be still alive
And when you're dying, Snake will be still alive
Snake's alive!
Still alive.
Snake? SNAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!