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I think the fat bitch cleaning lady told my boss that I've been playing PS2 at work...
 
[quote name='Brak']I think the fat bitch cleaning lady told my boss that I've been playing PS2 at work...[/QUOTE]

sneak up behind her with fiberwire strangle her and drag her up to a dumpster or some large container and hide her body. YOu may also want to find someone else to kill and take their clothes so no one else will recognize you.
 
[quote name='mr ryles']sneak up behind her with fiberwire strangle her and drag her up to a dumpster or some large container and hide her body. YOu may also want to find someone else to kill and take their clothes so no one else will recognize you.[/QUOTE]
Damn right.

I'll race you to 10,000 gamerpoints, ryles!
 
[quote name='Brak']I think the fat bitch cleaning lady told my boss that I've been playing PS2 at work...[/quote]Didn't you explain to your boss that the sheer volume of work you have precludes you having the time to play on your PS2? :D
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Didn't you explain to your boss that the sheer volume of work you have precludes you having the time to play on your PS2? :D[/QUOTE]
That'd work, but I said I had a DVD playing in the background.
 
[quote name='Brak']Damn right.

I'll race you to 10,000 gamerpoints, ryles![/QUOTE]

to 10,000 it is!

Now I just need to find some cheap old game to get easy gamepoints with...?

*Puts on thinking cap.*
 
well I have x-men the game but that would require me to actually play that game. :nottalking:

or I could seem a few seasons in madden 07 and get some achievemnets that way. But I was actaull planning on trying to get those myself.

I also have table tennis, but it is just too boring for me to play it for more than half an hour.

I can't think of anymore easy gamerpoints to get.
 
So last night me and my one roomate found a shopping cart on campus. After converting it to the official "party patrol" cart we went around campus with him dancing in it and me pushing it. Here we are after busting into someones room.

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The guy behind us is some random drunk guy.
 
[quote name='mr ryles']honestly dude you should lose the shades. Or at least find a better pair.[/quote]

And tell your friend to cut his bangs. That look just doesn't work.
 
[quote name='mr ryles']honestly dude you should lose the shades. Or at least find a better pair.[/QUOTE]

They're a different pair from the guitar hero picture. But fine bust on my aviators :p


[quote name='Tiphireth']And tell your friend to cut his bangs. That look just doesn't work.[/QUOTE]

Eh, hes the one with a girlfriend, so w/e floats his boat.
 
[quote name='Eviltude']That blows. I'm pretty much stuck in my house today but I still got all my internet and stuff. I got an ass load of beer in the fridge so I think I'll be ok today.[/quote]
At least you have beer lol.

I called my landlord a few mins after I made my last post, turns out because of the weather that the exterminators had to cancel. Thats ok, I can understand that. What pisses me off is that his wife (also a landlord) claimed that her husband was at work and that earlier today, they had to take their son to the ER or something, and she told me that her husband told her that he was gonna call and let me know. Like fucking when? Well after the window of 1 to 2pm? Also, what was stopping her from calling me and letting me know.

I hope everyone excuses my lanuage here but I'm fucking tired of playing these fucking games with these niggers. To me it seems that they bought this property with just the intention to rent it out. With the exception of putting central AC/heat in, not much shit has been done. I mean do they not realize renting a property is an actual business? Not some piece of land you can just screw with your tenets with? God damn I so want a fucking house!!!

So, erhm...yeah

On another note, I finally picked up a 1600 point card. Finally I'm getting SF:HF and the PGR3 packs. Looks like all the points will be gone as quickly as I input the code
 
Having never seen either movie before, I'm watching the first Kill Bill, followed by the second later on. It's alright, but I don't see why people were shitting their pants over it.
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']Having never seen either movie before, I'm watching the first Kill Bill, followed by the second later on. It's alright, but I don't see why people were shitting their pants over it.[/quote]

I only have vol 1 on dvd, but it would have been a lot better if Tarantino hadn't cut it in half
 
[quote name='HumanSnatcher']I only have vol 1 on dvd, but it would have been a lot better if Tarantino hadn't cut it in half[/quote]
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THEY'RE PLAYING THAT fuckING WOO-HOO SONG FROM THE VONAGE COMMERCIALS

I fuckING HATE THIS MOVIE NOW. NO AMOUNT OF ACTION AND BLOODSHED CAN SAVE IT AFTER THAT AURAL TRAVESTY . :bomb:

God, fuck. :|
 
Vol. 2 is much better than Vol. 1. I love them both, but Vol. 1 is all action with hardly any story. Vol. 2 has the perfect amount of both.
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']...

THEY'RE PLAYING THAT fuckING WOO-HOO SONG FROM THE VONAGE COMMERCIALS

I fuckING HATE THIS MOVIE NOW. NO AMOUNT OF ACTION AND BLOODSHED CAN SAVE IT AFTER THAT AURAL TRAVESTY . :bomb:

God, fuck. :|[/quote]
Think thats bad, my mother does that woo-hoo thing to their chihuahua when the commercial is on...ugh...
 
... The goriest scene in the movie so far is in black and white? Lame, dude. At least they could have made the blood red, a la Sin City. :/
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']... The goriest scene in the movie so far is in black and white? Lame, dude. At least they could have made the blood red, a la Sin City. :/[/quote]

It was filmed in color. Shit. Tarantino only flipped it to black and white so he could get an R rating and make it marketable. The import's got it in color and you can just switch the subs off and pretend. Pretend you're in America.
 
[quote name='cochesecochese']It was filmed in color. Shit. Tarantino only flipped it to black and white so he could get an R rating and make it marketable. The import's got it in color and you can just switch the subs off and pretend. Pretend you're in America.[/quote]

Bleh. I liked the scene in the snow, but so far the ending of 1 and the beginning of 2 isn't anything to write home about.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']The gf and I running into her ex at the liquor store = her not in a good mood all night. :whistle2:([/QUOTE]
Alteast you have liquor. There is always a bright side.
 
[quote name='Eviltude']Alteast you have liquor. There is always a bright side.[/QUOTE] Yeah, but she's already gone home, so maybe I'll just go to sleep.

EDIT: And oh yeah, we did go out for Mexican yet again. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Yeah, but she's already gone home, so maybe I'll just go to sleep.

EDIT: And oh yeah, we did go out for Mexican yet again. :lol:[/quote]

She's got a thing for the enchildas eh?

Or maybe the chimmichongas... ;)
 
Well, I was right, the 1600 point card I got went as quickly as I input the code to redeem it...finally have SF2:HF and the Style and Speed packs for PGR3
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']...

THEY'RE PLAYING THAT fuckING WOO-HOO SONG FROM THE VONAGE COMMERCIALS

I fuckING HATE THIS MOVIE NOW. NO AMOUNT OF ACTION AND BLOODSHED CAN SAVE IT AFTER THAT AURAL TRAVESTY . :bomb:

God, fuck. :|[/QUOTE]
that does sound pretty bad. It also reminds me of when "Express Yourself" started playing during that one fight scene in Mr. and Mrs. Smith. The movie was bad already, but ruining a rather tense moment like that was just absolute bullfuck.

In fact, what's with this new fascination with putting inappropriate songs during intense moments? I know a few other recent movies have done it, and there are about 5632069406 movies on youtube about it already
 
[quote name='AlbinoNinja']that does sound pretty bad. It also reminds me of when "Express Yourself" started playing during that one fight scene in Mr. and Mrs. Smith. The movie was bad already, but ruining a rather tense moment like that was just absolute bullfuck.

In fact, what's with this new fascination with putting inappropriate songs during intense moments? I know a few other recent movies have done it, and there are about 5632069406 movies on youtube about it already[/quote]

Yeah. It's like balring Metallica during a savoury makeout scene, it just doesn't work. :/
 
a) why does the last boss in max payne 2 have to be such a prick?

b) i love teh colossi.

c) why does this particular colossus hide from me thusly? it's taunting me!
 
I dont know wtf I'm watching but it's got John Cussack so it can't be all bad. Does look like a fucking chick flick though.

PS - Never start drinking at 2pm because it's Hurricaning outside. About the time you start, it will stop, and then all thats on tv 10 hours later is John Cussack movies and crappy cartoons.
 
It's funny when a fan made video for a song turns out to be better than anything that would have been officially produced. Rare, though. The only two I've seen on Youtube have been for "Smokes Quantity" by Boards of Canada and "A Daisy Chain 4 Satan" by My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult.
 
[quote name='Eviltude']I dont know wtf I'm watching but it's got John Cussack so it can't be all bad. Does look like a fucking chick flick though.[/quote]

Probably Serendipity on TBS.
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']...

THEY'RE PLAYING THAT fuckING WOO-HOO SONG FROM THE VONAGE COMMERCIALS

I fuckING HATE THIS MOVIE NOW. NO AMOUNT OF ACTION AND BLOODSHED CAN SAVE IT AFTER THAT AURAL TRAVESTY . :bomb:

God, fuck. :|[/QUOTE]
The movie came out before the commerical.
 
Yeah it was on TBS. I don't know wtf it's about as I have been fading in and out of wakefullness but it looks really shitty. Anything else on tv or am I going to have to a movie/go to sleep?
I'm trying to make a trip to Canadia within the next month or two; hopefully in like late October. I want it to be cold so I can see some fucking snow.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']The gf and I running into her ex at the liquor store = her not in a good mood all night. :whistle2:([/QUOTE]I just found out something that made it a little more understandable ... they would have been together 4 years, today. If she hadn't have dumped him back on Christmas. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I just found out something that made it a little more understandable ... they would have been together 4 years, today. If she hadn't have dumped him back on Christmas. :lol:[/QUOTE]
Lol what a great Christmas present. Probably why he was in a liquor store. Now what's your excuse...
 
[quote name='zewone']The movie came out before the commerical.[/quote]

I saw the commercial before the movie. Besides, everyone's seen the commercial, so they can relate to my sorrow.

/cut
 
[quote name='Eviltude']Yeah it was on TBS. I don't know wtf it's about as I have been fading in and out of wakefullness but it looks really shitty. Anything else on tv or am I going to have to a movie/go to sleep?
I'm trying to make a trip to Canadia within the next month or two; hopefully in like late October. I want it to be cold so I can see some fucking snow.[/quote]

Where they don't close schools down even if its in feet. Here they close down even if theres an inch. Closest I've ever been to Canada was being in Minneapolis for new years 01. God I loved that place with its cold crisp air...
 
[quote name='Eviltude']Lol what a great Christmas present. Probably why he was in a liquor store. Now what's your excuse...[/QUOTE] Yeah, he does like to get drunk, from what I've heard.

Well, I ran out of Tito's. :lol:
 
[quote name='LiquidNight']sigh...I have a 4 fucking hour drive to Dallas tomorrow to visit family.
Thank god for my mp3 player and books.[/QUOTE]
No! Don't beat your aunt over the head with a novel while listening to "The Boys are Back in Town!!!"

...fuck you all, im tired
 
I went with a friend to pick up a car once. Kansas City to Columbus, and back, in almost exactly 24 hours. We stopped, for 2 hours, and slept in the cars at a rest stop.

Now that is a shitty drive. Especially the second half, alone, with almost no sleep. I should have died. :lol:
 
[quote name='HumanSnatcher']Where they don't close schools down even if its in feet. Here they close down even if theres an inch. Closest I've ever been to Canada was being in Minneapolis for new years 01. God I loved that place with its cold crisp air...[/QUOTE]
I love cold air. Mainly because the humidity here sucks. If I don't see snow when I'm there in October, I'm going to go back in Jan-Feb. Going to go by train too I think. It's going to be like 14 hours on a fucking train but it will be half what it would be to fly.
And no...fuck you Albino. fuck you.
 
[quote name='Eviltude']I love cold air. Mainly because the humidity here sucks. If I don't see snow when I'm there in October, I'm going to go back in Jan-Feb. Going to go by train too I think. It's going to be like 14 hours on a fucking train but it will be half what it would be to fly.
And no...fuck you Albino. fuck you.[/quote]

You assholes think you know crisp, cold air? Colorado has that shit down.

I couldn't come up with anything else. Time to watch stand up comedy and fall asleep.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I went with a friend to pick up a car once. Kansas City to Columbus, and back, in almost exactly 24 hours. We stopped, for 2 hours, and slept in the cars at a rest stop.

Now that is a shitty drive. Especially the second half, alone, with almost no sleep. I should have died. :lol:[/QUOTE]
I almost did last time I drove w/o sleep. It's fun times. I was raging out and this guy flipped me off and while I was laughing my ass off I hit someone. :lol: what can you do? I mean, aside from pay attention.
 
[quote name='LiquidNight']sigh...I have a 4 fucking hour drive to Dallas tomorrow to visit family.
Thank god for my mp3 player and books.[/QUOTE]

I wouldn't suggest reading a book while driving, looking at porn though.......... thats different.
 
[quote name='mr ryles']I wouldn't suggest reading a book while driving[/quote]heh, sound advice. Fortunately, I won't be driving.
I did word it pretty ambiguosly though, what's actually happening is I'm going up there with my family to visit other family.

So while I won't be driving myself, I'll be stuck without enough leg room for a large part of 4 hours.
 
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