Strip Clubs

:rofl: Only DLF could come up with a topic like this.

The only thing I have heard of for a strip club is, Look, but don't touch. I've never gone personally since I would rather save the money and that i don't need to go to a strip club to see nude women.
 
[quote name='hiccupleftovers']The only thing I have heard of for a strip club is, Look, but don't touch. I've never gone personally since I would rather save the money and that i don't need to go to a strip club to see nude women.[/QUOTE]

Everyone should go to one at least once. It's not only about seeing nude women - it's the whole exerience... it's actually quite funny.
 
There's a lot of strip clubs in the Midwest that allow touching but it's still up to the girl how much of her you touch;) Also before I forget, there's full nudity (and unspoken touching) in Canada specifically toronto.
 
Strip clubs are kinda fun. I think everyone should go just to experience it. This one up in Indiana I went to a couple times get full contact lap dances. Its kinda funny cause they tell you what you can and cant touch.
 
[quote name='bobo2k4']Strip clubs are kinda fun. I think everyone should go just to experience it. This one up in Indiana I went to a couple times get full contact lap dances. Its kinda funny cause they tell you what you can and cant touch.[/QUOTE]

I just said that yo! :lol:
 
[quote name='mykevermin']It is just as important to shower afterwards.

myke.
...although I'm not into strip clubs, watching the way some of the clientele behave is worth the price of admission.[/QUOTE]

Sure you're in the right kind of strip clubs? :whistle2:k

IKIK
 
Listen to an Iron Maiden CD prior to it, it may seem bizarre, but it eases any discomfort you may have.
 
[quote name='Ozzkev55']Listen to an Iron Maiden CD prior to it, it may seem bizarre, but it eases any discomfort you may have.[/QUOTE]

Wait how would you know aren't you like 17?
 
[quote name='jlarlee']Wait how would you know aren't you like 17?[/QUOTE]
yeah...but i listen to Iron Maiden, to get my mind of things, and its really easy to relax to it. my uncle listens to metal before he goes, but as far as iron maiden goes, its just a personal fave
 
I went once and had my g/f pay for me to get in. the group I was with consisted of 2 other women and a gay guy. we laughed at all the other customers the whole night. some guys get way too into it and think the strippers care about them. I say go once. do research and find a good one. 21+ is probably your best bet so you dont have to deal with the dumbass younger guys. I might go a second time just so I can take my ex who has never been to one. she's crazy I assumed she worked at one shortly after we broke up. ah well.
 
give the dirtest looking stripper 20 bucks, and get oral in the VIP booth. be nice to strippers the are people to. just cause they work in a strip club (a place that is usually not socially accepted) does not mean they are not people. tip of all people the bartender the best. they have the hardest job in the club. TRUST ME I KNOW.
 
Been twice. First time with a couple of friends to see one of their ex's dance. She wasnt working unfortunately.
Again with 5 other people (girls and guys). That was more fun, to see the look on the girls' faces.
Friends bought me a lap dance from a hot little Asian girl. It was enjoyable. We'll probably go back eventually.

EDIT- "Theres no need to kill them, because most of them are already dead on the inside."
 
I've never been, but I appreciate the honesty of the transaction involved in, moreso with prostitution, but to a lesser extent with strip clubs.

The basic exchange of money for sex, except you pay a premium for the woman not to be around afterwards to bitch ::sigh:: in a perfect world.
 
lol, he's going to be going to a strip club to see women with less tits than he himself has

(dear god i hope that joke wasn't already made in this thread, I didn't check through it)
 
Strip clubs are fun!! It's true you can better spend that money on trying to get a chick drunk and in bed if you're into that kind of thing, but seeing naked chicks is about as good. I recommend a lap dance at least once so you know what it's like, but after that, you'll probably not want another one anyway. Just don't sit near the stage unless you are paid like a motherfucker.
 
I've been to a juice bar a few times - I'm 22, but one of my friends that usually comes along is 19 and can't get into the clubs that serve alcohol, and I don't really care about that since I don't drink much anyways and just like to ogle the girls and play pool. I never buy lap dances because I'm sure I enjoy it, but the next day I'd think about how I could have spent that money on cheap games or something.

For me, it's fun to go to one for a couple hours or so. I go about once every 4 months or so and usually with a friend or two.
 
[quote name='tyecko']how did DLF get reinstated?[/QUOTE]

For someone that used to have DLF in their avatar, I'm surprised you weren't aware of this earlier. :lol:

Anyways, this thread should explain everything.
 
[quote name='8ballGuy']I guess Im lost I thought Frodo was banned along time ago?[/QUOTE]

I could have sworn that pervert was banned, why did they let him back?
 
I've been a few times....I see it as a waste of money now. It's almost kind of pathetic to have to pay to see naked girls....maybe I've changed since I'm getting married. Done enough in my short time at the bars (25 now)

Be sure to bring LOTS of money. Some bouncers even charge you to get a "better" seat. Drinks are usually $2-3 more, cover charge, tips and tips.

I guess I just don't care...it's like a car show, look but don't touch or use....that's just boring. That is why for my bachelor party we are going to a Tigers game and getting loaded downtown at the Casino and other various bars
 
[quote name='Quackzilla']I could have sworn that pervert was banned, why did they let him back?[/QUOTE]

During the move to the new board software, all previous bans were lifted. It's not like he was handed a key back into our magical kingdom. But, he seems to have matured during his absence, so we gave him another chance.
 
If you go to your local bar disctrict there are often people handing out free passes to various strip clubs (at least, that happened in Atlanta). So see if you can get by without paying the huge cover charge.
 
The only reason I am bumping this is because making another topic would be redundant.

I never had been to one before, but I went to one last night just for the hell of it. I ending up getting lost trying to get to Best Buy and drove by this little place so I figured I'd just try it. I don't know if I'll go again since I have an aversion to giving away money :lol: , but I think every person should go once just to see how it is. It was fun and the girl was talking about WWE wrestling so that was a plus.
 
I remember the first time I went, I only had a dollar and was going through a breakup.

Best time at a titty bar. I walk in, my friends sit me down in front of the stage. Not two minutes later I'm having titties in my face, and I only tip the chick a dollar.

Talked to that stripper that night. She had glasses, mah fetish.

But yeah, get it out of your blood. Shit gets old, very expensive, and blue balls at best. It's good if you're fucked up and with friends, but yeah. Go in clean, don't take something linty, and pretty much just go in and if you're going to, no more than 3 lap dances.

In b4 glitter on the ugly strippers.
 
Huh... Never really even considered going to one. If I wanted to pay a lot of money to look at tits I couldn't touch I'd marry my GF.
 
[quote name='Kayden']Huh... Never really even considered going to one. If I wanted to pay a lot of money to look at tits I couldn't touch I'd marry my GF.[/QUOTE] :lol: :applause:


I've still never been. Probably never will.
 
[quote name='vrs1650']And lap dances are better when the stripper is crying or her kid is crying in the corner.[/QUOTE]
I....see.....

Also, bring like a thousand singles and cause a raining effect over the ladies, but make sure you have your boys pick it all up before you leave.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']:lol: :applause:


I've still never been. Probably never will.[/quote]I'd say it is a once in a blue moon thing to do.

Kayden, the place I went to the girl said no touching below the waist. I guess every place is different.
 
Strip clubs are 5/10 at best.

You should just save your money and take a girl out that you actually have a chance to nail.

I am all for titties in my face but not if I cant touch them or put my face in them.



But depending on where you live I would go to Cananda because their titties bars are fully nude and not just topless.
 
Theres actually a titty bar down the road. Its next to a liquor store called Jug Liquors. I don't think you could pay me to go into it though, as its in the ghetto and advertises dancers at 9AM. Seriously, who the fuck goes to a titty bar at 9AM. The only reason I'd really want to go there is just to see what someone that strips for a living at 9AM looks like.
 
[quote name='Kayden']The only reason I'd really want to go there is just to see what someone that strips for a living at 9AM looks like.[/quote]

7 Vaginas!
 
After you return, tell me if this thought is going through your mind:

"Man, I just blew $120 on lap dances, I could have bought Orange Box, and Call of Duty 4 for that. For what? 1/2 hour of being teased? Never Again!"

That being said, the best strip clubs are outside the U.S.; Tijuana, Philippines, etc.
 
[quote name='DesertEagleXIX']After you return, tell me if this thought is going through your mind:

"Man, I just blew $120 on lap dances, I could have bought Orange Box, and Call of Duty 4 for that. For what? 1/2 hour of being teased? Never Again!"

[/quote]

Meh, a CAG would find a way to get them for less. :lol:
 
[quote name='opportunity777']A CAG would go to a massage parlor or something similar and not pay $120 for a tease. :)[/quote]

or hit up the AM/PM's or Denny's ;).
 
In defense of strip clubs... One of my best friends has actually picked up and dated three different strippers. Hot girls, indeed. (Although, I suspect it was weird for him to know that all of his friends had seen his g/f nekkid.)
 
[quote name='Ikohn4ever']since you are a CAG you should haggle for the price of a lap dance[/quote]I was able to price match at Best Buy.
 
[quote name='Ikohn4ever']since you are a CAG you should haggle for the price of a lap dance[/quote]

Or just go to Mexico where the strippers work for that $1 and if you're a big spender $5-$10 will get you full service.
 
What if you like your women without mustaches or tape worms?

[quote name='Magehart']Or just go to Mexico where the strippers work for that $1 and if you're a big spender $5-$10 will get you full service.[/quote]
 
[quote name='Magehart']Or just go to Mexico where the strippers work for that $1 and if you're a big spender $5-$10 will get you full service.[/QUOTE]


Funny you mention that. The only time I've been to a strip club was in Mexico. I can confirm that it is not worth travelling all the way to Mexico to see some fake tits and bruised, ugly chicks with busted snatches :lol:
 
I live almost down the block from literally the worst strip club in existence.

Me and my brother used to go before either of us had cars or walk there when we were too drunk to drive anywhere else.

Basically everything you need to know is already in this thread so let us recap:

A) If you drink do so beforehand and try not buy anything other than the minimum

B) Bring only the amount of cash you wish to spend and make sure enough of it is in singles

C) Look and only touch as much as is allowed
 
Strippers are the worst possible investment. All the tease and none of the payoff. What's the point in getting a hard-on if she's not gonna relieve it? You end up looking like a sad desperate fool who can't get any real pussy. If you want to get turned on, look at pr0n on the internet, Rule 34 says it's all there. If you really are desperate for real pussy, get a hooker because at least you're actually getting laid. But instead of doing that, that same amount of money would be better spent on a house party and inviting actual girls to come party. Who knows? One of them might actually strip for you.
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Strippers are the worst possible investment. All the tease and none of the payoff. .[/quote]

Says who? ;)
 
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