Super Bowl XLII

This just in-- Moss and Brady pulled out of the Pro Bowl.

Big surprise. They're probably just as much sore losers as their coach...guess they didn't want to hear the ribbing they would take if they went...
 
Wow, I must have missed some things leading up to the Super Bowl or just oblivious to it all along, but I'm really surprised by the seeming disdain for Tom Brady. I dislike the Patriots, too, but it's mostly due to Bellichick.
 
This just in: Moss and Brady aren't in this picture, either.
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;)
 
[quote name='monkeydeew']WORST super bowl ever[/quote]

you are wrong.. the worst Super Bowl ever was the 49ers/Broncos super bowl where the 49ers won 55-10
 
Now this is funny:

Well, it’s the end of the day and I’m so very sad. Because it’s been such a pleasure to wallow in the misery of the Patriots and their fans. Seriously. You people earned it. You got fucked. I’m so very, very pleased for your loss.

And so, to close out this historic day of hateration, we dole out a final round of hearty and oh-so-sincere fuck YOUS to the Patriots and everyone associated with them.

Yes, fuck YOU, Bob Kraft. Model franchise, my ass. Why don’t you go have a glass of water to clear out the frog that’s been in your throat for the past 60 fucking years.

fuck YOU to Bill Belichick. You know what’s even nicer than that fact you lost, you fucking shit stain? The fact that you might also lose your fucking job. Isn’t that lovely? Not only did you lose a game, but you also stand to lose your livelihood, your reputation, and your legacy. I, for one, am extremely excited for you to grow a beard, move to Iceland, and become an anti-semite. Cockbag.

fuck YOU to the Patriots fans out there. “This one hurts!” “This one stings!” Awww, you poor things! You had to suffer through ONE loss all year! Oh no! HERE COMES THE RAIN AGAIN! You may never recover! If only I could do something to console you. Oh, I know.

/whips out dick

Choke on it.

fuck YOU, as always, to Bill Simmons. Here, I rewrote your article today so that it was even closer to your own voice:

“When the final seconds ticked down on Super Bowl XLII, I and presumably the rest of Boston had but one thought: REGGIE LEWIS.”

Suck it. No Tom Brady soiree for you, dipshit. Just an awkward conversation with Ufford and big helping of shut the fuck up.

fuck YOU to Patriot players who invited Giant players to their celebration parties AS THEY WERE GETTING THEIR ASSES HANDED TO THEM DURING THE GAME. Well done, jackasses. No egos in that locker room!

I especially like:

fuck THIS BABY.

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It goes on...

http://kissmesuzy.blogspot.com/2008/02/just-quick-reminder-to-patriots-fk-you.html
 
[quote name='mykevermin']This just in: Moss and Brady aren't in this picture, either.
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O rly?

Think I just might to able to if a skwint really hard while crossing my eyes in the lower right corner I can kinda...... j/k
 
[quote name='javeryh']Now this is funny:



I especially like:

fuck THIS BABY.

Rachel.jpg


It goes on...

http://kissmesuzy.blogspot.com/2008/02/just-quick-reminder-to-patriots-fk-you.html[/quote]

Nice one! That one was really funny. Boston/New England fan are the most ungracious losers I have ever seen. It's almost like you just have to rub it in. Hopefully this sets off another 86 years of losses - except for the Celtics, I like them, they gave good competition to the Lakers and they're fun to watch (even when they sucked all those years). Not only that, but it may turn out that all of their winning is by cheating.
 
[quote name='opportunity777']I actually thought the interviews on ESPN were entertaining and funny.

I forget who said it (I think a black offensive lineman from the '72 team) said something like, "Back then we were the greatest team, and we're still the greatest team today."

I think the old geezers are both funny and pricks at the same time.

EDIT: The black guy who commented after Bob Griese was Mercury Morris. The guy was just too funny in an asshole kind of way. He actually said, "We were best ever then, and we're best ever now!"

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/playoffs07/news/story?id=3229442

He's kind of a prick in the interview, but keeps saying how happy he is for the Giants. I call BULLSHIT. It's obvious he's deliriously happy about the Pats not being able to replicate the '72 Dolphins perfect season.

My true dream is to see a team go 0-16. The Ravens totally busted my hopes by losing to the lowly Dolphins. I hope someone can try hard for it next year. The Detroit Lions are always good candidates to pursue my dream.[/quote]

I love to hate th '72 dolphins. They always crack me up. They're jerks, somewhat, but they're just fun. I heard on sports radio here yesterday one of the greatest comments I've ever heard. I don't remember who said it from the 72 dolphins, but it was something reference to the Pats coming in for a view of their neighborhood, but not being able to actually open up shop and live there. Something with Mr Rogers. I think it was Mercury Morris that said it actually.

I also hope for an 0-16 season one of these years.

[quote name='Drnick']I'm still in shock that the Pats lost the damn super bowl..... its like its not real...

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Must be unreal like how you guys trade Babe Ruth. I proclaim that a new curse has started...

Thank god for the Celtics

Yes...

and soon the Red Sox to console me

Uh..no

Also, the pats still have the 7th pick in the draft! hopefully we can get a good corner to replace Samuel who will most likely be leaving.

We'll see how long the pats still have their picks with Spygate starting all over again.
 
[quote name='CocheseUGA']Pats fans have been that way all year, so eat a dick. I'll go back and quote people if you really want to push it.

All you Eli haters owe him an apology. True, there were a few passes in that game where it looked like my 2-year old twins would make an interception, but the man led two 4th quarter TD drives against the self-proclaimed GOAT. He won four straight 'road' games in the playoffs with mistake-free football, and he won 11 straight 'road' games.

You can also say he made the right choice come draft day. If you want to think it's a dick move, then fine. He still has a championship ring, and AJ Smith doesn't. You can hate on them for making goofy expressions, but in truth they are a couple of goofy looking people. Don't hate on them for getting a bunch of endorsement deals, you have to have a little personality (and most importantly, be good) to get those. Sorry that Brady only has the personality to remain silent in a Movado commercial - he's too busy banging supermodels.

The only person I truly feel bad for is Wes Welker. Dude played his ass off all year and the SB and comes up short in the end. Hard to feel sorry for anyone else on the team, and I'm glad Mr. HGH got his ass handed to him all game. Will give him some credit for being class afterwards, but that's about it. Belicock could take a lesson for that (worst postgame interview ever, and that's saying something with Shaq still around).

The records? Don't mean shit now. Congratulations on being the most prolific offense during the regular season. Now, go home. No parades, no Tonight Show interviews, no 'perfect' endorsement deals.

BTW: You're now 3-3 in Super Bowls. You're one more loss away from tieing the Broncos, Bills and Vikings in futility.[/quote]

So true, except I've never been an eli hater. I actually have a jersey of his.

[quote name='opportunity777']I agree. There's a hundred old football cliches, but I think the most important one is about winning the war in the trenches. If the lanes are open, then any runner should be able to have a good game. If the QB is properly protected, then even the most pedestrian QB can look good, which is one reason why Brady went from great to really great this year. Most of the year, Brady was just sitting back in the pocket MAKING and then drinking a cup of coffee because he had so much time.

I have to give props to the Giants receivers for coming through big in the 4th quarter. I also have to give a slight edge to Eli over Brady in last night's QB play. Neither player had a bad game (Eli had some errant throws, but I could point out just as many for Brady), but someone had to win it. I think Eli had to do more with less, so I give him the nod.

I think the Patriots were outplayed in every facet of the game. I find it totally absurd anyone on ESPN, FOX Sports or even this forum is writing about how the Patriots gave the game away. The Giants took The Pats by the throat and took the game (something many other teams couldn't do, although, many were close). The Pats fans need to be honest with themselves. Their team got more than a handful of lucky breaks over the season to stay perfect (Ravens game), but the loss wasn't because of being unlucky. They were just FAIRLY beaten by a better team.[/quote]

Simply put, Pats just showed up for a coronaton. Giants showed up to hand their asses to them.
 
I agree with hiccups.... the Pats, no matter what the players said, were thinking more about going 19-0 more than the Giants..
 
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fuck you, Mercury Morris. You can eat a bag of dicks. I think we were all pleased to see the Patriots go down. But YOU, you mediocre piece of shit, you are hereby ordered to pipe the fuck down with your pre-written sound bytes about how you were the best ever.

Know why? Because not only would the 2007 Patriots STILL beat your ass, so would the 2007 Giants.

And, come to think of it, so would the 2007 Dolphins. Yep, I’m quite sure the 2007 Dolphins would wad you up and shit you out like a hot turd. Did your linemen average 300 lbs.? Did your coaches study hours of tape and map out tendencies? Did your receivers do any speed training? Did the ’72 Dolphins have access to creatine and lots of Hammer strength equipment? No?

THEN SHUT THE fuck UP.

I’m quite sure Cleo Lemon would have a field day with your stupid fucking team. Playing your team today would be like playing a goddamn NAIA team. So shut your piehole and find a place to die quietly. No one cares about how good your team was. Everyone thinks you’re a fucking douche. EUGENE.

Nice glasses, fuckface.
 
[quote name='javeryh']
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fuck you, Mercury Morris. You can eat a bag of dicks. I think we were all pleased to see the Patriots go down. But YOU, you mediocre piece of shit, you are hereby ordered to pipe the fuck down with your pre-written sound bytes about how you were the best ever.

Know why? Because not only would the 2007 Patriots STILL beat your ass, so would the 2007 Giants.

And, come to think of it, so would the 2007 Dolphins. Yep, I’m quite sure the 2007 Dolphins would wad you up and shit you out like a hot turd. Did your linemen average 300 lbs.? Did your coaches study hours of tape and map out tendencies? Did your receivers do any speed training? Did the ’72 Dolphins have access to creatine and lots of Hammer strength equipment? No?

THEN SHUT THE fuck UP.

I’m quite sure Cleo Lemon would have a field day with your stupid fucking team. Playing your team today would be like playing a goddamn NAIA team. So shut your piehole and find a place to die quietly. No one cares about how good your team was. Everyone thinks you’re a fucking douche. EUGENE.

Nice glasses, fuckface.[/QUOTE]



hahah seconded
 
thirded. The Ravens blew it twice this past season. They let both the Dolphins and the Pats off the hook. I would've loved to see the Fins be the first 0-16 team since they're such fuck ers about their perfect season.
 
[quote name='Chitown021']thirded. The Ravens blew it twice this past season. They let both the Dolphins and the Pats off the hook. I would've loved to see the Fins be the first 0-16 team since they're such fuck ers about their perfect season.[/QUOTE]

An 0-16 team is a dream man.

It's a beautiful dream, but that's all it really is; a dream.

If a team goes 0-16, then would everyone from that team have a toast when future teams blow their chances of tying the record by winning a game?

I was actually rooting against Mike Maroth being the last person to lose 20 games as a pitcher in the majors because Brian Kingman and his voodoo dolls were goofy (in a good way).
 
I became a Bengals fan around 2000-2001, right after they were the certified worst team of the entire 1990's. Coincidentally enough, I was going on and on with a co-worker about how I was hoping for an 0-16 season from the Bengals when Boomer Esiason walked into the store. :lol: :oops:
 
[quote name='CocheseUGA']I see a bunch of words, but all I can picture in my head is
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I'm not that upset about the game, I'm upset that people like you act the way they do. Grow up.
 
[quote name='SteveMcQ']Wow, I must have missed some things leading up to the Super Bowl or just oblivious to it all along, but I'm really surprised by the seeming disdain for Tom Brady. I dislike the Patriots, too, but it's mostly due to Bellichick.[/quote]

I don't have anything against Tom Brady, he seems like a decent enough guy, but every commentator, writer, whatever seems to have a man crush on Brady. Thats enough for some people to hate him.

There is too much hyperbole in describing great players in the NFL because its more about team than any other team sport.
 
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