[quote name='dallow']You don't feel the heart/tomato/even food items are cheap though?
If anything, those are always off.[/quote]
I can't answer this simply, apart from an ambiguous "sometimes." I'll break it down this way: none of them are cheap at all in a two player versus match, Stock or Time. Granted, if you were going face-to-face and both are at around 200%, you go flying off, and before you respawn, you watch the game deliver a heart to your opponent, without getting even the slightest chance to stop him - it can make you sad, especially if he is already ahead by one. But then again, it's a chance you took when playing with items. I get frustrated when someone gets a starman at 200% in the last 15 seconds of the match, too...
Three or Four Character melee almost guarantee a win to whoever picked up a heart, provided it made a difference. In Stock matches, it's especially annoying. Having said that, so is being able to cape someone right off the

ing edge and into oblivion when they have 14%. Naturally, it's not something an entry-level player can pull off all the time (and if you know your opponent does shit like that, you can definitely use precautions against this cheapness), but if you're clever, you can get creative to KO a low-% opponent (especially with items on). Similarly, it's in your best interest to "steal" a heart when you're at 0% to prevent your opponent from clearing his tiny 14%.
As I said before, at one point in time, I fought in a 2-player match in which neither of the opponents would let the other one pick up a Poke-ball, until the damn thing faded away into oblivion. I love food as a distraction (same with any other item), because in Smash Bros. it's okay to mess with someone who is busy eating (also, the game puts this consumer at a disadvantage, because they can only use B-attacks or SMASHES, since all A-related drills pick up food if it is under them. Pick his dumb ass up and smash his ass. Twice.)
Man, I love this game. Thanks, dallow, I feel even shittier about having to be at work until 7 tonight.
