Is anyone else sick of the countdowns? Personally, I like getting my news (video game and otherwise) with Google Reader, so I can just sit on my ass, while choking down quadruple-patty cheeseburgers dipped in french-onion-flavored lard and sip on Dublin Dr. Pepper while surfing (almost) every webiste I frequent. And there is nothing more annoying to the fat, lazy, and completely worthless me than having to read fifteen news stories about Fallout 3, Blizzard's $tarCraft, and now Super Smash Bros. Brawl COUNT DOWNS. I'm already sold on Fallout 3, and I'm just as sold on Brawl... 8 days worth of a count-down, with excellent news sources like Kotaku reporting predictable day changes like it's actual news. Here's a count-down for you: in about fifteen minutes, I'm about to stick a peacock feather in my throat, unleash partially digested cheeseburgers into a porcelain platter of exquisite beauty, and start the process anew.
Do realize that I am so upset, that I've put my cheeseburgers down, and wrote this on the internet. Down with the *munch much* count... *sluuuuurp* down?