Transformers 2 - This was the worst movie I've seen in

ing ages. It just kept getting stupider and stupider. It wasn't even stuff that could be brushed aside as typical action movie fluff.
Questions like, if Transformers can more or less flawlessly replicate humans, why bother changing into vehicles. Just disguise yourself as friends/family of the people you want to kill and assassinate them.
There's also the question of, why are all the Autobots shit like cars and trucks while the Decepticons inhabit military vehicles and the like. If (for example), Optimus was a

ing battleship or an aircraft carrier instead of a truck, he could've spanked the shit out of those three robots that killed him.
Oh, and the final battle was a joke. The humans (that magically appeared out of nowhere with aircraft that can't fly off of aircraft carriers (Hi F-16s and the A-10s)) were beating the shit out of the Decepticons. I realize that, "Only the Primes can defeat the Fallen" or whatever but why not make it obvious that the Fallen was different?
During action sequences, all the Deceptions look the same, they're silver/grey and spiky. At least with the Autobots, you can pick out who is who.
It's like everything that should have made some bit of sci-fi sense didn't make sense and there were no explanations given for why things didn't make sense.
That one mother

er had nuts. I mean, are you shitting me. The only thing that could've made it worse would have been if he had cracked open a mountain dew tanker truck and snowboarded down that pyramid.
Worst shit ever, I could rant about it for hours. Michael Bay should be fired into the sun.