I just updated my spring break details on facebook. high school facebook.
twoplus3isfour (11:20:44 PM): Spring Break Plans
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Activity: very important business
Location: mid-west pennsylvania
Description: I must rendevouz with the man in the Blue Hat, in the diner on route 921, next to the field with the burnt down barn. After the rendevouz I will bring the unmarked brown box bestowed upon me by the man in the Blue Hat to 641 Parker Street, in Bethel, Missouri. I need to leave the box on the porch, and ignore the resulting explosion as best as possible.
Either that or I'll just sit home alone, watch TV, use the computer and eat chocolate covered pretzels- only leaving the house for the occasional Smoked Turkey on Rosemary Parmesean Bread at Quiznos, or a quick trip to wander the aisles of Stop and Shop in New Rochelle or beat the shit out of an 11 year old outside of Sweet and Nutty because he's wearing a stupid shirt.