The "Admiral's enormous squid penis is now the executioner of the" OTT

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[quote name='The Successful Dropout']yeah, but that's because "who would be caught wearing one of those in a picture?" :lol:[/QUOTE]

Well I've had it off once since I got it, and that's because someone pulled it off my wrist. :lol:
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']Damnit. The OXM disc I got is fucking damaged, so I had to send in a request for a new disc.[/QUOTE]

boil it
 
[quote name='crazytalkx']Nice to see that my city's mayor is being sent death threats from those Save our State bastards...........[/QUOTE]

anytime I hear the word Mayor, I automatically think of

JEFFERTON ALIVE!!
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Well it was this girl, so I didn't mind too much. :lol:[/QUOTE]

what are the odds of her pulling my penis off of your wrist if i were to lay it there? because if they're 50/50, i'll take those odds :lol:
 
[quote name='The Successful Dropout']what are the odds of her pulling my penis off of your wrist if i were to lay it there? because if they're 50/50, i'll take those odds :lol:[/QUOTE]

I don't think I like that arrangement. :lol:
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']I may since this thing is useless anyways. :)[/QUOTE]

if you boil it, it should correct the problems and allow you to play the disc. Only boil it for a few seconds though
 
[quote name='The Successful Dropout']You don't have to like it, just lend me your damn wrist![/QUOTE]

That's kind of creepy that you want to slap your member down on another guy's wrist.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']That's kind of creepy that you want to slap your member down on another guy's wrist.[/QUOTE]
'Tis the way of the OTT, though.

I mean, we've all heard the stories about Banky... ;)
 
[quote name='JSweeney']That's kind of creepy that you want to slap your member down on another guy's wrist.[/QUOTE]
Slapping is better than some of the alternatives, is it not?
 
[quote name='The Successful Dropout']who said anything about slapping? you pervert[/QUOTE]

Whatever you say. I'm not the one whose's said they want to place thier twig and berries on another guy's wrist.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Whatever you say. I'm not the one whose's said they want to place thier twig and berries on another guy's wrist.[/QUOTE]

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Whoever came up with "twig and berries" must have been hung like a mouseketeer. :lol:
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Whatever you say. I'm not the one whose's said they want to place thier twig and berries on another guy's wrist.[/QUOTE]

Between this and letting my gf paint my toenails a pretty red color after giving me a pedicure, I think I might have to get checked out. :oops:
 
[quote name='The Successful Dropout']Between this and letting my gf paint my toenails a pretty red color after giving me a pedicure, I think I might have to get checked out. :oops:[/QUOTE]

You didn't have to volunteer that information. In fact we'd prefer that you didn't. :lol:
 
Euphemisms for the combo.

Penis and testicles
Area
Basket
Bat and balls
Beanie Wienies (common cafeteria food)
Big Jim & the twins
Bits 'n pieces
Block and tackle
Branch and acorns
Bulges (from early Saturday Night Live's Wild and Crazy Guys stock characters)
Cabbages and cod
Cain and Abels
Captain Winkey and his two first mates
Cash and prizes
Crown jewels
Eggs and bangers/Eggs 'n bangers
Equipment
Family jewels
Frank and beans/Frank 'n beans
Fruit basket
Junk
Lunchbox (UK: particularly used for male athletes)
Meat and two veg
Mr. Happy And His Two Nutty Friends
Nose and spectacles
Naughty bits
Package
Peter, Paul, and Larry
Rad chilies
Twig and berries
Viande et deux legumes (French)
Wedding tackle
 
The centerpiece:


Penis

Penis A-B
Angry Samoan
Anteater
Arrow
Ass plower
Ass pounder
Ass ripper
Azro-Tararg The Destroyer of Vaginas
Badajo (Spanish)
Baloney
Banana/Platano (Spanish)
Beautiful
Bea
Beaver buster
Beaver cleaver
Beef bayonet
Beer can (penis with large girth)
Beer keg (penis with extremly large girth)
Bell
Bellend
Bell Tower
Bibys (Lithuanian)
Bicho (Spanish)
Bicycle
Big Ben
Big Ed and the twins
Big Kahoona, The
Bipper
Bird
Bishop
Bishop in a turtleneck
Bitchsplitter, The
Blinky (My Fellow Americans)
Blood Thirsty Hound
Blue-veined junket gun
Blue-veined microphone
Blue-veined throbber
Blue-veined pumpit junkit
Bone
Boner
Boy's best friend
Boycock
Boyhood
Boypleaser
Boypole
Boystick
Bratwurst (Die Mommy Die! Reference; German)
Butoh


Penis C
Cabbage roll
Captain, the
Captain Kirk
Captain Penis McPenis
Captain Picard
Captain Planet
Captain Winky
Caralho (Portuguese)
card shuffler
Carne (Spanish, Italian: meat)
Cazzo ( Italian)
Center pole
Cervix slammer (long penis)
Cigala (Del CATALA)
cheese farm
Cheese-maker
Cherry popper
Chilichute
Chinchin (Japanese)
Chinko (Japanese)
Chinpo (Japanese)
Choad/Chode (penis; usually a penis with width greater than length)
Chorra (Spanish)
Chromosome snake
Cipote (Spanish)
Clit tickler
Clouded Frost Spire (black metal penis)
Clyde
Coat Hanger
Cock
Cock rocket
cod
Colonel
Colin (Southern New Jersey)
Corn dog
Crank
Cream filled sausage
cuddle-bunny
cuddly little buddy
Creamcicle
Cum Cannon (for strong ejaculations)
cumcrank
Cumgun
Cumpole
Cumrod
Cumshooter
Cumstick
Cunt buster
Cunt poker
Cunt pounder
Cunt ripper
Cunt thumper
Cyclops
Cabbage Roll
Penis D-E
Dairy (produces milk and cheese)
Daniel
Denture cleaner
Devirginator
Diamond Cutter
Dick
Ding-a-ling
Ding-dong
Dingus
Dink
Dipstick
Dolk (Danish, actually means "knife")
Dong/Donger
Donkeycock/Donkeydick (very large penis)
Doodle-dandy (from masturbation)
Doomhammer
Dork
Dragon Wang
Drill/Driller
Dusty Gazongas
Egg roll
Eiffel Tower
Elastic warrior
Elvis
Endowment
Engine clanker
Equipment
Eiffel Tower

Penis F-I

Fatboy Slim
Father Christmas
First Penis, The (The US President's)
Fireman
Flagpole
Flaming Staff of Vengeance which Conquers the Sniveling Flowers of Pink Town with Medieval War Bombs of Gooey Hysteria
fuck stick
fucker
Fur-seeking meat missile
Gazong
General, The
Gherkin
Giggle stick
God
Goober
Granny smasher
Guided muscle
Guy's best friend
Ham trucheon
Hangdown
Happiness
Hasenpfeffer (German)
Heat-seeking missile/Heat Seeking Moisture Missile
Herman the German in a turtleneck
Hog/Hawg
Hooded Knight
Hoo hoo dilly (South Park reference)
Horsecock/Horsedick (very large penis)
Hose
Hot dog
Human Horn (Futurama reference)
Impregnator
Fatboy Slim

Penis J-K
Jack the Ripper
Jills Javalin
Jabba (In the film 'Without a paddle' - "... Jabba back in his hutt!"
Jade phoenix
Jawbreaker
Jesus
Ji ba (Mandarin)
Jimmer jammer
Jimmy
Jizz cannon
Jizzer
John Thomas (term first used in Lady Chatterley's Lover)
Johnson
Jonathan's one-eyed master
Joystick
Junk
Khaaaan
Kickstand
Kidney cracker (Frantics reference)
Kidney sweeper
Kielbasa (a type of Polish sausage)
Knee knocker
Knob
Kutas (Polish)


Penis L
Lad (Irish)
Lanze (German)
Lap bone
Lap taffy
Leaning Tower of Pisa
Leg wand
Limecat
Lingum or lingam (from Hindu)
Little Elvis
Little Willy
Lizard
Log
Lollipop
Longfellow
Love club
Love gun
Love loaf
Love length
Love lolly
Love missile
Love muscle
Love Pump
Love Sausage
Love snake
Love stick
Love wand
LUEshi
Luncheon Meat Truncheon

Penis M
Magic dragon (in reference to the charactor "Elliott" in Pete's Dragon)
Magic stick
Magic wand
Main cable
Main vein
Manhood
Manmeat
Manrod
Manroot
Mantower
Martillo (Spanish: Hammer)
Meat
Meat missile (made famous by Max Hardcore)
Meat popsicle
Meat thermometer
Meat whistle
Megg's best friend (cajun vernacular)
Member (Spanish: Miembro)
Mickey (chiefly Irish)
Micro Mikey
Middle leg (large penis)
Minchia (Sicilian dialect of Italian)
Mini-Me
Minga (Spanish)
Missile
Monkey
Monster
Mr. Happy
Mr. Wobbly


Penis N-O
Needle
ninnyhammer
Non-Directional Radar Guided Vagina Finder
Ochinchin (Japanese)
OPS (official pussy ripper)
Old fella/Old feller/Old fellow
One-eyed monster/sitting on a beanbag chair
One-eyed snake
One-eyed trouser snake
One-eyed trouser trout
Organ
Oscar ("My Baloney has a first name...")

Penis P
Panga (Latin American Spanish)
Passion pole
Pecker
Pedro/Peter
Peener
Pee-pee
Peeper
Pee-puette
Pee-wee
Pelir
Pen
Pencil
Pencildick
Percy
Peter
Phallus
Piça (Portuguese)
Picha (Portuguese)
Pickle
Pickledick (High School High reference)
Piço (Portuguese)
Piece of Pork (Reference to "Isn't it Awfully Nice to Have a Penis," a song sung by Eric Idle in Monty Python's Meaning of Life)
Pija (Spanish)
Pijo (Spanish)
Pik (Danish)
Pimmel (German)
Pinga (Spanish)
Pink torpedo (Spinal Tap reference)
Pipe
Piperoll (movie "She's Gotta Have It")
Pisser
Plank
Pleasure pole
Pleasure scepter
Pleasure stick
Pocker
Pocket rocket
Pole
Polla (Spanish)
Popcorn surprise
Pork Flute
Pork hammer
Pork sword
Poronga (Spanish)
Porra (Portuguese)
Pounder
Presidential staff
Prick
Princess
Pud
Pudding Slinger
Purple fist
Purple katana
Purple-headed monster
Purple-headed love warrior
Purple-headed mushroom
Purple-headed yogurt slinger
Purple-headed warrior
Purple-helmet warrior
Purple-veined clarinet
Pussy plower
Python


Penis Q-R
Rammer
Ramrod
Rape rod
Rapestick
Rearpoker
Red Rocket
Remington
Remis
Richard (Little Richard)
Rocket
Rocketrod
Rod
Roger Ramrod (adult video game)
Rumple Foreskin

Penis S
Salami
Salami packer
Samurai's Backup
Santa's little helper
Sausage (Spanish: Salchicha)
Scepter
Schlinger
Schlong/Shlong/schlonger
Schmeckle
Schmuck
Schnitzel
Schwanz (Swiss German)
Schwanzstucker (from Young Frankenstein)
Scum shooter
Shaft
Shit stabber
Shrimp Tempura
Skin flute
Slammer
Slinky
Smoked meat log
Snake
Snopp
Snuffaluffagus (foreskinned penis)
Spam
Spam javelin
Spanky
Sparky
Stanley (the power tool)
Steaming stalk
Stick/Schtick
Super mushroom
Snack trays
Sword


Penis T-U
10 Inches of Dr. (insert man's name here)'s Root Medicine
Talliwhacker/Tallywhacker
Thigh spreader
Thigh stimulator
Third leg (large penis)
Throbbing Thrill Hammer
Tiki God
Timpo (2ch)
Tissemand
Titi (Filipino)
Todger
Tommy
Tommyboy
Tonk
Tool
Tooth chipper
Tootsie Roll
Toy
Treff
Tripod (man with an abnormally large penis; Goldmember reference)
Trolley
Trouser snake
Trouser trout
Trouser weasel
Trunk
Tube steak
Tummy banana
Thumper
Twat jockey
Twig
Uccello (Italian: bird)
Unit


Penis V-Z
V-Rod
Vein-Inlaid Meat Pipe
Verga (Spanish, used more in Latin America than in Spain)
Verga (Portuguese, used more in Portugal than in Spain)
Vienna sausage
Viper
Vitelo (Portuguese)
Voodoo stick
Walking Stick
Wang/Wong
Wanger/Wanga
War club
War hammer
Warrior of love
Wang
Wee-wee
Wiener (misspelled "Weiner" on The Simpsons)
Wienie (or Weinie, Weenie)
Wenus (reference to an episode of Friends; meant to sound like the combination of Wiener and Penis, but actually an acronym for "Weekly Estimated Net Usage Statistics")
Willie/Willy
Wing wong
Winkie
Whiz wand
Wobbly
Worm
XY stick
Yellowshirt
Yogurt slinger
Yoni feeder
Zabourah (Arabic)
 
And the flanking boys...

Testicles A-J
Acorns
Agates
Apples
Apricots
Back Wheels
Bags
Ballocks
Balls
Bangers
Bannocks
Baws (Scottish slang)
Beecham's
Beans
Bean bags
Berries
Bollocks
Boys
Boys in the basement
Cajones/Cojones (Spanish)
Colhões (Portuguese)
Cobblers
Cods
Crown jewels
Eggs
Family jewels
Gonads
Goolies
Huevos (Spanish: "eggs")
Hairy danglers
Jacobs

Testicles K-Z
Kintama (Japanese)
Klackers
Klodser (Danish: "blocks")
Knackers
Loins
Marbles
Men that guard the ass fort
Mommy-daddy buttons (Spy Who Shagged Me reference)
Nadgers
Nads (from gonads)
Nana's Purse
Nards
No-nos (possibly a Venture Bros. reference)
Nuts
Orchestra stalls
Paparia (Greek)
Pelotas (Spanish: "balls")
Ping and Pong
Plums
Rocks
Stepchildren
Store
Tackle
Three-threes
Tomates (Portuguese word for Tomatoes)
Tests
Yarbles (A Clockwork Orange reference)
 
[quote name='Renegade_Zero']My mom ordered me a full rack of ribs. but I can't bring myself to eat it.[/QUOTE]

just remove a couple of the bottom ribs....it'll be easier that way....or so i've heard
 
Happy Birthday to Petra Nemcova. She's 26. :shock:

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Also Solange (Beyonce's sister) is 19.

EDIT: And this one, whoever it is they have the same last name as me. :lol:
 
[quote name='The Successful Dropout']just remove a couple of the bottom ribs....it'll be easier that way....or so i've heard[/QUOTE]

:rofl:

My mind is SOOO in the gutter right now.
 
This new parody show on MTV2 is great.. It's animated and all political.

They're reuniting the drummer Rick Allen with his missing arm.

And the "Yogi Bush" skit was great. Ranger Gore was fantastic and Cheney as Bobo was hilarious.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Happy Birthday to Petra Nemcova. She's 26. :shock:

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Also Solange (Beyonce's sister) is 19.

EDIT: And this one, whoever it is they have the same last name as me. :lol:[/QUOTE]
Nice...but more importantly born on this day
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:D :D Happy Birthday To A Guitar God :D :D
 
Anyone else find it funny that....

* Sweeney brought up the alternate terms for the male genetalia?
* TSD lets his GF give him a pedicure and paint his toes?
* TSD was asking about putting his member on Sub's wrist?
* TSD is giving odd advice about ribs?

Just bringing us up to speed. :D
 
[quote name='Ozzkev55']Nice...but more importantly born on this day
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:D :D Happy Birthday To A Guitar God :D :D[/QUOTE]

Nope.

Ridiculously hot chick's birthday > Guitarist's Birthday.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Anyone else find it funny that....

* Sweeney brought up the alternate terms for the male genetalia?
* TSD lets his GF give him a pedicure and paint his toes?
* TSD was asking about putting his member on Sub's wrist?
* TSD is giving odd advice about ribs?

Just bringing us up to speed. :D[/QUOTE]

hey, i don't come in these often....so when i do, i feel the need to play catch up ;)
 
[quote name='The Successful Dropout']hey, i don't come in these often....so when i do, i feel the need to play catch up ;)[/QUOTE]

Painted toes, pedicured and all? :rofl:
 
[quote name='crazytalkx']"Put down that fucking controller and pick up that fucking book!" :rofl:[/QUOTE]

Did you see the skit where Biggie and Tupac were dueting love songs. The song titles were,

"I'm going to **** you with this cucumber."

"I'm going to brush my teeth with your ****"

"I'm gonna **** you up you *******"
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Anyone else find it funny that....

* Sweeney brought up the alternate terms for the male genetalia?
* TSD lets his GF give him a pedicure and paint his toes?
* TSD was asking about putting his member on Sub's wrist?
* TSD is giving odd advice about ribs?

Just bringing us up to speed. :D[/QUOTE]

So that there isn't the appearence of misogyny...

Female part 1

An Bord Bainne (Irish-language; literally, "The Milk Board", the organisation which oversees the dairy industry in Ireland)
Angel cakes
Annette Funicellos
Ant bites
Appalachians
Apple dumpling shops
Apples
Altars
Artichokes
Assets
Atom smashers
Attic
Aurorae Australis
Ammayi Bayili(Telugu)
Avant-postes (Outposts)
Avant-scenes (Apron - of stage)
Avanteges/Advantages
Avocados
Awning


Breasts B

  • B-52's
  • Babaloos
  • Baby baits
  • Baby feeders
  • Baby's best friend
  • Baby's dinners
  • Baby's public house
  • Babylons
  • Backbreakers
  • Back rubbers
  • Backrests
  • Bag o' groceries
  • Baggies
  • Baggos
  • Bagos
  • Bags
  • Bait and lure
  • Balboas
  • Balcon/Balcony
  • Balloons
  • Baloobas
  • Banana squeezers
  • Bangers
  • Bangles
  • Banzais
  • Baps
  • Barbeaus
  • Barnacles
  • Barnes and Noble
  • Basketballs
  • Bassoons
  • Bath toys
  • Batons
  • Battleships
  • Baubles
  • Bazongas
  • Bazonkers
  • Bazookas
  • Bazoomas
  • Bazooms
  • Bazoombas
  • Beacons
  • Beanbags
  • Beautiful eyes
  • Bebops
  • Bedtime beach balls
  • Beestings
  • Begonias
  • Bejonkers
  • Ben and Jerry
  • Bert and Ernie
  • Berthas
  • Best friends
  • Betty Boops
  • Betties
  • BiBs (bigger is better!)
  • Big bazooties
  • Big Berthas
  • Big boppers
  • Big brown eyes
  • Big foot radials
  • Big sacks of jugs
  • Bigguns
  • Bijongas
  • Bikini stuffers
  • Billibongs
  • Binoculars (from Death of a Salesman)
  • Bio domes
  • Biscuits
  • Bits of tid
  • Bitties
  • Bizcochos
  • Blimps
  • Blockbusters
  • Blouse bunnies
  • Bobolas
  • Bobos
  • Bodacious ta-tas
  • Boingos
  • Boites-a-Lait (Milk bottles)
  • Bolshy groodies
  • Bongos
  • Bonkers
  • Bonnie and Clyde
  • Boobage
  • Boobalicious
  • Boobers
  • Boobies
  • Booblies
  • Boobs
  • Bookends
  • Bookrests
  • Boomers
  • Boom-boom rockets
  • Bosoms
  • Boston wobblers
  • Bottles
  • Boulderados
  • Boulders
  • Bouncers
  • Bouncing beauties
  • Bouncing Betties
  • Boy bait
  • Boys, the
  • Bozos
  • Bra buddies
  • Bra busters
  • Bra fight
  • Bra stuffers
  • Braille for "Suck me"
  • Brain busters
  • Braunsteins
  • Breakfast tray
  • Breasteses (intentional mispluralization)
  • Breasticles
  • Breed winners
  • Brisket
  • Bristol Cities, Bristols (derived from "Bristol City"; Cockney rhyming slang for "titty")
  • BRitney's Assets (BRAs)
  • Bronskis
  • Brown speckled pups
  • Brown-nosed sweater puppies
  • Brownies
  • Brustwarzen (German, lit. breast warts)
  • Bubbas
  • Bubbies
  • Bubble cups
  • Bubbles
  • Buboes (See Bubonic Plague)
  • Bubs
  • Buckets
  • Buds
  • Bugs
  • Bulbs
  • Bulges
  • Bullets
  • Bumper cars
  • Bumper guards
  • Bumpers
  • Bumps
  • Bumps in the night
  • Bunnies
  • Buoys
  • Bushel-bubbies
  • Bust
  • Busters
  • Busties
  • Busts
  • Butter bags
  • Butterballs
  • Buttons


Breasts C

  • Caboodles
  • Cachongas
  • Cadillac bumpers
  • Cafe La Mama
  • Calabasas
  • Camelots
  • Cams
  • Canisters
  • Cannon balls
  • Cannons
  • Cans
  • Cantaloupes
  • Capitol domes
  • Car waxers
  • Caracas
  • Cargo
  • Caricatures
  • Carumbas
  • Casaba melons
  • Casabas
  • Castanets
  • Castles in the air
  • Cat heads
  • Cha-chas
  • Chachabingos
  • Chalky cliffs
  • Chalupas
  • Charlie's Angels
  • Charlies
  • Chaw
  • CheChes
  • Cheek warmers
  • Cherry cakes
  • Cherry caps
  • Chest
  • Chest hams
  • Chest meat
  • Chest ornaments
  • Chest puppies
  • Chesterfields
  • Chesticles
  • Chestnuts
  • Chet-flasted
  • Chi-chis
  • Chickadees
  • Chickaroonies
  • Chihuahuas
  • Chimichangas
  • Chimpanzees
  • Chiquitas
  • Chock blocks
  • Chockey-nips
  • Choochoos
  • Chombalonies
  • Chubbies
  • Chubs
  • Chumbawumbas
  • Chungas
  • Chopons
  • Cinch sacks
  • Circus tents
  • Claire-de-Lunes
  • Clams
  • Cleft udders
  • Coconuts
  • Cock Warmers
  • Cold weather indicators
  • Combreastables
  • Commode cloggers
  • Comfort Fruits
  • Concitas
  • Cones
  • Congas
  • Conundrums
  • Corkers
  • Countess and the lady
  • Cowabungas
  • Coxcombs
  • Creamers
  • Cream pies
  • Creampuffs
  • Cruise missiles
  • Cubs
  • Cuddly dudes
  • Cuhuangas
  • Cupcakes
  • Cups
  • Cups-runneth-over
  • Curves
  • Cushions


Breasts D

  • Da-das
  • Dactylic delights
  • Dagmars
  • Dairy
  • Dairy makers
  • Dairy pillows
  • Dandies
  • Danglers
  • Dangling participles
  • Danny Devitos
  • David and Goliath
  • David Duchovnys
  • Dead heat in a zeppelin race
  • Demigods
  • Dennis DeYoungs
  • Derds
  • Desperados
  • Dessert
  • Deudney and Ikenberry
  • Deux oeufs sur la plat (French; two eggs on a plate)
  • Devil's dumplings, as spoken by Lady Whiteadder in the Blackadder II episode Beer
  • Dick mashers
  • Dick massagers
  • Dick rollers
  • Diddies
  • Ding dongs
  • Dingers
  • Dinghies
  • Dinglebobbers
  • Dingoes
  • Dinners
  • Dirigibles
  • Dirty pillows
  • Distributor caps
  • Dolly Partons
  • Domes
  • Donkey's ears
  • Doodads
  • Doorbells
  • Doorknobs
  • Doozers
  • Doozies
  • Doppelgangers
  • Double dribbles
  • Double D's
  • Double trouble
  • Double whammies
  • Doudounes
  • Doughboys
  • Droopers
  • Drums
  • Dual air bags
  • Dual floppies
  • Duckies
  • Deuce-and-a-halves
  • Dueling banjos
  • Dugs
  • Du monde au balcon (French; size-dependent; literally, "to have the world on one's balcony")
  • Dum dums
  • Dumbbells
  • Dumplings
  • Dunes
  • Durantes
  • Dutch Alps
  • Dynamic duo
  • Dynamite


Breasts E



Breasts F

  • Fahrvergnügens (from the Volkswagen advertising campaign)
  • Feedbags
  • First base
  • Flapjacks
  • Flappers
  • Flat plains
  • Flesh bulbs
  • Flesh Colored Fun Bags
  • Flesh fillets
  • Flesh Fujis
  • Flesh melons
  • Floaters
  • Floats
  • Flopdoodles
  • Floppers
  • Flotation devices
  • Flotteurs/Floaters
  • Flowers of attitude
  • Fly swatters
  • Fly tetas
  • Fog lights
  • Food For Thought
  • Footlights
  • Fred and Ethel
  • Fried eggs
  • Friends
  • Front bum
  • Front end alignment
  • Front porch
  • Frontal elevation
  • Frontal female water wings
  • Frosties
  • Frybabies
  • Fujiyamas
  • Fun bags
  • Fun domes
  • Funbags
  • Funnel cakes


Breasts G

  • Gagas
  • Gajoombas
  • Gajungas
  • Garbage bags
  • Garbanzos
  • Garbos
  • Gazingas
  • Gazelles
  • Gazongas
  • Gazoombas
  • Geegees
  • Geminis
  • Genaustahagens
  • George and Gracie
  • Geraldos
  • Girls, the
  • Girlie bumpers
  • Girlthangs
  • Glad bags
  • Gland Canyon, the
  • Glands
  • Glandular endowments
  • Glass cutters
  • Globelets
  • Globes
  • Glockenspeils
  • Gnugens
  • Gobstoppers
  • God's greatest creation
  • God's milk bottles
  • Godzillas
  • Golden bozos
  • Golden domes
  • Gongas
  • Goobers
  • Good bits
  • Goodies
  • Goodyears
  • Goombas
  • Goonas
  • Grab-ems
  • Grand Jeans (French)
  • Grand Tetons
  • Grapefruits
  • Gravity magnets
  • Great galloping galoogies
  • Great wobblin' wazoobies
  • Grillwork
  • Groodies
  • Groupies
  • Guavas
  • Gubiczas
  • Gumballs
  • Gumdrops
  • Gunboats
  • Guns
  • Guys, the


Breasts H

  • Hakuna mutatas
  • Hallelujahs
  • Hammocks for two
  • Handfuls
  • Handle bars
  • Handholds
  • Handsets
  • Hand warmers
  • Hangers
  • Hanging cucumbers
  • Happy bags
  • Happy pillows
  • Hat hangers
  • Headbangers
  • Headers
  • Head lamps
  • Headlights
  • Headphones
  • Headsets
  • Heavers
  • Heavy duty honeydews
  • Hee-haws
  • Hefties
  • Heifers
  • Helicopters
  • Hematomas
  • Hemispheres
  • Hercules and Achilles
  • Hershey Kisses
  • High beams
  • High pockets
  • High-rise weather balloons
  • Hills
  • Himalayas (for large ones on Asian women)
  • Hindenburgs
  • Hinderbinders
  • Hippos
  • Ho hos
  • Hobey J's
  • Hogans
  • Holmes & Watson
  • Home sweet home
  • Honeydews
  • Honeyholders
  • Honkers
  • Honorarium
  • Hood ornaments
  • Hoohas
  • Hoosiers
  • Hooters
  • Hoots
  • Hoovers
  • Hoppy and Bob
  • Horns
  • Horrorshow Bolshy Groodies
  • Hot air balloons
  • Hot commodities
  • Hotcakes
  • Hottentots
  • Hounds, the
  • House of Lords
  • How's your father's
  • Howitzers
  • Howlers
  • Hubba bubbas
  • Hubcaps
  • Huffies
  • Hug bumps
  • Huge maguffies
  • Huggy bears
  • Hugh jooters
  • Human tetherballs
  • Humdingers
  • Humonganoids
  • Humpin' hooters
  • Hurricane lanterns
  • Hush Puppies
  • Hypnotizers


Breasts I

  • I-want-thems
  • ICBMs
  • Ice caps
  • Ice cubes
  • Idahos
  • Igloos
  • Il y a du beau monde (said of a generously endowed woman - literally "Here we have some nice people".)
  • Implants
  • Inflatables
  • Ios
  • Ipsedixits
  • Isaac Newtons
  • Itty bits
  • Itty bitty titties


Breasts J

  • Jackalopes
  • Jackanapes
  • Jacks
  • Jaggers
  • Jahoobies
  • Jambalayas
  • Janet Jacksons
  • Jawbreakers
  • Jay and Silent Bobs
  • Jelly bells
  • Jemimas
  • Jerry-bilts
  • Jersey cities
  • Jets
  • Jibs
  • Jigglies
  • Jigglers
  • Jiggly wigglies
  • Jobbers
  • John and Paul
  • Jordans
  • Jubblies
  • Juggernauts
  • Juggies
  • Jugglies
  • Jugs
  • Jukes
  • Jumblies
  • Jumbo chickpeas
  • Jumbos


Breasts K



Breasts L

  • La breas
  • Lactating lungs
  • Lactation Station
  • Lactic lobes
  • Lacto grenades
  • Lactoids
  • Lady bumps
  • Lady lumps
  • Lampoons
  • Launch codes
  • Laurel and Hardy
  • Lean-to's
  • Lefty 'n' Righty
  • Lemons
  • Lethal weapons
  • Leverage
  • Lewinskis
  • Lewis and Witties
  • Lightbulbs
  • Lilo and Stitch
  • Lindas
  • Lip fodder
  • Little duckies
  • Llamas
  • Load stones
  • Loaves
  • Loaves of love
  • Lobes
  • Loblollies
  • Locklears
  • Long range tanks
  • Lollies
  • Lollipops
  • Lollos
  • Lookers
  • Lost sheep
  • Love handles
  • Love jugs
  • Love kegs
  • Love lumps
  • Love melons
  • Love muffins
  • Love pillows
  • Lovelies
  • Low riders
  • Lucky charms
  • Lug 'ems
  • Lulas
  • Lulus
  • Lung covers
  • Lung hammers
  • Lung nuts
  • Lungs
  • Lungwarts
  • Luscious lip-smackers


Breasts M

  • Macaroos
  • Mackerels
  • Madonnas
  • Magnates
  • Magnets
  • Magnificent pontoons of love
  • Ma$$$$ins
  • Maguppies
  • Maharanis
  • Mahatmas
  • Majestic mountains
  • Major dongs
  • Major league mammaries
  • Major motion picture material
  • Male-madness inducers
  • Mamacitas
  • Mamas (Portuguese word for normal size tits)
  • Mama's pillows
  • Mambazos
  • Maminhas (Portuguese word for small tits)
  • Mammalian protuberances
  • Mammarambas
  • Mammaries
  • Mammary Lane
  • Mammies
  • Mamões (Portuguese word for big tits)
  • Mams
  • Mamms
  • Man magnets
  • Man puppets
  • Mangos
  • Mannipulators
  • Mappemonde (those old fashioned maps showing two hemispheres)
  • Maracas
  • Marangos
  • Maraschinos
  • Marbles
  • Margaritas
  • Marimbas
  • Marshmallows
  • Marx Brothers
  • Mary-Kate and Ashley (From 8 Simple Rules)
  • Massage pillows
  • Matching headlights
  • Matiti (Swahili)
  • Mau maus
  • Mausers
  • Mazongas
  • McDLT's
  • McFloppities
  • Meatbags
  • Meatballs
  • Meat loaves
  • Melon patch
  • Meat puppets
  • Melones (Spanish)
  • Melons
  • Mesmerizers
  • Mickey and Minnie
  • Mike and Ike
  • Milk bags
  • Milk bombs
  • Milk bottles
  • Milk cans
  • Milk Duds
  • Milk fountains
  • Milk jugs
  • Milk kegs
  • Milk makers
  • Milk melons
  • Milk shakes
  • Milk towers
  • Milk wagons
  • Milky sacks of calcium
  • Milky moos
  • Minarets
  • Minesweepers
  • Minneapolis and St. Paul
  • Minnebagos
  • Missiles
  • Miss Left/Right
  • Mobutus
  • Mogambas
  • Mojuba's, the
  • Mole hills
  • Mommas
  • Mondos
  • Moneymakers
  • Monroes
  • Montezumas
  • Moo moos
  • Moogies
  • Moon pies
  • Moonlight sonatas
  • Mosobs
  • Mosquito bites
  • Mother loads
  • Mounds
  • Mounds of Jello
  • Mountain peaks
  • Mountains
  • Mount Fujis
  • Mouthwatering scoops of flesh
  • Moveable feast
  • Muchachas
  • Muffins
  • Mulligans
  • Murphies
  • Mushmelons
  • Mutt and Jeff


Breasts N

  • National Geographics
  • Nature's founts
  • Nature's little thermometers
  • Naughty bits
  • Nay-nays
  • Nectarines
  • Neeners
  • Nenes
  • Nevernevers
  • Nibards
  • Niblets
  • Nibs
  • Nice pair of thrupennies
  • Nice set of hands
  • Nice-uns
  • Nichons
  • Nin-nins
  • Ninnies
  • Ninny jugs
  • Ninth and tenth wonders of the world
  • Nippeloons
  • Nippelos
  • Nippers
  • Nipples
  • Nipple-caddies
  • Nipple sundaes
  • Nips
  • Nodes
  • Nodules
  • Noochies
  • Noogies
  • Noonies
  • Norks
  • Northern neon-beamed headlights
  • Nortons
  • Nose cones
  • Nubbins
  • Nuclear warheads
  • Nuggs (nummy juggs)
  • Nukes
  • Num-nums
  • Nefertitties


Breasts O

  • Obelisks
  • Oblations
  • Oboes
  • Off-on volume and the channel selector
  • Omigods
  • Ooh-wah-ah-ah-ah's
  • Oompas
  • Oppai (Japanese)
  • Oppenheimers
  • Oracles
  • Oranges
  • Orbs
  • Ostrich eggs
  • Ottomans
  • Overhang
  • Overstuffed cushions
  • Overstuffed pillows
  • Owls


Breasts P

  • Padding
  • Paducahs
  • Pagodas
  • Pair
  • Pair of problems
  • Palms
  • Palookas
  • Pamelas
  • Pancakes
  • Papayas
  • Parabolas
  • Pare-chocs (bumpers)
  • Parker and Stone
  • Parrots
  • Part numbers, The
  • Party bags
  • Party hats
  • Party passes
  • Pastor baiters
  • Pastries
  • Paw patties
  • Peaches
  • Peacocks
  • Peakers
  • Peaks
  • Pears
  • Pebbles
  • Pects
  • Peepers
  • Pencil erasers
  • Pendulums
  • Penis pillows
  • Perkies
  • Perkos
  • Perpetual entertainment
  • Personal flotation devices
  • Pert and perkies
  • Pete and repeat
  • Pia Zadoras
  • Pick and peck
  • Pies
  • Pike's Peaks
  • Pillows
  • Pimples
  • Ping pings
  • Pink-nosed puppies
  • Pinkies
  • Pinky and perky
  • Pips
  • Pirate's dream ("sunken chest" - said of flat-chested women)
  • Planetoids
  • Pleasant eminences
  • Pleasure mounds
  • Pleasure peaks
  • Plentifuls
  • Plucktifuls
  • Plums
  • Plumpers
  • Plumpies
  • Pneumatic bliss
  • Pods of lust
  • Pointer Sisters
  • Pointers
  • Points
  • Pokers
  • Polygons
  • Pompoms
  • Ponderosas
  • Pontoons
  • Poppinjays
  • Portable typewriters
  • Potatoes
  • Praise God(s)
  • President of the Itty-Bitty or Itsy-Bitsy Titty Committee (woman with extremely small breasts)
  • Presidential pair
  • Pretty-pretties
  • Pride and joy
  • Professors
  • Proof that God exists
  • Protuberances
  • PT boats
  • Pumpkin patch
  • Pumpkins
  • Pumps
  • Puppies
  • Pushmatahas
  • Push-ups
  • Pyramids


Breasts Q



Breasts R

  • Rack
  • Rackage
  • Radar domes
  • Radials
  • Ragtag and Bobtail
  • Raisins
  • Ralph Waldo Emersons
  • Rampolenes
  • Rangoons
  • Raquels
  • Raspberry ripples
  • Reasons to live
  • Red carpets
  • Resume, the
  • Rib balloons
  • Rib bumpers
  • Rib cushions
  • Rib flaps
  • Rivets
  • Roberts
  • Rockets
  • Rockies
  • Romans
  • Roploplos
  • Rosebuds
  • Rositas
  • Rotors
  • Rotundas grandes
  • Roundabouts
  • Roundies
  • Roundtrippers
  • Ruby reds
  • Rudolphs
  • Running lights


Breasts S

  • Saggers
  • Saggies
  • Salamanders
  • Saline bags
  • Saline solutions, the
  • Salt and pepper
  • Sams
  • Sandbags
  • Sapphos
  • Satellites
  • Schmeebs on those Nortons
  • Schooners
  • Scones
  • Scooby Snacks
  • Scoops
  • Scud missiles
  • Scylla and Charybdis
  • Searchlights
  • Set
  • Shabba-dos
  • Shakers
  • Shebas
  • Shelf
  • Shermans
  • Sherman tanks
  • Shimmies
  • Shirt potatoes
  • Shirt stuffers
  • Shivarees
  • Shlobes
  • Shmozobs
  • Shock absorbers
  • Shock and awe
  • Shoe buffers
  • Show stoppers
  • Sierra Madres
  • Siegfried and Roy
  • Silicone earmuffs
  • Silicone sisters
  • Silicones
  • Silicone surprise supremes
  • Silos
  • Silver stars
  • Sir Galahad and King Arthur
  • Skeeter bites
  • Skeeter chews
  • Ski slopes
  • Ski slopes to Heaven
  • Skin sacks
  • Slappers
  • Slutskers
  • Smart set
  • Smith and Wesson
  • Smoothies
  • Smuggling raisins
  • Snack rack
  • Snack trays
  • Snoogans
  • Snootchie Bootchie Nootchies
  • Snorbs
  • Snow cones
  • Snow tires
  • Snowy prominences
  • Snuggle pups
  • Sockdollagers
  • Sopapillas
  • Space aliens
  • Spark plugs
  • Specials
  • Speed bags
  • Speed bumps
  • Spheres
  • Spic and Span
  • Splazoingas
  • Spongecakes
  • Spontaneous combustibles
  • Spuds
  • Squashers
  • Squaw Valley
  • Squeaky toys
  • Stacks
  • Stanley and Livingstone
  • Stash in the dash
  • Stocking stuffers
  • Strap tangers
  • Stratus-spheres
  • Stress busters
  • Stripper's ATMs
  • Stuff
  • Stuffing
  • Stun grenades
  • Sturgeons
  • Sucklebags
  • Sugar cubes
  • Sugar melons
  • Sugar plums
  • Super droopers
  • Supernauts
  • Sultanas
  • Sweater bumpers
  • Sweater cows
  • Sweater kittens
  • Sweater meat
  • Sweater melons
  • Sweater mittens
  • Sweater puffs
  • Sweater puppets
  • Sweater puppies
  • Sweater stuffers
  • Sweat glands
  • Sweetrolls


Breasts T

  • Ta-tas
  • Tahitis
  • Talents
  • Tallapoosas
  • Tamales
  • Tambourines
  • Tango and Cash
  • Tankers
  • Tassels
  • Tastykakes
  • Tatas (corruption of Tetas, which see)
  • Tater tots
  • Tats
  • Tatties
  • Tattlers
  • Teacups
  • Teatolas
  • Teats
  • Tee pees
  • Teetees
  • Teeters
  • Tentacles
  • Terrance and Phillip
  • Terrible twos
  • Terrible twosome
  • Tetas (Portuguese)
  • Tetas (Spanish)
  • Tetons
  • Tette (Italian)
  • Thangs
  • Thank yous
  • Thelma and Louise
  • They're in my face! (For short people)
  • Thingamajigs
  • Thingamajugs
  • Thingies
  • Thoughtful Orbs
  • Thousand pities
  • Thirty-eights
  • Thrupennies or Thrupenny bits (Cockney rhyming slang for "tits")
  • Thwackers
  • Ticket punchers
  • Ticket sellers
  • Tidbits
  • Tiddly-winks
  • Tig bitties
  • Tig ol' bitties
  • Time zones
  • Tippers
  • Tishomingos
  • Titbits
  • Tits
  • Titskis
  • Titter
  • Titties
  • Titticacas
  • TNT's
  • Tobacco pouch
  • Tomatoes
  • Tom-toms
  • Tom and Jerry
  • Tongue depressors
  • Tongue twisters
  • Tonsils
  • Toolbags
  • Tooters
  • Tootsie pops
  • Top bollocks (or top bollox)
  • Tora Boras
  • Torpedoes
  • Tortillas
  • Tortugas
  • Totos
  • Totties
  • Towers
  • Towering twin peaks
  • Town and cities
  • Tracts of land (Monty Python and the Holy Grail reference)
  • Tribbles
  • Turaluras
  • Twangers
  • Tweakers
  • Tweedledee and Tweedledum
  • Tweekers
  • Tweeters
  • Twin cities
  • Twin mounds
  • Twin peaks
  • Twins, the
  • Two eggs, sunny side up
  • Two puppies in a burlap bag
  • Twofers
  • Tympanis
  • Type 2s


Breasts U

  • Uberalles
  • U-boats
  • Udders (also 'Udds')
  • Uhurus
  • Umbrellas
  • Umlauts
  • Unidentified bouncing objects
  • Upper karoos
  • Upper ten
  • USDAs
  • Utopia


Breasts V

  • Van Dorens
  • Victrolas
  • Volcanoes
  • Volksvanins
  • Volumes
  • Volvos
  • Voos


Breasts W

  • Wa-wa pedals
  • Wabs
  • Wahwahs
  • Waldos
  • Wallace and Grommit
  • Wally and the Beav
  • Wally wispoppers
  • Walters
  • Wanna Bs
  • Warheads
  • Warts
  • Water balloons
  • Watermelons
  • Weapons
  • Wedding tackle
  • Whammers
  • Whapoons
  • Whatchacallems
  • Whim whams
  • White rabbits
  • Whole and 2%
  • Whoopies
  • Whoppers
  • Wibbly wobbly wonders
  • Widebodies
  • Wigglers
  • Wigwams
  • Willie and Waylon
  • Wilsons
  • Windbags
  • Windjammers
  • Windmills
  • Windshield wipers
  • Winnebagos
  • Wipers
  • Wobblers
  • Wobbly-Bobbly Funbags
  • Woman-pecs
  • Womanhood
  • Wonder twins
  • Wonderments
  • Wongas
  • Wonkas
  • Woodymakers
  • Woofers
  • Wookies
  • Wopbopaloobops
  • Workbench
  • World Trade Centers
  • Wows
  • Wreaths


Breasts X

  • Xenoliths
  • X-rateds
  • X-ray glasses
  • Xylophones


Breasts Y

  • Yabbos
  • Yabos
  • Yahoos
  • Yam bags
  • Yams
  • Yayas
  • Yazoos
  • Yeast dough
  • Ying yangs
  • Yippie and yahoo
  • Yippies
  • Yolandas
  • Yomamas
  • Yowsers
  • Yubees
  • Yum-yums
  • Yummies
  • Yugos


Breasts Z

  • Z-bras
  • Zagger and Evans
  • Zeppelins
  • Ziggurats
  • Ziggys
  • Zingers
  • Zippys
  • Zoom zooms
  • Zoombas
  • Zoomers
  • Zwiebacks
  • ZZ Tops
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Anyone else find it funny that....

* Sweeney brought up the alternate terms for the male genetalia?
* TSD lets his GF give him a pedicure and paint his toes?
* TSD was asking about putting his member on Sub's wrist?
* TSD is giving odd advice about ribs?

Just bringing us up to speed. :D[/QUOTE]
Good summary, I was about to say fuck it and not read any of it.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Nope.

Ridiculously hot chick's birthday > Guitarist's Birthday.[/QUOTE]
To some...but we must remember

[Lead Of The Supergroup that played becks bolero, which included John Paul Jones(Led Zeppelin) on the Bass, Keith Moon(The Who) on the drums, and Jimmy Page(Led Zeppelin) on as rythymn guitar][musical genius] [fiery virtuoso guitarist] >Hot Chick's Birthday
 
Vagina A-B
Almeja (Spanish)
Asoko (Japanese)
Axe wound
Baby ATM
Baby cave
Baby chute
Bank
Beast, the
Beef sleeve
Bhosdo (Hindi)
Boba (Spanish language - What little girls call their vaginas)
Booger Bear
Boji (Korean)
Box
Bread-box
Budissey
Burial Mound
Bushy plate


Vagina C
Camel toe pie
Cave
Center of the universe
Cha cha (South Park reference)
Chatte (French)
Cheebye (Hokkien - Chinese Dialect)
Chewbacca
Choach/Choachee
Chocho (Spanish)
Choncha
Choot (Hindi)
Choochi
C Jay C
Cock dock
Cock Gobbler
Cock holster
Cock Wallet
Cock warmer
Cockpit
Cock squeezer
Cockhole
Cocking station
Cocksocket
Cooch
Coochie-snorcher (from The Vagina Monologues, the Eve Ensler play)
Cooter
Cooz/Cooze/Coozie
Concha (Latin American Spanish)
Cona (Portuguese)
Coño (Spanish)
Crab-hole
Cream collector
Cream wringer
Cuint (Irish)
Cum bucket
Cum dumpster
Cum tunnel
Cunny
Cunt
Cunt Hole
Cus (Hebrew)


Vagina D-F
Dick holster
Dugout
El corte Ingles (Portuguese:"the English cut")
Elephant lady (woman with an abnormally large vagina)
Et cetera (old English euphemism)
Fadge
Fanny (British English; in US English it means the posterior)
Faj
Fanjita
Fetus cannon
First Pussy, The (The First Lady of the United States -- said to have been used by Larry Flynt when he acquired and published nude photos of Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis)
Fish
Fish taco
Fitta (Swedish)
Fitte (Norwegian)
Flange
Flesh tuxedo (Spinal Tap reference)
Flower
Flossy
Foo foo valve
Fotze (German; var. sp. "Votze")
Franny Moe (Southern New Jersey)
Front bottom
fuck chasm
Fud (Scottish)
Fun hole
Fun hump
Fur burger
Furry cup
Futz (Pennsylvania Dutch, like the German "Fotze" or "Votze")


Vagina G-L
Gaj's fun area
Gap
Gaping wound of the Christian fathers
Gaping hatchet wound
Gash
Git
Golden doughnut
Goody bag
Goody gash
Grand Canyon (large vagina)
Grease quiver
Gummy smile
Gutted hedgehog
Hair pie
Hair taco
Hairy grail
Hairy love hole
Hatchet wound
Holiest of Holies
Honey pot
Hoobie
Hotbox
Hurrah hump
Ihir (Arabic)
Jenny
John Bowman
Kuku (Latin American Spanish)
Love canal
Love lock
Love locker
Love locket
Love socket
Love pocket
Love mitten


Vagina M-R
Manko (Japanese)
Mating bucket
Meat locker
Meat pocket
Meat sleeve
Meat wallet
Meow
Meercat
Mermaid's purse
Minge
Misty spelunk (from spelunking)
Monkey tube
Moose knuckle
Möse (German)
Mutt (Australian)
Neden
Neko
Naani
No-no zone
Nooner (SNL skit)
Old oily
Omanko (Japanese)
Papo (Spanish, used more in Venezuela than in Spain)
Peg Slot
Pie
Piffers
Pink velvet sausage wallet
Piss Flaps (Used in Canada mostly)
Pizda (Romanian)
Pooku ( Telugu [India] )
Poon
poonaner
Poontang
Power Slot
Praying mantis
Princess, The
Protung
Puke/Puki (Filipino)
Punani
Puppy maker
Purse
Pussy
Putz (related to German Fotze or Votze, which see)
Queef hole
Queef vent
Rat trap
red snapper
Right hole
Roast Beef
Rot box
Rug


Vagina S-X
Sausage wallet
Scar
Shadotak
Skwack
Sleipetorva (Norwegian)
Slippery slot
Slit
Sloppy Joe
Slot
Snapper
Snatch
Snootchie!
Snoo Snoo hole
Spam purse
Sperm bank
Sperm purse
Spit bucket
Squeeze box (alternate name for an accordian, also a song by The Who)
Stinky pinky
Stinky orifice of Doom
Stink hole
Sugar walls
Sussy
Taco
Tang
The Winter of My Discontent
Toolbox
Tuna
Tuna cave
Twat
Tweety/Tweetybird
Vag (long g sounds like a j)
Velvet
vestial tube
Vertical bacon sandwich
Vertical smile
Verga (Spanish)
Venus cock trap
Vitamin C
Whisker biscuit
Winking eye
Winky
Wizard's sleeve
Xibiu (Brazilian Portuguese)

Vagina Y-Z
Ya-ya
Yoni (Hindi)
Ying-yang
Yum-yum
Yummy
 
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