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SD thoughts -
The HHH-Khali stuff tonight was great - it started off awesome with the wacky INDIAN BROKEN GLASS ARM WRESTLING CONTEST! graphic, and then got better as HHH, Khali, and Singh traded barbs, with HHH mocking Khali's poor English, then substituting Rungin's name with "Bunion" and "Onion", and then getting absolutely destroyed by Khali as a result of his shenanigans. Khali laid him out with THE CHOP, the vise grip, and then got a visual pinfall of sorts on him. This didn't seem to get the crowd into seeing them have a match, but it was effective at making Khali look like a threat to HHH.
The show-long stuff with La Familia didn't do anything for me, but I loved the finale to it with Edge going insane and attacking Chavo, then tipping over Vickie's wheelchair, making him the biggest face in the building until he spoke, which resulted in massive boos again.
MVP-Jeff was built up well again, with Jeff having yet another great match this week, this time with Shelton. Both guys have been on a roll over the past few weeks, and Jeff once again added some new offense, as did Shelton, who used a shoulder-mount running powerslam, something I don't recall him doing before. MVP breaking it up with the step-up kick to the chops was great, as was him teasing giving Jeff some of his bling as a calling card, only to keep it for himself.
The divas opener was an amusing little deal, with Victoria's gymnastics and J.R. rattling off the logic flaws behind having Maria, of Greek heritage, represent skiing for the SUMMER OLYMPICS. Cherry's shadow boxing was pretty funny as well, and Natalya's look improved a great deal with the equestrian getup she was sporting.
THE!~ Brian Kendrick vs. Crazy was a fun match that saw Crazy get in way more offense than I expected. I thought he was traded to ECW in the supplemental draft, which would make sense given his shirt, but on commentary, it was sold that he was on SD and Crazy either didn't get the e-mail, or wore the ECW shirt because it was the only clean one he had - a funny line there, although it's a bit odd to trade a guy up from ECW to SD like they seemingly did.
All in all, I'd say this was a good show, although it was a largely uneventful one, and had some really long boring stretches to it. Still, it effectively built up some PPV matches, and finally did something to make people care about HHH-Khali.
Quotes -
SD thoughts -
The HHH-Khali stuff tonight was great - it started off awesome with the wacky INDIAN BROKEN GLASS ARM WRESTLING CONTEST! graphic, and then got better as HHH, Khali, and Singh traded barbs, with HHH mocking Khali's poor English, then substituting Rungin's name with "Bunion" and "Onion", and then getting absolutely destroyed by Khali as a result of his shenanigans. Khali laid him out with THE CHOP, the vise grip, and then got a visual pinfall of sorts on him. This didn't seem to get the crowd into seeing them have a match, but it was effective at making Khali look like a threat to HHH.
The show-long stuff with La Familia didn't do anything for me, but I loved the finale to it with Edge going insane and attacking Chavo, then tipping over Vickie's wheelchair, making him the biggest face in the building until he spoke, which resulted in massive boos again.
MVP-Jeff was built up well again, with Jeff having yet another great match this week, this time with Shelton. Both guys have been on a roll over the past few weeks, and Jeff once again added some new offense, as did Shelton, who used a shoulder-mount running powerslam, something I don't recall him doing before. MVP breaking it up with the step-up kick to the chops was great, as was him teasing giving Jeff some of his bling as a calling card, only to keep it for himself.
The divas opener was an amusing little deal, with Victoria's gymnastics and J.R. rattling off the logic flaws behind having Maria, of Greek heritage, represent skiing for the SUMMER OLYMPICS. Cherry's shadow boxing was pretty funny as well, and Natalya's look improved a great deal with the equestrian getup she was sporting.
THE!~ Brian Kendrick vs. Crazy was a fun match that saw Crazy get in way more offense than I expected. I thought he was traded to ECW in the supplemental draft, which would make sense given his shirt, but on commentary, it was sold that he was on SD and Crazy either didn't get the e-mail, or wore the ECW shirt because it was the only clean one he had - a funny line there, although it's a bit odd to trade a guy up from ECW to SD like they seemingly did.
All in all, I'd say this was a good show, although it was a largely uneventful one, and had some really long boring stretches to it. Still, it effectively built up some PPV matches, and finally did something to make people care about HHH-Khali.
Quotes -
J.R. - Cherry in...pink and black boxing attire.
J.R. - This is a conundrum - Maria’s ancestors are from Greece, Maria’s dressed as a snow skier…for the SUMMER OLYMPICS!
J.R. - Natalya by nature, but naughty by choice.
J.R. - It’s my favorite Asian redneck, Jimmy Wang Yang!
J.R. - Yang channeling Ricky Steamboat with that arm drag.
J.R. - Yang’s got some hops - no doubt about it.
Tazz - Zack Ryder with the ground and pound…
MVP - Jeff Hardy is, was, and always will be his own worst enemy. I just have to be better than you, Jeff Hardy, and everyone else.
J.R. - Charles Robinson was injured a few weeks ago by Khali - he’s back tonight.
J.R. - The strange enigma known as Jeff Hardy, with multi-colored hair and yes, the popularity, has a diverse personality.
Crowd - LET’S GO HARD-DY! LET’S GO HAR-DY!
Hawkins - I can’t find Zach!
Vickie - Did you check catering!?
Tazz - Standing ovation for the King of Kings!
Singh - Before we get this broken glass arm wrestling challenge under way, the Great Khali has something he’d like to say…
Khali - TLIPLE H! WWE SMACKDOWN CHAMPION! GREAT KHALI!
HHH - That’s a really good point… I…honestly, I have no idea what he said.
Singh - The Great Khlai says that you should get out while you can - while you’re WWE Champion. Khali doesn’t care that you’ve beaten some of the best, like the Rock, Big Show, and even Cena. You’ve never gone one-on-one with the Punjabi Nightmare, the Great Khali.
HHH - That’s what I thought he said. What’s your name? Bunyan?
Singh - RUNJIN!
HHH - Find a lamp and rub the side of it until he goes back inside, then cork it. You’re right, I’ve never been in the ring with Khali, but he’s never been in the ring with THE GAME. And normally, I’m one of those guys who formulates a plan and doesn’t tell anyone and then does it, but today, I’m gonna let you know what I’m gonna do. I’m gonna take those two wrinkled up Slim Jims he calls legs, I’m gonna break them, and then, I’m gonna beat him. And here’s the thing, Onion, there’s not a damn thing you or the Jolly Genie can do about it. You can tell Khali if he’s not down with that, I’ve got two words for him (crowd chants SUCK IT)
J.R. - Let’s take another look at the amazing story of R-Truth.
Kozlov - I am undefeated - I DEMAND BETTER COMPETITION!
J.R. - I want to thank all the fans in the WWE Universe, especially the males, because SmackDown was the most-watched show on all of network TV among males.
Tazz - I’ve got a huge male following, so if I stick around, that’ll only rise.
Tazz - I’m a huge fan of THE Brian Kendrick.
J.R. - And that’s coming from THE TAZZ!
Kendrick - If knowledge is power, then I’m the strongest man in WWE! And I have an advisor - Ezekiel Jackson!
J.R. - Nice dropkick from THE Brian Kendrick on THE chin of Crazy.
J.R. - Camel clutch from THE Brian Kendrick - where’s the Iron Sheik when you need him?
Tazz - Crazy’s like a bumble bee and Kendrick’s like a gnat. Buzz, buzz buzz!
J.R. - I like the sound effects.
(with Crazy in an ECW shirt)Tazz - I guess Crazy didn’t get the e-mal that he was traded from ECW to SmackDown.
J.R. - Maybe it was his only clean shirt.
Tazz - Boy, is this THE Brian Kendrick cocky or what?
J.R. - He’s a little Loose Cannon-ish.
Edge - COME ON UNDERTAKER, USE YOUR SUPERNATURAL POWERS! STRIKE ME WITH LIGHTNING, PLEASE! MAKE THE LIGHTS GO OUT, UNDERTAKER! COME ON, DEAD MAN! (after Edge conchairtos Chavo and tips over Vickie’s wheelchair) IS IT FINALLY DAWNING ON YOU!? THAT YOU SHOULDN’T FEAR THE UNDERTAKER, THAT YOU SHOULD FEAR ME! YOU WANT TO PUT ME IN A CELL LIKE IT’S SOME SORT OF PUNISHMENT!? MICK WAS RIGHT, THIS IS THE EDGE THAT NEEDS TO STEP INTO THE RING WITH THE UNDERTAKER. HE WANTS TO TAKE ME DOWN, WELL, I’M GONNA TAKE THE UNDERTAKER DOWN TO HELL WITH ME! I’M GONNA TAKE THE ENTIRE FAMILY WITH ME! AND VICKIE! MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE, I’M GONNA TAKE YOU DOWN TO HELL WITH ME!
J.R. - This is a conundrum - Maria’s ancestors are from Greece, Maria’s dressed as a snow skier…for the SUMMER OLYMPICS!
J.R. - Natalya by nature, but naughty by choice.
J.R. - It’s my favorite Asian redneck, Jimmy Wang Yang!
J.R. - Yang channeling Ricky Steamboat with that arm drag.
J.R. - Yang’s got some hops - no doubt about it.
Tazz - Zack Ryder with the ground and pound…
MVP - Jeff Hardy is, was, and always will be his own worst enemy. I just have to be better than you, Jeff Hardy, and everyone else.
J.R. - Charles Robinson was injured a few weeks ago by Khali - he’s back tonight.
J.R. - The strange enigma known as Jeff Hardy, with multi-colored hair and yes, the popularity, has a diverse personality.
Crowd - LET’S GO HARD-DY! LET’S GO HAR-DY!
Hawkins - I can’t find Zach!
Vickie - Did you check catering!?
Tazz - Standing ovation for the King of Kings!
Singh - Before we get this broken glass arm wrestling challenge under way, the Great Khali has something he’d like to say…
Khali - TLIPLE H! WWE SMACKDOWN CHAMPION! GREAT KHALI!
HHH - That’s a really good point… I…honestly, I have no idea what he said.
Singh - The Great Khlai says that you should get out while you can - while you’re WWE Champion. Khali doesn’t care that you’ve beaten some of the best, like the Rock, Big Show, and even Cena. You’ve never gone one-on-one with the Punjabi Nightmare, the Great Khali.
HHH - That’s what I thought he said. What’s your name? Bunyan?
Singh - RUNJIN!
HHH - Find a lamp and rub the side of it until he goes back inside, then cork it. You’re right, I’ve never been in the ring with Khali, but he’s never been in the ring with THE GAME. And normally, I’m one of those guys who formulates a plan and doesn’t tell anyone and then does it, but today, I’m gonna let you know what I’m gonna do. I’m gonna take those two wrinkled up Slim Jims he calls legs, I’m gonna break them, and then, I’m gonna beat him. And here’s the thing, Onion, there’s not a damn thing you or the Jolly Genie can do about it. You can tell Khali if he’s not down with that, I’ve got two words for him (crowd chants SUCK IT)
J.R. - Let’s take another look at the amazing story of R-Truth.
Kozlov - I am undefeated - I DEMAND BETTER COMPETITION!
J.R. - I want to thank all the fans in the WWE Universe, especially the males, because SmackDown was the most-watched show on all of network TV among males.
Tazz - I’ve got a huge male following, so if I stick around, that’ll only rise.
Tazz - I’m a huge fan of THE Brian Kendrick.
J.R. - And that’s coming from THE TAZZ!
Kendrick - If knowledge is power, then I’m the strongest man in WWE! And I have an advisor - Ezekiel Jackson!
J.R. - Nice dropkick from THE Brian Kendrick on THE chin of Crazy.
J.R. - Camel clutch from THE Brian Kendrick - where’s the Iron Sheik when you need him?
Tazz - Crazy’s like a bumble bee and Kendrick’s like a gnat. Buzz, buzz buzz!
J.R. - I like the sound effects.
(with Crazy in an ECW shirt)Tazz - I guess Crazy didn’t get the e-mal that he was traded from ECW to SmackDown.
J.R. - Maybe it was his only clean shirt.
Tazz - Boy, is this THE Brian Kendrick cocky or what?
J.R. - He’s a little Loose Cannon-ish.
Edge - COME ON UNDERTAKER, USE YOUR SUPERNATURAL POWERS! STRIKE ME WITH LIGHTNING, PLEASE! MAKE THE LIGHTS GO OUT, UNDERTAKER! COME ON, DEAD MAN! (after Edge conchairtos Chavo and tips over Vickie’s wheelchair) IS IT FINALLY DAWNING ON YOU!? THAT YOU SHOULDN’T FEAR THE UNDERTAKER, THAT YOU SHOULD FEAR ME! YOU WANT TO PUT ME IN A CELL LIKE IT’S SOME SORT OF PUNISHMENT!? MICK WAS RIGHT, THIS IS THE EDGE THAT NEEDS TO STEP INTO THE RING WITH THE UNDERTAKER. HE WANTS TO TAKE ME DOWN, WELL, I’M GONNA TAKE THE UNDERTAKER DOWN TO HELL WITH ME! I’M GONNA TAKE THE ENTIRE FAMILY WITH ME! AND VICKIE! MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE, I’M GONNA TAKE YOU DOWN TO HELL WITH ME!
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