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Betty White >>> Buzz Lightyear

That said, though, I came here specifically to comment on how much I love Raw's new white ring ropes.

...yep.
 
I'm wondering if they're permanent. I understood them using those ropes in London. Not so much last week. Raw should be red, and white should be used only for major PPVs like Wrestlemania, SummerSlam, and the Rumble.
 
fucking hell

edit: this will really help get orton over as a face though, once he rkos vickie areneas will go apeshit
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']Maybe they can shoe horn Mark Henry into next week's expected comedy skits with Buzz.[/QUOTE]

:rofl:

Well I did get the Mark Henry part of the comedy skits right... except it happened tonight.
 
Horrible Meatloaf segment.

Horrible Vickie.

Horrible Flava Flav.

Horrible RAW.

At least this will hopefully get Vickie off of Smackdown and away from Teddy Long.
 
[quote name='BoSoxFan900']:rofl: I love how much heat Vickie draws[/QUOTE]

Aside from a few times when Jericho and/or maybe The Miz get going, she is literally the most hated person in the WWE. Now I'd rather still have Eddie around, but really, if there's an afterlife, he must laugh his ass off every time he sees her roll out and just piss off thousands of people.
 
Show opened with an awesome Orton-Edge recap that filled in all the blanks in the Cutting Edge last week by showing the stuff that Edge merely talked about. Then Meatloaf came out and just killed the show. Every word he said seemed to go on forever, and I couldn't wait for him to just get off my TV. The arena crowd wanted Orton to RKO him, he thankfully did, then Edge came out and announced that Vickie is the new GM of Raw and she came out to NUCLEAR heat. I loved this. It had a good start, bad middle, but an awesome end.

Jericho-DH was short, but good. Mizicho gets a tag title shot, and I'm torn with that, because the Harts look like jobbers if they lose, but Mizicho is a much better team. I'd have the Harts win this one to give them credibility, and then have Mizicho win at the next PPV. That would be the best possible solution.

Flav gave Truth a rub, kind of. The Colons being a team again is better for them both, and I liked having Ted pay them off. Maryse's MMA training video was hilarious, while Eve's hype video was good minus the ungodly bad music used for it. Edge's meeting with Batista in burglar gear was awesome. I'm going to miss Big Dave's wacky attire.

Ryder-Bourne was a nice little showcase for Bourne, but man does it suck to be Ryder, who is so low on the totem pole that even Bourne can beat him with ease. Gail and Bourne could do something to get Bourne over more, but Gail isn't that over herself, so I'm not sure how well that'll work.

Cena's I quit match announcement was fine, but the best part of this whole deal was Mark Henry coming out and lightly shoving Batista leading to him overselling it to an absurd degree. God, I'm gonna miss this heel Batista when he's gone. Miz-Kidd was way too short given the talent involved. I think Bourne's match might've actually gone longer, but I dug the post-match Hart announcement. Other than someone yelling out "OWEN" during it, the announcement of Bret being Miz's opponent couldn't have gone better. The fans went crazy just thinking about it, and I'd rather see Miz vs. Bret as Bret's final match since it'll likely go far better than Bret vs. Vince did.

JoMo, Yoshi, Goldust, and Santino was quite the bizarre sight, especially with Santino's trumpet motion in slow mo. Then I saw them against THE ENTIRE NXT roster and it got even more weird. Goldust-Wade was great, and continued Goldust's streak of having far better matches past his prime than he ever did during it. Gabriel-Tatsu was going well until Otunga tagged himself in...after botching it once. I feared a Danielson job when he tagged in, but he wound up WINNING ON RAW and getting a big celebration for it. While this didn't quite have the impact of his first pinfall win being against Miz on PPV, at least it gives the pros a kayfabe reason to vote for him after not only being on a losing streak in the ring, but also on the competitions. Plus, he's THE KING OF THE SMALL PACKAGE in WWE.

Regal's rap was glorious. I could watch him in comedy skits for an eternity. The rest of the skit was just kinda there, but that man can make anything hilarious. Then Batista came down and sat in a chair in the most awesome way possible before beating Henry in the shoulder with it. Batista's version of...something kinda resembling a version of the crossface was better than his version of the ankle lock. Definitely a smart move to set up him having a submission move to beat Cena with in the I quit match, and the chair beating got over the brutality of the match's stip.

Cena-Sheamus and Bret-Miz for next week's commercial-free show will have me matching. They really didn't do much to get over the commercial-free part of the show, which surprises me. It feels kinda rushed, much like the jump to the show having a GM without even a hint of that happening before. Ted being revealed as Edge's partner was a bit of a letdown, but made sense given the history with Orton and with him having a trust fund with pretty wacky stips attached to it - he can get it when he turns 30, okay, plausible, OR WHEN HE HAS HIS FIRST MANIA MATCH. But he's apparently already using it to buy off folks. WHAT!? Oh well, at least it gives him a reason to be a sporadic TV main eventer until he gets better and becomes a more complete package. The match itself was really good, and not just due to Edge, but Ted was able to hang with Orton. The guy's definitely a good hand in the ring - not as good as his father was at any point in his career that I've seen (Mid-South, All Japan, and WWF), but he is a smooth worker. I loved Truth's involvement in the finish - it makes the Truth-Ted deal seem bigger, and seemed to signal a bit of increase in push for Truth. The post-match deal was kinda strange. Orton scares her into resigning...okay, that makes Orton seem very intimidating, but damn it, I was looking forward to more of Vickie on Raw.

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Parental Guidance suggests that this man is AWESOME
























DANIELSON WINS! DANIELSON WINS!




Quotes -
Orton - Edge! Would you like to know why I didn’t accept your offer last week? It’s because I know you. You don’t want to team with me, you want to keep me under control because you see me as a threat, AND YOU SHOULD!
Lawler - IT’S MEATLOAF!
Load - RANDY ORTON! YOU ARE THE MAN! RANDY ORTON! RANDY ORTON! RANDY ORTON! I had to come out here and see you, cuz I got a new album coming out tomorrow called Hang Cool, Teddy Bear, and I have a song that needs to be your new theme song - WRITTEN BY JON BON JOVI! In 1995, you were 15 in St. Louis, and this is what you were doing!? Wanna hear the song?
Orton - Why not? Hum me a few bars.
Loaf - JUST FOR YOU, I’LL DO THE WHOLE SONG!
Crowd - RKO! RKO! RKO!
Loaf - THIS ALBUM ROCKS! I GOTTA DUET WITH JACK BLACK. I GOT HUGH LAURIE! HANG COOL, TEDDY BEAR - THINK ABOUT THAT! HE’S GONNA DO IT! (gets RKOed)
Lawler - HE DID IT!
Edge - Randy, I take it you don’t like celebs? RKOing Meatloaf and Wayne Brady on back-to-back weeks and attacking Seth Green last summer. I don’t like it either, so I complained to WWE Global HQ, they tweeted me back, yeah, they tweet, and they agreed with me. So form here on out, GUEST CELEBRITY HOSTS WILL HAVE NO AUTHORITY ON RAW! But that wasn’t enough for me, I needed more than that, because I think the longest running episodic TV show needs a permanent GM. Someone with experience and authority with the moxy to pull this job off. And you’ll never guess who they picked as the new permanent GM of Raw! Without further ado, I guve to you… VICKIE GUERRERO!
Vickie - EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME!
Cole - THAT’S EDGE’S EX-WIFE!
Vickie - I would like to state for the record…(crowd boos)
Edge - SHE SAID EXCUSE HER!
Lawler - She’s being drowned out, thankfully.
Vickie - DESPITE MY PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP WITH EDGE INI THE PAST, I AM HERE TONIGHT TO BE A TRUE PROFESSIONAL! RANDY, SPEAKING OF PROFESSIONALISM, YOU ATTACKING CELEBS IS SOMETHING THAT WE AT WWE DO NOT CONDONE! SO MR. ORTON, YOU WILL BE REPRIMANDED!
Orton - Vickie, why don’t you come down here and reprimand me to my face!?
Edge - THAT’S WHAT VICKIE’S TALKING ABOUT - YOU’RE A BULLY. BUT TONIGHT, YOU’RE GONNA BE BULLIED. Tell him, Vickie!
Vickie - Mr. Orton, EXCUSE ME! Tonight, you will take on Edge and a partner of h is choice in a handicap match!
Edge - YOU’RE GONNA SEE HOW I DEAL WITH THREATS, AND THAT’S A PROMISE!
Cole - Vickie is the Pepper Potts of Raw!
Lawler - Wow, an Iron Man reference.
Lawler - If Kidd loses this week, he’s gonna have to defend the US title against a Hart family member next week.
Cole - It’s Miz.
Lawler - I almost had it right.
Cole - AND RAW IS IN TORONTO NEXT WEEK!
Cole - NINE DAYS BEFORE THEIR MATCH AT OVER THE LIMIT, IT’S REY VERSUS PUNK ON SMACKDOWN!
Truth - WHAT’S UP!?
Flav - WHAT’S UP!? YEAH BOY!
Truth - WHAT’S UP!/
Flav - YEAH BOY!
Flav - I’M THE BRAND-NEW CRYPT KEEPER!
Flav - OH MAN, THEY BROKE MY MAN’S BACK RIGHT ABOUT NOW!
Cole - It’s Ted DiBiase!
King - That look like a payoff to you?
Cole - WELL IT’S NOT A GREETING CARD!
Zack - The last great moment this arena has before they blow it up is Zack Ryder’s first win on Raw!
Cena - It’s a special occasion tonight. I want to take this moment to thank Sheamus, because of his outburst, he gave me an entire week to think about the type of match I’d like to have with Batista at Over the Limit. Maybe Dave was right - the win was intellectual, it didn’t require brute force. I thought it was creative, but some saw it as a way to take the easy way out. I’ve been called many things, but I AM NOT A COWARD! So tonight, I will prove it, I stand before you in a position of great advantage, I can choose any match. I can force him to wear a blindfold, be handcuffed, or hop on one leg - that would be the act of a coward. But this match will have no easy way out - it’ll be fair and competitive, but brutal. This will be the last time I face Batista for the WWE Championship, if he wins, I’m going on record and saying that I forfeit my rematch clause. That being said, there’s only one match the two of us can have - in two weeks, at Over the Limit, with the WWE Championship on the line, I will face Batista IN AN I QUIT MATCH! So Batista, if you want to shut me up, and see me go, all ya gotta do is make me say two words. It’s funny, I owe all this to Sheamus. If he didn’t kick me in the head, I’d have rushed and made another match. My match with him isn’t in two weeks, and I’d like to thank Sheamus, so let’s get that human jar of mayo out here so I can thank him in person. I guess he’s not gonna come out…(Sheamus comes out)
Sheamus - You wanna attack me, fella? I don’t think you’ve thought this through, cuz if I go to that ring, I guarantee I’ll leave you in no condition to beat Batista in an I Quit match. These people know and you do too! So I’ll ask you again, do you really want me to come down there?
Cena - Ya know, I’ve heard what you said, and… I’LL TAKE MY CHANCES!
Sheamus - You’re a foolish man, cuz that decision just cost ya yer WWE Championship!
Cole - THIS IS THE MAN THAT TOOK HHH OUT OF ACTION!
Cole - ROLL THROUGH BY KIDD, SHADES OF THE LATE, GREAT OWEN HART!
King - If I was Miz, I’d want to face Kidd.
Cole - Why? HE LOST TO HIM!
Miz - Kidd, I DECIDE! So next week in your home country of Canada, I’m NOT gonna face, or you BABY BULLDOG. ARF ARF! Natalya, oh sweet innocent Natalya…as much as want to get in the ring with me and wrestle around, keep dreaming sweetheart! No, next week, LIVE ON MONDAY NIGHT RAW, COMMERCIAL-FREE, I WILL DEFEND MY U.S. TITLE AGAINST…
Fan - OWEN!
Crowd - WE WANT BRET! WE WANT BRET! WE WANT BRET!
Miz - BRET “THE HITMAN” HART!
Cole - CAN THAT HAPPEN!?
Josh - Any thoughts on facing Mark Henry?
Batista - Mark Henry? Did you hear about my match with Cena? I’m not gonna make Cena say I Quit, I’M GONNA MAKE HIM SCREAM I QUIT. Don’t believe me? Watch what I do to Mark Henry!
Cole - BYRAN’S O FOR EVERYTHING…AND DANIEL BRYAN WON!? IT’S HIS FIRST WWE WIN, AND IT’S ON RAW!
(to Kozlov)Flav - SPEAK SOME ENGLISH!
Santino - I’m trying to explain to Vladimir that we’d be a good tag team.
Kozlov - HE ALWAYS LOSES!
Regal - Vladimir, pay no attention to this fool.
Regal - My man Flav. You have no talent. Anyone can rap.
Kovlov - Bust a move.
Regal - If you insist. Straight out of Blackpool, I’m William Regal. They shouldn’t be legal. I’m refined, you’re crude and crass. I’ll keep you grounded, like volcanic ash. Like British Parliament, I’m hung!
Flav - That was scary. YEEEAHHHH BOOOYYYYYYY!
Cole - VINTAGE REGAL!
King - I think Cena felt Batista coming from behind.
(after Batista destroys Henry with a chair and a crossface)Cole - THAT BEATING IS COMPLETELY LEGAL IN AN I QUIT MATCH!
Cole - Next week, Bret Hart can win his fifth United States championship against the Miz!
Lawler - Ted will get his trust fund when he either turns 30 or has his first WrestleMania match!
Sign - I HOPE THE VIRGIL POSITION IS OPEN!
(to Orton)Vickie - DON’T’ DO IT! EDGE! EDGE! DON’T DO IT, OR YOU’RE… I’M WARNING YOU! I’M WARNING YOU! DON’T, OR YOU’RE…. NO! D, Do, DON’T AAAHHHHHHHHHH I RESIGN! I RESIGN!
 
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[quote name='Halo05']Aside from a few times when Jericho and/or maybe The Miz get going, she is literally the most hated person in the WWE. Now I'd rather still have Eddie around, but really, if there's an afterlife, he must laugh his ass off every time he sees her roll out and just piss off thousands of people.[/QUOTE]

Vickie draws mad heat. People just love to boo her. As much as some say they can't stand her I guarantee just about every heel on the roster would trade their reaction for hers in a heartbeat.
 
RAW sucked last! Just more of the same with terrible Flava Flav segments and now the obnoxious Vickie Guerrero is the GM of RAW! I'm glad they have a GM again, it's just a shame that it's Vickie and not someone better, like I dunno Jim freakin Ross!
 
I didn't hate Raw as much as others did, but it was enough that I didn't feel bad about being unable to put a trip to the show together yesterday.

That Batista clip is awesome.
 
Ha, I was just about to post a .gif of that, too.

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Mark Henry has Force Push, confirmed.
 
I'm not gonna lie...that "rap" Regal did is ten times better than anything Flava Flav has done in the past ten years.
 
Cena has a Twitter account now. Only a few things posted, but holy fuck at the number of followers. It's even funnier that he's tweeting in character. :lol:

Justin Wong sent him a message, too.
JWonggg

@WWEJCena hey do you play super street fighter 4?
17 minutes ago via web
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Can Cena overcome the odds at EVO this year?!

Also, an update on McIntyre...
WWE creative team members have no idea where the current Drew McIntyre "fired" story line is headed, and many of them have no idea why it even began.

It was even thought that McIntyre may have failed a drug test and the angle was a way to write him off TV as he serves a suspension, however he did work the recent tour of Mexico which would seem to disprove any drug test failure hypothesis.

Several creative team members have been speculating that the angle might culminate in the return of the Mr. McMahon character, as the idea would be that McMahon comes back to TV to reinstate his "chosen one" and possibly fire Teddy Long for firing McIntyre. It should be noted that McIntyre and Taryn Terrell, aka Tiffany in WWE, recently got married, and WWE doesn't seem to have any plans of splitting them up on the road, so it's unlikely that Drew will head to Raw if Tiffany doesn't go with him.
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[quote name='diddy310']nxt elimination spoiler

michael tarver, daniel bryan and skip sheffield are all eliminated.
[/quote]

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat???
 
My thoughts on that spoiler

They could always have him cost The Miz his match with Bret Hart, or have Hart pass the match onto Danielson somehow, there was the rumor of Hart being the Smackdown GM earlier this year, maybe they are shifting it to Raw.
 
[quote name='diddy310']NXT elimination spoiler

Michael Tarver, Daniel Bryan and Skip Sheffield are all eliminated.
[/QUOTE]

WWE is criminally insane.
 
You guys do know that Bryan Danielson already HAS a WWE contract?

He signed a contract last year and by his choice he wanted to start out in developmental over at FCW. The WWE may do some stupid things, but they realize that Danielson is an indie darling and a damn good wrestler to boot. They will have something for him, sooner rather than later.

I see Wade Barret winning the NXT competition though.
 
[quote name='JJSP']Daniel Bryan cut a promo saying that Daniel Bryan might be dead, but Bryan Danielson is just getting started.[/QUOTE]

That was pretty interesting how they differentiated the personas. I wonder where they'll go with that.
 
I think they realized that Bryan was lightyears ahead of the other NXT rookies and they're ditching the losing streak. I hope to God he slaps the Cattle Mutilation on Miz (or better, Cole).
 
After reading the Danielson promo, it sounds awesome. "Daniel Bryan never wrestled on the independent scene, but I know another guy who used to kick people's heads in and beat the crap out of other wrestlers. His name is Bryan Danielson. Daniel Bryan is dead. He can't even beat Rookies."

Can't wait to see how Bryan does as himself. Impressed that WWE recognized how over he was and how talented he really is.
 
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