"The Bad Guy" Razor Ramon: Wrestling Thread
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What a way to shit on Virgil....
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....so wade guy was whooping dude's ass....and then out the blue cena just went ahead and applied his finisher
....come on!
....come on!
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You just summed up nearly every Cena match.
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Wow, tonight's TNA might have been the straw that broke the camel's back for me. That was beyond terrible. First from the terrible way they went about the "major" announcement, of them moving to Thursday, which they didn't even try to incorporate into some sort of storyline, etc., merely just saying that they were doing what fans wanted. Which begs the question: why would they have moved to Mondays in the first place if that was against fans' wishes? From there it went into a 30+ minutes geriatric brawl segment, where Savior Hogan magically shows up, with smoke machine effects to boot, and manages to clear the entire arena. Literally, I think pretty much everyone knew at that point to pack their bags and leave. So about 40+ minutes without any matches, fine. Then I hardly remember anything as it was quite bland, though somehow hearing Tazz wish his son happy birthday was amusing. Oh, The Beautiful People won, yawn, expected, but they are super hot so it sort of evens it out and makes up for. Tara's leaving; I'm very sad at this. What a shitty way to leave. Awesome job there TNA. The final thing I remember, which will scar me for life when I watch wrestling, especially TNA wrestling, was seeing the OZONE segment with Orlando JOrdan. That was beyond creepy. IT was fun watching Twitter light up when he came on with people saying how awful it was and saying o.k., TNA's given us our cue to switch to Raw. TNA, if you want to listen to your fans, then please, bring back Awesome Kong/Tara and fire Orlando Jordan immediately. Tonight's show was terrible. I think I switched back to see when the OZONE madness would end, and saw that the RVD/Wolfe (I think that was wolfe) match, which should have bene solid, lasted like 3 minutes and from what I saw was terrible (Wolfe on his back waiting for RVD to set up was ridiculous) .
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Wait. You wanted a storyline for them moving back to Thursday next week?
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[quote name='strongpimphand']John Cena 1/2 Brotha sign is cracking me up[/QUOTE]
That was great to see when I switched to Raw for a bit.
That was great to see when I switched to Raw for a bit.
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[quote name='Brak']Wait. You wanted a storyline for them moving back to Thursday next week?[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I know, asking for a lot.
It just felt like such a slap in the face at this point. I hope TNA was .3 tonight and they fire Flair, Foley, Hogan, Bischoff, Nash, Orlando Jordan, etc., rebrand themselves, and find some talent (creative, i.e. Heyman or some fresh blood) that will be able to do something with the show. Otherwise, mark my words, TNA's getting canceled sooner rather than later. At this point I just don't understand how Spike can keep throwing money away at a wasteful proposition like TNA. They should find some way to bring ROH - i.e. create another ROH show for Spike, etc. - instead of the crap we're getting now. I've seen ROH and it's incredible. The plotlines are thought out, the characters are unique and entertaining, and there is actual wrestling. Not 5 minute-or-less wrestling, but actual wrestling, and their show lasts only an hour and they manage to do all this (tends to be 4 matches).
P.S. If the English in my posts is coming across strangely, it's because I'm not working from any of my usual computers and instead off a busted computer elsewhere.
Yeah, I know, asking for a lot.
It just felt like such a slap in the face at this point. I hope TNA was .3 tonight and they fire Flair, Foley, Hogan, Bischoff, Nash, Orlando Jordan, etc., rebrand themselves, and find some talent (creative, i.e. Heyman or some fresh blood) that will be able to do something with the show. Otherwise, mark my words, TNA's getting canceled sooner rather than later. At this point I just don't understand how Spike can keep throwing money away at a wasteful proposition like TNA. They should find some way to bring ROH - i.e. create another ROH show for Spike, etc. - instead of the crap we're getting now. I've seen ROH and it's incredible. The plotlines are thought out, the characters are unique and entertaining, and there is actual wrestling. Not 5 minute-or-less wrestling, but actual wrestling, and their show lasts only an hour and they manage to do all this (tends to be 4 matches).P.S. If the English in my posts is coming across strangely, it's because I'm not working from any of my usual computers and instead off a busted computer elsewhere.
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I think the US Title has became the European championship of 2010....
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You know I love the silent deadly version of Randy Orton that we got tonight. Orton/Edge at whatever the next PPV is should be epic.
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God, what a coat hanger abortion of a show Impact was. Early on, they state that they're going "back home " (to FSN? Saturdays?), nope, back to Thursdays. Okay, the Monday experiment failed - do they go out with a bang? Or at least a show that proves that TNA has learned from their mistakes? Nope, we get a 
ing '07-riffic Impact with a thousand things going on that make no ing sense whatsoever. Lethal comes out as Flair to begin the show, so the first thing that people see is a guy doing a Flair impersonation. It's not quite beginning a show with EY as the Pied Piper of TNA doing his dance with the mentally challenged, but still doesn't speak highly of TNA when they begin the show with an impersonation. At least Lethal did a pretty good Flair, and when Flair came out, he marked out HUGE. I did honestly have chills when Lethal said that his mother had tears in her eyes seeing her son in there with the man. That move right there rehabbed Flair, who has looked like a total joke for months in TNA.
Then Hogan came out and guys bounced around for his one punch. Every time I see him out there, it reminds me of Dusty on a 24/7 roundtable saying that he hopes his opponents now just run into his elbow a whole bunch. The guy has absolutely nothing left physically, and it's sad to see him attempt to do anything. So the faces run wild on the heels, who were outnumbered, but still heels somehow.
Other stupid shit on the show that bugged me. Anderson was shown backstage beating up Pope, dressed as either a 6th grade play's rendition of Moses, or an alter boy. Turned out to be an alter boy. He rambled on forever, Jeff Hardy came out, beat him up, revealed Kennedy's tights that said "TALK INTO..." on the ass, and then Jeff proceeded to talk into Kennedy's ass and challenge Kennedy at Sacrifice, then accept the challenge on his behalf by impersonating his voice. Hey, if it's good enough for a 2000 WWF angle, it's good enough for TNA in 2010.
OJ did his O Zone deal and revealed a Rob Terry cardboard cutout with frilly trunks. OJ mentioned Rob's bulges, then checked out the package of the cardboard cutout. This deal went about 2 minutes but felt like 2 hours, but at least led to Tenay and Taz looking and sounding disgusted by it. Then Rob Terry came out and got beat up by OJ and hit with a bird bath.
The first-ever Nigel-RVD match happened and ended in maybe three minutes. Nigel, in his first TNA World title match, got jobber intro. AJ beat Abyss in the monster's ball in about three minutes thanks to he and Flair using Chelsea as bait to lure the moronic Abyss into a position to lose. He did, and he'll face the other big loser on the show, Desmond, at the PPV in a Chelsea vs. Ring match.
A MYSTERIOUS MAN WEARING A T-SHIRT AND JEANS WHO CARRIES A GUITAR AND HAS A SOUTHERN ACCENT was beaten up by Sting before the break. Mike Tenay, PI informed us that it was in fact Jeff Jarrett. Sting and Hulk Hogan came out to renew their rivalry from over a decade ago. Sting brought that up, and also mentioned Hogan's WWF run in the '80s. At least he also brought up that TNA is what made him tick now - it made the company look better than Hogan did earlier by saying that all the big fish are finally coming to TNA, which sure buried every pre-Hogan/Bischoff guy nicely. Sting held the bat up to Hogan's throat, Jarrett came out, Hogan held him back. Kinda. And the show ended. I have no idea why it ended there, but it did, and it wasn't much of a cliffhanger. Hell of a way to start the TNA HOMECOMING on Thursday night. At least Joe was put over like a motherer tonight, so the show wasn't a complete waste.
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Taz and Tenay sum the show up nicely.
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ing '07-riffic Impact with a thousand things going on that make no ing sense whatsoever. Lethal comes out as Flair to begin the show, so the first thing that people see is a guy doing a Flair impersonation. It's not quite beginning a show with EY as the Pied Piper of TNA doing his dance with the mentally challenged, but still doesn't speak highly of TNA when they begin the show with an impersonation. At least Lethal did a pretty good Flair, and when Flair came out, he marked out HUGE. I did honestly have chills when Lethal said that his mother had tears in her eyes seeing her son in there with the man. That move right there rehabbed Flair, who has looked like a total joke for months in TNA. Then Hogan came out and guys bounced around for his one punch. Every time I see him out there, it reminds me of Dusty on a 24/7 roundtable saying that he hopes his opponents now just run into his elbow a whole bunch. The guy has absolutely nothing left physically, and it's sad to see him attempt to do anything. So the faces run wild on the heels, who were outnumbered, but still heels somehow.
Other stupid shit on the show that bugged me. Anderson was shown backstage beating up Pope, dressed as either a 6th grade play's rendition of Moses, or an alter boy. Turned out to be an alter boy. He rambled on forever, Jeff Hardy came out, beat him up, revealed Kennedy's tights that said "TALK INTO..." on the ass, and then Jeff proceeded to talk into Kennedy's ass and challenge Kennedy at Sacrifice, then accept the challenge on his behalf by impersonating his voice. Hey, if it's good enough for a 2000 WWF angle, it's good enough for TNA in 2010.
OJ did his O Zone deal and revealed a Rob Terry cardboard cutout with frilly trunks. OJ mentioned Rob's bulges, then checked out the package of the cardboard cutout. This deal went about 2 minutes but felt like 2 hours, but at least led to Tenay and Taz looking and sounding disgusted by it. Then Rob Terry came out and got beat up by OJ and hit with a bird bath.
The first-ever Nigel-RVD match happened and ended in maybe three minutes. Nigel, in his first TNA World title match, got jobber intro. AJ beat Abyss in the monster's ball in about three minutes thanks to he and Flair using Chelsea as bait to lure the moronic Abyss into a position to lose. He did, and he'll face the other big loser on the show, Desmond, at the PPV in a Chelsea vs. Ring match.
A MYSTERIOUS MAN WEARING A T-SHIRT AND JEANS WHO CARRIES A GUITAR AND HAS A SOUTHERN ACCENT was beaten up by Sting before the break. Mike Tenay, PI informed us that it was in fact Jeff Jarrett. Sting and Hulk Hogan came out to renew their rivalry from over a decade ago. Sting brought that up, and also mentioned Hogan's WWF run in the '80s. At least he also brought up that TNA is what made him tick now - it made the company look better than Hogan did earlier by saying that all the big fish are finally coming to TNA, which sure buried every pre-Hogan/Bischoff guy nicely. Sting held the bat up to Hogan's throat, Jarrett came out, Hogan held him back. Kinda. And the show ended. I have no idea why it ended there, but it did, and it wasn't much of a cliffhanger. Hell of a way to start the TNA HOMECOMING on Thursday night. At least Joe was put over like a mother
er tonight, so the show wasn't a complete waste.Screens -
Taz and Tenay sum the show up nicely.
Please God, terminate my contract.
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Bischoff - His plane’s gonna land in 7 minutes.
Hogan - YES, ALL THE BIG FISH ARE COMING TO THE POND!
Tenay - HOGAN-STING THE SUMMIT IS LIVE TONIGHT!
Tenay - Based on the feedback we have received, IMPACT IS MOVING BACK HOME TO THURSDAY NIGHTS ON MAY THE 13TH! Spike TV has also picked up TNA Reaction - A NEW ADDITION TO THE TNA LINEUP!
Taz - Reaction is cutting edge - IT’S DIFFERENT! I CAN’T WAIT FOR TNA THURSDAYS ON SPIKE TV!
Tenay - HE KEEPS POINTING TO A RING ON HIS FINGER!
Taz - Maybe it’s his high-school graduation ring.
Lethal - WOOO! WOOO! LOOK AT WHAT’I’VE GOT! THE BIG MAN HULK HOGAN TOLD ME DON’T GO OUT THERE IN THE MIDDLE, WE’RE GONNA DO THIS AT THE END, AND I SAID BIG MAN, I CAN’T WAIT! I cannot wait because I am the 16 time, SIXTEEN, SIXTEEN, SIXTEEN TIME WORLD CHAMPION! I’m the champion, but lady, I’m not taking you home no matter what ya say. I’ve said it before - to be…SHUT UP! TO BE THE MAN YOU’VE GOT… (takes off jacket, knee drops it) TO BE THE MAN, YOU’VE GOT TO BEAT THE MAN! WOOO! LITTLE GIRLS LOOKING AT THEIR MOTHERS, AND THEY KNOW IT, YOU KNOW IT FAT BOY.
Crowd - WE WANT FALIR!
Lethal - BUT I’M RIGHT HERE.
Crowd - DOUBLE VISION!
Flair - You know where you are right now? IN THE WORLD YOU WANT TO SURVIVE IN, YOU’RE STANDING IN FRONT OF GOD RIGHT NOW!
Lethal - I’m not trying to disrespect me.
Flair - YOU ALREADY ARE! NOBODY DOES THAT TO ME! LEMME SHOW YOU WHAT YOU HAVEN’T SEEN YET!? YOU WANNA BE RIC FLAIR, YOU WANNA MAKE FUN OF ME!?
Lethal - IF THIS IS ABOUT THE RING, HERE, TAKE IT! I’M JUST MESSINGA ROUND. TAKE IT! Ric, I gotta say, from the bottom of my heart, I meant no disrespect. I just always wanted to do that. I’ve always wanted to be Ric Flair - even if it was for only 2 minutes. YOU ARE THE NATURE BOY, YOU ARE THE MAN. And Ric, as sure as we’re standing here today, I’m gonna get this footage and frame it on my wall - cuz this is the greatest moment of my life. In Elizabeth, NJ, a beautiful woman is watching TV with a tear in her eye because she knows that here little boy has made it because her boy is standing in the ring with THE Ric Flair!
Flair - Thank you for giving me back my most prized possession. BUT THAT DOESN’T DIG YOU OUT OF THE HOLE YOU’RE IN! (he slaps him) YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? I’M RIC FLAIR - I’M GOD. I’M WRESTLING. TELL YOUR MOTHER THAT THE GREATEST MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE WOUND UP BEING THE SADDEST SECOND OF YOUR LIFE! WOOO!
RVD - Instead of everyone beating up on Macho Dude, why don’t you horse’s asses come out here for a fair fight!?
Flair - IF YOU REALLY WANT MORE BROTHER, YOU’VE GOT IT!
Tenay - IT’S WILD, IT’S OUT OF CONTROL…
Taz - IT’S IMPACT! LIVE AND IN TECHNICOLOR BABY!
Hogan - HEY YO RIC FLAIR, BROTHER, I GUESS SINCE WE JUST BEAT THE MAN, I CAN QUOTE THE MAN. TNA IS THE BEST THING GOING TODAY BROTHER! WOOO! HEY FLAIR, DON’T GET ME WRONG BROTHER, I’M NOT MAD - THE TNA FANS WANT ACTION AND THAT’S WHAT WE GOT HERE. Desmond, even I don’t like ya brother, since you want action, I’m gonna put you in an action-packed match brother - DESMOND WOLFE VERSUS ROVD FOR THE TITLE - ROB VAN DAM! Flair, I’m gonna put the ex-champ AJ against ABYSS IN A MONSTER’S BALL MATCH BROTHER! AND JUST TO KEEP THINGS MOVING ALONG, YOU KNOW THAT MATCH BETWEEN BEER MONEY AND THE GUNS? WE’RE GONNA PUT 3D-THE GUNS-AND BEER MONEY IN THE RING TONIGHT TO CLEAR ALL THE AIR!
Rayne - AGAIN, WE’RE DEFENDING OUR BELTS AGAINST EVERYONE!
Williams - LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT - DUE TO TRAVEL CONDITIONS OUT OF MY CONTROL, I’VE BEEN STRIPPED OF THE X DIVISION TITLE! GRAY CLOUDS ARE SMASHING IN THE SKY, HALF OF THE WORLD IS SHUTDOWN, AND I’M THE ONE THAT’S PUNISHED!? IT’S JUST NOT RIGHT. To add insult to injury, I’m in a tag match with this crazed lunatic. Calm down, I’m just stating facts. WHILE I’VE BEEN AT HOME PULLING MY HAIR OUT, KAZARIAN, YOU’VE BEEN PARADING AROUND AS THE REAL CHAMP. WELL, YOU’RE NOT THE REAL CHAMPION UNTIL YOU BEAT ME AT SACRIFICE!
Penzer - Moore and Neal - Ink Inc.
Tenay - Ink Inc. has been granted a tag title match at Sacrifice!
Taz - Get a chair - my neck’s hurting from looking at you.
Morgan - Stand on a chair.
Taz - Story of my life.
Tenay - HULK HOGAN IS GONNA PICK YOUR PARTNER, MATT MORGAN!
Morgan - Whoopdeefrickin doo!
Morgan - I, MAKE THAT WE, ARE GIVING YOU SEVEN DAYS HOGAN! OR ELSE IT’S OPEN SEASON ON THE ENTIRE ROSTER!
(after a calf kick and spear combo)Tenay - MOOREGASM!
Tenay - There’s the man with the book of DILLIGAF and his partner! I hope they’re on the same page.
Taz - Good one.
Tenay - There’s Joe - WE STILL DON’T KNOW WHO KIDNAPPED JOE!
Flair - NOT IN THE MOOD LITTLE MAN, HIT IT! Guys, let’s stop the comedy and start talking about five guys kicking our asses again!
AJ - I DON’T APPRECIATE BEING IN A HARDCORE MATCH!
Flair - GO KICK THAT ELEPHANT’S ASS!
Flair - YOU GUYS, I SAID YOU WERE THE MUSCLE! YOU’VE ZEROED OUT!
Flair - HEY COCKY, I HOPE YOU GIVE MORE TO CHELSEA THAN YOU GIVE TO ME - BRING BACK THAT TITLE! EVERYONE DO IT OR I’LL FIND REPLACEMENTS!
Hogan - WHAT’S STING, THE LEADER OF TNA, DOING!? GRABBING DIXIE BY THE THROAT!? I gotta find the guy with the big black bat. I’m done.
Tenay - JEFF HARDY, LIVE AT THE TOP OF THE HOUR!
(as Anderson appears in a red and white dress)Taz - What the hell is he wearing!?
Taz - It seems like an alter boy uniform.
Anderson - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE CONGREGATION, DO NOT JUDGE ME FOR MY BEAUTIFUL ATTIRE! I STAND BEFORE YOU AT A LOSS FOR WORDS!
Crowd - YOU SUCK!
Anderson -F ORGIVE THEM FATHER FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY THINK! I HAD A TREMENDOUS SERMON PREPARED FOR YOU, BUT AS MY MUSIC HIT, I HAD A REALIZATION - IT WAS IN FACT THAT YOURS TRULY WHEN HE
Crowd - WE WANT POPE! WE WANT POPE! WE WANT POPE!
Anderson - Unfortunately, for unforeseen reasons, the Pope will not be able to join us here! I REALIZED THAT I WILL NOT GO TO HEAVEN WHEN I DIE, BUT I WILL IN FACT BURN IN HELL! (Jeff Hardy comes out)
Taz - THE CHARISMATIC AMIGA IS HERE!
Hardy - The congregation and the creatures of the night are ONE AND THE SAME! AND BEING THAT THE POPE CAN’T COMPETE TONIGHT, NEXT WEEK, OR SACRIFICE, HE WON’T BE CLEARED THANKS TO YOU!
Anderson - I FEEL SO HORRIBLE ABOUT IT.
Hardy - I NEED A MATCH AT SACRIFIC - AGAINST YOU!
Anderson - You challenging me?
Hardy - Correct.
Anderson - YOU DON’T THINK I’M GONNA ACCEPT!?
Hardy - I’m waiting.
Anderson - Nah. I got something going on hat night, can’t do it. Any other night, but not that night. Know what Jeffro, I grow tired of you and THESE SINNERS, so I’m a go that way.
(after stripping off his alter boy outfit)Hardy - THOSE PANTIES ARE SWEET!
Taz - What’s Lacey doing? It’s kinda like the Elaine dance from Seinfeld.
Taz - Nice kick from Lacey - I think she’s calls that Von Ninja, you know, like a ninja.
Hemme - I’M HERE WITH TARA!
Tara - I’VE BUSTED MY BUTT TO BE HERE AND I DON’T GET RESPECT FROM MY COWORKERS! I DON’T GET RESPECT UNLESS I HAVE THAT CHAMPIONSHIP! MADISON, I WANT A TITLE MATCH AT SACRIFICE!
Hemme - You haven’t won many matches, how do you plan on convincing TNA management?
Tara - I PLAN TO FACE MADISON AT SACRIFICE, AND IF SHE’S WILLING TO PUT HER TITLE ON THE LINE, I’M WILLING TO PUT MY FRICKIN CAREER ON THE LINE!
Tenay - BEER MONEY GOES DOUBLE TEAM!
Taz - The semi-like Brotha Ray is surprisingly quick. And he’s channeling the American Dream, wouldn’t you say!?
Tenay - WHAT’S UP, TAZ!?
Taz - Someone’s yam bag’s gonna get crushed!
Tenay - HERE COMES ERIC YOUNG - THE MAN THAT NASH STABBED IN THE BACK!
(after EY helps the Band)Tenay - YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!
Tenay - DOUBLE ARN SPINEBUSTER BY ROODE!
Tenay - ERIC YOUNG JOINS THE BAND!
OJ - WELCOME TO THE O ZONE, where anything can and will happen because I do what I want to, I say what I want to, and I act how I want to. One size fits all, batteries not needed. And don’t worry - it’ll be our little secret. I know a lot of you might think I got a little freak in me, but my first guest IS THE FREAK. (cardboard cutout is shown) Thanks for coming here, I know you had to take time out of your busy schedule because you’re so hard. I thought I had some amazing bulges. And I do.
Taz - How long is this gonna go?
OJ - What I wanna know is what kinda fantasies does the Freak have? Who do you fantasize about!? I’m honored! YOU FANTASIZE ABOUT ME! I’M HONORED, I’M HONORED!
Terry - Don’t make me come back!
Tenay - SHOT FROM BEHIND BY OJ!
Tenay - ABYSS AND AJ HAVE A LONG HISTORY - THEY WERE ACTUALLY TAG CHAMPS IN 2004!
Taz - This is a violent ball’s monster type thing!
Flair - TAKE OFF YOUR COAT NOW!
Tenay - ABYSS SHOWS CONCERN AND GETS HIT IN THE BACK WITH A CHAIR!
Tenay - TNA MANAGEMENT LISTENS TO ITS FANS, BECAUSE DESMOND WOLFE GETS HIS TITLE SHOT!
Jarrett - OH JEEZ! OH GAWD! STING JUST BEAT DA HELL OUTTA ME!
Hogan - WE NEED HELP HERE!
Tenay - WE’VE HAD IT CONFIRMED DURING THE BREAK THAT IT WAS JEFF JARRETT’S PRONE BODY THAT HOGAN WAS TENDING TO!
Tenay - THIS THING WITH STING AND HOGAN DATES BACK OVER A DECADE AGO TO THE WCW DAYS!
Hogan - One of my favorite wrestlers talks about getting real, DAMN REAL, and when I first came here, I realized what I was in for. NONSTOP ACTION, A TON OF TALENT, AND RUNNING WIDE OPEN, BUT WHEN I TALKED ABOUT CHANGE IN TNA, I HAD NO IDEA THE GUY I COUNTED ON AS THE LEADER OF TNA WOULD CHANGE! LET’S FIND OUT WHAT’S REAL AND NOT REAL! STINGER, I’M CALLING YOUR ASS OUT HERE! STING, YOU CAN FOOL SOME OF THE PEOPLE SOME OF THE TIME, BUT I’VE BEEN AROUND TOO LONG TO BE FOOLED ANYTIME BROTHER! JUST LET ME IN ON THIS CHANGE, BROTHER! WHAT MAKES YOU TICK, STINGER!?
Sting - I can’t wait to tell you what makes me tick, Hulkster - IT’S TNA - TOTAL NONSTOP ACTION! THAT’S WHAT MAKES ME TICK! MY AGENDA IS THE SAME TODAY AS IT WAS 5 YEARS AGO WHEN I WALKED THROUGH THE DOORS IN TNA! AND THAT IS TO GIVE BACK TO THE SPORT I LOVE SO MUCH! ESPECIALLY TO TNA, BECAUSE I LOVE THIS BRAND - TNA! And when I think, HULK, about all the years that you were at the WWF, you had this veil of protection over you the whole time! And with WCW, I saw first-hand that you had the same veil of protection over you! BUT IN TNA, YOU DON’T HAVE PROTECTION, HULKSTER!
Hogan - THAT’S WHAT THIS IS ABOUT - IT ISN’T ABOUT TNA - IT’S ABOUT YOU AND ME! IT’S ABOUT ME PROTECTING SOME PEOPLE IN TNA. LIKE RVD, WHEN YOU TRIED TO CRUSH HIS SKULL! YOU CAN’T CHOKE THE LIFELINE OF THIS COMPANY, DIXIE CARTER, OUT! YOU GOT BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS - YOU JUST CHOKED OUT JEFF JARRETT, IS THAT WHAT MAKES YOU TICK!?
Sting - HAHAHA! I always said you were one of the best chess players ever - you wanna play games? IT’S YOUR MOVE.
Hogan - TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT! TRY ON MY WHAT YOU DID TO EVERYONE ELSE? PUT AN END TO ME IN TNA, BROTHER. GO AHEAD MAN! TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT, BROTHER!
Tenay - WE’LL SEE YOU THURSDAY MAY 13TH WHEN WE RETURN TO THURSDAY!
Hogan - YES, ALL THE BIG FISH ARE COMING TO THE POND!
Tenay - HOGAN-STING THE SUMMIT IS LIVE TONIGHT!
Tenay - Based on the feedback we have received, IMPACT IS MOVING BACK HOME TO THURSDAY NIGHTS ON MAY THE 13TH! Spike TV has also picked up TNA Reaction - A NEW ADDITION TO THE TNA LINEUP!
Taz - Reaction is cutting edge - IT’S DIFFERENT! I CAN’T WAIT FOR TNA THURSDAYS ON SPIKE TV!
Tenay - HE KEEPS POINTING TO A RING ON HIS FINGER!
Taz - Maybe it’s his high-school graduation ring.
Lethal - WOOO! WOOO! LOOK AT WHAT’I’VE GOT! THE BIG MAN HULK HOGAN TOLD ME DON’T GO OUT THERE IN THE MIDDLE, WE’RE GONNA DO THIS AT THE END, AND I SAID BIG MAN, I CAN’T WAIT! I cannot wait because I am the 16 time, SIXTEEN, SIXTEEN, SIXTEEN TIME WORLD CHAMPION! I’m the champion, but lady, I’m not taking you home no matter what ya say. I’ve said it before - to be…SHUT UP! TO BE THE MAN YOU’VE GOT… (takes off jacket, knee drops it) TO BE THE MAN, YOU’VE GOT TO BEAT THE MAN! WOOO! LITTLE GIRLS LOOKING AT THEIR MOTHERS, AND THEY KNOW IT, YOU KNOW IT FAT BOY.
Crowd - WE WANT FALIR!
Lethal - BUT I’M RIGHT HERE.
Crowd - DOUBLE VISION!
Flair - You know where you are right now? IN THE WORLD YOU WANT TO SURVIVE IN, YOU’RE STANDING IN FRONT OF GOD RIGHT NOW!
Lethal - I’m not trying to disrespect me.
Flair - YOU ALREADY ARE! NOBODY DOES THAT TO ME! LEMME SHOW YOU WHAT YOU HAVEN’T SEEN YET!? YOU WANNA BE RIC FLAIR, YOU WANNA MAKE FUN OF ME!?
Lethal - IF THIS IS ABOUT THE RING, HERE, TAKE IT! I’M JUST MESSINGA ROUND. TAKE IT! Ric, I gotta say, from the bottom of my heart, I meant no disrespect. I just always wanted to do that. I’ve always wanted to be Ric Flair - even if it was for only 2 minutes. YOU ARE THE NATURE BOY, YOU ARE THE MAN. And Ric, as sure as we’re standing here today, I’m gonna get this footage and frame it on my wall - cuz this is the greatest moment of my life. In Elizabeth, NJ, a beautiful woman is watching TV with a tear in her eye because she knows that here little boy has made it because her boy is standing in the ring with THE Ric Flair!
Flair - Thank you for giving me back my most prized possession. BUT THAT DOESN’T DIG YOU OUT OF THE HOLE YOU’RE IN! (he slaps him) YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? I’M RIC FLAIR - I’M GOD. I’M WRESTLING. TELL YOUR MOTHER THAT THE GREATEST MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE WOUND UP BEING THE SADDEST SECOND OF YOUR LIFE! WOOO!
RVD - Instead of everyone beating up on Macho Dude, why don’t you horse’s asses come out here for a fair fight!?
Flair - IF YOU REALLY WANT MORE BROTHER, YOU’VE GOT IT!
Tenay - IT’S WILD, IT’S OUT OF CONTROL…
Taz - IT’S IMPACT! LIVE AND IN TECHNICOLOR BABY!
Hogan - HEY YO RIC FLAIR, BROTHER, I GUESS SINCE WE JUST BEAT THE MAN, I CAN QUOTE THE MAN. TNA IS THE BEST THING GOING TODAY BROTHER! WOOO! HEY FLAIR, DON’T GET ME WRONG BROTHER, I’M NOT MAD - THE TNA FANS WANT ACTION AND THAT’S WHAT WE GOT HERE. Desmond, even I don’t like ya brother, since you want action, I’m gonna put you in an action-packed match brother - DESMOND WOLFE VERSUS ROVD FOR THE TITLE - ROB VAN DAM! Flair, I’m gonna put the ex-champ AJ against ABYSS IN A MONSTER’S BALL MATCH BROTHER! AND JUST TO KEEP THINGS MOVING ALONG, YOU KNOW THAT MATCH BETWEEN BEER MONEY AND THE GUNS? WE’RE GONNA PUT 3D-THE GUNS-AND BEER MONEY IN THE RING TONIGHT TO CLEAR ALL THE AIR!
Rayne - AGAIN, WE’RE DEFENDING OUR BELTS AGAINST EVERYONE!
Williams - LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT - DUE TO TRAVEL CONDITIONS OUT OF MY CONTROL, I’VE BEEN STRIPPED OF THE X DIVISION TITLE! GRAY CLOUDS ARE SMASHING IN THE SKY, HALF OF THE WORLD IS SHUTDOWN, AND I’M THE ONE THAT’S PUNISHED!? IT’S JUST NOT RIGHT. To add insult to injury, I’m in a tag match with this crazed lunatic. Calm down, I’m just stating facts. WHILE I’VE BEEN AT HOME PULLING MY HAIR OUT, KAZARIAN, YOU’VE BEEN PARADING AROUND AS THE REAL CHAMP. WELL, YOU’RE NOT THE REAL CHAMPION UNTIL YOU BEAT ME AT SACRIFICE!
Penzer - Moore and Neal - Ink Inc.
Tenay - Ink Inc. has been granted a tag title match at Sacrifice!
Taz - Get a chair - my neck’s hurting from looking at you.
Morgan - Stand on a chair.
Taz - Story of my life.
Tenay - HULK HOGAN IS GONNA PICK YOUR PARTNER, MATT MORGAN!
Morgan - Whoopdeefrickin doo!
Morgan - I, MAKE THAT WE, ARE GIVING YOU SEVEN DAYS HOGAN! OR ELSE IT’S OPEN SEASON ON THE ENTIRE ROSTER!
(after a calf kick and spear combo)Tenay - MOOREGASM!
Tenay - There’s the man with the book of DILLIGAF and his partner! I hope they’re on the same page.
Taz - Good one.
Tenay - There’s Joe - WE STILL DON’T KNOW WHO KIDNAPPED JOE!
Flair - NOT IN THE MOOD LITTLE MAN, HIT IT! Guys, let’s stop the comedy and start talking about five guys kicking our asses again!
AJ - I DON’T APPRECIATE BEING IN A HARDCORE MATCH!
Flair - GO KICK THAT ELEPHANT’S ASS!
Flair - YOU GUYS, I SAID YOU WERE THE MUSCLE! YOU’VE ZEROED OUT!
Flair - HEY COCKY, I HOPE YOU GIVE MORE TO CHELSEA THAN YOU GIVE TO ME - BRING BACK THAT TITLE! EVERYONE DO IT OR I’LL FIND REPLACEMENTS!
Hogan - WHAT’S STING, THE LEADER OF TNA, DOING!? GRABBING DIXIE BY THE THROAT!? I gotta find the guy with the big black bat. I’m done.
Tenay - JEFF HARDY, LIVE AT THE TOP OF THE HOUR!
(as Anderson appears in a red and white dress)Taz - What the hell is he wearing!?
Taz - It seems like an alter boy uniform.
Anderson - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE CONGREGATION, DO NOT JUDGE ME FOR MY BEAUTIFUL ATTIRE! I STAND BEFORE YOU AT A LOSS FOR WORDS!
Crowd - YOU SUCK!
Anderson -F ORGIVE THEM FATHER FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY THINK! I HAD A TREMENDOUS SERMON PREPARED FOR YOU, BUT AS MY MUSIC HIT, I HAD A REALIZATION - IT WAS IN FACT THAT YOURS TRULY WHEN HE
Crowd - WE WANT POPE! WE WANT POPE! WE WANT POPE!
Anderson - Unfortunately, for unforeseen reasons, the Pope will not be able to join us here! I REALIZED THAT I WILL NOT GO TO HEAVEN WHEN I DIE, BUT I WILL IN FACT BURN IN HELL! (Jeff Hardy comes out)
Taz - THE CHARISMATIC AMIGA IS HERE!
Hardy - The congregation and the creatures of the night are ONE AND THE SAME! AND BEING THAT THE POPE CAN’T COMPETE TONIGHT, NEXT WEEK, OR SACRIFICE, HE WON’T BE CLEARED THANKS TO YOU!
Anderson - I FEEL SO HORRIBLE ABOUT IT.
Hardy - I NEED A MATCH AT SACRIFIC - AGAINST YOU!
Anderson - You challenging me?
Hardy - Correct.
Anderson - YOU DON’T THINK I’M GONNA ACCEPT!?
Hardy - I’m waiting.
Anderson - Nah. I got something going on hat night, can’t do it. Any other night, but not that night. Know what Jeffro, I grow tired of you and THESE SINNERS, so I’m a go that way.
(after stripping off his alter boy outfit)Hardy - THOSE PANTIES ARE SWEET!
Taz - What’s Lacey doing? It’s kinda like the Elaine dance from Seinfeld.
Taz - Nice kick from Lacey - I think she’s calls that Von Ninja, you know, like a ninja.
Hemme - I’M HERE WITH TARA!
Tara - I’VE BUSTED MY BUTT TO BE HERE AND I DON’T GET RESPECT FROM MY COWORKERS! I DON’T GET RESPECT UNLESS I HAVE THAT CHAMPIONSHIP! MADISON, I WANT A TITLE MATCH AT SACRIFICE!
Hemme - You haven’t won many matches, how do you plan on convincing TNA management?
Tara - I PLAN TO FACE MADISON AT SACRIFICE, AND IF SHE’S WILLING TO PUT HER TITLE ON THE LINE, I’M WILLING TO PUT MY FRICKIN CAREER ON THE LINE!
Tenay - BEER MONEY GOES DOUBLE TEAM!
Taz - The semi-like Brotha Ray is surprisingly quick. And he’s channeling the American Dream, wouldn’t you say!?
Tenay - WHAT’S UP, TAZ!?
Taz - Someone’s yam bag’s gonna get crushed!
Tenay - HERE COMES ERIC YOUNG - THE MAN THAT NASH STABBED IN THE BACK!
(after EY helps the Band)Tenay - YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!
Tenay - DOUBLE ARN SPINEBUSTER BY ROODE!
Tenay - ERIC YOUNG JOINS THE BAND!
OJ - WELCOME TO THE O ZONE, where anything can and will happen because I do what I want to, I say what I want to, and I act how I want to. One size fits all, batteries not needed. And don’t worry - it’ll be our little secret. I know a lot of you might think I got a little freak in me, but my first guest IS THE FREAK. (cardboard cutout is shown) Thanks for coming here, I know you had to take time out of your busy schedule because you’re so hard. I thought I had some amazing bulges. And I do.
Taz - How long is this gonna go?
OJ - What I wanna know is what kinda fantasies does the Freak have? Who do you fantasize about!? I’m honored! YOU FANTASIZE ABOUT ME! I’M HONORED, I’M HONORED!
Terry - Don’t make me come back!
Tenay - SHOT FROM BEHIND BY OJ!
Tenay - ABYSS AND AJ HAVE A LONG HISTORY - THEY WERE ACTUALLY TAG CHAMPS IN 2004!
Taz - This is a violent ball’s monster type thing!
Flair - TAKE OFF YOUR COAT NOW!
Tenay - ABYSS SHOWS CONCERN AND GETS HIT IN THE BACK WITH A CHAIR!
Tenay - TNA MANAGEMENT LISTENS TO ITS FANS, BECAUSE DESMOND WOLFE GETS HIS TITLE SHOT!
Jarrett - OH JEEZ! OH GAWD! STING JUST BEAT DA HELL OUTTA ME!
Hogan - WE NEED HELP HERE!
Tenay - WE’VE HAD IT CONFIRMED DURING THE BREAK THAT IT WAS JEFF JARRETT’S PRONE BODY THAT HOGAN WAS TENDING TO!
Tenay - THIS THING WITH STING AND HOGAN DATES BACK OVER A DECADE AGO TO THE WCW DAYS!
Hogan - One of my favorite wrestlers talks about getting real, DAMN REAL, and when I first came here, I realized what I was in for. NONSTOP ACTION, A TON OF TALENT, AND RUNNING WIDE OPEN, BUT WHEN I TALKED ABOUT CHANGE IN TNA, I HAD NO IDEA THE GUY I COUNTED ON AS THE LEADER OF TNA WOULD CHANGE! LET’S FIND OUT WHAT’S REAL AND NOT REAL! STINGER, I’M CALLING YOUR ASS OUT HERE! STING, YOU CAN FOOL SOME OF THE PEOPLE SOME OF THE TIME, BUT I’VE BEEN AROUND TOO LONG TO BE FOOLED ANYTIME BROTHER! JUST LET ME IN ON THIS CHANGE, BROTHER! WHAT MAKES YOU TICK, STINGER!?
Sting - I can’t wait to tell you what makes me tick, Hulkster - IT’S TNA - TOTAL NONSTOP ACTION! THAT’S WHAT MAKES ME TICK! MY AGENDA IS THE SAME TODAY AS IT WAS 5 YEARS AGO WHEN I WALKED THROUGH THE DOORS IN TNA! AND THAT IS TO GIVE BACK TO THE SPORT I LOVE SO MUCH! ESPECIALLY TO TNA, BECAUSE I LOVE THIS BRAND - TNA! And when I think, HULK, about all the years that you were at the WWF, you had this veil of protection over you the whole time! And with WCW, I saw first-hand that you had the same veil of protection over you! BUT IN TNA, YOU DON’T HAVE PROTECTION, HULKSTER!
Hogan - THAT’S WHAT THIS IS ABOUT - IT ISN’T ABOUT TNA - IT’S ABOUT YOU AND ME! IT’S ABOUT ME PROTECTING SOME PEOPLE IN TNA. LIKE RVD, WHEN YOU TRIED TO CRUSH HIS SKULL! YOU CAN’T CHOKE THE LIFELINE OF THIS COMPANY, DIXIE CARTER, OUT! YOU GOT BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS - YOU JUST CHOKED OUT JEFF JARRETT, IS THAT WHAT MAKES YOU TICK!?
Sting - HAHAHA! I always said you were one of the best chess players ever - you wanna play games? IT’S YOUR MOVE.
Hogan - TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT! TRY ON MY WHAT YOU DID TO EVERYONE ELSE? PUT AN END TO ME IN TNA, BROTHER. GO AHEAD MAN! TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT, BROTHER!
Tenay - WE’LL SEE YOU THURSDAY MAY 13TH WHEN WE RETURN TO THURSDAY!
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Speaking of Scott Hall/Razor Ramon.. Silvervision UK is just about to actually re-release the nWo back in black dvd, Diesel AND the Razor Ramon videos on dvd (it's a UK based store but hey, when Amazon UK gets it in we can import it!)
http://www.silvervision.co.uk/products/nWo-Back-in-Black-Diesel-Razor-Ramon-DVD-2-Discs.html
http://www.silvervision.co.uk/products/nWo-Back-in-Black-Diesel-Razor-Ramon-DVD-2-Discs.html
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I was just about to post that
i could barely understand if you're in the heat of the moment and you leave a threatening phone call, except the detailed violence part
....but i cannot understand a man who calls 19 times in 4 days
i could barely understand if you're in the heat of the moment and you leave a threatening phone call, except the detailed violence part
....but i cannot understand a man who calls 19 times in 4 days
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[quote name='strongpimphand']....but i cannot understand a man who calls 19 times in 4 days[/QUOTE]
psychological disorders, man.
ever seen the video of Bjork's stalker?
psychological disorders, man.
ever seen the video of Bjork's stalker?
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I guess I should be thankful that the only portion of Impact I saw last night was Joe killing Brian Kendrick(?).
I was tired as hell last night, so I kept fading in and out on the last hour of RAW. How was it?
I was tired as hell last night, so I kept fading in and out on the last hour of RAW. How was it?
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Overall, I thought Raw was pretty decent. They kept the Divas and the guest host to a bare minimum, which helped. The biggest quibble I had was, as always, ing Cena.
You know, John, if the STF is *that* effective, why exactly do you attempt to do any other moves?
That bugged the living shit out of me, because it just consistently makes guys look weak. I don't care if Barrett beat the shit out of him for 5 minutes... everyone on the roster has done that. It's BEATING Cena that matters. Strong in defeat, my ass.
Oh, and it's pretty telling of the utter lack of tag teams that Regal and KOZLOV get a 10:45pm match spot. However, if it leads to the seemingly set-up Hart Dynasty/Mizicho (JeriMiz?) feud, I'm all for it.
Things they did well and I'm actually excited about? Orton/Edge. Sheamus getting involved with the Cena/Batista feud (the man has grown on me exponentially since WM). The pairing of Jericho/Miz.
I felt like the show sort of began to stall out near the last half hour, but it kept my attention for the most part.
Also, DOCTOR'S NOTE.
ing Cena. You know, John, if the STF is *that* effective, why exactly do you attempt to do any other moves?
That bugged the living shit out of me, because it just consistently makes guys look weak. I don't care if Barrett beat the shit out of him for 5 minutes... everyone on the roster has done that. It's BEATING Cena that matters. Strong in defeat, my ass.
Oh, and it's pretty telling of the utter lack of tag teams that Regal and KOZLOV get a 10:45pm match spot. However, if it leads to the seemingly set-up Hart Dynasty/Mizicho (JeriMiz?) feud, I'm all for it.
Things they did well and I'm actually excited about? Orton/Edge. Sheamus getting involved with the Cena/Batista feud (the man has grown on me exponentially since WM). The pairing of Jericho/Miz.
I felt like the show sort of began to stall out near the last half hour, but it kept my attention for the most part.
Also, DOCTOR'S NOTE.
Somehow I feel they should have brought back Rated RKO vs. The Hart Dynasty, and let Jericho and Miz feud over who was the better 'JeriShowMiz' partner, to help elevate Miz to that top tier platform, instead of constantly keeping him in the midcard/tag division.
I do like the direction that Ted DiBiase is going in though, he's slowly becoming one of my favorites.
I do like the direction that Ted DiBiase is going in though, he's slowly becoming one of my favorites.
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man that lethal flair promo was freakin awesome
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I thought it was funny as hell when Hardy took out Anderson, pulled his alter boy outfit off and said "nice panties"
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TNA = 0.8
Wade Keller & Bruce Mitchell on right now:
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/pro-wrestling-torch/2010/05/04/pwtorch-livecast
Wade Keller & Bruce Mitchell on right now:
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/pro-wrestling-torch/2010/05/04/pwtorch-livecast
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I can't listen to Bruce Mitchell. I hate it when people's *voices* tell you what a slovenly fat they are. Seriously, he sounds like he has a throat full of gravy.
they are. Seriously, he sounds like he has a throat full of gravy.
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Yeah Bruce kinda rambles on a bit too much. He does make good points but dayom he needs to learn how to get to the point.
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He should just write columns and let someone else filter out the BS and, like you say, get to the point.
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TNA spoiler for next week.... I don't think I can say enough times on how ing stupid this ing spoiler is.....
enough times on how ing stupid this ing spoiler is.....Nash & Hall win the tag titles.
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I just read the spoilers. I don't know what to cringe at more:
someone getting an earring ripped out
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next week's show
someone getting an earring ripped out
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next week's show
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NXT was ing *awful* tonight. Some of the most boring shit I've seen in awhile, save for Danielson's matches - even then, WWE. They keep the camera on Danielson for 45-60 seconds while he DRANK A ING CUP OF SODA and yet they manage to eat up 3 minutes of a 6 minute match of his by going to commercial break.
ing *awful* tonight. Some of the most boring shit I've seen in awhile, save for Danielson's matches - even then, WWE. They keep the camera on Danielson for 45-60 seconds while he DRANK A ING CUP OF SODA and yet they manage to eat up 3 minutes of a 6 minute match of his by going to commercial break.
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[quote name='Demolition Man']TNA spoiler for next week.... I don't think I can say enough times on how ing stupid this ing spoiler is.....
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alsssssssssssooooooo.... rather big sd spoiler
enough times on how ing stupid this ing spoiler is.....Nash & Hall win the tag titles.
are you really surprised tna took a good storyline with someone and ed it up.... seriously?
ed it up.... seriously?alsssssssssssooooooo.... rather big sd spoiler
i seriously think mcintyre is gonna be suspended for a violation, he gets "fired" and stripped of the IC title on SD setting up a mini tourney for the vacant belt... the reason he is fired is for a continuous beating on matt hardy, i believe they have now written him off tv for a bit too.
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TNA spoilers for next Thursday...
And my thoughts on the spoilers...
Courtesy of TNAWrestlingNews.com:
Pre-Show Tryout Match:
* Los Ben Dejos w/Simon Diamond vs. Generation Me. Simon was introduced as El Grando Wizard. Winners via combo springboard leg drop and standing shooting star press, Generation Me. Los Ben Dejos are local graduates of the Team 3D Academy and wrestle local indies.
TNA Impact (Airing Thursday, May 13, 2010 on Spike TV):
* Impact opening
* Eric Bischoff out first. He says he really does love each and everyone of us. He introduces the TNA Heavyweight Champion, Rob Van Dam. TNA has a poll to see the top ten rankings to see who he'd face. Jeff Hardy is the next on the list after Desmond Wolfe, so nothing would be better than RVD vs. Hardy tonight. Only problem is no one can find Hardy so they'll give him the night off. RVD says he loves being champ and the best thing is defending the belt so no night off for because he's the whole F'N show. AJ Styles music hits and he comes out and says watch your mouth, you're a champion for God's sake and a role model. He asks RVD if he wants to wrestle because AJ is in the mood to hurt someone. AJ asks if he thinks the people came to see RVD? No, they came to see AJ because he is TNA. He says even though he has RVD in 3 days, he still wants the match tonight because he will always be champ. Jeff Hardy's music hits and out he comes. He says he's been confused by the new days to show up and doesn't have a secretary but he's here tonight for his match. AJ protests and says it's his match. Hardy says RVD is the champ so how about he makes it a 3 way? Bischoff says that's a great idea and says the match is tonight.
* JB backstage with the Beautiful People talking about Tara. Madison Rayne says Tara needs to get over it that she's not the champ anymore and she is now. Velvet Sky says they're going to stay champs after the PPV because she said so. Lacey interrupts because she really has to pee and runs off. Madison asks why she's here and Velvet says it;s because shels pretty, thatls why.
* Taylor Wilde vs. Tara. Taylor went for a springing splash off the second turnbuckle and Tara kicked her in the gut and got the pin. Afterward Tara beat Taylor with her knee brace. Sarita ran out for the save. Afterwards they'd showed footage of Chelsea in the back crying while a major scene was going down with security and officials trying to find out what's going on. Desmond was trying to get some room for her as this was going on.
* Brian Kendrick vs ?. Before we find out we go back to Chelsea crying as police are coming to investigate. Brian Kendrick vs. Douglas Williams. He still has the X Division belt with him. Before the match, Douglas calls Kendrick a loser and hasn't seen him a single Match so he isn't worthy of a shot at the title so this is non title. Kazarian comes out to join the commentary table. During the match, Kaz comes to the ring to get the belt and it distracts Williams long enough for Kendrick to get the win via schoolboy.
* Christy Hemme in the back tries to get a word with Pat Kenney about a possible assailant. Kenney says he can't believe what he heard and leaves.
* Generation Me vs ?. They go to the back and Christy Hemme says if the assailant is true it will be major news. Police aren't allowing the name to be released. Generation Me vs Matt Morgan Morgan gives one the Hellevator and the other the Carbon Footprint. Morgan gets on the mic and says they warned Hogan there'd be carnage if he didn't tell him who their partner would be at Sacrifice. Morgan gets ready to stomp one of the Me's and Samoa Joe comes out for the save and Musclebusters Morgan and takes off.
* After Joe is gone and Morgan is out, the Band come out with the briefcase for the tag title shot. Nash and Hall cash it in. Nash just pins Morgan immediately. Winner and new TNA Tag Team Champions, the Band.
* Beer Money, Inc. vs. Motor City Machine Guns vs. Team 3D vs. Ink Inc. One of Shannon Moore's earrings was ripped out and he's bleeding profusely Winner via Spear from Neal on Brother Ray, Ink Inc. Team 3D gets in Jesse's face afterwards, mad that they're the ones who trained him and got him here and this the thanks they get.
* For the Global Championship, Rob Terry vs. Abyss. Abyss doesn't come out when his music plays. Orlando Jordan sneaks in from the crowd and low blows Terry and holds onto Terry's package for a prolonged time. Jordan gets a pipe and beats Terry with it. He shows Terry a playing card, probably the queen of hearts, and then throws the deck on Terry. Jordan gets on the mic and says it's about time to cut the foreplay. He does what he wants, says what he wants and acts how he wants because he's the TNA wild card. He asks if the people want him to leave. They say yes. OJ says he'll let them fulfill their every fantasy. He challenges anyone in the back to make him leave. Tomko comes out and we get Orlando Jordan vs. Tomko. Winner via guillotine choke, Orlando Jordan.
* Backstage, Bischoff says Tara sure is going to wrestle again. Her attitude has been piss poor and what she did to Taylor was uncalled for. He tells her to get out to the ring right now.
* Sarita vs. Tara. Winner via knee brace shot to Sarita while the ref was blinded, Tara. Afterwards she attacked Sarita but the ref broke it up.+
* TNA Champion Rob Van Dam vs. Jeff Hardy vs. AJ Styles. Mr. Anderson came out during the match and attacked Hardy. At the same time, AJ pulled the referee in the way of an RVD top rope sidekick. AJ dove onto everybody on the outside. RVD got spiked with a DDT on the outside and AJ rolled him in for the win.
* Hardy gets on the mic with RVD afterwards. He tells RVD to leave because he's got this. He calls Anderson to the ring right now and let's do this. Anderson makes like he's going to the ring but goes to leave instead. Hogan's music hits and Hogan won't let him leave. Hardy attacks Anderson and they begin to brawl all over the place. Hardy swantons off the announce table onto a prone Mr. Anderson who was on a table below.
Xplosion:
* From Generation Me, Matt Buck vs. Kazarian. Winner via his finisher, Kazarian. It's like if someone goes for a code red and the person taking it holds on and drops down to his knees, I just don't know what to call it.
* Homicide & Okada vs Ink Inc. Winner via Spear from Jesse Neal to Homicide, Ink Inc.
Pre-Show Tryout Match:
* Los Ben Dejos w/Simon Diamond vs. Generation Me. Simon was introduced as El Grando Wizard. Winners via combo springboard leg drop and standing shooting star press, Generation Me. Los Ben Dejos are local graduates of the Team 3D Academy and wrestle local indies.
TNA Impact (Airing Thursday, May 13, 2010 on Spike TV):
* Impact opening
* Eric Bischoff out first. He says he really does love each and everyone of us. He introduces the TNA Heavyweight Champion, Rob Van Dam. TNA has a poll to see the top ten rankings to see who he'd face. Jeff Hardy is the next on the list after Desmond Wolfe, so nothing would be better than RVD vs. Hardy tonight. Only problem is no one can find Hardy so they'll give him the night off. RVD says he loves being champ and the best thing is defending the belt so no night off for because he's the whole F'N show. AJ Styles music hits and he comes out and says watch your mouth, you're a champion for God's sake and a role model. He asks RVD if he wants to wrestle because AJ is in the mood to hurt someone. AJ asks if he thinks the people came to see RVD? No, they came to see AJ because he is TNA. He says even though he has RVD in 3 days, he still wants the match tonight because he will always be champ. Jeff Hardy's music hits and out he comes. He says he's been confused by the new days to show up and doesn't have a secretary but he's here tonight for his match. AJ protests and says it's his match. Hardy says RVD is the champ so how about he makes it a 3 way? Bischoff says that's a great idea and says the match is tonight.
* JB backstage with the Beautiful People talking about Tara. Madison Rayne says Tara needs to get over it that she's not the champ anymore and she is now. Velvet Sky says they're going to stay champs after the PPV because she said so. Lacey interrupts because she really has to pee and runs off. Madison asks why she's here and Velvet says it;s because shels pretty, thatls why.
* Taylor Wilde vs. Tara. Taylor went for a springing splash off the second turnbuckle and Tara kicked her in the gut and got the pin. Afterward Tara beat Taylor with her knee brace. Sarita ran out for the save. Afterwards they'd showed footage of Chelsea in the back crying while a major scene was going down with security and officials trying to find out what's going on. Desmond was trying to get some room for her as this was going on.
* Brian Kendrick vs ?. Before we find out we go back to Chelsea crying as police are coming to investigate. Brian Kendrick vs. Douglas Williams. He still has the X Division belt with him. Before the match, Douglas calls Kendrick a loser and hasn't seen him a single Match so he isn't worthy of a shot at the title so this is non title. Kazarian comes out to join the commentary table. During the match, Kaz comes to the ring to get the belt and it distracts Williams long enough for Kendrick to get the win via schoolboy.
* Christy Hemme in the back tries to get a word with Pat Kenney about a possible assailant. Kenney says he can't believe what he heard and leaves.
* Generation Me vs ?. They go to the back and Christy Hemme says if the assailant is true it will be major news. Police aren't allowing the name to be released. Generation Me vs Matt Morgan Morgan gives one the Hellevator and the other the Carbon Footprint. Morgan gets on the mic and says they warned Hogan there'd be carnage if he didn't tell him who their partner would be at Sacrifice. Morgan gets ready to stomp one of the Me's and Samoa Joe comes out for the save and Musclebusters Morgan and takes off.
* After Joe is gone and Morgan is out, the Band come out with the briefcase for the tag title shot. Nash and Hall cash it in. Nash just pins Morgan immediately. Winner and new TNA Tag Team Champions, the Band.
* Beer Money, Inc. vs. Motor City Machine Guns vs. Team 3D vs. Ink Inc. One of Shannon Moore's earrings was ripped out and he's bleeding profusely Winner via Spear from Neal on Brother Ray, Ink Inc. Team 3D gets in Jesse's face afterwards, mad that they're the ones who trained him and got him here and this the thanks they get.
* For the Global Championship, Rob Terry vs. Abyss. Abyss doesn't come out when his music plays. Orlando Jordan sneaks in from the crowd and low blows Terry and holds onto Terry's package for a prolonged time. Jordan gets a pipe and beats Terry with it. He shows Terry a playing card, probably the queen of hearts, and then throws the deck on Terry. Jordan gets on the mic and says it's about time to cut the foreplay. He does what he wants, says what he wants and acts how he wants because he's the TNA wild card. He asks if the people want him to leave. They say yes. OJ says he'll let them fulfill their every fantasy. He challenges anyone in the back to make him leave. Tomko comes out and we get Orlando Jordan vs. Tomko. Winner via guillotine choke, Orlando Jordan.
* Backstage, Bischoff says Tara sure is going to wrestle again. Her attitude has been piss poor and what she did to Taylor was uncalled for. He tells her to get out to the ring right now.
* Sarita vs. Tara. Winner via knee brace shot to Sarita while the ref was blinded, Tara. Afterwards she attacked Sarita but the ref broke it up.+
* TNA Champion Rob Van Dam vs. Jeff Hardy vs. AJ Styles. Mr. Anderson came out during the match and attacked Hardy. At the same time, AJ pulled the referee in the way of an RVD top rope sidekick. AJ dove onto everybody on the outside. RVD got spiked with a DDT on the outside and AJ rolled him in for the win.
* Hardy gets on the mic with RVD afterwards. He tells RVD to leave because he's got this. He calls Anderson to the ring right now and let's do this. Anderson makes like he's going to the ring but goes to leave instead. Hogan's music hits and Hogan won't let him leave. Hardy attacks Anderson and they begin to brawl all over the place. Hardy swantons off the announce table onto a prone Mr. Anderson who was on a table below.
Xplosion:
* From Generation Me, Matt Buck vs. Kazarian. Winner via his finisher, Kazarian. It's like if someone goes for a code red and the person taking it holds on and drops down to his knees, I just don't know what to call it.
* Homicide & Okada vs Ink Inc. Winner via Spear from Jesse Neal to Homicide, Ink Inc.
And my thoughts on the spoilers...
So we get a three way Heavyweight title match that has - shock - run ins. Not to mention what reads like a cluster ending to the show. We have Hall & Nash winning titles. A Global Title match that doesn't happen. Overall this Impact on paper looks like shit. I see there's a MLS game between Real Salt Lake vs Houston Dynamo that is on ESPN2 at the same time Impact is on. I think I'll be watching that instead. At least I know I'll be greatly entertained and satisfied by that MLS game over Impact.
ending to the show. We have Hall & Nash winning titles. A Global Title match that doesn't happen. Overall this Impact on paper looks like shit. I see there's a MLS game between Real Salt Lake vs Houston Dynamo that is on ESPN2 at the same time Impact is on. I think I'll be watching that instead. At least I know I'll be greatly entertained and satisfied by that MLS game over Impact.
[quote name='mykevermin']I can't listen to Bruce Mitchell. I hate it when people's *voices* tell you what a slovenly fat they are. Seriously, he sounds like he has a throat full of gravy.[/QUOTE]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8weDjGK5rA
they are. Seriously, he sounds like he has a throat full of gravy.[/QUOTE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8weDjGK5rA
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alsssssssssssooooooo.... rather big sd spoiler
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alsssssssssssooooooo.... rather big sd spoiler
i seriously think mcintyre is gonna be suspended for a violation, he gets "fired" and stripped of the IC title on SD setting up a mini tourney for the vacant belt... the reason he is fired is for a continuous beating on matt hardy, i believe they have now written him off tv for a bit too.
Possibly, but there's always the possibility they are going to have Vince just reinstate him next week to continue the whole Chosen One thing - similar to how he kept getting MITB qualifiers. Easy way to get the belt off him without making him look weak.
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Thanks for the TNA spoilers. That sounds terrible. They botched RVD's entrance, and they continue to up his role in TNA. The whole show sounds like it's about to go into meltdown.
up his role in TNA. The whole show sounds like it's about to go into meltdown.
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Next weeks Impact sounds fine.
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concerning SD spoilers...
I LOVE THE SPOILER!!! Dude looks boring to me and while that entrance is nice...it's not a wrestler's entrance. Shaemus has grown on me. Drew has not. Miz has grown on me. Drew has not. Drew = failed project to me
So I would not mind seeing Kofi with that belt if he wins next week. Wouldn't hurt my feelings. I don't think it will be a wellness thing...I think it's just Vince realizing that Drew does not draw any attention positively or negatively!
And when the is Miz going to ing defend his title!??!?!
So I would not mind seeing Kofi with that belt if he wins next week. Wouldn't hurt my feelings. I don't think it will be a wellness thing...I think it's just Vince realizing that Drew does not draw any attention positively or negatively!
And when the
is Miz going to ing defend his title!??!?!
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Patton Oswalt's standup is brilliant. His bit on the KFC white trash bowls is so ing good.
ing good.[quote name='strongpimphand']concerning SD spoilers...
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I LOVE THE SPOILER!!! Dude looks boring to me and while that entrance is nice...it's not a wrestler's entrance. Shaemus has grown on me. Drew has not. Miz has grown on me. Drew has not. Drew = failed project to me
So I would not mind seeing Kofi with that belt if he wins next week. Wouldn't hurt my feelings. I don't think it will be a wellness thing...I think it's just Vince realizing that Drew does not draw any attention positively or negatively!
And when the is Miz going to ing defend his title!??!?!
So I would not mind seeing Kofi with that belt if he wins next week. Wouldn't hurt my feelings. I don't think it will be a wellness thing...I think it's just Vince realizing that Drew does not draw any attention positively or negatively!
And when the
is Miz going to ing defend his title!??!?!I think if Vince thought he wasn't drawing "attention", Vince would just outright job his ass to get the belt off of him.
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What a glorious disaster the obstacle course was. After watching Double Dare clips on the Nostalgia Critic, this makeshift course seemed particularly stupid. However, I did love them bringing up tripping over the barricade when they run down to the arena but not when they have to do that to run up the steps to go DRINK A SODA. HOW THE IS DRINKING AN OBSTACLE!? Anyway, this was a disaster for most guys. Danielson at least made it amusing by simply not giving a flying about this thing. Tarver's NWO font shirt rules - his shirts are the absolute best thing about him. Young actually showed some fire at the end - whenever he has to improv stuff, he's actually really good and has a good heal act somewhere in side him.
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What a glorious disaster the obstacle course was. After watching Double Dare clips on the Nostalgia Critic, this makeshift course seemed particularly stupid. However, I did love them bringing up tripping over the barricade when they run down to the arena but not when they have to do that to run up the steps to go DRINK A SODA. HOW THE
IS DRINKING AN OBSTACLE!? Anyway, this was a disaster for most guys. Danielson at least made it amusing by simply not giving a flying about this thing. Tarver's NWO font shirt rules - his shirts are the absolute best thing about him. Young actually showed some fire at the end - whenever he has to improv stuff, he's actually really good and has a good heal act somewhere in side him. Screens -
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Striker - You NXT rookies have not only tried to impress the WWE pros, but the WWE UNIVERSE AS WELL!
Striker - You will have to climb the monkey bars, then climb the rope ladder and ring a bell, then go to the concourse and DRINK A BEVERAGE, perhaps a diet soda! Then juggle for five seconds, and do the spin the bat challenge and push the crate across the finish line!
Striker - DANIEL, MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE MONKEY BARS!
Josh - Do vegans drink soda?
Cole - Yeah, they just don’t eat meat.
Cole - I THINK HE JUST SAID HE DIDN’T DRINK SODA - HE’S A WEIRDO! He sleeps 12 hours a night, has a bad digestive system, and doesn’t drink soda!
Cole - He’s drinking it like he’s sipping a soda - does he know the clock’s ticking?
Josh - Perhaps the ribs are bothering him.
Cole - Maybe it’s a rib on us.
Miz - ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? REALLY!? ANYONE COULD HAVE DONE BETTER THAN YOU IN THAT! I COULDA ATE THREE BURGERS AND WATCHED A CUBS GAME BEFORE YOU FINISHED THAT! DON’T USE YOUR MATCH AGAINST BATISTA AS AN EXCUSE, YOU’RE REPRESENTING ME! And I don’t care if you’re tired, you’re wrestling a match tonight where you’re gonna put your winless record against Tarver’s! IF YOU LOSE, I DON’T SEE HOW THE PROS COULDN’T VOTE YOU LAST! YOU’LL BE ELIMINATED. So you’ll have that match next!
Josh - CELEBRATE LUCHA LIBRE AT WWE.COM!
Cole - Tarver has five children and has put everything he has into NXT!
Josh - Really, TARVER has?
Josh - Michael, you said something stupid before the break - you said that Tarver was giving it his all, despite him leaving numerous competitions.
Cole - Yeah, that was pretty stupid, wasn’t it.
Josh - Jericho was right - your commentary is mediocre.
Cole - Yeah, well, being next to you has…
Young - I’m sick of this!
Punk - YOU’RE SICK OF BEING UNDER THE LEARNING TREE!?
Kid - HEATH! HEATH! HEATH!
Cole - WHAT A SHOCK, DANIEL BRYAN LOSES AGAIN!
Josh - The most difficult thing the guys have done is drink the soda so far. That’s kinda unusual.
Josh - How do we know there’s soda in there?
Cole - Well, what could be in there?
Josh - Young is falling all over himself - draw your own conclusions.
Josh - Gabriel is kind of the Jonas Brothers of the WWE.
Cole - What!?
Josh - Sorry, I made a pop culture reference and you race dinosaurs.
Otunga - THIS BETTER BE DIET! IT AIN’T DIET!
Cole - VINTAGE R-TRUTH!
Cole - I can’t wait for R-Truth on Raw - I’ll go WHAT’S UP, WHAT’S UP!
Josh - You’re pathetic.
Josh - I have news for Barrett - if you want to quit in WWE, you might as well up and leave.
Fans - CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
Striker - CONGRATULATIONS SKIP SHEFFIELD!
Josh - Why’s he congratulating him? He lost!
Cole - What clock is Striker looking at!?
Cole - You hang out at the playground.
Josh - This is Tuesday, not Mondays. That’s your partner Lawler.
Gabriel - Otunga, your ego outweighs your talent.
Striker - Why shouldn’t you be eliminated?
Otunga - I checked with Nielson, and ratings are up when my face is on screen!
Striker - Who should be eliminated next week?
Tarver - Me! BECAUSE IF I’M NOT HERE, THEN EVERYONE OF THESE WALKING DEAD BODIES! I HAD TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF AN INJURED, OVERRATED DANIEL BRYAN TO DO IT! I SHOWED YOU ALL WHAT I’M MADE OF! I’M THE MOST DANGEROUS ROOKIE IN NXT!
Slater - THE OMRB - Heath Slater, is going nowhere!
Otunga - I’m just telling Justin GAYBRIEL over here that he’s lucky.
Barrett - I’m the only MAN in this competition, and MICHAEL TARVER just requested his release, so I think he should go home.
Striker - Daniel, who should be eliminated next week?
Bryan - To be quite honest, I’m the only guy here who hasn’t won a match, so it should be me.
Striker - You will have to climb the monkey bars, then climb the rope ladder and ring a bell, then go to the concourse and DRINK A BEVERAGE, perhaps a diet soda! Then juggle for five seconds, and do the spin the bat challenge and push the crate across the finish line!
Striker - DANIEL, MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE MONKEY BARS!
Josh - Do vegans drink soda?
Cole - Yeah, they just don’t eat meat.
Cole - I THINK HE JUST SAID HE DIDN’T DRINK SODA - HE’S A WEIRDO! He sleeps 12 hours a night, has a bad digestive system, and doesn’t drink soda!
Cole - He’s drinking it like he’s sipping a soda - does he know the clock’s ticking?
Josh - Perhaps the ribs are bothering him.
Cole - Maybe it’s a rib on us.
Miz - ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? REALLY!? ANYONE COULD HAVE DONE BETTER THAN YOU IN THAT! I COULDA ATE THREE BURGERS AND WATCHED A CUBS GAME BEFORE YOU FINISHED THAT! DON’T USE YOUR MATCH AGAINST BATISTA AS AN EXCUSE, YOU’RE REPRESENTING ME! And I don’t care if you’re tired, you’re wrestling a match tonight where you’re gonna put your winless record against Tarver’s! IF YOU LOSE, I DON’T SEE HOW THE PROS COULDN’T VOTE YOU LAST! YOU’LL BE ELIMINATED. So you’ll have that match next!
Josh - CELEBRATE LUCHA LIBRE AT WWE.COM!
Cole - Tarver has five children and has put everything he has into NXT!
Josh - Really, TARVER has?
Josh - Michael, you said something stupid before the break - you said that Tarver was giving it his all, despite him leaving numerous competitions.
Cole - Yeah, that was pretty stupid, wasn’t it.
Josh - Jericho was right - your commentary is mediocre.
Cole - Yeah, well, being next to you has…
Young - I’m sick of this!
Punk - YOU’RE SICK OF BEING UNDER THE LEARNING TREE!?
Kid - HEATH! HEATH! HEATH!
Cole - WHAT A SHOCK, DANIEL BRYAN LOSES AGAIN!
Josh - The most difficult thing the guys have done is drink the soda so far. That’s kinda unusual.
Josh - How do we know there’s soda in there?
Cole - Well, what could be in there?
Josh - Young is falling all over himself - draw your own conclusions.
Josh - Gabriel is kind of the Jonas Brothers of the WWE.
Cole - What!?
Josh - Sorry, I made a pop culture reference and you race dinosaurs.
Otunga - THIS BETTER BE DIET! IT AIN’T DIET!
Cole - VINTAGE R-TRUTH!
Cole - I can’t wait for R-Truth on Raw - I’ll go WHAT’S UP, WHAT’S UP!
Josh - You’re pathetic.
Josh - I have news for Barrett - if you want to quit in WWE, you might as well up and leave.
Fans - CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
Striker - CONGRATULATIONS SKIP SHEFFIELD!
Josh - Why’s he congratulating him? He lost!
Cole - What clock is Striker looking at!?
Cole - You hang out at the playground.
Josh - This is Tuesday, not Mondays. That’s your partner Lawler.
Gabriel - Otunga, your ego outweighs your talent.
Striker - Why shouldn’t you be eliminated?
Otunga - I checked with Nielson, and ratings are up when my face is on screen!
Striker - Who should be eliminated next week?
Tarver - Me! BECAUSE IF I’M NOT HERE, THEN EVERYONE OF THESE WALKING DEAD BODIES! I HAD TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF AN INJURED, OVERRATED DANIEL BRYAN TO DO IT! I SHOWED YOU ALL WHAT I’M MADE OF! I’M THE MOST DANGEROUS ROOKIE IN NXT!
Slater - THE OMRB - Heath Slater, is going nowhere!
Otunga - I’m just telling Justin GAYBRIEL over here that he’s lucky.
Barrett - I’m the only MAN in this competition, and MICHAEL TARVER just requested his release, so I think he should go home.
Striker - Daniel, who should be eliminated next week?
Bryan - To be quite honest, I’m the only guy here who hasn’t won a match, so it should be me.
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[quote name='pimpster4183']Next weeks Impact sounds fine.[/QUOTE]
:lol::lol:
in what way?
:lol::lol:
in what way?
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Concerning the Smackdown spoiler:
I guess a big question is... if Vince is to be believed that WM was the 'end' of the Mr. McMahon character (fingers crossed), then where does that leave the Chosen One gimmick?
Another line of thought is that maybe it's just a unique way of getting McIntyre on Raw BECAUSE Vince still thinks so highly of him. They obviously didn't want to bother with belt switches this draft, so perhaps it's a delayed way of moving McIntyre to the A-brand without the belt (and without having to do anything with The Miz). It's a possibility.
Anyway, anything that gets McIntyre either off my TV or into an interesting storyline (him viciously attacking random Smackdown wrestlers, I hope) works for me. That dude is bland. Ironically, he may be even blander than Matt Hardy, which is reallying saying something.
Another line of thought is that maybe it's just a unique way of getting McIntyre on Raw BECAUSE Vince still thinks so highly of him. They obviously didn't want to bother with belt switches this draft, so perhaps it's a delayed way of moving McIntyre to the A-brand without the belt (and without having to do anything with The Miz). It's a possibility.
Anyway, anything that gets McIntyre either off my TV or into an interesting storyline (him viciously attacking random Smackdown wrestlers, I hope) works for me. That dude is bland. Ironically, he may be even blander than Matt Hardy, which is really
ing saying something.
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do people say 'fine' when they mean to say 'sucks a dick' these days?
like when something was 'bad' and people really meant 'good'?
EDIT: Love it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHbQe7QJjNQ
like when something was 'bad' and people really meant 'good'?
EDIT: Love it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHbQe7QJjNQ
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That impression was ing uncanny.
ing uncanny.
[quote name='lmz00']That beard and haircut make Daniel Bryan look like he's in his 50s.
A part of me dies inside when I see a wrestler wearing a cheap suit. It's even worse when the announcers try to pass it off as Armani, or some other designer. As if.[/QUOTE]
As if Flair would wear anything other than Armani. WOOOOOO!!!
A part of me dies inside when I see a wrestler wearing a cheap suit. It's even worse when the announcers try to pass it off as Armani, or some other designer. As if.[/QUOTE]
As if Flair would wear anything other than Armani. WOOOOOO!!!
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