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Road to Wrestlemania hits Taco Bell arena this sunday here in Boise but im wondering why theyre starting it at 3pm?
 
[quote name='Danro']Road to Wrestlemania hits Taco Bell arena this sunday here in Boise but im wondering why theyre starting it at 3pm?[/QUOTE]

WWE tends to run some of their house shows at earlier times in the day so they can draw in more families and what not.
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']So.... what's the over/under on TNA misusing RVD?[/QUOTE]


He'll be jobbing to Dick Slater in no time.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']For those of you who've read TNA's spoilers tonight, is it worth watching?[/QUOTE]

I'll just wait for the highlights to show up on YouTube. :lol:
 
gonna do this again since it seems to be just most of the "faithful" to the thread. totally didnt realize what i was gonna be sparking with my "pm with a feed" thing for the EC ppv. so, sorry if it got on anyones nerves. didnt realize some of the people would go so over the fucking top as to offer money and constant begging
 
RIP Angelo Poffo.

I haven't ever seen the man wrestle, but when his "renegade" promotion went under and merged w/Memphis, he came on as a manager for Randy and Lanny. Man could cut a promo.

To strangen things up, up until minutes ago "RIP Angelo Poffo" was twitter's top trending topic in the US.
 
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[quote name='Chase']He'll be jobbing to Dick Slater in no time.[/QUOTE]

I'm putting my bets on him being pinned by both Nasty Boys in the opening contest on Impact in... a month tops.
 
Watching that Botchamania, whatever happened to that skinny white dude Colin Dalaneey (I know I botched that name)?
 
[quote name='Ultimate Matt X']Just read WWE's Steamboat DVD is coming out in June and is going to be 3 disc, which is awesome news.[/QUOTE]

awesome. totally looking forward to this.
 
Steamboat is great and all but he's never really appealed to me. Off the top of my head, I own matches of him versus Jake Roberts, Macho Man, Vader, and of course, Ric Flair. In all four of those cases, I think his opponent is the more interesting wrestler. I'll still get the set but I think it's a case where I'll be doing it for his foes as opposed to him.
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']I'm putting my bets on him being pinned by both Nasty Boys in the opening contest on Impact in... a month tops.[/QUOTE]


You're generous. I give it a week. ;)

And what the heck did I just watch with Sean Morley? PORQUE
 
[quote name='diddy310']Did they just add "Buck" as the last names of Generation Me tonight?[/QUOTE]

I fucking hate russo for that. Why cant they just keep their ROH names..The Young Bucks.
 
The best case scenario for Abyss: A big heel push. Abyss reenacts a scene out of 'Of Mice and Men'-fashion, and eventually attacks Hulk. Abyss has a ton of potential and can be great on the mic. This 'Mankind' meets 'Evad Sullivan' story in which TNA is having him partake is somewhat of a misstep.

The Angelina-Beautiful People segment seemed poorly-executed. OK, so they attack her, then attack her again? Then there's how Velvet walks to the ring, antagonizing Angelina, and, after Angelina goes to attack her, Velvet tries to flee without a fight? That was just a weird segment. It's as a fan shouted in the background, "What is happening?"

The best thing in TNA? Their video packages.

And holy crap, Tomko --is-- fat. F-A-T. Wow.
 
[quote name='BoSoxFan900']Angelina Love is really, really rough looking up close. Well, from the neck up, I mean.[/QUOTE]

I wholeheartedly adhere to my man-face comment I made sometime ago.
 
[quote name='Purple Flames']I wholeheartedly adhere to my man-face comment I made sometime ago.[/QUOTE]
That's a really good way to put it. She has an awful case of man-face.
 
I think Lacey von Erich is the most attractive female in the 'Beautiful People' group. Christy Hemme, though, is my favorite on the entire TNA roster.
 
[quote name='Chase']I think Lacey von Erich is the most attractive female in the 'Beautiful People' group. Christy Hemme, though, is my favorite on the entire TNA roster.[/QUOTE]

got to meet her at Wizard World Philly.....She is way more gorgeous in person than on TV...and has to have the most bubbly personality out any female in wrestling.


how long till match ends in a no contest?

EDIT:Well i was wrong
 
The Hogan/Abyss-Flair/AJ opening was okay, but the 4-way tag match was absurdly short. The match started off so hot with the Guns and Gen Me, then Hernan-di! tagged in and threw the X division jobbers around, then Morgan did it and got pinned. Wow, way to make the tag champs look like fools, and it's beyond stupid to have a four-way go so short when YOU'VE GOT A WORLD TITLE 4 WAY AS THE MAIN EVENT!

The Morley-Jarrett thing was a fine homage to something done much better in the past - in this case, the 24/7 hardcore title. This was a nice throwback, except for Morley's kick on the floor missing by a mile. Morley pinning him was...something. Odd, for one thing, since Morley hasn't been on the show in a month. Unless they plan to have Jeff get his revenge on either the PPV or the 3/8 show, this didn't make a lot of sense.

Rob-Doug was bad, but at least reminded me that Doug was actually the X Division champion. What an important championship that is. God, now its holder is beneath ROB TERRY of all people. Yeah, great time for an "X division showcase" PPV. I guess it's better than when they were all doing the Jackass gimmick, but not by much.

Kennedy-Angle's deal was okay, but seemed repetitious, and was definitely the worst thing the two of them have done yet. I loved TBP beating up Angelina and Velvet taking things farther than Lacey wanted - a nice, simple setup for Lacey teaming with Angelina against Velvet and Rayne in the future without being too obvious about it. The in-ring thing after it though didn't do too much for me - it basically ended the same way as the photoshoot beating.

Jarrett-Tomko was okay, but good lord does Tomko ever need to get back in shape soon. It's really embarrassing to see him in such poor shape and be treated as a jobber to the stars. Two years ago, he was a sure-fire main event guy who rose up the card the right way - because fans wanted to see it. And then they fired him and killed his momentum and now, he's just a guy on the show. Nothing about him stands out, and part of it is because he no longer treats himself like one - he doesn't even look like one outside of the beard. Anyway, this might've been the longest match of the night so far - I think it hit a whopping three minutes.

Foley's etiquette skits were amusing - not very rewatching, but funny for tonight, and had some funny visual bits like the bookwalk. Some of the verbal barbs were funny too, I loved the Don Johnson one and him shilling his new book - YEAH!

Bubba (the non-wrestling, fatter Bubba) giving Hogan a big speech annoyed me. For one thing, I don't want to see him on TV, and all the personal stuff he said about Hulk had a bit of sincerity to it, but the point would've been proved better by something that fans had any emotional connection with at all. It doesn't matter how long they've been friends in real life - if fans at home haven't been educated about it, there's not much of a point to it.

The main event was another "fine, but nothing special" match on the show. Tenay constantly mentioning how the ring has changed his life made no sense to me since he still acts like a retard and looks low-rent. Hopefully they change it for 3/8. I dug the story of the match though, with Flair further destroying Pope's leg leading to a figure 4 where the ref HAD to end it before Pope got hurt. The post-match deal with Hogan was amusing, with Hogan throwing punches and then nearly falling over. That was kinda sad. Flair bleeding like a stuck pig off the barb wire was sure awesome-looking for the few shots they actually got of it.


Screens -
Will this show have more than 10 minutes of action?












Hogan = hardcore Horseman




Quotes -
Tenay - Last week, RIC FLAIR AND AJ STYLES DELIVERED A BLOOD-FILLED MESSAGE TO HULK HOGAN!
Flair - I’m overwhelmed by all this talent. AJ, you really are the man. The reason we called this group together is because we’ve had a week to think about what happened with Hogan last week, and Hulk, I know you’re in the building. I need you to come out here because AJ and I want to apologize for our conduct and attitude - we wanna give you a present, we wanna give back to the Hulkster and TNA!
Tenay - SINCE WHEN IS FLAIR KNOWN FOR HIS PHILANTRHAEC ATTITUDE!?
Flair - Woah woah woah - before I say another word, can I assume that this will be a very peaceful conversation!? I don’t want ya beating me up! Can I walk over and talk to you or not? As a result of our bad judgment, I’m gonna set you up tonight brother! I’m gonna have you put your jet pack on - you can pour it full of rocket fuel, and have one of them or all of them. You, moron, GET NOTHING! No? Okay - I’m sorry.
Hogan - I’M NOT HERE TO BUM A CIG, BUY ME A DRINK, OR LEND ME A VIAGRA, BROTHER! WHAT I’M HERE TO TALK ABOUT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING TO ME - I PROMISED DIXIE AND MY FAMILY, AND MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL, I MADE AN OATH TO THE BOYS THAT I WOULDN’T LACE MY BOOTS UP! I PROMISED THAT I’D HELP THE COMPANY GROW TO THE MOUNTAIN TOP, BUT AFTER WHAT YOU AND THAT WANNABE-FLAIR DID TO ME LAST WEEK, EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED, FLAIR, AND IN FOUR DAYS, BOYS, ON MARCH 8TH, MONDAY NIGHT, HULK HOGAN AND ABYSS ARE GONNA TAKE YOU AND AJ STYLES TO SCHOOL, MAN! Hold on, so I guess there’s only one question left to ask you jabronis - WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO…
Abyss - WHEN HULK HOGAN AND ABYSS-A-MANIA RUN WILD ON YOUUUUUU!
Flair - You don’t know what I’m talking about - 2 years I retired, and just like you, it meant the world to me to leave on the highest note possible. BUT IF YOU’RE TALKING TO ME AND REALLY WANT ME HERE IN FOUR DAYS, I’M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT MORE THAN ANYTHING I’VE DONE IN MY LIFE - THE ONE THING I’VE NEVER DONE IS BEAT YOU ON NATIONAL TV, AND THEN I’LL HAVE IT! AND YOU’LL GET HURT IN THE PROCESS!
AJ - Hogan, let’s bump the brakes for a sec - after everything you’ve done for this business, when you wrestled, you were king. When YOU wrestled - times have changed. Now I’m king! I HOLD THE TITLE! I’M THE CHAMP! I’m just trying to get you to save face cuz you’re gonna do this on a LIVE MONDAY NIGHT IMPACT, YOU’RE GONNA SACRIFICE THE PRESTIGIOUS NAME OF HOGAN AGAINST AJ STYLES!
Flair - TELL ‘EM AJ! YOU TELL ‘EM! HAHA!
AJ - All I’m saying is bump the brakes! Love the crosses, don’t they look great? I’ll tell ya what - why don’t we do this. Let’s get outta here Slick Ric…
Flair - FOUR DAYS, WE’RE GONNA DO IT NATURE BOY LIKE. UP ON DAY, OUT ALL NIGHT!
Bischoff - Not so fast - I hate to break up your plans, but AJ’s got some plans tonight. AJ’s gonna be defending his title in a 4 corners match against Abyss, Pope, and Desmond Wolfe!
Flair - HE’S GOT A BIG MATCH MONDAY NIGHT!
Bischoff - AND HE’S GOT A BIG ONE TONIGHT! LIVE WITH IT!
Wolfe - If someone closes a door in my face, I KICK IT DOWN AND TELL A BIRD TO GO UP AND CLOSE THE WINDOW BECAUSE IT’S A LITTLE BREEZY! AJ, much like Ed Lewis and Thesz, is a model champion. Flair, you say to be the man, you need to beat the man, but tonight, I don’t need to beat the man to become champion. I can beat the window-licker Abyss, or the poop Dinero to become champion!
Bischoff - You wanna start a football league that’s gonna compete with the NFL? YOU’VE GOTTA BE AN IDIOT! (Jeff Jarrett comes by)HEY, THE CHEF’S HERE!
Jarrett - Hey, the best burgers in TNA history were served last week!
Bischoff - Jeff, this week, I was walking through the offices and I went into the men’s room and your name just flashed into my head like a thousand neon lights. Tonight Jeff, you’re gonna be the TNA JANITOR IN CHARGE!
Jarrett - You’re looking at the best TNA janitor ever! BRING IT ON, BISCHOFF!
Tenay - I THINK ERIC BISCHOFF WANTS TO BREAK JEFF JARRETT!
Taz - Hernandez is treating him like a Smith machine! You know what that is, right?
Tenay - WHAT!?
Taz - Go to a gym.
Angle - Since you came in on January 4th, no one has done more for it than YOU!
Hogan - Hey, you guys laid the ground work. You guys built this company.
Angle - THAT DOESN’T MATTER!
Ms. Fowler - Please help me remove my coat.
Foley - Wow, I’ve never had a woman ask me to remove her clothes.
Ms. Fowler - I’ve been hired to make sure that you don’t…scare…people you don’t want to scare.
Ms. Fowler - The sleeves are a little long.
Foley - Okay, I’ll roll them up like Don Johnson did in the ‘80s.
Pope - You know how it goes Christy, when we’re together, you might be on top for a while, but Pope always ends up on top in the end. Dick Flair and Arthur “I have no class” Styles tried to take Pope out, but tonight, Pope has arrived. They can’t be happy about that, but Pope’s doctor can’t be too happy either. Pope’s really digging this Hulk Hogan, brother, why wait for tomorrow when we can do it today!? Pope has big plans for Lockdown, but tonight, Pope’s gonna leave the Impact Zone as the new world champion. If that banana-nosed Ric Flair tries to get involved, Pope’s gonna reach back into the ‘80s and give him a pimp slap! Pope has spoken!
Bischoff - Hey Jeff, you said you wanted a match…
Jarrett - I WANTED A MATCH, BUT NOT IN…THE BATHROOM!
Bischoff - Boy, you’re picky! Fine, you want a match in the ring? I’ll give you one, but I hope you’re a fast healer, because it’s tonight.
Jarrett - Prick.
Ms. Fowler - I want you to help me with my chair.
Foley - Well, then that means you’ll have to help me get up again.
Anderson - I AM THE GREATEST WRESTLER IN THE WORLD TODAY. IT’S REAL, IT’S DAMN REAL! WITH THAT BEING SAID, MOST OF YOU KNOW THAT I’M ALSO THE MOST INJURY-PRONE WRESTLER IN THE WORLD TODAY! OWIE OWIE OWIE! I think I just broke my neck for the 17th time again. One time, I broke it while I was tying my shoe, another time when I was walking dog, one time I was taking a dump and pushed too hard and not only got hemmies but BROKE MY FREAKIN NECK, and then one time, when I was drinking a Yoohoo, and then one time in band camp…Enough of that, we got some serious stuff to talk about. Mr. Anderson, YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU CARVED UP MY FOREHEAD WITH THIS PIECE OF CRAP AROUND MY NECK, WHICH BY THE WAY FOLKS, I KNOW YOU DON’T KNOW THIS - I don’t give a damn about the troops, I don't know what words mean about the soldiers in Iraq - it’s just a ploy to get your sympathy. And for me to make you guys think that I’m a real swell guy! OH IT’S REAL, IT’S DAMN REAL!
Abyss - THIS RING ENCOMPASSES ALL THE HULKAMANIACS ALL OVER THE WORLD! LET ME TAKE ON FLAIR AND AJ - I IMPLORE YOU!
Hogan - WHEN AJ’S DESTROYING MY LEGS THAT I CAN BARELY STAND ON, YOU’RE GONNA PROTECT ME! I LOVE YOU MY BROTHER!
Abyss - I LOVE YOU TOO, HULK!
Lacey - I THINK THAT’S ENOUGH!
Velvet - I’LL TELL YOU WHEN IT’S ENOUGH! (delivers one more shot with a whip) Okay, NOW it’s enough.
Taz - Angelina’s hot. And mad too.
Tenay - THAT BELT HAS METAL SPIKES ON IT!
Taz - Or loops.
Taz - This isn’t a match - it’s a fight.
Tenay - LACEY HITS HER WITH THE UGLY STICK!
Taz - THAT’S THE STICK IN HER HAND!
Bubba - PEOPLE WON’T TELL YOU WHAT THEY NEED TO HEAR! YOU CAN’T EVEN GET OUT OF YOUR CHAIR! I’VE SEEN YOU GET NEW KNEES PUT IN YOU. I’VE BEEN IN THE WAITING ROOMS FOR YOU. YOU’RE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING AND THE GODFATHER OF MY SON! DON’T BE A MARK FOR YOURSELF, TERRY, YOU DON’T NEED TO WRESTLE! YOU LIED TO THEM - YOU SAID YOU WOULDN’T WORK AGAIN! DON’T BE A CRIPPLE!
Taz - TOMKO IS CALCULATING AND COLD ATTACKING THE ARM OF JARRETT!
Bischoff - Hulk, the Hulk Hogan brand is what’s making this all work. Without that…I don’t think anything can help it.
Hogan - Eric, when we came into this together, we said we’d either go up together, or go down together. And you’ve always been right behind me.
Taz - WELL, HERE COMES THA POPE!
Tenay - THIS IS WHY THE POPE VISITED THE DOCTOR!
Pope - I’M NOT GONNA GIVE UP!
Pope - BRING YOUR TWO DOLLAR BUTTS TO THE RING SO WE CAN GET SOME CHANGE!
 
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Yeah, he's gained a lot of weight in the middle - made worse by him wearing the same trunks he wore when he was like 20 pounds lighter.
 
[quote name='JaytheGamefan'][/QUOTE]
My mind went to a dark place when that was on my television screen.
 
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That totally changed my morning from 'crappy' to 'okay' in one swoop. Actually laughed out loud at that.

I'm a terrible person, but I'm pretty okay with that.
 
[quote name='Chase']I think Lacey von Erich is the most attractive female in the 'Beautiful People' group. Christy Hemme, though, is my favorite on the entire TNA roster.[/QUOTE]

That is definitely the one thing Lacey has going for her.
 
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