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So has Angel been down to the ring once during once since the show started? You'd think being the guest host he'd, you know, go out and greet the crowd and make a match or two.
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[quote name='Purple Flames']So has Angel been down to the ring once during once since the show started? You'd think being the guest host he'd, you know, go out and greet the crowd and make a match or two.[/QUOTE]
at least next week should be better with Stone Cold as guest host.
at least next week should be better with Stone Cold as guest host.
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That was 
ing cool and im a HUGE Anderson fan!!!!
ing cool and im a HUGE Anderson fan!!!!
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^ lol. Christian wins! Christian wins! Christian wins!
EDIT: I'd pay $100 for a PPV where X-Pac and Bubba get hit by a truck and killed.
EDIT: I'd pay $100 for a PPV where X-Pac and Bubba get hit by a truck and killed.
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They somehow found a way to make Sheamus even whiter.
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[quote name='Purple Flames']They somehow found a way to make Sheamus even whiter.[/QUOTE]
They clearly photoshopped the background in that pic.
They clearly photoshopped the background in that pic.
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[quote name='mykevermin']They clearly photoshopped the background in that pic.[/QUOTE]
:lol:
:lol:
Eric Young might be a serious contender for a guy who looks a thousand times tougher now that he ditched the fauxhawk and is channeling Brian Pillman with a shaved head. That piledriver was beautiful, moreso cause Waltman's had serious neck surgery and I want them to have to carry him out.
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TNA booked Jeff Jarrett to easily take on, by himself, one of the best tag teams in wrestling today.
Their biggest problem is that they can't just let a wrestling match be aing wrestling match.
Their biggest problem is that they can't just let a wrestling match be a
ing wrestling match.
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if that's not the jobber stance!
if that's not the jobber stance!
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[quote name='diddy310']They caught his awesome WCW/NWO Revenge run to the ring at least.[/QUOTE]
I was thinking about WCW vs nWo World Tour during the opening segment of Impact tonight. One of the security guards had a face that was so incredibly large compared to the size of his head that it reminded me of one of the no-name characters from that game.
I was thinking about WCW vs nWo World Tour during the opening segment of Impact tonight. One of the security guards had a face that was so incredibly large compared to the size of his head that it reminded me of one of the no-name characters from that game.
[quote name='JJSP']Man, there aren't many people who bleed like Flair. Definitely a change of pace from the "no blood" edict of Raw as of late.[/QUOTE]
Very true, no one really does the crimson mask better than flair. If this is a no disqualification why isn't Abyss running over both those guys?
Very true, no one really does the crimson mask better than flair. If this is a no disqualification why isn't Abyss running over both those guys?
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wow cena stomp fest quite predictable as usual.
edidt: I agree Chronis. another example of botchtista's incredible in-ring prowess.
edidt: I agree Chronis. another example of botchtista's incredible in-ring prowess.
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No doubt. The platinum blondes always do it better (Steve Corino, Michael PS Hayes and Dusty Rhodes all come to mind), but Flair is far and above the finest.
[quote name='JJSP']Man, there aren't many people who bleed like Flair. Definitely a change of pace from the "no blood" edict of Raw as of late.[/QUOTE]
[quote name='JJSP']Man, there aren't many people who bleed like Flair. Definitely a change of pace from the "no blood" edict of Raw as of late.[/QUOTE]
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Hopefully they'll add it in when they replay it on Thurs. But yeah, that was stupid.
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TNA owned it tonight, I did flip at the end to see Cena vs. McMahon to find out it was some marathon bullshit switcharoo. X Division three way was intense, Williams rolling German suplex is insane.
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I'll give them the benefit of the doubt - they're new to live TV w/ runover (as compared w/ PPV).
TNA has more promise now than they did on Jan 4th. But they continue to ignore that the foundation to a wrestling promotion needs to be the wrestling. They focused on talking, backstage segments, more talking, more talking, and yes, more talking still. They did not differentiate themselves from WWE. It has the promise, but it simply lacks wrestling. The three way was pretty good, and the main event was unique. But the wrestling, on the whole, just is not there.
TNA has more promise now than they did on Jan 4th. But they continue to ignore that the foundation to a wrestling promotion needs to be the wrestling. They focused on talking, backstage segments, more talking, more talking, and yes, more talking still. They did not differentiate themselves from WWE. It has the promise, but it simply lacks wrestling. The three way was pretty good, and the main event was unique. But the wrestling, on the whole, just is not there.
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Hart/Vince
Batista/Cena
HHH/Sheamus
Undertaker/HBK
Edge/Jericho
MITB Bourne, Dolph, Kane, Benjamin, Hardy, Christian, Swagger, MVP
MizShow/ Truth and Wisdom ( R Truth, John M)
Potential Matches
Punk/Rey
Orton/Rhodes/Dibiase
Ladies Fight
Is there any news on Kofi and Drew Mc plans for Wrestlemania?
Hart/Vince
Batista/Cena
HHH/Sheamus
Undertaker/HBK
Edge/Jericho
MITB Bourne, Dolph, Kane, Benjamin, Hardy, Christian, Swagger, MVP
MizShow/ Truth and Wisdom ( R Truth, John M)
Potential Matches
Punk/Rey
Orton/Rhodes/Dibiase
Ladies Fight
Is there any news on Kofi and Drew Mc plans for Wrestlemania?
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[quote name='Chronis']OK, you guys can't even complain about Edge after Batista's spear. Jesus, that was BAD![/QUOTE]
Botchtista at his best. Almost took the ref out too after he did the botchtista bomb when he did that roll after he landed
Botchtista at his best. Almost took the ref out too after he did the botchtista bomb when he did that roll after he landed
[quote name='pimpster4183']TNA owned it tonight, I did flip at the end to see Cena vs. McMahon to find out it was some marathon bullshit switcharoo. X Division three way was intense, Williams rolling German suplex is insane.[/QUOTE]
Owned what? Having a 55 year and 60 year old who are both grey,bald, out of shape and 15 years past their prime as the main focus of the show? Yup TNA sure did own it. Having a 40 year old who is 12 years past his prime as the 3rd main focus of the show?
Jeff Jarret beating up a tag team?
How about debuting RVD and wasting him in a 10 second match? How about making RVD look like a complete MORON to turn his back on a guy with a baseball bat in hands.
Wasting time on 3 old grey hair men in Hall, Nash and Chyna Lover Pac?
Cutting off Jeff Hardy at the end?
TNA would be a million times better if they cut out all of the 50 year olds and washed up WWF/WCW stars who killed of WCW in 2000.
Owned what? Having a 55 year and 60 year old who are both grey,bald, out of shape and 15 years past their prime as the main focus of the show? Yup TNA sure did own it. Having a 40 year old who is 12 years past his prime as the 3rd main focus of the show?
Jeff Jarret beating up a tag team?
How about debuting RVD and wasting him in a 10 second match? How about making RVD look like a complete MORON to turn his back on a guy with a baseball bat in hands.
Wasting time on 3 old grey hair men in Hall, Nash and Chyna Lover Pac?
Cutting off Jeff Hardy at the end?
TNA would be a million times better if they cut out all of the 50 year olds and washed up WWF/WCW stars who killed of WCW in 2000.
tna was funny is a lame way. like really bad. they had that "watch the first 5 minutes" ad only to pull a switcharoo on us and make it later. false marketing!
i really like the hbk/undertaker speech as that had character development unlike hogan and flair who should went "It ain't ova!!!"
i really like the hbk/undertaker speech as that had character development unlike hogan and flair who should went "It ain't ova!!!"
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live post impact show at tnawrestlinglive.com
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TNA would be a million times better if they cut out all of the 50 year olds and washed up WWF/WCW stars who killed of WCW in 2000.[/QUOTE]
Everything wildcpac said but this the most. half of TNA's young roster will now be either jobbers or mid carders which will stunt their careers obviously....only to give way to two men who have bad knees and bad hips. TNA should just be called the new WCW. now all they are missing is the Macho Man and Lex Luger and they are complete.
TNA would be a million times better if they cut out all of the 50 year olds and washed up WWF/WCW stars who killed of WCW in 2000.[/QUOTE]
Everything wildcpac said but this the most. half of TNA's young roster will now be either jobbers or mid carders which will stunt their careers obviously....only to give way to two men who have bad knees and bad hips. TNA should just be called the new WCW. now all they are missing is the Macho Man and Lex Luger and they are complete.
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Impact was way better this week than it usually was. It was still lacking in actual wrestling content, but they did at least deliver a solid X division three way and attempted to make the division seem important by having Bischoff endorse it on-air. A better endorsement probably would have been actually featuring it in a way that makes it look strong for the past two months, but at least they did SOMETHING to give the appearance of caring about it.
The bait and switch at the beginning of the show left a bad taste in my mouth, but I'll give them credit for at least not only re-doing the match later, but actually having it go to a finish and do it in such a way that Hogan gave a rub to Abyss by feeding AJ into his finisher and not the other way around. Flair's bleeding tonight was way more effective than on Thursday's show since they actually showed close-ups of it. Jeff Hardy's return at the end was a million times better than his 1/4 one. Here, he was in the main event mix, as opposed to beating up the likes of Homicide. TNA's production snafus hurt the match a bit - they not only missed the Flair flop on the ramp, but also cut the show off before Jeff's show-closing swanton. I'm sure they'll fix it on Thursday's replay, but that doesn't do shit for me tonight.
Beer Money turning heel was awesome. They justified it nicely by bringing up that they hadn't been featured on Impact much since the Hogan/Bischoff regime took over, and established the history between Storm and Jarrett that hadn't been talked about before on TNA TV. They did a good job building to a Jeff/Foley vs. Beer Money PPV match, which is probably the best chance Foley has of being in a good match so far in his TNA run.
The Hogan sympathy stuff was brutal. Brooke's acting was Wrestlelicious, and Jennifer's cleavage was absurd. Plus, she didn't exactly look great in the close-up shots of her. TBP, on the other hand, looked uber-hot no matter what. I'm glad to see them get the KOs belts, even if they seem to lack any challengers aside from the lipstick lesbos and the haggard chicks with their makeups guns set to "whore".
Grumpy old Sting ruled. While it was absurd for Taz and especially Tenay to be surprised that Sting was acting heelish, I loved it. There's no justification for it yet beyond the year+old deal where Sting was worried about his biological clock ticking, but even if they just stick with that, I'm fine. Sting cut the best promos of his career as a heel, and I've pretty much given up on him having great matches, so a role that emphasizes what he's best at is fine by me. RVD-Sting was foreshadowed way too much by Taz and Tenay, but RVD got a great pop and beat Sting in his first night in the company in a perfect fluke win. Sting looked at the ramp, RVD came up from behind off the top and beat him after a flying karate kick and rolling thunder. Easy win for RVD, but one that he paid for as Sting beat him up forever. The beating taking at least four times longer than the match kind of bugged me, as did RVD attempting to emote, sell, or best of all, sell the injured leg while trying to run the ropes, but the angle did leave me with a desire to see Sting vs. RVD again, which is more than I can say for Sting vs. Angle I on free TV, which gave away too much. This gave away just enough to leave you wanting more for the PPV - something TNA rarely does well.
The Angle-Army entrance was so damned awesome-looking. It was the closest TNA has come to replicating a WWE-style epic entrance with a ton of bystanders...and it was on free TV instead of the PPV blowoff. Well, at least they did it. They also seemed to be building up a lumberjack stip for their blowoff, but appeared to get that out of their system tonight.
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The bait and switch at the beginning of the show left a bad taste in my mouth, but I'll give them credit for at least not only re-doing the match later, but actually having it go to a finish and do it in such a way that Hogan gave a rub to Abyss by feeding AJ into his finisher and not the other way around. Flair's bleeding tonight was way more effective than on Thursday's show since they actually showed close-ups of it. Jeff Hardy's return at the end was a million times better than his 1/4 one. Here, he was in the main event mix, as opposed to beating up the likes of Homicide. TNA's production snafus hurt the match a bit - they not only missed the Flair flop on the ramp, but also cut the show off before Jeff's show-closing swanton. I'm sure they'll fix it on Thursday's replay, but that doesn't do shit for me tonight.
Beer Money turning heel was awesome. They justified it nicely by bringing up that they hadn't been featured on Impact much since the Hogan/Bischoff regime took over, and established the history between Storm and Jarrett that hadn't been talked about before on TNA TV. They did a good job building to a Jeff/Foley vs. Beer Money PPV match, which is probably the best chance Foley has of being in a good match so far in his TNA run.
The Hogan sympathy stuff was brutal. Brooke's acting was Wrestlelicious, and Jennifer's cleavage was absurd. Plus, she didn't exactly look great in the close-up shots of her. TBP, on the other hand, looked uber-hot no matter what. I'm glad to see them get the KOs belts, even if they seem to lack any challengers aside from the lipstick lesbos and the haggard chicks with their makeups guns set to "whore".
Grumpy old Sting ruled. While it was absurd for Taz and especially Tenay to be surprised that Sting was acting heelish, I loved it. There's no justification for it yet beyond the year+old deal where Sting was worried about his biological clock ticking, but even if they just stick with that, I'm fine. Sting cut the best promos of his career as a heel, and I've pretty much given up on him having great matches, so a role that emphasizes what he's best at is fine by me. RVD-Sting was foreshadowed way too much by Taz and Tenay, but RVD got a great pop and beat Sting in his first night in the company in a perfect fluke win. Sting looked at the ramp, RVD came up from behind off the top and beat him after a flying karate kick and rolling thunder. Easy win for RVD, but one that he paid for as Sting beat him up forever. The beating taking at least four times longer than the match kind of bugged me, as did RVD attempting to emote, sell, or best of all, sell the injured leg while trying to run the ropes, but the angle did leave me with a desire to see Sting vs. RVD again, which is more than I can say for Sting vs. Angle I on free TV, which gave away too much. This gave away just enough to leave you wanting more for the PPV - something TNA rarely does well.
The Angle-Army entrance was so damned awesome-looking. It was the closest TNA has come to replicating a WWE-style epic entrance with a ton of bystanders...and it was on free TV instead of the PPV blowoff. Well, at least they did it. They also seemed to be building up a lumberjack stip for their blowoff, but appeared to get that out of their system tonight.
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Tenay - WE WELCOME YOU TO THIS HISTORIC IMPACT WITH THE MONSTER AND THE HULKSTER!
Hogan - WELL YA KNOW, MY BLOOD BROTHER ABYSS - IT’S TIME TO CUT THE CLOWNIN’ DUDE! IT’S THE BIGGEST NIGHT IN TNA HISTORY! WE’RE LIVE! SPIKE IS GONNA BACK, JACK, IT’S TIME TO TAKE CARE OF ALL OF THE BUSINESS! FLAIR, AJ STYLES! BIG BROTHER, THERE AIN’T NO REASON TO WAIT AROUND - WE’RE GONNA BE THE JUDGE, JURY, AND EXECUTIONER! AJ AND FLAIR, YOU GUYS BETTER GET READY! WHEN I CAME HERE TO RUN THIS COMPANY, I WAS GONNA TAKE TNA TO INFINITY AND BEYOND! BUT FLAIR, NOW THAT YOU AND AJ HAVE CHANGED THE RULES! AND HAVE LEFT ME IN A POOL OF BLOOD IN FRONT OF MY FAMILY AND THE HULKAMANIACS, AND WHEN YOU LEFT MY BLOOD BROTHER CHAINED TO THE RING, THIS IS TNA’S RECKONING DAY! BROTHER! AS FAR AS THE DIRTIEST PLAYER IN THE GAME AND HIS PROTÉGÉ, IT’S TIME TO MEET THE POWER OF TNA AND ALL THE ABYSS-A-MANIACS! GET YOUR ASSES DOWN HERE!
Tenay - STING USES THE BAT ON STING AND ABYSS!
Taz - YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!
Brooke - STOP IT!
Hogan - HEY FLAIR! YOU AND YOUR PUPPET, THIS AIN’T OVER! LEMME TELL YA SOMETHING, WE’RE GONNA FINISH THIS BEFORE THE NIGHT’S OVER! AND LEMME TELL YA FLAIR, YOU KEEP CHANGING THE RULES, I’M GONNA CHANGE THE GAME! WE’RE GONNA GET YOUR ASSES OUT HERE LATER - NO DQ!
Dixie - WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
Sting - I OWE YOU NOTHING, DIXIE!
Flair - STING HAS FINALLY COME TO HIS SENSES! THANK GOD! I ALWAYS KNEW THAT I OWNED YOU! SEE THIS!? THIS IS HOGAN AND ABYSS’S BLOOD - I HAVEN’T EVEN STARTED YET! IF I’M GONNA COME OUT OF RETIREMENT, I’M GONNA MAKE A STATEMENT! WE’RE GONNA FINISH THIS - EITHER IN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS OR HEAVEN! YOU’RE LEAVING IN AN AMBULANCE! YOU WANNA PLAY GUTS AND GLORY? DIAL THE NAME RING FLAIR!
Abyss - WHY STING WHY!?
Kaz - It was almost 2 years ago that I chose to walk away from TNA. And when I did, I had a lot of doubt - about myself. After a lot of soul searching, I CAN SAY THAT LIVE, TONIGHT, THAT DOUBT IS GONE! THE REASON I CAME BACK TO TNA IS TO REIGNITE THE FLAME OF THE X DIVISION! (crowd chants X Division) The way I see it, if TNA’s going to war, LET THE WARRIORS OF THE X DIVISION LEAD US INTO BATTLE!
Daniels - WAIT! LET ME MAKE ONE THING CLEAR, IF ANYONE IS GONNA LEAD THE X DIVISION INTO BATTLE, IT’S GONNA BE YOU! IT’S NOT GONNA BE ANY OF THE BUFFOONS IN THE BACK - IT’S GONNA BE THE MAN WHO WAS X DIVISION FOR 10 YEARS BEFORE IT MEANT ANYTHING, THE LONGEST-REIGNING X DIVISION CHAMPION OF ALL-TIME - CHRISTOPHER DANIELS! AND ON THIS HISTORIC NIGHT, I TELL BISCHOFF AND THE WORLD THAT I, AND I ALONE, WILL CARRY THE X DIVISION TO THE HIGHEST OF HEIGHTS! BECAUSE I AM X!
Williams - THIS IS A PRETTY PICTURE - two geezers spouting off like they’re here to save the X division. Well chaps, let me assure you…SHUT YOUR MOUTHS! Let me assure you that the X division is alive and well, and I can say that in all confidence because I AM THE X DIVISIONC HAMPION!
Kaz - DOUGLAS, YOU HAVE A POINT. You are the champion, but seven years ago, when we were pioneering the X division, where were you!?
Daniels - WHAT’S ALL THIS WE NONSENSE!? YOU HAVEN’T DONE ANYTHING THAT I CARE ABOUT!
Kaz - Listen bub, maybe the reason you don’t care is because you’re just a selfish prick! (Bischoff comes out)
Tenay - IT’S LIKE A REVOLVING DOOR OUT HERE!
Bischoff - When Hogan called me and said “what do you think about me getting into the ring to help out TNA?” I WAS EXCITED BECAUSE OF THE X DIVISION! IT ISN’T JUST THE HEART OF TNA, IT’S THE ADRENALINE OF TNA! I’M GONNA MAKE IT RUN BIGGER, STRONGER, AND FASTER! GET MY DRIFT? Kazarian, you’ve got a shot, and that match is gonna happen tonight! Daniels, I haven’t forgotten about you - tonight, it’s gonna be Kaz vs. Daniels vs. Williams, and the future starts RIGHT NOW DAMMIT!
Tenay - NEXT WEEK, TNA KICKS OFF MONDAY NIGHTS WITH A THREE HOUR BLOCK OF TNA!
Tenay - At Destination X, it’ll be the return of Ultimate X - the Guns vs. Generation Me!
Taz - YOU ARE WITNESSING THE X DIVISION! YOU WILL NOT SEE ACTION LIKE THIS ANYWHERE ELSE LIVE TONIGHT!
Tenay - KAZARIAN WITH A SPINNING SWINGING NECKBREAKER!
Bischoff - THAT’S HOW I LIKE IT! WILLIAMS! ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE YOU TO YOUR OPPONENT AT DESTINATION X! SURPRISE!
Tenay - SHANNON MOORE GETS A TITLE SHOT AT DESTINATION X!
Borash - What’s going through your mind?
Dixie - Sting, I’m thrilled you signed your TNA contract - BECAUSE TONIGHT, YOU’RE IN A MATCH!
JB - Against WHO!?
Dixie - You’ll find out when everyone else does!
Tenay - KONG AND HAMADA FAILED TO DEFEND THE KNOCKOUTS TAG TEAM TITLES IN THE PAST 30 DAYS, SO TNA MANAGEMENT HAS PUT THE GOLD ON THE LINE IN THIS MATCH!
Taz - TBP busting out the black and pink or pink and black!
Taz - Lacey using her head there. That’s rare.
Tenay - CHRISTY HEMME IS LIVE WITH THE POPE!
Hemme - TONIGHT, AFTER IMPACT, YOU CAN GET THE DON WEST DEAL OF THE DAY! HERE’S THE MAN WHO WILL FACE WOLFE TONIGHT!
Pope - Pope would love to be the pin that hangs from your chain!
Wolfe - YOU LIKE CHAINS!? I THINK MINE LOOKS BETTER AROUND YOUR ANKLE! Keep the chain.
Tenay - WHO WILL BE STING’S OPPONENT!?
(as “Walk” knock-off plays)Taz - Hey Mike, what were you doing at 4:20 today!?
Lacey - Am I a champion too?
Rayne - Yeah!
Velvet - We couldn’t have done it without you, pumpkin.
Taz - Sting’s always been a standup guy and stood for what’s right and all that!
Taz - IT’S MR. MONDAY NIGHT!
Tenay - STING HITS VAN DAM WITH THE BAT AGAIN!
Hogan - WHY SO SERIOUS, STING!?
Taz - How many times is Sting gonna hit RVD with that damn bat!?
Taz - They’re gonna have to get some Hulk out here. Help for Hulk.
Tenay - These actions from Sting are not just shocking, but also DISAPPOINTING!
Nash - Ya know, for the last month, no matter what we’ve done, Hall and Waltman have found a way into the Impact Zone. I talked to Hulk today - I have in my hands a contract that says ONE TIME AND ONE TIME ONLY, Hall and Waltman will be allowed in the Impact Zone for a match at Desgination X against myself and Eric Young. Yo Bad Guys, X-Pac, where ya at man?!
Tenay - How do they keep getting back in the building? And what’s taking them?
Taz - Maybe they got the munchies!
Hall - HEY YO! 2/3 OF THE LEGENDARY WOLFPAC IS IN THIS BUILDING!? AND I HEARD YA BIG SEXY - EXCUSE ME, BIG SELLOUT. What’re you, Hogan’s stooge!? Hogan okayed a contract? HE AIN’T RUNNING THIS SHIZ-OW! Now me and Pac decided that we in on TNA cuz it’s getting cool, and I ain’t the smartest guy in the world, and he ain’t either, but we got lawyers, and they say that why we got lawyers. When we beat you, hand that to Terry Taylor, he’ll give it to Dixie, and we want some big-money contracts! Yo Easy E, you want in on this?!
Bischoff - I’ll tell you what - you and Pac accept the match, and if you win, I’ll make sure you get your FAT CONTRACT. I can get it done.
Hall - You always do.
Bischoff - BUT IF YOU DON’T GET IT DONE, YOU WON’T GET YOUR CONTRACTS. THAT’S THE DEAL!
Hall - IT’S A DEAL-DO!
Nash - See ya at the PPV.
Hall - I’ll be the one that looks like Elvis.
Nash - Alive or dead?
Bischoff - SECURITY! I’M SICK OF PAYING SECURITY OVERTIME, GET HALL AND NASH AWAY FROM THE IMPACT ZONE. ERIC YOUNG, YOU’VE GOT A LICENSE TO KILL - SLAP THAT PUNK UPSIDE HIS BITCH HEAD!
Tenay - YOU’RE WATCHING ERIC YOUNG FIGHT WITH EMOTION!
Angle - Mr. Anderson, as you can see, I brought a few of my closest friends out here tonight! THESE ARE THE MEN AND WOMEN WHO REPRESENT THE US AND SACRIFICE EVERYTHING TO FIGHT FOR OUR COUNTRY! MR. ANDERSON, THESE ARE THE MEN AND WOMEN WHO CHOOSE TO LEAVE THEIR LOVED ONES BEHIND TO STAND UP FOR WHAT WE BELIEVE IN! THESE ARE THE MEN AND WOMEN WHO ARE WILLING TO FIGHT AND EVEN DIE FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND ME! AND MISTER ANDERSON, THESE ARE THE MEN AND WOMEN YOU SPIT ON!
Let me explain something to you, I had an epiphany, you see, winning an Olympic gold medal is NOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT THESE SOLDIERS TO FOR OUR COUNTRY! AND AS A PROUD AMERICAN, IT IS MY DUTY TO PROTECT AND SERVE THESE SOLDIERS WHEN BITCHES LIKE YOU DEGRADE THEM! Now, if there’s one thing I’ve learned over the past year, it’s that you don’t mess with an American soldier! And Mr. Anderson, at Destination X, you’re gonna find out when THIS AMERICAN WARRIOR BEATS YOUR ASS ALL OVER THE IMPACT ZONE!
Kennedy - STOP YOUR GRANDSTANDING. IT ISN’T ABOUT YOU OR THOSE HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUTS! It’s about you, me, and this little international object!
Tenay - WHAT AN ATTACK ON THE ITNERVIEW SET!
Taz - HE SAW ANDERSON AND KNEW EXACTLY WHERE THAT SET WAS!
Bubba - YOU GOTTA STOP THIS! BROOKE’S IN HYSTERICS AND JENNIFER CAN’T CALM HER DOWN! I WISH YOU COULD LOOK AT YOURSELF RIGHT NOW!
Hogan - I GOTTA DO THIS! YOU KNOW I GOTTA DO THIS!
Earl - I NEED A SECOND CHANCE!
Bubba - EVERYONE DESERVES A SECOND CHANCE, I GOT ONE IN RADIO, YOU GOT ONE IN WRESTLING!
Hogan - You need to let this thing go - you need to promise me that you won’t get things get in the way. You gotta do me a favor, my daughter’s watching, and Nick’s in CA worried out of his mind - STOP IT FOR ME if I’m down and out! Thank you guys very much!
Tenay - At Desination X, it’ll be all or nothing - WIN A CONTRACT OR LEAVE TNA!
Taz - Jarrett with the double noggin knocker! Which means that two noggins have knocked together.
Brooke - DADDY! ARE YOU OKAY!? I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! I DIDN’T WANNA ASK YOU BEFORE, BUT… IT’S REALLY TOUGH FOR ME TO SEE YOU GO OUT THERE LIKE THAT. TO EVERYONE ELSE, YOU’RE THE HULKSTER, BUT TO ME, YOU’RE MY DAD!
Hogan - The fans kinda like called me - you know about that. I’m gonna be okay. Abyss has got my back - he’s young!
Brooke - Promise me one thing, and just make this your last time because we’ve lost SO MUCH AND I DON’T WANNA LOSE YOU TOO! PROMISE ME NO MORE! LAST TIME!
Hogan - Our family’s been through hell and back for the past few years - don’t worry, this is the last one. I promise.
Tenay - TONIGHT’S IMPACT MAIN EVENT IS SPONSORED BY RENT A CENTE R- WHERE YOU NEVER NEED CREDIT!
Taz - VINTAGE FLAIR!
Taz - Flair is bleeding like a stuffed pig . No offense to the stuffed pigs!
Taz - LOOK AT FLAIR! I think he may need a stitch or two.
Taz - FLAIR GETS CAUGHT IN THE OL’ YAMBAG!
Hogan - WELL YA KNOW, MY BLOOD BROTHER ABYSS - IT’S TIME TO CUT THE CLOWNIN’ DUDE! IT’S THE BIGGEST NIGHT IN TNA HISTORY! WE’RE LIVE! SPIKE IS GONNA BACK, JACK, IT’S TIME TO TAKE CARE OF ALL OF THE BUSINESS! FLAIR, AJ STYLES! BIG BROTHER, THERE AIN’T NO REASON TO WAIT AROUND - WE’RE GONNA BE THE JUDGE, JURY, AND EXECUTIONER! AJ AND FLAIR, YOU GUYS BETTER GET READY! WHEN I CAME HERE TO RUN THIS COMPANY, I WAS GONNA TAKE TNA TO INFINITY AND BEYOND! BUT FLAIR, NOW THAT YOU AND AJ HAVE CHANGED THE RULES! AND HAVE LEFT ME IN A POOL OF BLOOD IN FRONT OF MY FAMILY AND THE HULKAMANIACS, AND WHEN YOU LEFT MY BLOOD BROTHER CHAINED TO THE RING, THIS IS TNA’S RECKONING DAY! BROTHER! AS FAR AS THE DIRTIEST PLAYER IN THE GAME AND HIS PROTÉGÉ, IT’S TIME TO MEET THE POWER OF TNA AND ALL THE ABYSS-A-MANIACS! GET YOUR ASSES DOWN HERE!
Tenay - STING USES THE BAT ON STING AND ABYSS!
Taz - YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!
Brooke - STOP IT!
Hogan - HEY FLAIR! YOU AND YOUR PUPPET, THIS AIN’T OVER! LEMME TELL YA SOMETHING, WE’RE GONNA FINISH THIS BEFORE THE NIGHT’S OVER! AND LEMME TELL YA FLAIR, YOU KEEP CHANGING THE RULES, I’M GONNA CHANGE THE GAME! WE’RE GONNA GET YOUR ASSES OUT HERE LATER - NO DQ!
Dixie - WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
Sting - I OWE YOU NOTHING, DIXIE!
Flair - STING HAS FINALLY COME TO HIS SENSES! THANK GOD! I ALWAYS KNEW THAT I OWNED YOU! SEE THIS!? THIS IS HOGAN AND ABYSS’S BLOOD - I HAVEN’T EVEN STARTED YET! IF I’M GONNA COME OUT OF RETIREMENT, I’M GONNA MAKE A STATEMENT! WE’RE GONNA FINISH THIS - EITHER IN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS OR HEAVEN! YOU’RE LEAVING IN AN AMBULANCE! YOU WANNA PLAY GUTS AND GLORY? DIAL THE NAME RING FLAIR!
Abyss - WHY STING WHY!?
Kaz - It was almost 2 years ago that I chose to walk away from TNA. And when I did, I had a lot of doubt - about myself. After a lot of soul searching, I CAN SAY THAT LIVE, TONIGHT, THAT DOUBT IS GONE! THE REASON I CAME BACK TO TNA IS TO REIGNITE THE FLAME OF THE X DIVISION! (crowd chants X Division) The way I see it, if TNA’s going to war, LET THE WARRIORS OF THE X DIVISION LEAD US INTO BATTLE!
Daniels - WAIT! LET ME MAKE ONE THING CLEAR, IF ANYONE IS GONNA LEAD THE X DIVISION INTO BATTLE, IT’S GONNA BE YOU! IT’S NOT GONNA BE ANY OF THE BUFFOONS IN THE BACK - IT’S GONNA BE THE MAN WHO WAS X DIVISION FOR 10 YEARS BEFORE IT MEANT ANYTHING, THE LONGEST-REIGNING X DIVISION CHAMPION OF ALL-TIME - CHRISTOPHER DANIELS! AND ON THIS HISTORIC NIGHT, I TELL BISCHOFF AND THE WORLD THAT I, AND I ALONE, WILL CARRY THE X DIVISION TO THE HIGHEST OF HEIGHTS! BECAUSE I AM X!
Williams - THIS IS A PRETTY PICTURE - two geezers spouting off like they’re here to save the X division. Well chaps, let me assure you…SHUT YOUR MOUTHS! Let me assure you that the X division is alive and well, and I can say that in all confidence because I AM THE X DIVISIONC HAMPION!
Kaz - DOUGLAS, YOU HAVE A POINT. You are the champion, but seven years ago, when we were pioneering the X division, where were you!?
Daniels - WHAT’S ALL THIS WE NONSENSE!? YOU HAVEN’T DONE ANYTHING THAT I CARE ABOUT!
Kaz - Listen bub, maybe the reason you don’t care is because you’re just a selfish prick! (Bischoff comes out)
Tenay - IT’S LIKE A REVOLVING DOOR OUT HERE!
Bischoff - When Hogan called me and said “what do you think about me getting into the ring to help out TNA?” I WAS EXCITED BECAUSE OF THE X DIVISION! IT ISN’T JUST THE HEART OF TNA, IT’S THE ADRENALINE OF TNA! I’M GONNA MAKE IT RUN BIGGER, STRONGER, AND FASTER! GET MY DRIFT? Kazarian, you’ve got a shot, and that match is gonna happen tonight! Daniels, I haven’t forgotten about you - tonight, it’s gonna be Kaz vs. Daniels vs. Williams, and the future starts RIGHT NOW DAMMIT!
Tenay - NEXT WEEK, TNA KICKS OFF MONDAY NIGHTS WITH A THREE HOUR BLOCK OF TNA!
Tenay - At Destination X, it’ll be the return of Ultimate X - the Guns vs. Generation Me!
Taz - YOU ARE WITNESSING THE X DIVISION! YOU WILL NOT SEE ACTION LIKE THIS ANYWHERE ELSE LIVE TONIGHT!
Tenay - KAZARIAN WITH A SPINNING SWINGING NECKBREAKER!
Bischoff - THAT’S HOW I LIKE IT! WILLIAMS! ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE YOU TO YOUR OPPONENT AT DESTINATION X! SURPRISE!
Tenay - SHANNON MOORE GETS A TITLE SHOT AT DESTINATION X!
Borash - What’s going through your mind?
Dixie - Sting, I’m thrilled you signed your TNA contract - BECAUSE TONIGHT, YOU’RE IN A MATCH!
JB - Against WHO!?
Dixie - You’ll find out when everyone else does!
Tenay - KONG AND HAMADA FAILED TO DEFEND THE KNOCKOUTS TAG TEAM TITLES IN THE PAST 30 DAYS, SO TNA MANAGEMENT HAS PUT THE GOLD ON THE LINE IN THIS MATCH!
Taz - TBP busting out the black and pink or pink and black!
Taz - Lacey using her head there. That’s rare.
Tenay - CHRISTY HEMME IS LIVE WITH THE POPE!
Hemme - TONIGHT, AFTER IMPACT, YOU CAN GET THE DON WEST DEAL OF THE DAY! HERE’S THE MAN WHO WILL FACE WOLFE TONIGHT!
Pope - Pope would love to be the pin that hangs from your chain!
Wolfe - YOU LIKE CHAINS!? I THINK MINE LOOKS BETTER AROUND YOUR ANKLE! Keep the chain.
Tenay - WHO WILL BE STING’S OPPONENT!?
(as “Walk” knock-off plays)Taz - Hey Mike, what were you doing at 4:20 today!?
Lacey - Am I a champion too?
Rayne - Yeah!
Velvet - We couldn’t have done it without you, pumpkin.
Taz - Sting’s always been a standup guy and stood for what’s right and all that!
Taz - IT’S MR. MONDAY NIGHT!
Tenay - STING HITS VAN DAM WITH THE BAT AGAIN!
Hogan - WHY SO SERIOUS, STING!?
Taz - How many times is Sting gonna hit RVD with that damn bat!?
Taz - They’re gonna have to get some Hulk out here. Help for Hulk.
Tenay - These actions from Sting are not just shocking, but also DISAPPOINTING!
Nash - Ya know, for the last month, no matter what we’ve done, Hall and Waltman have found a way into the Impact Zone. I talked to Hulk today - I have in my hands a contract that says ONE TIME AND ONE TIME ONLY, Hall and Waltman will be allowed in the Impact Zone for a match at Desgination X against myself and Eric Young. Yo Bad Guys, X-Pac, where ya at man?!
Tenay - How do they keep getting back in the building? And what’s taking them?
Taz - Maybe they got the munchies!
Hall - HEY YO! 2/3 OF THE LEGENDARY WOLFPAC IS IN THIS BUILDING!? AND I HEARD YA BIG SEXY - EXCUSE ME, BIG SELLOUT. What’re you, Hogan’s stooge!? Hogan okayed a contract? HE AIN’T RUNNING THIS SHIZ-OW! Now me and Pac decided that we in on TNA cuz it’s getting cool, and I ain’t the smartest guy in the world, and he ain’t either, but we got lawyers, and they say that why we got lawyers. When we beat you, hand that to Terry Taylor, he’ll give it to Dixie, and we want some big-money contracts! Yo Easy E, you want in on this?!
Bischoff - I’ll tell you what - you and Pac accept the match, and if you win, I’ll make sure you get your FAT CONTRACT. I can get it done.
Hall - You always do.
Bischoff - BUT IF YOU DON’T GET IT DONE, YOU WON’T GET YOUR CONTRACTS. THAT’S THE DEAL!
Hall - IT’S A DEAL-DO!
Nash - See ya at the PPV.
Hall - I’ll be the one that looks like Elvis.
Nash - Alive or dead?
Bischoff - SECURITY! I’M SICK OF PAYING SECURITY OVERTIME, GET HALL AND NASH AWAY FROM THE IMPACT ZONE. ERIC YOUNG, YOU’VE GOT A LICENSE TO KILL - SLAP THAT PUNK UPSIDE HIS BITCH HEAD!
Tenay - YOU’RE WATCHING ERIC YOUNG FIGHT WITH EMOTION!
Angle - Mr. Anderson, as you can see, I brought a few of my closest friends out here tonight! THESE ARE THE MEN AND WOMEN WHO REPRESENT THE US AND SACRIFICE EVERYTHING TO FIGHT FOR OUR COUNTRY! MR. ANDERSON, THESE ARE THE MEN AND WOMEN WHO CHOOSE TO LEAVE THEIR LOVED ONES BEHIND TO STAND UP FOR WHAT WE BELIEVE IN! THESE ARE THE MEN AND WOMEN WHO ARE WILLING TO FIGHT AND EVEN DIE FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND ME! AND MISTER ANDERSON, THESE ARE THE MEN AND WOMEN YOU SPIT ON!
Let me explain something to you, I had an epiphany, you see, winning an Olympic gold medal is NOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT THESE SOLDIERS TO FOR OUR COUNTRY! AND AS A PROUD AMERICAN, IT IS MY DUTY TO PROTECT AND SERVE THESE SOLDIERS WHEN BITCHES LIKE YOU DEGRADE THEM! Now, if there’s one thing I’ve learned over the past year, it’s that you don’t mess with an American soldier! And Mr. Anderson, at Destination X, you’re gonna find out when THIS AMERICAN WARRIOR BEATS YOUR ASS ALL OVER THE IMPACT ZONE!
Kennedy - STOP YOUR GRANDSTANDING. IT ISN’T ABOUT YOU OR THOSE HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUTS! It’s about you, me, and this little international object!
Tenay - WHAT AN ATTACK ON THE ITNERVIEW SET!
Taz - HE SAW ANDERSON AND KNEW EXACTLY WHERE THAT SET WAS!
Bubba - YOU GOTTA STOP THIS! BROOKE’S IN HYSTERICS AND JENNIFER CAN’T CALM HER DOWN! I WISH YOU COULD LOOK AT YOURSELF RIGHT NOW!
Hogan - I GOTTA DO THIS! YOU KNOW I GOTTA DO THIS!
Earl - I NEED A SECOND CHANCE!
Bubba - EVERYONE DESERVES A SECOND CHANCE, I GOT ONE IN RADIO, YOU GOT ONE IN WRESTLING!
Hogan - You need to let this thing go - you need to promise me that you won’t get things get in the way. You gotta do me a favor, my daughter’s watching, and Nick’s in CA worried out of his mind - STOP IT FOR ME if I’m down and out! Thank you guys very much!
Tenay - At Desination X, it’ll be all or nothing - WIN A CONTRACT OR LEAVE TNA!
Taz - Jarrett with the double noggin knocker! Which means that two noggins have knocked together.
Brooke - DADDY! ARE YOU OKAY!? I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! I DIDN’T WANNA ASK YOU BEFORE, BUT… IT’S REALLY TOUGH FOR ME TO SEE YOU GO OUT THERE LIKE THAT. TO EVERYONE ELSE, YOU’RE THE HULKSTER, BUT TO ME, YOU’RE MY DAD!
Hogan - The fans kinda like called me - you know about that. I’m gonna be okay. Abyss has got my back - he’s young!
Brooke - Promise me one thing, and just make this your last time because we’ve lost SO MUCH AND I DON’T WANNA LOSE YOU TOO! PROMISE ME NO MORE! LAST TIME!
Hogan - Our family’s been through hell and back for the past few years - don’t worry, this is the last one. I promise.
Tenay - TONIGHT’S IMPACT MAIN EVENT IS SPONSORED BY RENT A CENTE R- WHERE YOU NEVER NEED CREDIT!
Taz - VINTAGE FLAIR!
Taz - Flair is bleeding like a stuffed pig . No offense to the stuffed pigs!
Taz - LOOK AT FLAIR! I think he may need a stitch or two.
Taz - FLAIR GETS CAUGHT IN THE OL’ YAMBAG!
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Iron Clad Burrito
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[quote name='integralsmatic']at least next week should be better with Stone Cold as guest host.[/QUOTE]
Oh, no shit, he's next week's host?
Dammit, I picked the wrong time to blow my cash on a Kindle.
(fake edit) Well, the cheap seats are $31... *sigh* gotta think about it.
Oh, no shit, he's next week's host?
Dammit, I picked the wrong time to blow my cash on a Kindle.
(fake edit) Well, the cheap seats are $31... *sigh* gotta think about it.
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I didn't get a chance to catch Impact while I was at work.. don't see it up on XWT.. is it up anywhere else?
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That is the biggest problem with TNA right now. They need to stop saddling their up and coming talent with other legends gimmicks and let them figure out their own.
Could you imagine if, back in the day, they made Goldberg a ripoff of Ultimate Warrior or The Rock into "Soulman" Rocky Maivia?
[/QUOTE]That is the biggest problem with TNA right now. They need to stop saddling their up and coming talent with other legends gimmicks and let them figure out their own.
Could you imagine if, back in the day, they made Goldberg a ripoff of Ultimate Warrior or The Rock into "Soulman" Rocky Maivia?
Lacey finally coming out in full TBP ware was great. The funniest thing I saw was when Velvet was pouring champagne on JB & spitting it on him too. I guess TBP will have to defend the titles Freebird Rules which will play great in a face turn for one of them down the road. I didn't even turn to RAW during the time I was watching.
I don't care about Hogan on my TV cause he never had good mic skills but I love Flair doing promos anytime. Flair says some great things when he's in the moment.
I don't care about Hogan on my TV cause he never had good mic skills but I love Flair doing promos anytime. Flair says some great things when he's in the moment.
TNA was better than it was on the 1/4 show, but they've still got a long way to go. Sting was the best part of the show. The segment probably could have shaved off 1-2 minutes, but it was fine. Nash's multicolored hair/beard looked asinine, but I can't hate that man.
I would say watching Hogan and Flair in the ring is just sad, but it's hard to care that much in the first place.
I would say watching Hogan and Flair in the ring is just sad, but it's hard to care that much in the first place.
pimpster4183
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[quote name='integralsmatic']Everything wildcpac said but this the most. half of TNA's young roster will now be either jobbers or mid carders which will stunt their careers obviously....only to give way to two men who have bad knees and bad hips. TNA should just be called the new WCW. now all they are missing is the Macho Man and Lex Luger and they are complete.[/QUOTE]
First off the talent didn't kill WCW, the AOL merger and the TNT censors did. And what exactly is WWE doing right now? The only talent to be pushed to main event in the last two years is Shamus and that's only because he's HHH brown noser.
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First off the talent didn't kill WCW, the AOL merger and the TNT censors did. And what exactly is WWE doing right now? The only talent to be pushed to main event in the last two years is Shamus and that's only because he's HHH brown noser.
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"butt buddy"?
that's what yer goin' with?
...kay.
that's what yer goin' with?
...kay.
[quote name='pimpster4183']First off the talent didn't kill WCW, the AOL merger and the TNT censors did. And what exactly is WWE doing right now? The only talent to be pushed to main event in the last two years is Shamus and that's only because he's HHH butt buddy.[/QUOTE]
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