Booker - MARK HENRY IS ON A TEAR, DAWG!
Cole - MARK HENRY HAS BEEN TRENDING WORLDWIDE ON TWITTER EACH AND EVERY WEEK!
Henry - I’m gonna tell you about the hall of pain! Men have walked through these ropes, and they’ve been carried out of it. People think that because I’ve been here for 15 years, my best years are behind me. Ask the Big Show. Ask Kane. They have special wings in the hall of pain, and at NoC, Randy Orton’s gonna get inducted. In the Hall, there’s broken bones, broken careers, and broken hope! They said that the beating I gave Orton last week in the cage was the worst he ever got. I call that a good start - cuz there’s more where that came from! Ya see, my whole career has led me to this point. I’m more unpredictable than I’ve ever been. I’m more dangerous, more reckless! I’M THE WORLD’S STRONGEST MAN! And come NoC, you’ll be looking at the new World champion! (Ryder comes out)
Cole - THIS GUY!?
Ryder - bro, you’re on a roll. Hall of pain? YOU SERIOUS BRO! WE COULD BE BROSKIS! WOO WOOO WOOO! YOU KNOW IT!
Henry - YOU MUST HAVE A DEATH WISH TO INTERRUPT ME!
Ryder - As Teddy’s assistant, I’m here to tell you that you and Orton are in action tonight, but not against each other. Tonight, Teddy made a no contact rule, so if you interfere in each others matches, they’ll be big problems. Take care everyone!
Henry - C’mere… COME HERE! Thanks for the heads up.
Ryder - Anytime, Mark.
Henry - You got something to do? Lemme ask you a question… Who do you think is gonna win at NoC?
Ryder - Um…if I had to pick…BETH HAS KELLY KELLY’S NUMBER! Um, but in regards to your match, I can’t say anything. If I say Orton, you’ll shove me up one nostril and shoot me out the other.
Henry - Is that it? You just said I can’t put my hands on Orton, right? So you know that I’m gonna have to put my hands on somebody, right!?
Cole - I don’t think Mark Henry’s in the running for Broski of the Week.
Booker - You know it!
Booker - IF ANYONE CAN TAKE DOWN MARK HENRY, IT’S ZEKE!
Josh - I don’t know - he’s taken out bigger.
Cole - Mark Henry has played every character in WWE - BUT HE’S MORE DANGEROUS THAN EVER!
Booker - HE TOOK THE BAIT LIKE A RAT TAKING THE CHEESE!
Cole - That’s a big rat.
Booker - MARK HENRY’S A MEAN INDIVIDUAL!
Booker - DRAW A CIRCLE AROUND BIG ZEKE!
Teddy - You look beautiful.
Aksana - Can I make an announcement tonight?
Teddy - You did it last week, if you did it every week, it wouldn’t be special.
Aksana - Ring announcement isn’t the only special thing I can do with my mouth…I CAN SING TOO. We can make beautiful music together.
Teddy - That sounds good, but I need to go check on Zack Ryder now.
Cole - VERY UNCHARACTERISTIC ACTIONS FROM THE SIN CARA WE THOUGHT WE KNEW!
Cole - As Booker would say, WITH THE GREATEST OF EASE, Sin Cara beat Daniel Bryan.
Josh - Can’t wait to get Booker’s thoughts on SIN CARA’S DESCPICABLE ACTIONS FROM LAST WEEK when we get back.
Booker - Sin Cara HAS DA MASK ON, AND YA DON’T KNOW WHAT HE’S THINKING. AND I THINK HE’S BEEN WATCHING WHAT’S GOING ON IN WWE, HE’S LOOKING TO MAKE A PLAY!
Cole - YOU CALLED HIS ACTIONS DESCPICABLE, BUT DID YOU ASK HIM WHAT HAPPENED!?
Josh - There’s a language barrier - I don’t speak Spanish.
Booker - SIN CARA FLIES WITH THE GREATEST OF EASE!
Cole - Lemme walk you through this - WALK INTO THE RING WITH A MICROPHONE! Ya say HEY SIN CARA, OLA! Then you say why were you MUCHO BADDO, that means very bad, last week?
Josh - I’ll do it if you shut up, please.
Booker - IT’S ALL ABOUT TITLES AND MONEY!
Cole - If it wasn’t, then why would he be here?
Booker - MY POINT!
Cole - I can’t get to get WWE ‘12 and hear all your patented signature calls in that.
Booker - DIDJA JUST SEE CARA, HE DROPPED HIM LIKE A BAD HABIT!
Booker - QUE PASO!
Josh - Sin Cara, par-don! Sin Cara, I don’t know if you can understand me because you don’t speak English, but we’ve seen a more aggressive side that we haven’t seen before. Can you tell us where this is coming from.
Hunicara - I AM AN INTENSE COMPETITOR! EVER SINCE I STARTED HERE IN THE WWE, I HELD BACK OUT OF RESPECT. NOW THAT I’M HERE, NOBODY’S GONNA STOP ME. NADA! THIS STYLE AND THIS AGGRESSION IS ME - ESE SOYO - THE REAL SIN CARA!
Booker - HE’S ONLY BEEN WORKING ON HIS ENGLISH FOR A MONTH!
Daniel - Man, Sin Cara, you speaking English - I didn’t see that coming. Of course, I didn’t see your kick coming either. Spanish, English, it doesn’t make a difference - your attack spoke a universal language. YOU DON’T RESPECT ME. SO NOW WE HAVE A PROBLEM WE NEED TO RECTIFY, and I have as simple solution. You versus me. A rematch. Next week. You can be as aggressive as you want.
Cole - LEBELL LOCK. BRYAN’S TAPPING TO HIS SIGNATURE MOVE!
Orton - Mark Henry is at the peak of his career, and people are wondering what can stop him. The answer is an R-K-O!
Booker - I ain’t worried about twitter - I’M LOOKING AT THIS MATCH!
Booker - Natalya’s either a second or third-generation star. I don’t know which.
Christian - This is the right thing to do, so chime in - I DESERVE ONE MORE MATCH! (Sheamus comes out)
Sheamus - Christian, give it a rest, will ya fella! THIS IS GETTING EMBARRASSING FOR EVERYBODY. THIS IS LIKE A LITTER PUPPIES, ALL WERE BORN HEALTHY, EXCEPT FOR ONE. HE GREW UP TO BE SCRAWNY AND SEEDY LOOKIN. That poor pup developed the mange - every time he burped, hot air came out of his arse.
Christian - NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR SHANTY IRISH BACKGROUND! SHUT YOUR MATH!
Sheamus - Let’s make it short and sweet - I’ve a match now that I really wanna get started. TWO, I THINK YOU, ME AND THE WWE UNIVERSE KNOW YOU WON’T GET ONE MORE MATCH! AND THREE, I SPEAK FOR EVERYONE WHEN I SAY YOU’RE OUT OF MATCHES, OUT OF CHANCES, YER OUT OF EXCUSES, AND RIGHT NOW, YOU’RE GONNA OUTTA THIS RING!
Josh - Christian doing exactly what he was told to do by Sheamus.
Booker - WADE BARRETT’S WAITING FOR HIS BREAKOUT MOMENT!
Booker - SHEAMUS JUST GONNA GET GRIMEY!
Booker - SHEAMUS IS BEATING THE DUST OFF THIS KID!
Booker - CHRISTIAN IS A SHNAKE!
Josh - Here’s a video of Edge’s character “Dwight”.
Josh - Bourne and Kofi took to SOCIAL MEDIA to let the WWE Universe name their team.
Cole - Earlier, Jinder had a debate with Khali. Not really a debate. More of an argument, but of course, I couldn’t understand their language.
Cole - Air Boom is silly.
Booker - I really don’t like the name. BUT TOGETHER, THAT’S A WHOLE LOT OF EXCITEMENT!
(after the Boom Drop) Booker - I used to not like that move, but it’s growing on me.
Cole - You’re not growing on me.
Booker - GOOD!
Cody - EVEN THOUGH MY FACE REMAINS FRACTURED, I AM AN INSPIRATION. THE BLIND SPOT OF ALL OF THE WWE, THE THING NOBODY SAW COMING. I’VE BEEN SURROUNDED BY PEOPLE IN MY CAREER WHO ARE JEALOUS OF MY ABILITIES, MY YOUTH, MY SUCCESS, AND I HAVE OVERCAME. I WAS TRYING, TRYING TO INSPIRE TED DIBIASE THROUGH MY SUCCESS! But Ted was happy being Ted. I wouldn’t be happy being Ted. I wasn’t going to let him sink ME! So I dropped him. And when that anchor sunk to the bottom, you know what went to the top? THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP! THAT’S WHAT YOU CALL AN INSPIRATION! Earlier tonight, Randy Orton said that I was unstable. Well Randy, look who’s talking - there’s a thin line, a scary film between unstable and THRIVING. So Randy Orton has inspired me yet again to show him just how unstable I can be.
Cole - Cody is thriving - he’s the IC Champion. He uses the mask as a psychological advantage more than anything else, I believe.
Cole - VINTAGE ORTON! PSYCHOLOGICAL, MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE!
Josh - How about a physical advantage? HE’S USED IT AS A WEAPON!
Cole - I believe it’s a psychological advantage - you also have to worry about a weapon on his face.
Booker - ORTON JUST HEADBUTTED THE MASK AND SEEMED TO LIKE IT!
Cole - Maybe the mask hurt Cody.
Booker - Anyone ever tell you you’re just annoying?
Cole - Cody has changed.
Booker - YEAH, HE’S LOST HIS FRICKIN MIND!
Booker - I tell my students to make themselves something.
Cole - Your wrestling students, not commentary students?
Booker - Yeah.
Booker - Cody has a lot of talent - he just needs to use it in the right way, in my opinion.
Henry - I COULDA BROKE YER LEG, BUT THAT’S NOT MY OBJECTIVE! THAT TITLE IS! THAT TITLE’S THE ONLY REASON I DIDN’T BREAK IT RIGHT NOW!