The Ernest "The Cat" Miller Wrestling Thread

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I like Mondo. Didn't care for the Spirit Squad stuff, but I enjoyed seeing him in ROH a long while back, and his work in OVW was good.

But he's short and generic looking. He'll never make it anywhere in wrestling, unfortunately.

Also, I read today that the WM24 BD will only be 1080i. I have a 1080i TV, so it ain't no thing to me, but it will let down those of you with much nicer sets.
 
Ernest Miller rules for "threatening" to bring James Brown in but never actually producing...then after weeks and weeks actually having him show up almost totally unhyped on a throwaway epsiode of Thunder.

[quote name='mykevermin']Also, I read today that the WM24 BD will only be 1080i. I have a 1080i TV, so it ain't no thing to me, but it will let down those of you with much nicer sets.[/QUOTE]
Shouldn't matter as long as someone doesn't have a shitty 1080p set. It'll convert it.
 
Placed my order for Dragon Gate Challenge II, Supercard Of Honor III, 6th Anniversary Show and Man Up.

$67.95 after shipping

Not too bad but they better mail it Priority Mail this time. If they try to pull that trick of charging me Priority and mailing it the cheapest way possible (last time I bought tickets they mail them with a single stamp in a normal envelope), I'm going to be pissed.
 
[quote name='Internetz Police']At the request of Cheapy and Linkin, I am here to serve and protect one Zen Davis.[/quote]

It looks like Don Guido has sent 30 ninja's to intercept Zen's money laundering scheme. Your mission, should you choose to accept it is to meet Zen at the drop off point and protect him from the pending ninja onslaught.
 
[quote name='KaneRobot'] a throwaway epsiode of Thunder.
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Weren't they all? I cannot for the life of me remember a single memorable moment from Thunder (aside from producing one of the worst wrestling games ever made). Hell, I even went to a Thunder once and it was notable only for me being an asshole smark and trying to get Raven to give me an autograph by yelling, "Scott Levy!" at him and Saturn from across the parking lot afterwards.

That was a long sentence.

Anyhow, the Internet Police make me want to go play more GTA4 but I'm stuck on some goddamn stupid race. I hate race missions in GTA games, they're too ambitious for their own good.
 
Seems there might be a good reason that Foley replaced Coach on SD. Apparently Coach's contract is getting ready to expire soon and WWE is not expected to negotiate a new one.
 
[quote name='Internetz Police']At the request of Cheapy and Linkin, I am here to serve and protect one Zen Davis.[/quote]

Childish AND a coward. How...quaint.
 
The Cat was hilarious and one of the only reasons to watch WCW in its later days IMO. Much props to the OP for posting the Cat-Bo link :)
 
Hey now, the Thunder game let Kidman do springboard shooting star presses off of the side of the cage.
 
[quote name='tangytangerine']Seems there might be a good reason that Foley replaced Coach on SD. Apparently Coach's contract is getting ready to expire soon and WWE is not expected to negotiate a new one.[/QUOTE]

Huh. How 'bout that? It took them long enough to figure out he wasn't working too well for them.

[quote name='JJSP']Hey now, the Thunder game let Kidman do springboard shooting star presses off of the side of the cage.[/QUOTE]

Kidman was known for two things:

1) "How in the fuck did he get with Torrie Wilson?!?!?!"

2) Being the person known for exposing Western audiences to the Shooting Star Press, and, subsequently, being exposed as being the absolute worst at it.
 
[quote name='tangytangerine']Seems there might be a good reason that Foley replaced Coach on SD. Apparently Coach's contract is getting ready to expire soon and WWE is not expected to negotiate a new one.[/QUOTE]

Too bad they picked Foley, he's a horrible color commentary.
 
Have you guys heard about the Ashley Massaro escort thing?

A prominent female WWE star has been named as an employee of an L.A. escort service that the FBI is probing.

The FBI confirms to TMZ that there's an investigation into the Bella Models escort service in California and Florida, but wouldn't confirm the WWE star's role. Rolling Stone says that, according to the Bureau, the WWE babe, Playboy and Maxim models, and porn stars were employed by Bella.

We've put in a call to the WWE, but have yet to hear back.

UPDATE 4:45 ET: Not for nothin', but WWE Diva Ashley Massaro just put the following post on her MySpace page: "Just got buzzed on some BS that is going around. Dont [sic] believe it for a second. Getting in touch with my lawyer as we speak."

http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/03/wwe-diva-fingered-in-escort-ring/
 
[quote name='Scorch']Have you guys heard about the Ashley Massaro escort thing?



http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/03/wwe-diva-fingered-in-escort-ring/[/quote]


News to me.

They should just make prositution legal, let the government get their cut (that they don't deserve) and be done with it. I find it absolutely ridiculous that fucking for free is legal, but exchange one penny for it and it becomes illegal. Whether people agree with prostitution or not, it's stupid for it to be criminal in this day and age.
 
[quote name='Scorch']Have you guys heard about the Ashley Massaro escort thing?



http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/03/wwe-diva-fingered-in-escort-ring/[/QUOTE]

Apparently they reported on the wrong Ashley Massaro

It is now coming out that there is a bikini model by the name of Ashley Massaro based out of Las Vegas. She is a few years younger than the WWE Diva, and the two are often confused because they look similar. Rolling Stone's story naming the WWE Diva could very well be a mix-up.

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whoops :lol:

[quote name='GuilewasNK']They should just make prositution legal, let the government get their cut (that they don't deserve) and be done with it. I find it absolutely ridiculous that fucking for free is legal, but exchange one penny for it and it becomes illegal. Whether people agree with prostitution or not, it's stupid for it to be criminal in this day and age.[/QUOTE]

More important, if they do that, they need to regulate it. Constant testing, forced condom use, etc.
 
[quote name='Internetz Police']At the request of Cheapy and Linkin, I am here to serve and protect one Zen Davis.[/quote]

Zen Davis is the CAG Chavo Guerreo, Jr., and Internetz Police is his Justin LaRouche. ;)

[quote name='mykevermin']Kidman was known for two things:

1) "How in the fuck did he get with Torrie Wilson?!?!?!"

2) Being the person known for exposing Western audiences to the Shooting Star Press, and, subsequently, being exposed as being the absolute worst at it.[/quote]

Hahaha... so very true. In that precise order, too. And honestly, I'm surprised he didn't Droz himself while doing his half-assed version of the Shooting Star Press.

[quote name='Sporadic']Too bad they picked Foley, he's a horrible color commentary.[/quote]

I agree. It's weird, as Foley is one of my favorite pro-wrestling personalities, and can cut incredible promos, but he's just an average color commentator. At very least, at the last Smackdown taping, he tried to inject doses of pro-wrestling history and continuity. For even attempting it, I bow to him. But yes, he's not a good color commentator.

Oh, and Coachman sucks. He has a very irritating speaking voice, can't emote properly, and looks like Dijon from Ducktales.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']Huh. How 'bout that? It took them long enough to figure out he wasn't working too well for them.



Kidman was known for two things:

1) "How in the fuck did he get with Torrie Wilson?!?!?!"

2) Being the person known for exposing Western audiences to the Shooting Star Press, and, subsequently, being exposed as being the absolute worst at it.[/quote]

One more thing...

1) "How in the fuck did he get with Torrie Wilson?!?!?!"
 
[quote name='Sporadic']More important, if they do that, they need to regulate it. Constant testing, forced condom use, etc.[/quote]

I agree. IIRC, that is how they do it in the legal brothels in Nevada.
 
[quote name='JJSP']I wish I could find the video of Kidman clipping his legs on the top rope during the SSP.[/quote]

One would figure with the frequency of him botching the damn thing that it would be on YouTube, but nope.

I did find something I thought was worth posting, though: WWE running Smackdown as a WCW show. It does very much so piss me off how they botched the Invasion storyline. Bah.

[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=XH3yevq_K5s[/media]

It should have been WWE on Mondays, WWE ECW on Tuesdays, and WWE WCW on Fridays. Now that would have been a better idea instead of a "brand split." WWE failing to do anything right with the Invasion angle is pretty much near the top of the biggest goofs in pro-wrestling history.
 
[quote name='neocisco']One more thing...

1) "How in the fuck did he get with Torrie Wilson?!?!?!"[/quote]

Always a burning question, but a bigger one still: How the fuck did Mitch from the Spirit Squad get with her?
 
[quote name='pitfallharry219']Always a burning question, but a bigger one still: How the fuck did Mitch from the Spirit Squad get with her?[/quote]

He had spirit. Yes he did. He had spirit, so Torrie opened her lid. :whistle2:#
 
[quote name='Internetz Police']Please refrain from insinuating that Mr. Davis is on par with a mid-car talent. Mr. Davis is the Hunter Hearst Helmsley of the Internet.[/quote]

How about 1993 Shawn Michaels? Is that better? ;)
 
Man, bringing up the Invasion angle and/or showing clips of WWF's WCW just depresses the shit out of me.

In hindsight, there's so much that we can say should have gone differently, and it seems totally obvious. Unlike the typical "oh, I know better" armchair quarterbacking, the angle shows that people should have known better as it went along. WCW and ECW guys jobbing out nonstop, DDP jobbing to Mrs. Undertaker, DDP/Kanyon getting annihilated by Taker/Kane - EVERY moment of the whole feud it was WWF on top. That's why it tanked; nobody was a credible contender, and nobody was treated like one. We can say "oh, they didn't have Flair/Hall/Hogan/Goldberg" or whomever, but it was the WWF who took Diamond Dallas Page, a multiple time WCW champ and perpetual upper-card WCW talent, and turned him into European-title material. And he was one of the guys they put higher than the others!

Everytime I think about WWF's Invasion storyline, I just want to give up on the WWE entirely. Even today, I'm still as bitter about them fucking up that angle as I was 7 years ago. It doesn't keep me from sleeping at night - don't get me wrong. But they had something people had been clamoring for for decades, and fucked it right off in so many fucking amazing ways, NOTHING about it was a good idea. Not the "alliance," not Steve Austin and Kurt Angle as the focal point of the WCW/ECW alliance (or Stephanie, for that matter).

It's the same feeling I would have for you all if you were given a million dollars and spent it all on "little hugs" and losing lottery tickets.
 
Little Hugs are fucking great.

I do have one good Kidman memory. And god I hope it's accurate because I haven't bothered to fact-check it since it happened. Anyhow, during the last episode of Nitro, there was a (I think) WCW Cruiserweight Tag Title match that pitted Kidman and Mysterio against 2 other cruiserweights. At any rate, during the match, Kidman hit a springboard SSP to the outside that, to me simply said, "fuck it, I'm unemployed tomorrow so it doesn't matter if I break my shit today! Whee!" Now, I realize that since then SSPs have become more common but at the time, it blew me away.
 
Well, they did defend the cruiserweight tag belts (shows you the huge difference in WCW and WWE's treatment of the lil' guys, doesn't it?) on the last Nitro. I remember that much.

EDIT: Isn't the WWE CW title defunct now?
 
Well how about that, it looks like it's below the dividing line on WWe.com between active and defunct titles. At the top, but below it nonetheless.
 
I just checked the page out, and it's down there with the defunct titles - ECW tag and tv titles and shit.

And, it's not in the flash menu with the other active titles.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']Man, bringing up the Invasion angle and/or showing clips of WWF's WCW just depresses the shit out of me.

In hindsight, there's so much that we can say should have gone differently, and it seems totally obvious. Unlike the typical "oh, I know better" armchair quarterbacking, the angle shows that people should have known better as it went along. WCW and ECW guys jobbing out nonstop, DDP jobbing to Mrs. Undertaker, DDP/Kanyon getting annihilated by Taker/Kane - EVERY moment of the whole feud it was WWF on top. That's why it tanked; nobody was a credible contender, and nobody was treated like one. We can say "oh, they didn't have Flair/Hall/Hogan/Goldberg" or whomever, but it was the WWF who took Diamond Dallas Page, a multiple time WCW champ and perpetual upper-card WCW talent, and turned him into European-title material. And he was one of the guys they put higher than the others!

Everytime I think about WWF's Invasion storyline, I just want to give up on the WWE entirely. Even today, I'm still as bitter about them fucking up that angle as I was 7 years ago. It doesn't keep me from sleeping at night - don't get me wrong. But they had something people had been clamoring for for decades, and fucked it right off in so many fucking amazing ways, NOTHING about it was a good idea. Not the "alliance," not Steve Austin and Kurt Angle as the focal point of the WCW/ECW alliance (or Stephanie, for that matter).

It's the same feeling I would have for you all if you were given a million dollars and spent it all on "little hugs" and losing lottery tickets.[/quote]

You're right. WWE really had the opportunity to make everything right in the wrestling world for us marks, but.. this is what happened. I can't speak for the rest of you, but the Attitude era was my favorite time period in wrestling. It wasn't just the action, it was the competition.. seeing how one promotion could outdo another. I'm sure we all had our cross-over dream matches that we never actually dreamed would happen. Then when WWF bought the competition, suddenly, overnight, it was possible. WWF had all the control at that point, but of course Vince's huge ego has to ruin it for everyone.

I don't know about you guys, but the WWF flame has been out for me ever since then. I've gotten sporadic enjoyment from TNA and ROH. (Actually, I liked TNA a lot in 04-06.) Today, it's not just the same.

Sometimes I think, is this just my nostalgia talking? Was everything really better when I was young and innocent? I think that this might apply to my: movies, wrestling, video games, etc. I've decided that I don't agree with this theory. I've gotten a lot of enjoyment out of wrestling, movies, video games, etc. during my adulthood as well. Sure, I might prefer old school platforming games to this day, but that doesn't mean I only like the old ones. Just today I picked up my DS after not playing it for a year and played Megaman ZX Advent until the battery ran out, so.. that can't be it.

The real reason: Most things suck now-a-days.
 
I think that both companies have problems. WWE is stuck in the Kevin Dunn style of show production that is predictable, stale, and offers nothing new or exciting. I made a post a bit back about how the brand split is absurd because the 'feel' and 'flow' of all the shows is identical.

TNA's problem is that they've built their show around the same format (short matches, long in-ring segments, bad comedy segments that go around the backstage area, clusterfuck main events), and don't try to do anything different other than have more match stips than WWE has dollar bills.

Nobody is trying everything new at all. It's like listening to AC/DC's entire catalog from the 80's and 90's in one sitting: eventually you get sick to your stomach at how mundane the shit is.
 
[quote name='pitfallharry219']Always a burning question, but a bigger one still: How the fuck did Mitch from the Spirit Squad get with her?[/quote]

WHAT!?!? That's it, where's my gun?
 
The Invasion actually got me to turn off wrestling, I was still in junior high and couldn't stand how horrible it was after growing up with the attitude era.

The only reason I've started to tune in again is when I found out Wrestlemania was coming to Detroit and knew that I would hate myself forever if I missed that opportunity.
 
Oh, Invasion. I have a love/hate relationship with that storyline.

On one hand, it's my claim to fame as far as getting on TV with a sign (see the RVD/Jeff Hardy match and the giant thumbs). On the other, it's a shining example of how not to pull off what should have been the biggest coup in wrestling history.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']I think that both companies have problems. WWE is stuck in the Kevin Dunn style of show production that is predictable, stale, and offers nothing new or exciting. I made a post a bit back about how the brand split is absurd because the 'feel' and 'flow' of all the shows is identical.

TNA's problem is that they've built their show around the same format (short matches, long in-ring segments, bad comedy segments that go around the backstage area, clusterfuck main events), and don't try to do anything different other than have more match stips than WWE has dollar bills.

Nobody is trying everything new at all. It's like listening to AC/DC's entire catalog from the 80's and 90's in one sitting: eventually you get sick to your stomach at how mundane the shit is.[/quote]

Kevin Dunn is just terrible at his job and a huge problem for us pro-wrestling fans. Oops, I said "pro-wrestling." I better call it "sports entertainment" so he doesn't throw a tantrum and poop himself.

Jim Cornette in Power Slam magazine.
Did you often clash with other members of WWF management?

Constantly with some people, but not with others. Jim Ross and I have always got along. He's helped me a lot: he's taught me a lot about announcing and the wrestling business in general. Gerry Brisco, Jack Lanza: guys like that. Great. I love (working with them). But guys like Kevin Dunn, who's the biggest enemy professional wrestling fans have, and the non-wrestling people who are taught from day one that WWE isn't wrestling: it's sports entertainment, and it's got to be hokey or whatever. No.

It's not really their fault because that's what they're taught by WWE. But, at the same time, they're so obnoxious about it (laughs). Kevin Dunn hates wrestling! He refuses to allow you to call it professional wrestling while you're in the room with him. He will argue with you about it! He makes a million dollars a year as the executive producer of a show that he doesn't even like!

Dunn, WWE's Executive Vice President of Television Production, dislikes what he does for a living?

No. He likes what he does; he just doesn't like wrestling. WWE has succeeded in fulfilling the prophecy: they always said they weren't wrestling. Now, they aren't. But the problem is, they've killed the business for the rest of us who want to be.

When (the WWF/WWE) was wrestling, Kevin Dunn would fight and argue with you. He would say: "We're not wrestling! No, we're not, God damn it!" Finally, he's right: WWE is not. But it's still frustrating when you're trying to work for the success of a company, and people won't even admit what they're doing.

Vince McMahon created sports entertainment as a way to fool the fucking advertisers into thinking they weren't buying time on good, old-fashioned wrestling. That's it. There's no such thing, really, as sports entertainment. Have you ever heard a fan say. "Did you see the sports entertainment last night?" Have you ever heard anyone say, "Did you get your sports entertainment tickets?" Have you ever heard anyone ask, "Have you ordered the sports entertainment pay-per-view?"

I don't think so.

No! Don't disrespect me when you hire me to be a part of your company and tell me that I don't know what we're doing.

At one time, the WWF/WWE was describing Raw as an "action adventure programme".

They're delusional! Kevin Dunn wants to win an Emmy one day for being a real TV guy. All the rest of them owe everything they have to wrestling, and the last thing they want to admit is they're in wrestling!

I'm proud of being in professional wrestling all these years and of what I accomplished in it. Instead of being a crummy flop at anything else in the real world, I was the best at what I did in this world. WWE would rather be crummy flops as football promoters, bodybuilding federation promoters or fucking restaurant owners than admit they do wrestling.

So, to answer your question: Yes, I clashed constantly with some people because they would fight with me about the business we were working in. All I wanted was the respect from them that I knew what was going on.

All that conflict sounds like such a waste of time and effort - time and effort that could have been devoted to something constructive.

It was a constant waste of time. We would spend 30 minutes in production meetings, talking about ways Sable would wear a T-shirt. Who gives a shit? It was frustrating. Being around that atmosphere was the most frustrating period of my life. I'm not good at regular compromise. But their compromise was, "Say whatever you think Vince will like to hear". Compromise in the WWF was: agree with Vince.

Kevin Dunn's title on his business card reads, "Professional Son-of-a-Bitch, Esq." :bomb:
 
[quote name='bornrunnin31']The Invasion actually got me to turn off wrestling, I was still in junior high and couldn't stand how horrible it was after growing up with the attitude era.

The only reason I've started to tune in again is when I found out Wrestlemania was coming to Detroit and knew that I would hate myself forever if I missed that opportunity.[/quote]

After seemingly growing up watching pro-wrestling; and following the scene in Japan, the independents, ECW, WCW, and WWE all throughout my life, I stopped watching after Misawa/Kobashi 2003. One of the main reasons was due to the death of WCW and how badly WWE handled their acquisition of WCW.

I just need to again lay this on the table. They bought out WCW and in doing so had the possibility to put together potential matches of the decade ("dream matches", if you will), but instead decided to import Kronik, Buff Bagwell, turn DDP into a joke, and then turn the focus from possible WCW vs. WWE dream matches onto WWE's own, already established roster - and the god-damned McMahons. Gah. Gah!

*head explodes again*
 
[quote name='mykevermin']That Jim Cornette interview is brilliant. What's the date on that?[/quote]

Through the link provided (Wikipedia), it says issues 150-151 of Power Slam.... the current issue is 166, and it appears to be monthly... so early last year is my guess.
 
I can't find any pictures of Kevin Dunn (he's the only cat on the WWE corporate site without a photo), but I seem to remember him having a fuckin' Tommy Hilfiger-level of giant frightening teeth.

Not that it's material to how much he's ruined wrestling on the whole, but at least he's a financially well off dude who looks like the hillbilly characters from a Tex Avery short, instead of looking like Daniel Craig or somesuch.
 
[quote name='JJSP']Oh, Invasion. I have a love/hate relationship with that storyline.

On one hand, it's my claim to fame as far as getting on TV with a sign (see the RVD/Jeff Hardy match and the giant thumbs). On the other, it's a shining example of how not to pull off what should have been the biggest coup in wrestling history.[/QUOTE]Now that I think about it, the RVD/Jeff stuff was pretty much the only time during that entire angle where an "outside" guy consistently got over on a WWE guy. Or had RVD already been with the company a while by then??? I forget.

I also remember Booker T getting a cleanish pin on Austin, albeit in a 2-on-1 handicap match. It was quickly overshadowed by the booking in the following weeks, though. I will, however, always love the segment where Austin beats up Booker in that supermarket.
 
[quote name='BustaUppa']I also remember Booker T getting a cleanish pin on Austin, albeit in a 2-on-1 handicap match.[/QUOTE]

That says it all right there. :lol:
 
BUH!?!?!?!?!?!

PWInsider.com can confirm [Jonathan] Coachman has been hired by ESPN as an anchor. There's no word on when Coachman will debut for the cable sports network, but internally, WWE sources believe Coachman will be finishing up shortly, if he isn't done already with the company.
 
Wow, that's all very unexpected. I never really liked Coach but it got to a point a couple years ago where I simply learned to accept him as part of wrestling.

Here's to you Coach...

[MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-l3J5rQxlo[/MEDIA]
 
[quote name='mykevermin']BUH!?!?!?!?!?![/quote]


It's not that unusual. I've heard him do some basketball regionally. He's decent.
 
Yeah, he's been doing college games for quite some time now. I don't see why it's such a shock.

This gives me a good idea for my next thread. Just kidding.
 
[quote name='BustaUppa']Now that I think about it, the RVD/Jeff stuff was pretty much the only time during that entire angle where an "outside" guy consistently got over on a WWE guy. Or had RVD already been with the company a while by then??? I forget.[/QUOTE]
I think Van Dam actually used the Invasion storyline to debut. Wikipedia says he was in ECW until the last PPV, and showed up in the WWE in early July as part of the ECW team.
 
[quote name='JJSP']I think Van Dam actually used the Invasion storyline to debut. Wikipedia says he was in ECW until the last PPV, and showed up in the WWE in early July as part of the ECW team.[/quote]

Correct. I rememeber some of the ECW guys interfered in a match early that night on RAW or SD! (I can't remember). Vince and Shane decided to work together to stop them, so they held a match with WWE/WCW vs. ECW, and then of course WCW pulled the swerve and The Alliance was formed.
 
From gerweck.net -
- Believe it or not, the convoluted Deuces Wild tag team tournament was more complicated in the original format. The concept they are promoting now is actually the "simplified" version. Apparently when it was explained to Don West, he couldn’t understand it.
I love this company.

Congrats to Coach for the ESPN gig - he's gotten good reviews for his sports coverage, so he could do very well.

A review of the Best of 2007 TNA DVD -
http://www.gerweck.net/news/1209992004.shtml
 
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