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[quote name='jaykrue']Maybe. But total prickery is just not in my personality. I simply can't be a complete jerk to others (unless they instigate first and/or I have no other alternatives).[/QUOTE]
Then the professor of pimpology dips his cock in your gumbo...
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']Then the professor of pimpology dips his cock in your gumbo...[/QUOTE]

I believe it's historically in the mashed potatoes, as in "if I knew it was going to be that kind of party I'd have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes!"
 
[quote name='Dr Mario Kart']You see, some of us dont have the luxury of having even a bad date, so we experiment in cooking. Some of us are quite accomplished[/QUOTE]

That's a lie and you know it. A bad date is only ever a pint of scotch away.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Just. Say. No. I would. :lol:[/QUOTE]

:applause: A page late, but I applaud it none the less. And Jean? Don't wear that outfit again. Wear a dress.
 
[quote name='jmcc']How is it difficult? It shows a fundamental lack of respect for you, and it would hell of piss me off if I were put in that position.[/QUOTE]

It's difficult when your mom makes arrangements for you at the last moment without your consent. Involving an innocent party also complicates things. At that point, I didn't know who this person was and I kept my mind open and hopeful. The fact that it ended badly doesn't change the fact that she was an innocent bystander. I don't think it shows a fundamental lack of respect for me. While a touch underhanded, her reasoning for the arrangements was out of her wish to see me with a traditional type family: me, the breadwinner, the wife at home with our 2.5 children. She's old skool and has that mindset. Whatever she did, she did it because, ultimately, she loves her son and only wishes the best for him (although her standards for what qualifies as 'the best' definitely need work).:lol:

[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']Then the professor of pimpology dips his cock in your gumbo...[/QUOTE]

How'd you know I did that to your gumbo?! Do you have a hidden camera on me? Do you!? Answer me!
 
[quote name='jmcc']I believe it's historically in the mashed potatoes, as in "if I knew it was going to be that kind of party I'd have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes!"[/QUOTE]
:rofl:
 
[quote name='jaykrue']It's difficult when your mom makes arrangements for you at the last moment without your consent. Involving an innocent party also complicates things. At that point, I didn't know who this person was and I kept my mind open and hopeful. The fact that it ended badly doesn't change the fact that she was an innocent bystander. I don't think it shows a fundamental lack of respect for me. While a touch underhanded, her reasoning for the arrangements was out of her wish to see me with a traditional type family: me, the breadwinner, the wife at home with our 2.5 children. She's old skool and has that mindset. Whatever she did, she did it because, ultimately, she loves her son and only wishes the best for him (although her standards for what qualifies as 'the best' definitely need work).:lol:[/QUOTE]

Just ice down your groin someday. When she asks why, tell her you got a vasectomy. Do it for me, Jmcc.
 
[quote name='jmcc']I believe it's historically in the mashed potatoes, as in "if I knew it was going to be that kind of party I'd have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes!"[/QUOTE]

You know, that line, surprisingly, does not go over well at Thanksgiving
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']:whistle2:& Remind me to never eat any food that is at waist height when you guys are around.[/QUOTE]
Afraid you might gobble some cock in the frenzy?
 
dear Friday,
Please end so Saturday and Sunday can come along.
k thx bye,
Apossum
 
[quote name='Apossum']dear Friday,
Please end so Saturday and Sunday can come along.
k thx bye,
Apossum[/QUOTE]
Friday's been over for an hour-twenty here, son...
 
[quote name='beerguy961']SCOTCH?!?[/QUOTE]

Scotch, depending on quality, is both the bane of all existance or the drink of the gods.
 
oh yeah.....whoops. in that case, the next 16 hours need to end, so I can leave this dead suburb for a day!
 
[quote name='jmcc']Scotch, depending on quality, is both the bane of all existance or the drink of the gods.[/QUOTE]
I've never had, but I know Jack is disgusting and vodka has that same range (Albertson's Light to Skyy)
 
[quote name='beerguy961']I've never had, but I know Jack is disgusting and vodka has that same range [/QUOTE]

I don't know who the hell Vodka is, but don't call me disgusting!!!! :)
 
holy shit...i hit a 1000 posts in like May...now i have 2200? I guess I'm not hallucinating, it really has been a boring ass summer :lol:
 
[quote name='beerguy961']See, my touch poisons it... Slowly choking it...

Note to self: Masterbation is not on the menu tonight[/QUOTE]
Sure it is...right under cock gumbo and blowjam...may be under Appetizers in some menus.
 
At least I have an excuse to be here. I'm getting lag on my S-video input that cant be easily corrected, so I cant play any games. Installing Linux Sunday, goodbye MS forever
 
[quote name='Dr Mario Kart']At least I have an excuse to be here. I'm getting lag on my S-video input that cant be easily corrected, so I cant play any games. Installing Linux Sunday, goodbye MS forever[/QUOTE]

And you think that will help you play games, somehow?
 
[quote name='Dr Mario Kart']At least I have an excuse to be here. I'm getting lag on my S-video input that cant be easily corrected, so I cant play any games. Installing Linux Sunday, goodbye MS forever[/QUOTE]
You'll be back. They always come back.
 
Well. Alright. I guess I'm a Stargate SG-1 fan now. All it took was Ben Browder and Claudia Blacking the show up. Of course, I assume this means it will be cancelled after this season, but whatever. It's all good for now.
 
[quote name='Dr Mario Kart']At least I have an excuse to be here. I'm getting lag on my S-video input that cant be easily corrected, so I cant play any games. Installing Linux Sunday, goodbye MS forever[/QUOTE]

I have no excuse, except that........er....I don't have an excuse, unless work/school/brokeness/no friends around here/living in a suburb counts.
 
I dont have a TV, I have a TV tuner that I play all my consoles on. I really dont play PC games. I'm sure theres an open source TV tuner out there that can make the right calls to the tuner to let me continue business without this crap. I shouldve beaten both Koudelka and Rhapsody by now. I shouldve been on Dragon Warrior 7.
 
fuck. You guys have been busy during the hour or so it took for the Potter run. :shock:

The line at Meijers was literally around the store. We got it, but it took forever.

And now...now, to cut myself off from the Internet to avoid spoilers. I've got to finish Charlie and the Chocolate Factory first, though...and books four and five, since I've forgotten large portions of the plot. :)
 
[quote name='Dr Mario Kart']Spoiler:
In the Harry Potter book you have, there is magic

Also, the DS has TWO Screens[/QUOTE]


thanks, might as well return my DS
 
[quote name='Gothic_Walrus']fuck. You guys have been busy during the hour or so it took for the Potter run. :shock:

The line at Meijers was literally around the store. We got it, but it took forever.

And now...now, to cut myself off from the Internet to avoid spoilers. I've got to finish Charlie and the Chocolate Factory first, though...and books four and five, since I've forgotten large portions of the plot. :)[/QUOTE]

You went to the wrong Meijer :)
 
[quote name='jmcc']Just ice down your groin someday. When she asks why, tell her you got a vasectomy. Do it for me, Jmcc.[/QUOTE]

Why would I ever get a chopjob? I'm not depriving the world of my hellion spawn... at least not yet. :lol:
 
Hate fucks didn't kill it.
Handjobs didn't kill it.
Blowjobs didn't kill it.
Dipping cocks in jumblaya, gumbo AND mashed potatos didn't kill it.

But I did.
Maybe I shouldn't be proud of that.... hmm.
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Why would I ever get a chopjob? I'm not depriving the world of my hellion spawn... at least not yet. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Good for you.... err, maybe.

Eh, not really a situation I'd have to worry about, I think.
Things have to be done before said issue is a concern.

Considering the vitals that add up and figure to the probabilty of things happening,
I'm pretty much a non-issue. Of course, the defeatist attitude probably doesn't help either.

Geez. What a stupid geek. I can believe I'm bastardizing a mathematical equation for
hypothesising about such ends.

What a loser.
Geez.
 
*forehead hits keyboard*

sdklhjii83wl2wpdj

*wakes up*

oh my god, I'm still here!

;-)
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Good for you.... err, maybe.

Eh, not really a situation I'd have to worry about, I think.
Things have to be done before said issue is a concern.

Considering the vitals that add up and figure to the probabilty of things happening,
I'm pretty much a non-issue. Of course, the defeatist attitude probably doesn't help either.

Geez. What a stupid geek. I can believe I'm bastardizing a mathematical equation for
hypothesising about such ends.

What a loser.
Geez.[/QUOTE]

The only thing bad about you JSweeney is that defeatist attitude. I think if you turned that around, you'd score even more than a professor of pimpology.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Good for you.... err, maybe.

Eh, not really a situation I'd have to worry about, I think.
Things have to be done before said issue is a concern.

Considering the vitals that add up and figure to the probabilty of things happening,
I'm pretty much a non-issue. Of course, the defeatist attitude probably doesn't help either.

Geez. What a stupid geek. I can believe I'm bastardizing a mathematical equation for
hypothesising about such ends.

What a loser.
Geez.[/QUOTE]
Uh oh, the fun of the alcohol has worn off and now Sween's el mucho depresso. Don't fret, big shaver...
 
Good for you.... err, maybe.

Yeah, it is good for him. Maybe if you weren't such a whiny pussy you wouldn't have the issue you bitch about. fucking whiny crybaby.

Eh, not really a situation I'd have to worry about, I think.

You think to damned much, asswipe. Get out there and do.
The world runs on emotion, not logic, you dipshit.

Things have to be done before said issue is a concern.

No shit, sherlock. Care to crack out the textbooks again and explain it in scientific terminology? NO ONE fuckING WANTS TO HEAR IT, YOU WHINY LITTLE fuckING BITCH. SUCK IT UP, BE A MAN, AND TOUGH IT OUT.
DAMNMED SNIVELING LITTLE PUSSY. WHY THE fuck DO YOU THINK YOU DESERVE PITY? THERE'S PEOPLE THAT HAVE TO GO OUT THERE AND SUCK COCK TO BUY FOOD. EVER CONSIDER THAT, FATASS?


Considering the vitals that add up and figure to the probabilty of things happening,
I'm pretty much a non-issue. Of course, the defeatist attitude probably doesn't help either.

WHAA, WHAA, WHAA. I'm an inept ponce and I'm trying to cover it up by sounding psuedo-scientific. fuck YOU, YOU TWIT!


Geez. What a stupid geek. I can believe I'm bastardizing a mathematical equation for
hypothesising about such ends.


Shut the fuck up. NOONE CARES. STOP CLOGGING THE BOARD WITH YOUR WHINY PETULANT SHIT, YOU fuckING MORON!!

What a loser.
Geez.

At least you got one thing right. Want to go squirt some tears now, you fucking worthless whiny little piece of shit. Why don't you go fucking develop a backbone and then come back and try to act like a fucking actual human being.
 
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