The "I Do What I Want" OTT

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Seeing this should make you feel better about your life.
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[quote name='Kayden']Seeing this should make you feel better about your life.

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I hate you. I wish you would die. Because I sprayed Pepsi all over my monitor and keyboard, you crazy-assed motherfucker.

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The beluga thinks it can fly!
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']I hate you. I wish you would die. Because I sprayed Pepsi all over my monitor and keyboard, you crazy-assed motherfucker.

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:lol: Thats not the first time I've heard that, but it is a new reason. Glad my demented mind+AnimationShop brings you pleasure. ;)
 
[quote name='Kayden']:lol: Thats not the first time I've heard that, but it is a new reason. Glad my demented mind+AnimationShop brings you pleasure. ;)[/QUOTE]

I haven't stopped laughing yet.

Hooooooly sheot. I applaud. :applause:
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']I haven't stopped laughing yet.

Hooooooly sheot. I applaud. :applause:[/QUOTE]

Its just a shame its too large to be my avatar. :cry:
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']You may have resized and cropped it, but I've seen that animation before.[/QUOTE]

It was a larger and longer movie. I converted it and then made it a gif for everyones enjoyment. :D
 
[quote name='Kayden']It was a larger and longer movie. I converted it and then made it a gif for everyones enjoyment. :D[/QUOTE]

Like mine.
 
Make sure you don't use windex if your monitor is an LCD. Id think rubbing alcohol would take out the pepsi. :lol:
 
[quote name='kaji7p56']:rofl:

I'd bang the broad in the second link...if she brought donuts.[/QUOTE]

eh. 15+ pounds off, maybe. I'm into sticks, but the extra blub aboot the gut = no.

Hell, the first one is a definite kick to the curb. "Seeya at Raising Canes, bitch, don't call me."
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']eh. 15+ pounds off, maybe. I'm into sticks, but the extra blub aboot the gut = no.

Hell, the first one is a definite kick to the curb.[/QUOTE]

What can I say, I likes 'em thick (but not fat).

She would still need to bring donuts, though.
 
[quote name='kaji7p56']What can I say, I likes 'em thick (but not fat).

She would still need to bring donuts, though.[/QUOTE]

Donuts are key, eh? Hopefully she won't chow them things before she gets to your house. :lol:
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']Donuts are key, eh? Hopefully she won't chow them things before she gets to your house. :lol:[/QUOTE]

I'll tell her to get 3 boxes. Hopefully a couple of donuts will make it to my house.
 
[quote name='kaji7p56']I'll tell her to get 3 boxes. Hopefully a couple of donuts will make it to my house.[/QUOTE]

Big hopefully. Damn, we're mean. :lol:
 
I think it's time we post our preferences regarding women, after the convo I had with Kayden. Tip likes:

-Shoulder length hair. straight. Blonde/Brunette/Brunette with blond highlights.

-Not a rail, but stockily built. Like many girl basketball players. Shorter than I am. (6'2").
-Clothing- Nothing that is really "in fashion". I'm talking no tight shirts/jeans/thongs. Basically, t-shirts and generic other stuff.

Funny thing is, there was a girl in my math class who fit this list perfectly. She caused me to get a D in that class because I was staring so much. Brilliant basketball player who's real popular. If her friends didn't hate me/weren't complete bitches, I'd ask her out.
 
[quote name='Kayden']Which picture is more disturbing?

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... :neutral: Like I said, you die, you die and go to hell.

My God.
 
[quote name='kaji7p56']This bitch is HOT. She's a porn star.


That's what I mean when I say I like 'em thick.[/QUOTE]

Shes got a nice stomach, but her tits are too big and it looks like someone hit her in the face with a shovel... or she needs to sneeze. She also needs to tone her arms a bit.
 
[quote name='Kayden']Shes got a nice stomach, but her tits are too big and it looks like someone hit her in the face with a shovel... or she needs to sneeze. She also needs to tone her arms a bit.[/QUOTE]

agreed. Tip does not like huge teetahs.


Oh, I was going to ask Alucard if he's ever wanked to one of his girl "friends", but my suspicion is that he only uses his dick for pissing.
 
kayden man... that sig.... thats just wrong man, i mean thats really wrong, youre gonna make me turn off sigs again, once again itll be a bitch to check peoples lists and such
 
[quote name='iheartmetal']kayden man... that sig.... thats just wrong man, i mean thats really wrong, youre gonna make me turn off sigs again, once again itll be a bitch to check peoples lists and such[/QUOTE]

I dunno what to tell ya.... Get a sense of humor? :p

That'll teach you for not using FireFox.
 
[quote name='Kayden']I dunno what to tell ya.... Get a sense of humor? :p

That'll teach you to not use FireFox.[/QUOTE]

who the hell wouldn't use Firefox. :/
 
[quote name='Kayden']Shes got a nice stomach, but her tits are too big and it looks like someone hit her in the face with a shovel... or she needs to sneeze. She also needs to tone her arms a bit.[/QUOTE]

I never even looked at her face. My eyes are on that massive chest.
 
[quote name='kaji7p56']I never even looked at her face. My eyes are on that massive chest.[/QUOTE]

So.... you're 13?
 
[quote name='Kayden']So.... you're 13?[/QUOTE]

No, it's not that. She's a porn star. That's what shes there for. In the real world I act like a gentleman. Since this is the internet, I'm staring at that massive chest.
 
Back on topic, here's what Thor says about wimmen and feelings:

 "You see Amy, men and women live in
different worlds. We use different words. A group of men talk about what
they've killed, how to start a fire, who has the best longboat. Women
want to talk about keeping the longhouse tidy and their feelings. When
I'm raiding a village I don't need to be talking about feelings, it's
time for action!"

Feelings are for gay men and hippies.


 
[quote name='Kayden']Holy crap! I've been sig-a-fied three times today! :bouncy:


In honor of this occasion... I present my latest debauchery.
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It's ok, I'll just adblock that one and enjoy the one in my inbox. :drool: :drool: :drool: :D
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']Christ I sign off for a few hours to LAN and every single fucking person goes apeshit over a fat guy and a loser.[/QUOTE]
Isn't that whay always happens? ;)
 
[quote name='Ugamer_X']You guys have it for attacking innocent bystanders here.[/QUOTE]

Holy crap, I just laughed so hard that I pissed myself. And everyone else within a half-mile radius.

Now that my bladder is emptied, good morning everyone!
 
I admit I like girls as much as the next guy but I'm not picky. Its their spirit which is more important. But DAMN man a woman that fat nasty. I almost shitted myself. You are really really disturbed. That Jessica Alba was Hot though. And another thing around my place there is no arcade. And yes I do like staring at DDR girls can't help it. Oh well I would get a job, but I'm an important man with business to attend to. In other words testing PC video games for the man. But at least I'm still not shallow. And please no more disturbing images. What if there are women reading this thread right now. Be nice and kind and don't make them lose their eyeballs. Well enough said, I stand by my statements still.
 
If you want to know why men are lower than women. Check out the E3 booth babe pervert topic in the E3 thread. That proves above all women are better than men. Or better than most men anyway. I'm a guy who can admit some mistakes also, but I at least do not do anything that is just perverted and disrepsctful of women.
 
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