The "I Do What I Want" OTT

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[quote name='JSweeney']You know, there are some disturbing alterior motives that seem to be flowing through your posts.[/QUOTE]
I was thinking the same thing
 
[quote name='Alucard']So I made a pass at Kayden's girl and Lulu. I'm still a guy I can try. I might at least get them on my buddy list. I'm a nice guy who can flirt so what of it. No offense Kayden, you're an alright dude. Oh well guess I need to find more women to flirt with. [/QUOTE]

:rofl:

I have better things to do with my time than fret over the (minute) possibility of a chivalry fanatic on a message board will whisk away my girlfriend.
 
Just making compliments to make friends no harm intended. I would never try to take someone's girlfriend. Especially such a cool guy as Kayden. My motives are just to add people to my buddy list no more than that.
 
[quote name='evilmregg']First off, if that's your idea of "making a pass," you're in more trouble than even I thought. Second off, try "flirting" with some guy's girlfriend in real life and see how long it takes for you to start shitting out teeth that have been punched down your throat.[/QUOTE]
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Thanks so much....
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[quote name='Alucard']Just making compliments to make friends no harm intended. I would never try to take someone's girlfriend. Especially such a cool guy as Kayden. My motives are just to add people to my buddy list no more than that.[/QUOTE]

That's interesting. Because in your last post you weren't "making compliments," you were "making passes."
 
[quote name='Alucard']Just making compliments to make friends no harm intended. I would never try to take someone's girlfriend. Especially such a cool guy as Kayden. My motives are just to add people to my buddy list no more than that.[/QUOTE]

HAH! I told you fuckers he was crazy! He thinks I'm cool! :lol:
... ... crap! :cry:
 
[quote name='Alucard']Just making compliments to make friends no harm intended. I would never try to take someone's girlfriend. Especially such a cool guy as Kayden. My motives are just to add people to my buddy list no more than that.[/QUOTE]

What a suckup. :rofl:

[quote name='Alucard']So I made a pass at Kayden's girl and Lulu. I'm still a guy I can try. I might at least get them on my buddy list. I'm a nice guy who can flirt so what of it. No offense Kayden, you're an alright dude. Oh well guess I need to find more women to flirt with. [/QUOTE]

Maybe I missed something, but aren't 'they' the same person?
 
This kid's fishy, I was talking to him last night via aol and he said he has a girlfriend, and that she even made him a penguin in shop class...
 
[quote name='Kayden']HAH! I told you fuckers he was crazy! He thinks I'm cool! :lol:
... ... crap! :cry:[/QUOTE]

I'm guessing it has something to do with your girl. I used to have an idiotic stoner friend who kissed another friend's ass all the time just because of the girl he was dating.
 
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :bow: :bow: :applause: :applause: ;)

Kayden you're so great you make me laugh I love you man. Not in a gay way. And I will get my girl when I find the right one evilm. This topic is turning out to be my best one.
 
[quote name='Alucard']:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :bow: :bow: :applause: :applause: ;)

Kayden you're so great you make me laugh I love you man. Not in a gay way. And I will get my girl when I find the right one evilm. This topic is turning out to be my best one.[/QUOTE]

See? :lol:
 
Oh my looks like I've been discovered. Yep I do have a girlfriend its true. Trying for sympathy to get more people to join my buddy list. Well this has been an intresting turn of events.
 
[quote name='Alucard']:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :bow: :bow: :applause: :applause: ;)

Kayden you're so great you make me laugh I love you man. Not in a gay way. And I will get my girl when I find the right one evilm. This topic is turning out to be my best one.[/QUOTE]

... :whistle2:s


Not even I have such blatand disregard for the smiley. - shakes head.-
 
[quote name='Alucard']Just making compliments to make friends no harm intended. I would never try to take someone's girlfriend. Especially such a cool guy as Kayden. My motives are just to add people to my buddy list no more than that.[/QUOTE]

You seem to keep flip-flopping back and forth, willing to amend what you actually believe on a whim to try to make people happy with you.

That's either kind of sad, that you have such a low self image that you feel you need to recreate yourself to make people like you, or that your just trying to tell people what you think they want to hear.

Lacking the confidence of your convictions could be understandable, especially if you are unsure of yourself. If that's the case, you really need to step back and take a long hard look at yourself and think of exactly what you like about yourself and build from there. If you lack the strenght of will and self to do it by yourself, you may want to look into seeing a pychologist, priest, etc.

Just telling people what you think they want to hear is unsettling as well.
Coming off as a shell of a person will always have people be uneasy about being around you, as they can sense that you seem to have ulterior motives... and people don't like being dragged around, feeling ill at ease around someone because they just seem "off".
 
[quote name='Alucard']Oh my looks like I've been discovered. Yep I do have a girlfriend its true. Trying for sympathy to get more people to join my buddy list. Well this has been an intresting turn of events.[/QUOTE]

Lemme guess, your "girlfriend" is really your pillow and the penguin was a christmas present from your grandma.
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']What a suckup. :rofl:



Maybe I missed something, but aren't 'they' the same person?[/QUOTE]
Me and Kayden... together... no.
Gamer Girlfriend is Kayden's girl... not to be confused with me Lulu, Kayden hater ;-)
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']Me and Kayden... together... no.
Gamer Girlfriend is Kayden's girl... not to be confused with me Lulu, Kayden hater ;-)[/QUOTE]

You have to admit we do argue like an old married couple.

I have two fan clubs now. The H8Rs of Kayden headed by Lulu and the Kult of Kayden, headed up by Alucard.

I'm just so popular lately.:lol:
 
[quote name='StealthySeal']this has turned into another OTT...[/QUOTE]

Not really... It has a cohesive element centered upon how disturbed Alucard is...
 
[quote name='Kayden']Not really... It has a cohesive element centered upon how disturbed Alucard is...[/QUOTE]

Yes, but isn't that what all of Alucard's topics devolve into?
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']Me and Kayden... together... no.
Gamer Girlfriend is Kayden's girl... not to be confused with me Lulu, Kayden hater ;-)[/QUOTE]

Orright, then.
 
Kayden I wish you were my brother. And you people want truth well here it is. I am a desperate 16 year old craving attention, but I'm romantic and respect women. Yes I have a wonderful girlfriend who I think I am unworthy of. I hate many of my qualities, yet many people see good in me. I don't know why people really actually like me because I can't see it but they do anyway. I am very low self esteem and think everyone's life is better than mine. There sad I know and now you know why I wanted more friends to talk to. What direction will this lead in? Kult of Kayden assemble!:lol:
 
[quote name='Alucard']Oh my looks like I've been discovered. Yep I do have a girlfriend its true. Trying for sympathy to get more people to join my buddy list. Well this has been an intresting turn of events.[/QUOTE]

Now I have no clue as to what the fuck your problem is. For the last 10 pages we've tried to help you get a girlfriend, you can't, for blah reasons, and then, apparently, athough I refuse to believe, you have one. You need to come clean if you need help, dude. No more lies.

.. Never mind. Cult of Kayden's? Go fuck yourself, eh.
 
[quote name='evilmregg']Yes, but isn't that what all of Alucard's topics devolve into?[/QUOTE]

Whether or not thats true... this thread does have a central, continuing theme and is subsequently not an OTT. ;)
 
[quote name='Alucard']Kayden I wish you were my brother. And you people want truth well here it is. I am a desperate 16 year old craving attention, but I'm romantic and respect women. Yes I have a wonderful girlfriend who I think I am unworthy of. I hate many of my qualities, yet many people see good in me. I don't know why people really actually like me because I can't see it but they do anyway. I am very low self esteem and think everyone's life is better than mine. There sad I know and now you know why I wanted more friends to talk to. What direction will this lead in? Kult of Kayden assemble!:lol:[/QUOTE]

Does this mean I can come on [to] your girlfriend? :lol:
 
[quote name='Kayden']Whether or not thats true... this thread does have a central, continuing theme and is subsequently not an OTT. ;)[/QUOTE]

I think we should make one topic about Alucard being a doormat and then have a mod sticky it and lock the rest of the threads on the subject.
 
[quote name='evilmregg']I think we should make one topic about Alucard being a doormat and then have a mod sticky it and lock the rest of the threads on the subject.[/QUOTE]

You have my vote.
 
[quote name='evilmregg']I think we should make one topic about Alucard being a doormat and then have a mod sticky it and lock the rest of the threads on the subject.[/QUOTE]

And while were at it, I think we should get the Kult of Kayden its own sub forum in the OTT :lol:
 
[quote name='Kayden']And while were at it, I think we should get the Kult of Kayden its own sub forum in the OTT :lol:[/QUOTE]

With Alucard being the only member of your Kult, I think we could consolidate that into the other thread.
 
I came clean I have serious problems and need help I admit that. I belittle myself yes my girlfriend Samantha thinks highly of me. I am a sad sad little man. Kayden is the coolest so yes if he desires he can come on to my girlfriend for whatever reason. I am an idiot I agree. And yes I'm surprised more people haven't hated me. Yes I actually do have friends but would love more. SO mock away mock away.
 
[quote name='evilmregg']With Alucard being the only member of your Kult, I think we could consolidate that into the other thread.[/QUOTE]

KoK: You can explain it to people as the "cock" club. "Join the Kay-oh-Kay! Gooooo KOK!"
 
[quote name='Alucard']I came clean I have serious problems and need help I admit that. I belittle myself yes my girlfriend Samantha thinks highly of me. I am a sad sad little man. Kayden is the coolest so yes if he desires he can come on to my girlfriend for whatever reason. I am an idiot I agree. And yes I'm surprised more people haven't hated me. Yes I actually do have friends but would love more. SO mock away mock away.[/QUOTE]

I thought you said you respected women.
 
[quote name='Alucard']Those women are hot digital my man. Things are about to get intresting;) .[/QUOTE]

Great, he's going to wank to my sig. :roll:

(For the record, if you wanna wank to my sig, go ahead, have fun - just don't tell me, kthx.)

Also, are there any CAG'ers near River Grove willing to show this thread to Alucard's girlfriend?
 
[quote name='DigitalSpace']Great, he's going to wank to my sig. :roll:

(For the record, if you wanna wank to my sig, go ahead, have fun - just don't tell me, kthx.)

Also, are there any CAG'ers near River Grove willing to show this thread to Alucard's girlfriend?[/QUOTE]

"oh my god, that woman is showing ANKLE!"
 
I do respect women greatly. I don't know why she likes me. Maybe she pity's me, maybe she thinks I'm funny, maybe she thinks I'm hot, maybe she is using me I have no idea, but I do love her. I just wish I was more of a man to be with her. I think highly of all others but myself. Kayden is a lucky man I think. And I don't really know who this Lina is. I just wanted friends:cry: .
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']I thought you said you respected women.[/QUOTE]

Giving them a night with me is the ultimate way to show you respect their desire for the pinacle of physical statisfaction...

Alucard- pic of your girl?!11eleven kthnx! :lol:
 
[quote name='Alucard']I do respect women greatly. I don't know why she likes me. Maybe she pity's me, maybe she thinks I'm funny, maybe she thinks I'm hot, maybe she is using me I have no idea, but I do love her. I just wish I was more of a man to be with her. I think highly of all others but myself. Kayden is a lucky man I think. And I don't really know who this Lina is. I just wanted friends:cry: .[/QUOTE]

.. Are you so thick that you haven't seen any of the advice we've given you (in between the attacks, of course)? Alucard, we don't want excuses. Give me something positive, something that isn't total bullshit about yourself that this girl of yours thinks is a grand quality, so we can help you.

But if she can't find anything right with you or won't tell, she's just a freeloader. Dump that beeyotch.
 
[quote name='Alucard']I came clean I have serious problems and need help I admit that. I belittle myself yes my girlfriend Samantha thinks highly of me. I am a sad sad little man. Kayden is the coolest so yes if he desires he can come on to my girlfriend for whatever reason. I am an idiot I agree. And yes I'm surprised more people haven't hated me. Yes I actually do have friends but would love more. SO mock away mock away.[/QUOTE]

This... "Samantha." How long did it take you to inflate her? It's funny that between this thread and the E3 one, you can't seem to make up your mind about whether or not you have a girlfriend. I think that in addition to lacking any testosterone whatsoever, you are a pathological liar.
 
[quote name='Alucard']And I don't really know who this Lina is. [/QUOTE]

Trust me, you wouldn't want to know her. Although meeting her would probably change your opinions on women.
 
Okay Kayden don't make me tear down the Kult. I am not going to show pics to people I don't know in case they actually go to stalk her or tell her things about me. Sorry I refuse to allow that.
 
[quote name='Alucard']Okay Kayden don't make me tear down the Kult. I am not going to show pics to people I don't know in case they actually go to stalk her or tell her things about me. Sorry I refuse to allow that.[/QUOTE]

I was joking... but there is always private messages. =P
 
She is not inflatable and I do have no idea why she likes me. She says I'm hot and funny but I don't see the hot part. And Kayden that image looks like she is strange. Is she a whore? I would believe it.
 
[quote name='Kayden']This is Lina...

*we think....*[/QUOTE]

Who are you trying to fool? We all know Lina was really a thirteen year-old boy.
 
[quote name='Alucard']She is not inflatable and I do have no idea why she likes me. She says I'm hot and funny but I don't see the hot part. And Kayden that image looks like she is strange. Is she a whore? I would believe it.[/QUOTE]

There's that respect for women again. You're practically oozing it, Alucard. At one point I had some sympathy for you because I thought you were just naive and misguided. Yeah, that sympathy is long gone by now.
 
[quote name='Alucard']She is not inflatable and I do have no idea why she likes me. She says I'm hot and funny but I don't see the hot part. And Kayden that image looks like she is strange. Is she a whore? I would believe it.[/QUOTE]

That's a shitty thing to say, Alucard.
In fact, it's shitty comments like that sparked of that whole issue to begin with...
Leading to two "ignored" posters, Lina banned, terse feeling all around the board, and me falling on my sword.
 
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