The "I Do What I Want" OTT

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[quote name='Alucard']I fear what will happen and rejection. So many people here have already rejected me its not even funny. I just don't know how to get a decent women or how to act. But at least I can run into walls, and rub teacher's heads without getting in trouble.:lol:[/QUOTE]

So.. are you back to not having a girlfriend now, or have you just decided to cast her off because she's not a virgin?

And... uhh... maybe you'd be less sexually dysfunctional if you stopped "rubbing teacher's heads."
 
[quote name='Alucard']I fear what will happen and rejection. So many people here have already rejected me its not even funny. I just don't know how to get a decent women or how to act. But at least I can run into walls, and rub teacher's heads without getting in trouble.:lol:[/QUOTE]

Giving your teachers handjobs for good grades is pretty disgusting. No wonder you're so fucked up.
 
[quote name='zewone']I watched the episode of Bullshit about "Holier Than Thou" a couple of days ago. Mother Theresa is a bitch. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Yeah, she goes to an impoverished, overcrowded country and tells them that they'll go to hell if they use birth control. I'm not a fan.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']wow, we go from I have lots of women wanting me... to I fear what will happen when I break up with my 14 year-old girlfriend.[/QUOTE]

From that to not even having one. Day-yum. :roll:
 
I've always adhered to the advice my father gave me.

There was a guy he worked with who went cruising bars on weekends, and every women he saw that he found attractive, he's go right up to them and ask "Would you like to back to my house and have sex with me?" More often than not, he'd get slapped in the face, yelled at, or have an angry boyfriend come over and punch him. But, almost every monday morning he come into work and talk about the new woman (or three) that he slept with over the weekend. Other people went to bars with him, so they could verify that the guy wasn't absolutely full of shit.

What we learn from this is that if you play the averages, can put up with disappointment, and don't give up, you can get just about anything you want with just a little effort.
 
I should have a new look on life. I should probably find some one more suited for me. At least I can brag I had a longer topic than I could have possibly imagend. Give yourself a round of applause you people who made it possible. I like eggs.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']I've always adhered to the advice my father gave me.

There was a guy he worked with who went cruising bars on weekends, and every women he saw that he found attractive, he's go right up to them and ask "Would you like to back to my house and have sex with me?" More often than not, he'd get slapped in the face, yelled at, or have an angry boyfriend come over and punch him. But, almost every monday morning he come into work and talk about the new woman (or three) that he slept with over the weekend. Other people went to bars with him, so they could verify that the guy wasn't absolutely full of shit.

What we learn from this is that if you play the averages, can put up with disappointment, and don't give up, you can get just about anything you want with just a little effort.[/QUOTE]

I use the same tactic, only I use it down at the Knights of Columbus recreation hall on Bingo night.
 
[quote name='evilmregg']Yeah, she goes to an impoverished, overcrowded country and tells them that they'll go to hell if they use birth control. I'm not a fan.[/QUOTE]

Well, at least she was sent to hell in a wacky afterlife mix-up.
 
Pervert I rubbed his bald head. you know top of the body. Its because it was like buddha's belly. And because I'm the class clown. Laughs is what is important folks.
 
[quote name='Alucard']Pervert I rubbed his bald head. you know top of the body. Its because it was like buddha's belly. And because I'm the class clown. Laughs is what is important folks.[/QUOTE]

Why the hell you would bring up rubbing old old dude's scalp here is beyond me anyway.
 
[quote name='Dr Mario Kart']Beat 3 games in the last 6 days, Stella Deus on the 23rd, Fire Emblem on the 28th, and Half Life 2 today (29th). I'm on a f'n roll[/QUOTE]

How in the world do you have that much time to play games?
(And still post on CAG?)
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']My F5 and pagedown keys are getting a run for their money on this thread.[/QUOTE]

Whats this F5 do? oh shit whats happening? refresh! totally cool. I seriously had no idea.
 
[quote name='Alucard']And because I'm the class clown. Laughs is what is important folks.[/QUOTE]

You're the class clown? The comedic talent of everyone at your school combined must be equal to that of Sinbad or something.
 
[quote name='DigitalSpace']You're the class clown? The comedic talent of everyone at your school combined must be equal to that of Sinbad or something.[/QUOTE]
Nice one. :lol:
 
[quote name='weimerwanger']Whats this F5 do? oh shit whats happening? refresh! totally cool. I seriously had no idea.[/QUOTE]

Hoo-ah. F5, Home, and End are actually damn usefull. I usually use my keyboard to navigate anyway.

Btw- Explain your sig, I have no clue what it means. ._.
 
[quote name='DigitalSpace']You're the class clown? The comedic talent of everyone at your school combined must be equal to that of Sinbad or something.[/QUOTE]

... :rofl:

My keyboard is all sticky with soda again.. First Kayden, then you. :lol:
 
[quote name='Alucard']Your momma is sinbad. I'm the funnyest thing since ever. Jesus ate the baby and is too hot to stop biatch.[/QUOTE]

... Yeah, no.
 
Obviously it's the great war between the bears and the lions. Instead of being ready with the counter-offensive, sgt. grumbles is stoned off his ass on honey.
 
yeah um, Alucard... you do realize class clowns, statistically speaking are only trying to get laughs for all the inadequacies they have/feel. You might want to start taking a good look in the mirror and start trying to find the real you, cause right now I think you have multiple personalities and you need to seek help.
 
[quote name='weimerwanger']Obviously it's the great war between the bears and the lions. Instead of being ready with the counter-offensive, sgt. grumbles is stoned off his ass on honey.[/QUOTE]

Oh, of course. -Slaps head.- Bears would kick the lion's collective ass any day.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']How in the world do you have that much time to play games?
(And still post on CAG?)[/QUOTE]

He's only had about 20 posts in that time ... but that's the easy part.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']yeah um, Alucard... you do realize class clowns, statistically speaking are only trying to get laughs for all the inadequacies they have/feel. You might want to start taking a good look in the mirror and start trying to find the real you, cause right now I think you have multiple personalities and you need to seek help.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, you're swinging from manic to depressive rather quickly.
A quick talk with a psychologist or psychiatrist might not be a bad idea.
 
I've beaten 2 games in the past 2 months... Guild Wars and Halo 2. I'm at the final boss on Digital Devil Saga, but I want to beat the secret bosses first.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Yeah, you're swinging from manic to depressive rather quickly.
A quick talk with a psychologist or psychiatrist might not be a bad idea.[/QUOTE]

I say it's nothing a swift boot in the ass won't take care of.
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']Oh, of course. -Slaps head.- Bears would kick the lion's collective ass any day.[/QUOTE]

Probably not... unless the Bears had Ditka.
Da Bears....
 
[quote name='Alucard']You can no longer insult me for I have sold my soul on ebay.[/QUOTE]

Actually, saying things like that just make you an even better target for ridicule.
 
[quote name='Alucard']Your momma is sinbad. I'm the funnyest thing since ever. Jesus ate the baby and is too hot to stop biatch.[/QUOTE]

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I already see a psychiatrist and take antidepressants thank you very much. So I get laughs to make myself feel better. At least I'm not an ass like some of you. Kayden and Lulu understand me at least.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Probably not... unless the Bears had Ditka.
Da Bears....[/QUOTE]
Daaaaah Bulls. :lol:
 
[quote name='Kayden']I've beaten 2 games in the past 2 months... Guild Wars and Halo 2. I'm at the final boss on Digital Devil Saga, but I want to beat the secret bosses first.[/QUOTE]

Recently I've beaten ... hmm ... eh, ... well there was ... shit. It's been a long time since RE4. :lol:
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']Apparently your soul and your brain were a 2-for-1 package deal?[/QUOTE]

Its the Alucard super clearance. Soul, brain, dignity. Everything slashed to rock bottom prices, EVERYTHING must go!
 
I lied... I sat down for half an hour and beat StarFox 64 a couple of times while I was waiting for something...
 
[quote name='Alucard']I already see a psychiatrist and take antidepressants thank you very much. So I get laughs to make myself feel better. At least I'm not an ass like some of you. Kayden and Lulu understand me at least.[/QUOTE]

Bwa-ha-ha! Kayden? Lulu? Would you two care to field the responses to this one?
 
[quote name='Alucard']I already see a psychiatrist and take antidepressants thank you very much. So I get laughs to make myself feel better. At least I'm not an ass like some of you. Kayden and Lulu understand me at least.[/QUOTE]

Yes, I am an ass.
That's not exactly a surprise to anyone.
However, that doesn't automatically mean that everything I've said is wrong.
At times, the truth... which people need to hear... is harsh.
 
[quote name='evilmregg']Bwa-ha-ha! Kayden? Lulu? Would you two care to field the responses to this one?[/QUOTE]

He's the leader of the cult honoring my existence... I don't think theres much I can do to save the boy.
 
[quote name='DigitalSpace']
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I dunno, I think Alucard has finally graduated to "Roseanne" status. I mean, Jesus ate the baby! Ell-oh-ell!
 
[quote name='MorbidAngel4Life']Wow, the end of the last ott was depressing.[/QUOTE]

Thats what you get when you mix two parts douche, one part lacking humor and three parts of big mouth.
 
Who's who in the picture? Besides Crash and the way happy bald guy..

Thats what you get when you mix two parts douche, one part lacking humor and three parts of big mouth.
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Let's never use 'douche' and 'mouth' in the same sentence again..
 
You are those kind that makes others commit suicide. Ashamed I am to call you a gamer. I shall stalk you till the day I die.
 
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