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[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I have yet to successfully get any of my friends into Naruto, so they don't have much interest in the game when I bring it over. :cry:[/QUOTE]
:lol: There's a bunch of people here at school that are fans. I burn data discs for my roommate with the last four episodes so he can catch up on watching it since he's not the brightest light when it comes to torrenting and I don't feel like teaching him right now. :D
 
[quote name='Renegade_Zero']Battlefield 2 is gonna sweet.[/QUOTE]

I say we arrest the internet for the murder of the english language. fucking dicklicks.
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']I say we arrest the internet for the murder of the english language. fucking dicklicks.[/QUOTE]
Random thought: Has the Internet killed other languages too? What about French?
 
[quote name='Gothic_Walrus']Random thought: Has the Internet killed other languages too? What about French?[/QUOTE]

The French language would have surrendered. It's the French way.;)
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I have yet to successfully get any of my friends into Naruto, so they don't have much interest in the game when I bring it over. :cry:[/QUOTE]

I wish the GC and naruto game had an online multiplayer component since it's hard enough to find decent competition locally and give me more motivation to finally buy naruto 3.
 
Here it is, the destruction of a pitiful excuse for homo sapien. He stopped reponding after the last one, so i just blokced him.


Marshall123659: u give ur momma rusty trombones
Sneaky1Penguin: i feel so burned
Marshall123659: i know u better bitch
Sneaky1Penguin: hey, dicklick, you suck at giving insults almost as much as you suck the stringy shit out of goats assholes
Marshall123659: sure bitch at least i dont give my transvestite girlfriend blo jobs
Sneaky1Penguin: crawl into a corner and die you afront to civilized society
Marshall123659: i dont have one but u do
Sneaky1Penguin: you are the poster child for a 72nd trimester abortion
Marshall123659: hey bitch ur so deep in the closet ur findin christmas presents
Sneaky1Penguin: even dead girls say no to you
Marshall123659: atleast i didnt get buttfucked by my moms step dad
Sneaky1Penguin: see that, thats experience talking
Marshall123659: no thats what i saw on court TV
Marshall123659: i saw someone whos SN was Sneaky1penguin
Marshall123659: and it said this is how u contact the poor boy
Sneaky1Penguin: he, hick boy, use what few teeth you have remaining to strain the corn out of your dads shit
Marshall123659: hey retard if i was a hick then u must be a goat fucker from New Zealand on crack
Sneaky1Penguin: man, life really has dealt you a shitty hand, huh?
Sneaky1Penguin: sitting with your dick in hand jacking to mills lane trying to be witty
Marshall123659: hey bitch u are probably wackin ur wong to ron jeremy
Sneaky1Penguin: ill wait while you find the tweezers so you can give youself a congratulatory whack for being so damn humorous
Sneaky1Penguin: done yet?
Marshall123659: ill wait until u can grow a dick
Sneaky1Penguin: oo, getting inventive, that's not allowed you choderiffic cumslut
Sneaky1Penguin: take a break from cracking youd dads gash and get some better insults
Sneaky1Penguin: with all the dick you take, you probably shit solid jizz
Marshall123659: ohh kkkk i see we're tryin to get critical u rape roadkill on the side of the highway u penal chowder guzzler.Which one to u prefer the dead skunks,squirrels, or dogs?
Sneaky1Penguin: ah, sonow you moved on to necrophilia, except your jokes still suck
Sneaky1Penguin: if you are trying, i weep for our country
Marshall123659: what kinda come back is that LMFAO
Sneaky1Penguin: a better one than all of yours fuckmunch
Sneaky1Penguin: you under developed socialally inept mongoloid
Sneaky1Penguin: you are a scientific marvel, you have a veritable city of sperm, living, thriving in your intestinal tract
Marshall123659: dude ur mom saves chunky cum in butter tub
Sneaky1Penguin: their society is advancing rapidly
Marshall123659: s
Sneaky1Penguin: soon, they will learn to control you, and the world will be a better place with your "intellect" taking a second seat
Marshall123659: dude ur a fucking retard
Marshall123659: u sit on the computer bending down to see if u can suck ur dick
Sneaky1Penguin: i guess mommy hasn't broken the news that you're her most hated mistake yet
Marshall123659: i guess mommy hasnt told u that ur dog was dead....... i guess ill tell u why
Sneaky1Penguin: oo, a story insult, you think you can pull it off?
Sneaky1Penguin: can you redeem yourself of the massive sucking you've been doing?
Sneaky1Penguin: i doubt it
Marshall123659: its because it sucked ur favorite dildo and it got lodged in his throat
Sneaky1Penguin: just when i thought you couldnt suck any more, you take another whole 3 inches
Sneaky1Penguin: you get your speen tickled by cocks
Sneaky1Penguin: you taint
Sneaky1Penguin: you blight on existence
Marshall123659: dude u coudnt force me to suck a cock.................unlike u
Sneaky1Penguin: you are a pestilence on comedy and humanity as a whole
Sneaky1Penguin: I have officially lost all faith in humanity thanks to you.
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']Here it is, the destruction of a pitiful excuse for homo sapien. He stopped reponding after the last one, so i just blokced him.

LONG ASS AIM CONVO
[/QUOTE]

So why was this fucktard even trying to spam you (quite poorly) with insults?
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']color=#000000] I have officially lost all faith in humanity thanks to you.[/color][/QUOTE]
Why cant i be granted such funny conversations on AIM, instead im all business...

I must say your comebacks are mighty witty, and are excellent...perfection :)
 
[quote name='Ozzkev55']Why cant i be granted such funny conversations on AIM, instead im all business...

I must say your comebacks are mighty witty, and are excellent...perfection :)[/QUOTE]

Thanks.

And jayruke, my friend was in a chat with him, and was using me to come up with insults, so this cuntwhack started iming me, and I just replied.
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']Thanks.

And jayruke, my friend was in a chat with him, and was using me to come up with insults, so this cuntwhack started iming me, and I just replied.[/QUOTE]

Haha, tell your friend to start talking only to ppl who can hold a conversation above 2nd grade.:lol:
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']Here it is, the destruction of a pitiful excuse for homo sapien. He stopped reponding after the last one, so i just blokced him.


Marshall123659:u give ur momma rusty trombones
Sneaky1Penguin: i feel so burned
Marshall123659:i know u better bitch
Sneaky1Penguin: hey, dicklick, you suck at giving insults almost as much as you suck the stringy shit out of goats assholes
Marshall123659:sure bitch at least i dont give my transvestite girlfriend blo jobs
Sneaky1Penguin: crawl into a corner and die you afront to civilized society
Marshall123659:i dont have one but u do
Sneaky1Penguin: you are the poster child for a 72nd trimester abortion
Marshall123659:hey bitch ur so deep in the closet ur findin christmas presents
Sneaky1Penguin: even dead girls say no to you
Marshall123659:atleast i didnt get buttfucked by my moms step dad
Sneaky1Penguin: see that, thats experience talking
Marshall123659:no thats what i saw on court TV
Marshall123659:i saw someone whos SN was Sneaky1penguin
Marshall123659:and it said this is how u contact the poor boy
Sneaky1Penguin: he, hick boy, use what few teeth you have remaining to strain the corn out of your dads shit
Marshall123659:hey retard if i was a hick then u must be a goat fucker from New Zealand on crack
Sneaky1Penguin: man, life really has dealt you a shitty hand, huh?
Sneaky1Penguin: sitting with your dick in hand jacking to mills lane trying to be witty
Marshall123659:hey bitch u are probably wackin ur wong to ron jeremy
Sneaky1Penguin: ill wait while you find the tweezers so you can give youself a congratulatory whack for being so damn humorous
Sneaky1Penguin: done yet?
Marshall123659:ill wait until u can grow a dick
Sneaky1Penguin: oo, getting inventive, that's not allowed you choderiffic cumslut
Sneaky1Penguin: take a break from cracking youd dads gash and get some better insults
Sneaky1Penguin: with all the dick you take, you probably shit solid jizz
Marshall123659:ohh kkkk i see we're tryin to get critical u rape roadkill on the side of the highway u penal chowder guzzler.Which one to u prefer the dead skunks,squirrels, or dogs?
Sneaky1Penguin: ah, sonow you moved on to necrophilia, except your jokes still suck
Sneaky1Penguin: if you are trying, i weep for our country
Marshall123659:what kinda come back is that LMFAO
Sneaky1Penguin: a better one than all of yours fuckmunch
Sneaky1Penguin: you under developed socialally inept mongoloid
Sneaky1Penguin: you are a scientific marvel, you have a veritable city of sperm, living, thriving in your intestinal tract
Marshall123659:dude ur mom saves chunky cum in butter tub
Sneaky1Penguin: their society is advancing rapidly
Marshall123659:s
Sneaky1Penguin: soon, they will learn to control you, and the world will be a better place with your "intellect" taking a second seat
Marshall123659:dude ur a fucking retard
Marshall123659:u sit on the computer bending down to see if u can suck ur dick
Sneaky1Penguin: i guess mommy hasn't broken the news that you're her most hated mistake yet
Marshall123659:i guess mommy hasnt told u that ur dog was dead....... i guess ill tell u why
Sneaky1Penguin: oo, a story insult, you think you can pull it off?
Sneaky1Penguin: can you redeem yourself of the massive sucking you've been doing?
Sneaky1Penguin: i doubt it
Marshall123659:its because it sucked ur favorite dildo and it got lodged in his throat
Sneaky1Penguin: just when i thought you couldnt suck any more, you take another whole 3 inches
Sneaky1Penguin: you get your speen tickled by cocks
Sneaky1Penguin: you taint
Sneaky1Penguin: you blight on existence
Marshall123659:dude u coudnt force me to suck a cock.................unlike u
Sneaky1Penguin: you are a pestilence on comedy and humanity as a whole
Sneaky1Penguin: I have officially lost all faith in humanity thanks to you.[/QUOTE]

Best and funniest IM conversation ever. period. I havne't laughed so hard to an IM in what seems like forever, and still, this one takes the cake. Bravo:applause:.:rofl:
 
Hey subbie-poo, what's this second message after the first part of the saving process? I know the first asks if I want to save, is the second message asking me if I'm sure that I want to save?
 
[quote name='Moxio']Made a new video sig. Me likey. :)[/QUOTE]
585 kbs! I have a 300-400 kb one I'd like to use, but I think it's too big file size-wise. If I could get it with a transparent background and maybe cut the file size down a little, that'd be cool if you've got the time. :D I can post it here if you want to see it.
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']585 kbs! I have a 300-400 kb one I'd like to use, but I think it's too big file size-wise. If I could get it with a transparent background and maybe cut the file size down a little, that'd be cool if you've got the time. :D I can post it here if you want to see it.[/QUOTE]

Yeah it's pretty big. It started out as 1.1 MB but I cut it down like crazy (animation flowed really smoothly).

Sure I'd help. Post away!
 
[quote name='Moxio']Yeah it's pretty big. It started out as 1.1 MB but I cut it down like crazy (animation flowed really smoothly).

Sure I'd help. Post away![/QUOTE]
If i get can get some footage of me, and my band in the studio, could i incorporate that into a sig, and what tools would I need, since I am alas, without photoshop
 
[quote name='Moxio']Yeah it's pretty big. It started out as 1.1 MB but I cut it down like crazy (animation flowed really smoothly).

Sure I'd help. Post away![/QUOTE]

Alright. Here's the gif:

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Damn cool, isn't it.
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']Alright. Here's the gif:

gaara5ny.gif


Damn cool, isn't it.[/QUOTE]

Is that Gaara? Where the eff did you find it? I want one! :applause::D:bouncy:
 
[quote name='Admiral Ackbar']You know, not watching Batman Returns for five or six years, after seeing it on TV Now I realize how absolutely absurd it is.[/QUOTE]

me too. I only watched a little though. Battlefield and the Shield kept calling me
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Is that Gaara? Where the eff did you find it? I want one! :applause::D:bouncy:[/QUOTE]
I just got it through following the source links of some naruto sigs on Gamespot's forums and it led me to the french girls directory of naruto gif and shit. She had some damn cool stuff there. I'll probably look again later and see if she's added anything and see what sigs she has as there were plenty more, but I liked this one the most.
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']I just got it through following the source links of some naruto sigs on Gamespot's forums and it led me to the french girls directory of naruto gif and shit. She had some damn cool stuff there. I'll probably look again later and see if she's added anything and see what sigs she has as there were plenty more, but I liked this one the most.[/QUOTE]

Can you post or PM me the URL?
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']Hey subbie-poo, what's this second message after the first part of the saving process? I know the first asks if I want to save, is the second message asking me if I'm sure that I want to save?[/QUOTE]

I really don't remember, and my gamecube isn't hooked up at the moment ...
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']
Marshall123659:hey bitch ur so deep in the closet ur findin christmas presents[/QUOTE]
:rofl:
That's a good one.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Not original == not a good one.[/QUOTE]
Its From Family Guys Fan Mail Episode, where they do an alternate "Lil Rascals" reality...and towards the end of the episode, a kid Diane Simmons says those exact same words to a Kid Todd Tucker

So unoriginal...:)
 
[quote name='Ozzkev55']Its From Family Guys Fan Mail Episode, where they do an alternate "Lil Rascals" reality...and towards the end of the episode, a kid Diane Simmons says those exact same words to a Kid Todd Tucker

So unoriginal...:)[/QUOTE]

Goddamn! I knew I had heard it but I didn't know the time and place. :shock: :applause: :lol:
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']Damn Temari is tough as hell, and Itachi was slightly easier. At least he wasn't able to block 90% of my moves. :evil:[/QUOTE]

Who are you using? I pretty much stuck with Shikamaru and Temari as they're my two favs, but I tried out everyone.
 
New SomethingAwful goldmine about elementary school is hi-damn-larious.

In third grade I wore headgear to school every day, even though I only really needed it at night.

I was bigger than all the kids, and anyone who made fun of me for wearing my headgear got punched in the balls.

I punched a kid in the nuts for saying something to me. When a teacher came over to take me to the principal, I took a swing at her. The principal called my mom and then made me sit in the hallway writing "I will not punch balls" or something like that repeatedly.
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[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Who are you using? I pretty much stuck with Shikamaru and Temari as they're my two favs, but I tried out everyone.[/QUOTE]
I did the arcade mode (I think) with Naruto. I want to learn Chouji and Rock Lee soon as they're my favs besides Naruto.
 
I miss Oregon Trail, and Number Munchers...

In 6th grade there was this girl Colleen who was fairly normal as far as I knew...but one day...

We used to have the option of "computer time" for our study period, where we could play Oregon Trail on the Apple ][ e's in the class. So I'm sitting with my friend Chris playing Mad Libs (if there is a funnier game, I don't want to know) and this girl Colleen as at the computer playing Odell Lake or whatever.

All of a sudden, she turns around her chair, looks right at me, mumbles something in Latin or tongues or Klingon, and starts taking a piss right there in the chair. The whole class is just watching in awe as this girl lets it flow and keeps her death gaze locked firmly on me.

Finally she finishes up, and the class is still shocked into silence, and she just starts crying as loud as she can and running around yelling stuff. The teacher just grabbed her and got her the hell out of there, and the principal told everyone to go play outside while they cleaned up the classroom.

I still to this day have no idea what prompted her to do such a thing. She was free to get up and go to the bathroom if she had to pee.
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Lee can be the epitome of cheapness. Once you unlock the second gate, the computer is fucked. Just to Omote Renge (or is Ura Renge the bigger one?) and the fight is over. My friends won't let me be Lee against them anymore cause I rape them all.
 
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