Tenay - THE NEW BISCHOFF-HOGAN-FLAIR REGIME DOMINATED TURNING POINT!
Tenay - Immortal remains LARGE AND IN CHARGE!
Bischoff - AND WE LOVE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU PEOPLE… EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU - FROM THE BOTTOMS OF OUR HEARTS! It was an Incredible night for Immortal, and I don’t know where to start, so I’ll start with the biggest - he’s the smartest monster in the world, ABYSS!
Crowd - BULLSHIT!
Bischoff - And without a question in anyone’s mind, many TNA viewers also watch MMA or UFC, and here’s a man who put on an MMA CLINIC - A CLINIC THAT THE ENTIRE GRACIE FAMILY HAD TO ADMIRE. An MMA specialist - THE FOUNDER OF TNA, JEFF JARRETT!
Flair - IT PROVES TO THIS WORLD THAT THIS GROUP DOMINATES THIS SPORT LIKE NO OTHER. WE ARE, WOO, WHAT WRESTLING AND TNA ARE ALL ABOUT.
AJ - LET ME PUT IT LIKE THIS - THIS IS HOW WE THROW IT UP, CUZ IT’S ALL ABOUT TURNING POINT. After Turning Point, THE MOST HOMICIDAL MAN IN WRESTLING IS DOING THIS COURTESY OF FORTUNE! EV2, I’m gonna send another one home - we’re not gonna fire him - I’M GONNA CRIPPLE YOU, STEVIE, YOU’LL NEVER WRESTLE AGAIN.
Bischoff - As exciting as Turning Point was, the biggest moment of Immortal was the first title defense of the TNA Immortal World Champion - JEFF HARDY!
Taz - Our world champion has some controversy in his life, that’s for sure.
Hardy - Turning Point was the coming out party for JEFF HARDY. I DESTROYED MATT MORGAN, LEAVING HIS HOPES AND DREAMS WITH THE INVISIBILITY OF THE WORLD.
Crowd - OVER-RATED! OVER-RATED!
Hardy - OVERRATED MY ASS, IT’S SAFE TO SAY THAT I AM THE DISCIPLE - THE CHOSEN ONE. I HAVE SIPPED FROM THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH THE CUP OF HULKAMANIA, THEREFORE I WILL ALWAYS BE IMMORTAL.
Bischoff - Tonight is gonna get more exciting - we’ve got a guest for you. BOW DOWN, GIVE IT UP FOR THE TRUE IMMORTAL - HULK HOGAN!
Tenay - THERE WAS THE MAN WHO WAS KNOWN AS IMMORTAL EVEN BEFORE THIS GROUP!
Crowd - HO-GAN! HO-GAN!
Hogan - DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE SURROUNDED BY FAMILY!? WELL YA KNOW, WHEN I CAME TO TNA, WHEN I MADE THE DEAL TO RUN THIS COMPANY, THE ONE THING I REQUESTED, THAT I HAD TO HAVE - WAS THIS! RIC FLAIR! WITHOUT FLAIR, YA JUST DON’T HAVE A WRESTLING COMPANY. AND WHILE I’VE BEEN OUT TAKING PHONE CALLS, CHASING LEADS, MY PHONE’S BEEN RINGING OFF THE HOOK ONCE IMMORTAL’S BEEN FORMED. I’ve been taking care of the next big thing, and on the backside, Flair, you’ve been great at keeping everyone up. EVERYONE EITHER STEPS UP OR THEY GET OUT. Now that we’ve got Immortal working like clockwork, I’ve got a surprise for our main man. (new belt drops, massive HAR-DY chant erupts)
Hogan - HERE YOU ARE MY SON! THE BELT REPRESENTS LIFE AFTER LIFE AFTER LIFE. TO THE GREATEST HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF ALL-TIME - JEFF HARDY! Excuse me Mr. Bischoff, I’m not used to taking out the trash. DIXIE, AND HER OLD TNA COMPANY, ARE REPRESENTED BY THAT BELT. Now that there’s no stone unturned, if there’s anyone left who dares challenge us or our champion - THE ONLY THING YOU CAN DO IS DROP DOWN AND PRAY, BROTHER! (Pope comes out)
Bischoff - WHA THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!? WHAT DO YOU WANT!? DID YOU BUY A TICKET?
Pope - The prayers of the congregation have been answered - POPE HAS ARRIVED.
Bischoff - Take your business somewhere else.
Crowd - POPE! POPE!
Pope - Eric…Easy E, after what you pulled on Sunday, the way you paid off my family, my cousins, and my own brother, I’M TELLING YOU ERIC, TONIGHT, I GOT A CASKET THAT I INTENDED FOR ABYSS, BUT I’M GONNA TAKE YOUR OVER THE HILL BEHIND, PUT YOU IN IT, ROLL UP THE RAMP, AND PUSH YOU OVER THE EDGE AND WATCH YOU CRASH AND BURN AND THERE’S NOT A DARN THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT! NO MORE! (Joe comes out)
Joe - Don’t’ think that Pope’s your only problem tonight. JARRETT, GUNNER, MURPHY, DON’T THINK I’VE FORGOTTEN WHAT YOU DID ON SUNDAY. Jeff, it’s adorable that you’re calling yourself an MMA specialist - big shoot fighter, Jarrett. COME SHOOT WITH ME, AND WHEN I’VE GROUNED YOU AND CHOKED YOU OUT, IT’LL TAKE MORE THAN YOUR TWO HILLBILLY GIRLFRIENDS TO WAKE YOUR ASS UP!
Taz - DAMN! (RVD comes out)
RVD - Eric, you’ve realized all the fun you’ve been having at my expense - IT STOPS NOW. After I found out that EV2 is just a tight family that I always thought it was, everything became clear. I only know one “friend” shallow enough to completely sell out because he wanted something that was mine! LOOK AT YOU, JEFF HARDY, STANDING UP THERE WITH THAT TITLE THAT I NEVER LOST. AND YOU NEVER WON IT, JEFF. I TAKE GREAT COMFORT IN KNOWING THAT EVERY DAY THAT YOU HAVE TO LIVE WITH THE KNOWLEDGE THAT YOU’LL HAVE TO FACE ME. GUESS WHAT!? I’M MAKING THAT HAPPEN TONIGHT. TONIGHT! TONIGHT, I’M LEAVING AS TNA WORLD CHAMPION! (Morgan comes out)
Morgan - No disrespect, but you shouldn’t get a shot until I get mine first. You call yourself the world champion? You’re not! I EXPOSED YOU IN THAT RING. 1-2-3! IF GIVEN THE CHANCE AGAIN, I’LL EXPOSE THAT ASS AGAIN. GUARANTEED!
Crowd - MOR-GAN!
Morgan - But I can’t put all the heat on you - we know who the puppet master is, HULK HOGAN. I worshipped the ground you walked on, and ya know what? It wasn’t the prayers or vitamins - IT WAS YOUR INTEGRITY. THAT’S THE REASON I’M THIS STAGE TONIGHT.
One guy - YOU SOLD OUT.
Morgan - Look at you now - we’re the never say die attitude, WHERE’S YOUR BALLS!? CUZ IF YOU HAD A SET, YOU’D STAND UP AND FIGHT US!
Hogan - When you talk about fighting us Mr. Mogan, if you want a fight, that’s what you’ll get. Myself, THE GREATEST OF ALL-TIME RIC FLAIR, and Bischoff are gonna put a battle plan together. IF YOU WANNA FIGHT, YOU’RE GONNA GET ONE.
Hogan - Ric, what’s your thought on these ignorant fools?
Flair - THEY WANNA BE IMMORTAL. WE DON’T GET OLD, WE GET GREAT. US AND WAHOO MCDANIEL!
Hogan - HOW ABOUT SAMOAN JOE, THE ULTIMATE SUBMISSION MACHINE, VERSUS GUNNER AND MURPHY!
Flair - There’s so much pussy around here, you wouldn’t believe it.
Taz - GTW - Gym, Tan, Wrestle MY DUDE!
Taz - Imagine being married to this broad and making her like two eggs over easy!?
(after a close up of Taylor’s makeup)Taz - She’s got a paint job on her face.
Taz - Look at Cookie’s boots - they’re like Gene Simmons stuff.
Taz - Woman on woman, man on man - depending on the way ya float.
Taz - OH OH…
Tenay - Slow mo fist pump.
Taz - Why’d ya interrupt the OH!? Ruining the flow.
Taz - The Shore beats on their Jerseymate. Jerseymate?
Tenay - Sure.
Taz - Yeah, I’m from Jersey.
Taz - TAYLOR’S IN HOT PURSUIT OF THE ONE-BOOT COOKIE!
Crowd - PLEASE DON’T GO! PLEASE DON’T GO!
Ray - I think you guys would have to admit one thing - that was a hell of a tag team match at the PPV. Motor City Machine Guns, you deserve to be the TNA World Tag Team Champions. I’m proud of the fact that It was guys like us who helped teames like the Guns, Ink Inc, Beer Money, and GenMe - WE HELPED MAKE TAG TEAM WRESTLING IN TNA MEAN SOMETHING. All good things must come to an end, 15 years, 23 tag titles all over the world, we’re glad we got to end It against the Guns. The only words we can say to you is thank you very much.
Devon - Ya know something, whether you loved us or hated us, you’ve always given us respect, love, been there in our corner - I wanna thank you. Without the fans in this business, there would be no Team 3D! So like my brother says, it’s time to move on. He wants to be a rock star.
Ray - I’M GONNA START THE BIGGEST ROCK BAND IN THE WORLD.
Devon - I got twin boys, and they’re gonna be the next Team 3D, I guarantee that. For the final time, without any further ado, OH MY BROTHER, TESTIFY!
Taz - I got goosebumps… Two great guys.
Tenay - A picture tells the story better than words ever can. (Ray attacks Devon)
Tenay - DO YOU HAVE ANY… INKLKING AS TO WHY THIS HAPPENED!
Taz - I hope that like everyone else, there’s a good reason…
Bischoff - PEOPLE AREN’T GONNA BE THINKING A PUNKASS REF MADE A BAD CALL, THEY’RE GONNA THINK BISCHOFF, HOGAN, AND FLAIR MADE A MISTAKE.
Taz - Joe’s one of the baddest man on the planet, and they’re…Gunner and Murphy…
Flair - GUNNER AND MURPHY ARE DONE. ANGLE, YOU’RE A DEAD MAN! WHERE’S ANGLE!? WE NEED TO GET HIM OFF THE PROPERTY.
Bischoff - ABYSS, HURRY UP! Next time you eat something, KILL IT FIRST.
Tenay - Turning Point wasn’t a good night for EV2. Not only Sabu did get fired, but WE ARE TOLD THAT RHINO’S CONTRACT EXPIRED AND THE NEW REGIME DIDN’T RENEW HIS DEAL.
Tenay - GOOD GAWD - WHAT A MONKEY FLIP!
Taz - This is a different kinda RVD. (RVD does his pointing deal.) Clearly due to getting the paranoia out of his body. Well, his mind. You get my point. Maybe you don’t.
Taz - RHINO’S CONTRACT EXPIRED AND THEY DIDN’T RE-UP IT. WHAT THE HELL’S HE DOING HERE.
Tenay - WHAT COULD BE BEHIND HIS ACTIONS!?
Pope - YOU WANNA BE POPE!? YOU WANNA BUY MY FAMILY OFF?! I SHOULD SLAP THE PISS OUTTA YOU! YOU WANNA BE POPE! YOU GOTTA LOOK LIKE POPE! KNOW YOU’RE A POPE, RAP TO THE POPE!
Bischoff - SHIZZLE MA NIZZLE. I DON’T KNOW HOW TO RAP.
Pope - TALK TO THE CONGREGATION LIKE THE POPE! GIMME A AMEN!
Abyss - DAMN IT, HULK!
Hogan - IF YOU FIND THE POPE, RIP HIS HEAD OFF!
Tenay - DO YOU THINK WE CAN ASSUME THAT RHINO’S THE MOLE IN EV2!?
Tenay - STEVIE RIGHT ON THE COVER OF AJ!
Tenay - So many legends have held the TV title, and it’s one of the titles that REALLY CONNECTS WITH THE PEOPLE BECAUSE YOU CAN SEE IT DEFENDED ON TV!
Taz - Stevie’s in great shape. He’s a fitness machine and eats clean.
Taz - Just like he did in the men’s room - Pope is wearing out Abyss with his hands.
Abyss - WE ARE IMMORTAL. IT MEANS…WE ARE IMMORTAL!
Taz - It’s 3-on-1, but Morgan’s a lot bigger than them, so it’s more like 3-on-2.
Bischoff - I’M A PRO. I’M A PROFESSIONAL PRO!
Bischoff - ROBERT ROODE CRAPS MORE TALENT ON A GIVEN DAY THAN MATT MORGAN WILL HAVE IN HIS ENTIRE CAREER.
Bischoff - You may not like what I have to so, but I tell the truth.
Tenay - MORGAN GETS THE TITLE SHOT.
Bischoff - SON OF A BITCH. FIRE THAT REFEREE, WHAT WAS HIS NAME AGAIN!?
Taz - Jackson James.
Hardy - Job well done Matt, but power doesn’t mean muscle mass.