[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']What the shit? Someone just called my house ... I hope it's not important.
And there's the phone again.[/QUOTE]
It was me!!!
Hello sir, are you interested in purchasing some Moon insurance? Yes sir, Moon insurance! We all know that the Moon is just hovering above the Earth merely a few million miles away, but what's keeping the Moon from crashing into the Earth? I'll tell you what... NOTHING!!! That's right at any moment you could lose it all from an untimely Moon-Earth collision. Act now and you can prevent this for only $20 a month! Imagine that, $20 a month can give you and your family peace of mind from any unexpected Moon crashes. Yes sir, you'd be a fool to pass up this opportunity.