The Mexican Midget Wrestler In My Pants OTT

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[quote name='JSweeney']Well aren't we just a little ray of sunshine. :D[/QUOTE]
Always. Apparently I'm "free and easy" too according to my DM. I was talking to him on the phone and he asked about my preferences towards time... and I said anytime.
I told him I wasn't comfortable with the phrase "free and easy" being applied to me :lol:
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Hey, just cuz I'm a professor of pimpology doesn't mean I don't have geek cred. ;)
I played Shadowrun, D&D, Rifts and some White Wolf games when I was in high school. I was the kind of guy who hung out with everyone - the jocks, nerds, alts, etc. I'd be playing football one day and then larping in the same field with the geeks the next day.

And in other news, I'm sure CAGers have probably heard this already but:

hardkore gaming gramma or http://oghc.blogspot.com/[/QUOTE]

Thus explaining how you can be in the good graces of and be held in high esteem by both Lulu and JimmieMac at the same time. :)
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']Always. Apparently I'm "free and easy" too according to my DM. I was talking to him on the phone and he asked about my preferences towards time... and I said anytime.
I told him I wasn't comfortable with the phrase "free and easy" being applied to me :lol:[/QUOTE]

Easily like a sunday morning?

(Darn retail experience has scarred me for life. The first thing I think of when I see DM is District Manager. :) )
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']Always. Apparently I'm "free and easy" too according to my DM. I was talking to him on the phone and he asked about my preferences towards time... and I said anytime.
I told him I wasn't comfortable with the phrase "free and easy" being applied to me :lol:[/QUOTE]

Especially here in the OTT.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Thus explaining how you can be in the good graces of and be held in high esteem by both Lulu and JimmieMac at the same time. :)[/QUOTE]
he's a fucking chameleon.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']. . . You just went up 500 points in my book.
I didn't know much about Shadowrun until last month. I'm more familiar with Changeling, D&D, and even a little Vampire.[/QUOTE]

Level up!

+5 charisma

+2 dexterity

+3 Wisdom

+2 HP

+1 MP

You may now choose a new sub-job:

Pimp-Warrior
Pimp-Paladin
Pimp-Healer
Pimp-Bard
Pimp-Monk
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Level up!

+5 charisma

+2 dexterity

+3 Wisdom

+2 HP

+1 MP

You may now choose a new sub-job:

Pimp-Warrior
Pimp-Paladin
Pimp-Healer
Pimp-Bard
Pimp-Monk[/QUOTE]
... with that charisma... I'd go bard.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Thus explaining how you can be in the good graces of and be held in high esteem by both Lulu and JimmieMac at the same time. :)[/QUOTE]

Haha, I guess I'm just a likable person. Momma always told me being friendly goes a long way. :lol:
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Haha, I guess I'm just a likable person. Momma always told me being friendly goes a long way. :lol:[/QUOTE]

My mother always told me, "Stop all that screaming!"
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']... with that charisma... I'd go bard.[/QUOTE]

Uh oh... thus starts the slippery slope...
Careful, lest Lulu start handing out alignments and classes to everyone. :lol:
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']... with that charisma... I'd go bard.[/QUOTE]

Maybe... although, being a prof in pimpology, I had a naturally high score for charisma. No need to roll 20s for that. ;) I was thinking of healer. A lot of ladies need some healing... sexual healing. :lol: Sorry I couldn't say that with a straight face.
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Maybe... although, being a prof in pimpology, I had a naturally high score for charisma. No need to roll 20s for that. ;) I was thinking of healer. A lot of ladies need some healing... sexual healing. :lol: Sorry I couldn't say that with a straight face.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, you know how to warp and bend the phrase "laying hands". :D
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Maybe... although, being a prof in pimpology, I had a naturally high score for charisma. No need to roll 20s for that. ;) I was thinking of healer. A lot of ladies need some healing... sexual healing. :lol: Sorry I couldn't say that with a straight face.[/QUOTE]

Channeling the spirit of Marvin Gaye, Professor?
That's risky.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Channeling the spirit of Marvin Gaye, Professor?
That's risky.[/QUOTE]

Heh, yeah, I shouldn't do that until I get the subjob Pimp-Necromancer. :lol:

[quote name='AngellicLulu']A girl likes a good paladin too.[/QUOTE]

That's true plus I'd also get some latent healing abilities as well. Hmm...;)

[quote name='shrike4242']Yeah, you know how to warp and bend the phrase "laying hands". :D[/QUOTE]

:lol::lol::applause::applause:
 
If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.
 
My hairline isn't moving anywhere. I'm never going bald. As for my penis size... there are ways to find out.
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:twisted:

[quote name='shrike4242']So, we've covered War of The Worlds, Kayden's shrinking hairline and ever-questionable penis size, Shadowrun, jaykrue admitting more of his inner geek, Sub being even lazier than first imagined, in the last two hours.

Oh, yes, and my everpresent mean streak in not getting the underage drunk.

That seem to cover it?[/QUOTE]


:rofl: You spelled son wrong. :lol:


[quote name='SpottedNigel']I HATE STUPID PEOPLE!!!
God damnit...we keep making more and more drugs to keep letting dumb fucks who somehow run right through Darwins Theory stay alive and fucking reproduce.
"That's got too many words. It's too difficult for you" said the Father to the sun (of the age of 6). Understandable to a point if its say, Shakespeare or the fucking bible, but NO, its God Damn TEEN TITANS GO comic. For fucks sakes give the kid a chance in life. Probably the last time your child will ever want to do something past his abilities, since the rest of his life he'll be living up to the goals you set for yourself and never achieved.

This also just goes out to people who have the opprotunity to make themselves smarter and miss the opprotunity (School/Self-Taught/Life's litle lessons...whatever) and end up fucking up everyone elses life in the long run.
I dont care wether your a terrorist who blows buildings up, that dumbass underage kid who had a few bears and hit the front of my Girlfriends car or a parent who gave up on his own life and thus gave up on your child = fuck YOU[/QUOTE]
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.[/QUOTE]

Thank you, Jack Handy. ;)
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']A girl likes a good paladin too.[/QUOTE]

Being a paragon of virtue and chivalry doesn't seem to be quite that highly valued around here, Lulu. :D
Many seem to find the practice foolhearty or quixotic.
A quick review of recent history shows us at least that much. :)
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Heh, yeah, I shouldn't do that until I get the subjob Pimp-Necromancer. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Unless you're deciding to take up necrophilia, I don't think you need that subclass. :roll:
 
Just found this quiz in an old topic ...

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: High
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Being a paragon of virtue and chivalry doesn't seem to be quite that highly valued about here, Lulu. :D
Many seem to find the practice foolhearty or quixotic.
A quick review of recent history shows us at least that much. :)[/QUOTE]
ok, so correction, I like corrupting a good paladin. :twisted:
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Unless you're deciding to take up necrophilia, I don't think you need that subclass. :roll:[/QUOTE]

haha, I see your point... but then again, if I got the chance to resurrect perfect replicas of Marilyn Monroe or the pr0n star Savannah (minus the decay and/or gaping wounds) then why not?:cool: And yes, I went there. :lol:
 
Instead of trying to build newer and bigger weapons of destruction, we should be thinking about getting more use out of the ones we already have.
 
I think pillows should be the symbol for peace. They have more feathers than a dove and no sharp beaks or claws.
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']You sure have a lot of CAG Arcade titles...[/QUOTE]

Yet he still must chase after kittie the four titles listed there-under. :D
(or, say... pay a ringer to go in and take away a few of those titles) :lol:
 
Two short classes so far, then Calc 2 is up next, where there's no way to ever shorten a class. :lol: I've gotten to play quite a bit of Astro Boy, though, between classes. Very good game so far, but my battery is running low so I'm not going to play much more tonight. :sad:

This will be a few great tourneys coming up at school, Smash Brothers next week, and Tekken 5 the week after that. I'm definitely getting in on these tourneys since I'm not a fan of 2D fighters. Naruto 3 will be there along side it for break time, so these next two weekends should kick ass.
 
I'm going up to my apt this weekend, and if not that then I'll be in Ann Arbor for the most part. Either way I'm sure to get laid a lot... so my weekend should be good too.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Just found this quiz in an old topic ...

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: High[/QUOTE]
I got low for everything. I AM SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU AT EVERYTHING!

Although I must say, I'd have thought I'd score higher on something...
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']This will be a few great tourneys coming up at school, Smash Brothers next week, and Tekken 5 the week after that. I'm definitely getting in on these tourneys since I'm not a fan of 2D fighters. Naruto 3 will be there along side it for break time, so these next two weekends should kick ass.[/QUOTE]

I hate you. :bomb: :lol:

None on my friends will ever play Smash Bros. anymore because they simply cannot compete. And none of them are into Naruto yet so they won't touch the game. :cry: :lol:
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']I'm going up to my apt this weekend, and if not that then I'll be in Ann Arbor for the most part. Either way I'm sure to get laid a lot... so my weekend should be good too.[/QUOTE]

Only time will tell if this is truly the case.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Only time will tell if this is truly the case.[/QUOTE]

I suppose... my apt is a gamble, probably in my favor, but I haven't been in Mt Pleasant in over 2 months now. Ann Arbor is a 100% guarantee, as is Tuesday night for this horse. Hell tonight could be too, but I'd rather work out and watch wrestling.
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']I suppose... my apt is a gamble, probably in my favor, but I haven't been in Mt Pleasant in over 2 months now. Ann Arbor is a 100% guarantee, as is Tuesday night for this horse. Hell tonight could be too, but I'd rather work out and watch wrestling.[/QUOTE]

So, tell me what his name is in Ann Arbor? :rofl:
 
Argh...It's impossible to find a party to attempt this instance I have to do in World of Warcraft. Everyone is too high of a level to bother with helping me, and the monsters are all elites, so they're damn hard to kill. This isn't cool.
 
[quote name='karsh']Argh...It's impossible to find a party to attempt this instance I have to do in World of Warcraft. Everyone is too high of a level to bother with helping me, and the monsters are all elites, so they're damn hard to kill. This isn't cool.[/QUOTE]
Anybody in your guild able to help you out?
 
[quote name='beerguy961']Anybody in your guild able to help you out?[/QUOTE]

They all ignore me right now, cause they're waiting for my friend to rush me up to 60. Since they're mainly an end-game guild, they're busy doing Molten Core and Black Wing Lair.
 
[quote name='beerguy961']Anybody in your guild able to help you out?[/QUOTE]

They all ignore me right now, cause they're waiting for my friend to rush me up to 60. Since they're mainly an end-game guild, they're busy doing Molten Core and Black Wing Lair. My friend, if he ever gets on, should be able to help me though.
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']JSweeney ;)[/QUOTE]

When did he move to Ann Arbor? :shock:

More correctly, does he know he moved to Ann Arbor to be your sex slave? :shock: :shock:
 
[quote name='shrike4242']When did he move to Ann Arbor? :shock:

More correctly, does he know he moved to Ann Arbor to be your sex slave? :shock: :shock:[/QUOTE]

We just meet in Ann Arbor, as it's halfway between us at the moment. To answer your second question, he knows, oh does he ever know.
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']We just meet in Ann Arbor, as it's halfway between us at the moment. To answer your second question, he knows, oh does he ever know.[/QUOTE]

:whistle2:s

Talk about being speechless.
 
It's your fault Shrike!!! I was trying to give the OTT a hetero-injection, but you'd have none of it, and started again with the gay comments and the homosexual-innuendo!

I was merely following suit, you are the mod here and mod is clearly an abbreviation for role-MODel.
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']It's your fault Shrike!!! I was trying to give the OTT a hetero-injection, but you'd have none of it, and started again with the gay comments and the homosexual-innuendo!

I was merely following suit, you are the mod here and mod is clearly an abbreviation for role-MODel.[/QUOTE]
buttsechs?
 
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