The Mickie James Roast Beef Wrestling Thread

[quote name='mykevermin']Well, it ain't a Blu-Ray, but you can buy Punk vs Cena from MITB on iTunes for $2.99 in HD (or $1.99 SD).[/QUOTE]

That will likely be my route. I missed the Daniel Bryan MITB match win but the reason that show was so good was the Cena/Punk match that closed it out.

EDIT - holy shit at that waffle house picture. I'm fucking dying.
 
[quote name='Mr. Beef']
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It's been changed now to say that Punk is the Waffle House World Champion. I guess that is this belt...

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What's funny about this is I know Mickie James. Have known her since she was 18. She went to school close by and started stripping at a place called Pure Please in Midlothian VA.. looooooong before she got into wrestling, She made bank stripping then got into wrestling and I guess somewhere in the middle she did the porn shots. She still comes to Richmond to club every once in a while
 
[quote name='GirlsRscandalouz']What's funny about this is I know Mickie James. Have known her since she was 18. She went to school close by and started stripping at a place called Pure Please in Midlothian VA.. looooooong before she got into wrestling, She made bank stripping then got into wrestling and I guess somewhere in the middle she did the porn shots. She still comes to Richmond to club every once in a while[/QUOTE]

I hope this isn't another "Alicia Fox" moment in this thread...although I secretly hope it is.
 
After Raw, I'm firmly of the "fuck this boat" party.

I'll peer in from time-to-time to see if WWE salvages this shit, but I survived enough "HHH ruins ______ person's career" feuds.

I just hope Punk gets paid well and runs for the hill at the first chance.
 
http://www.avclub.com/articles/wwe-monday-night-rawpost-summer-slam-edition,60462/

The Onion AV Club does a long (loong) recap of MITB, SS, and Raw.

Small sample:

But whereas Austin personified a struggle against authority itself, Punk’s version was specifically aimed at the voiceless masses that love the WWE despite its current product. They attend house shows, they watch RAW/SmackDown, they buy PPVs, but they want more from the product. They are fans smart enough to recognize talent buried under men who are physically imposing but possess a poor skill-set and even poorer work-rate. In Punk, these fans found a messianic figure that either 1) gave voice to their frustrations about the way the WWE has buried certain performers, or 2) gave them hope that through Punk, the WWE recognized its own shortcomings and was trying to overcome them. Punk’s specific gripes and the way he could express them both on the microphone and in the ring allowed him temporarily to make even the most die-hard fans question how much of his performance stemmed from improvisation and how much fell under the heavily-scripted world of the WWE. Even if you couldn’t ever bring yourself to believe it was anything but excellently performed recitation, the fact that Punk had you questioning it at all was a triumph unto itself.

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What’s disappointing isn’t so much that Punk’s now fully enveloped in what can be easily recognized as a scripted narrative, although that sucks in and of itself. Rather, it’s that the narrative itself isn’t nearly as bold and original as his “off-script” antics. Contested victories, whiplash title changes, and returning figures from WWE past have all been done before. To see them silence the “voice of the voiceless” within such stale parameters undoes a lot of the goodwill and interest that the product has recently generated.
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spot on. so spot on 007 must have written it.

EDIT: The comments are awesome, too. Tangents include:
- Scott Keith being a fat fuck
- A whole litany of all-caps JR quotes
- "I'm gonna remember that you all like wrestling so much the next time you're talking about how much better you are than the Two and Half Men loving retards of the world."
- Further discussion of JR putting over a milk truck in the infamous Kurt Angle segment.
 
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Where the fuck did he get a milk truck from? And you know, JR yells more than any other announcer I've ever heard.
 
As an update to The Young Bucks getting WWE tryouts, they wrestled Joey Ryan & Scorpio Sky in what was actually a tryout for all four. Hoping they get a fair shot, Joey'd be a great TV character.
 
It would be amazing if all four little dudes got jobs in WWE.

In other news, watching Cena/Punk 1 in HD on my tv, courtesy of an HDMI-connected iPad. Huzzah.
 
Joey wrestled Bo Rotunda on the SD dark match tonight as well.

WWE recently filed to trademark "Future Endeavored", "Future Endeavor", and "Mr. Future Endeavor". I laughed.
 
I'd like to see how GenMe adapts to the WWE style - it might actually be good for them as they will have to pace themselves a bit.
 
Friend of mine was flying from East coast to west the other week, said she met some WWE wrestler on a plane en route to a show. Didn't know who he was. She later sent me a pic and was like "Bo Rotundo." Huh. I guess she was right.
 
:lol:

http://msn.foxsports.com/other/story/ex-wrestling-couple-fighting-over-photos-081611

A Florida judge has ordered former professional wrestler Jerome Young to stop selling nude photographs of his ex-girlfriend, fellow former pro wrestler Terri Runnels, the Orlando Sentinel reported Tuesday.

Runnels, 44, filed suit last week accusing Young, aka New Jack, of making libelous comments about her and requesting that a court ban her former flame from distributing sexually explicit photographs of her.

Young said last week that he took the photos, that they belong to him and he should be free to pass them on to whoever he pleases, the Sentinel reported.

A judge in Sanford, Fla., temporarily banned Young, 48, from distributing photographs of Runnels ahead of a hearing next week.

The couple split earlier this summer, after reportedly dating for about 18 months.
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I'd completely forgotten she was with New Jack. How does that even happen in the first place? Even in the bizarro world of pro wrestling that is some "saywhahuh" nonsense.
 
It's funny how they use the Constitution as a backdrop for the poster, considering that the three on the bottom of it were wrestling when it was ratified. "But...but...but they have the better roster." Yeah, it's too bad they make them sit in the back and watch the dinosaurs in the main event.
 
SD spoilers:

* WWE Champion Alberto Del Rio defeated Daniel Bryan via submission in a non-title match.

*DARK SEGMENT: WWE Champion Alberto Del Rio insults Bakersfield. Triple H comes out and announces Del Rio & Christian vs. Orton & Sheamus. Triple H Pedigrees Ricardo.

lollllllllllll
 
[quote name='Trakan']SD spoilers:

* WWE Champion Alberto Del Rio defeated Daniel Bryan via submission in a non-title match.

*DARK SEGMENT: WWE Champion Alberto Del Rio insults Bakersfield. Triple H comes out and announces Del Rio & Christian vs. Orton & Sheamus. Triple H Pedigrees Ricardo.

lollllllllllll
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^^^ LOL @ db

on a random note

was watching vids, gotta love vintage JR going crazy (specially when it came to scsa) too bad he wont be this hype again

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lurAemW4_YY&feature=related



rotf to whoever sold the stunner @ 2:54
 
I'm not sure I understand why those are so "lollllllll" worthy. They're kinda uninteresting, I suppose.

But it's not "middle-aged WWE guy 1 talks shit about medicare-eligible WWE guy 2; they brawl. medicare-and-AARP-eligible Hulk Hogan runs in and attacks everyone with a chair."

There's boring, and then there's ludicrous. What you listed from SD is barely, barely the former. At best.

EDIT: Ooooooohhhh. I think I get it now. I've read two conflicting spoilers.

One suggests that Daniel Bryan spontaneously cashed in his MITB and then lost. That would be lol/groan worthy, especially when he already said he planned on cashing it in at WM (though let's be real, how many of us truly thought WWE would go back on that or make sure it didn't happen?).

Your report, Trakan, says it was a non-title match. In which case it's just kinda "eh." They need to build up del rio as champion, and if the dude has the title, it's not like you can really put him up against "Trent Baretta" or "Tyler Reks" if you want the crowd to invest in him.

The IWC would have already started a forest fire if Bryan lost his MITB, though, so I'm thinking non-title is more likely.
 
If anything, it's more amazing that WWE seemed to show some restraint.

For spoiler one, while I disagree with those two guys even having a match right now, that was the right way to play it. One of those guys needs to get himself over real quick, and the other won't be hurt quite as much because of 'what' he is. Also, jesus, it's not like the guy that lost didn't just lose on PPV to someone way, way, way further down the card. If they were dead-set on having that match, it was the right call.

Spoiler two... well, shit, if that big-nosed asshole was going to pedigree anyone, at least it wasn't, you know, a dude who needs to be worried about looking weak. Like I said, amazing amount of restraint.

I'm with myke, I'm not really seeing what's funny about those. Then again, it's happening a page after seeing Sting on that poster, so funny has a mighty big hill to climb here.
 
You know what I'd like to see? Triple H booked as the segment killer.

He'd be like the gong on the old "Gong Show." Segment not going as planned? Crowd not reacting well? KICK! WHAM! PEDIGREE!

Sends the kids home happy. Though Superstars and NXT would have him allllll over it.
 
1. As 007 said, they shouldn't even have had a match. The last thing Bryan needs is to lose to Del Rio. Why? Del Rio losing would have been just as bad. I didn't watch Summerslam aside from the main event, so I didn't know about that match. More lolllls.

2. The last thing Del Rio needs is HHH shitting on him, the UNDISPUTED WORLD CHAMPION. Especially after Cena did enough of that on Monday.
 
[quote name='pitfallharry219']It's funny how they use the Constitution as a backdrop for the poster, considering that the three on the bottom of it were wrestling when it was ratified. "But...but...but they have the better roster." Yeah, it's too bad they make them sit in the back and watch the dinosaurs in the main event.[/QUOTE]

:lol:
 
[quote name='Trakan']
1. As 007 said, they shouldn't even have had a match. The last thing Bryan needs is to lose to Del Rio. Why? Del Rio losing would have been just as bad. I didn't watch Summerslam aside from the main event, so I didn't know about that match. More lolllls.

2. The last thing Del Rio needs is HHH shitting on him, the UNDISPUTED WORLD CHAMPION. Especially after Cena did enough of that on Monday.
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Wait, wait, wait. I just read the full Smackdown results and saw who the new #1 contender is. Yet *those* two matches were the ones that got the 'lol' from you?

I mean, look, the man is doing arguably the best work of his career right now, but I can't imagine anyone is slobbering to put down money to see that WHC match.
 
[quote name='Trakan']
1. As 007 said, they shouldn't even have had a match. The last thing Bryan needs is to lose to Del Rio. Why? Del Rio losing would have been just as bad. I didn't watch Summerslam aside from the main event, so I didn't know about that match. More lolllls.

2. The last thing Del Rio needs is HHH shitting on him, the UNDISPUTED WORLD CHAMPION. Especially after Cena did enough of that on Monday.
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It was dark and it was to his RING ANNOUNCER. While HHH being put over or focused at all is INSANE, this sort of make the crowd happy off camera stuff doesn't bother me.

In other news, Bryan can't cash in his briefcase for the title ADR has anyway. His is the SMACKDOWN! MITB case and can only be cased in on the WWE World Title.
 
[quote name='Trakan']
1. As 007 said, they shouldn't even have had a match. The last thing Bryan needs is to lose to Del Rio. Why? Del Rio losing would have been just as bad. I didn't watch Summerslam aside from the main event, so I didn't know about that match. More lolllls.

2. The last thing Del Rio needs is HHH shitting on him, the UNDISPUTED WORLD CHAMPION. Especially after Cena did enough of that on Monday.
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Regarding the spoiler
1. I agree it shouldn't have been booked, but lets use it.. make Bryan "go crazy". He lost by submission... it drives him.. you see training videos... he shaves his head.. you see him hanging out in the background during Del Rio's segments. If Del Rio is in danger of loosing the title Bryan breaks it up.. only he is allowed to defeat Del Rio! You can either have him win or book him to lock Del Rio in submission and not break it and loose his chance. Which can drive him further off the deep end or whatever.

2. HHH shitting on everyone is off camera so far. It can be considered sending the crowd home happy at this point. the rule of WWE is "If it didn't happen on TV, then it didn't happen". So while it's bothersome I'm willing to overlook this for the time being.

Saw this just a bit ago. :)
http://popchartlab.com/collections/prints/products/the-titanic-taxonomy-of-wrestler-names
 
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Thanks for the indy clips Guyver. Neither guy looked too terrible given their ages. Yeah, Tatanka is pretty fat but he isn't Buddy Rose fat. He obviously still lifts, he just isn't in his 20s/30s anymore.

As far as S2H goes, if he ditched the gimmick, I think he could reinvent himself. I don't think it would happen in any big fed but he could rule some indy as their wily veteran champion. Maybe sort of a Bob Holly bully thing going on because of bitterness towards the WWE.

The SD spoiler annoys me because there remains no consistency with the rosters. Go one way or the other, I don't care.
 
To be honest, I wouldn't have minded a Kevin Nash / CM Punk program. However Nash got completely outclassed on the mic by Punk. His terrible retorts were painful and his overall performance was a mess.

And I don't mean to play devil's advocate, Nash still has a lot of size to him and looks more intimidating than a large portion of the current roster. However his ability to cut a promo appears dead.

It's also obvious that Punk was a lot more constrained in the direction he could have taken that promo in. A lot of times Nash would go off on a tangent, and Punk would just go silent, and go back on script. It was really weird.

I think the company is paying more attention to the tag team division as David Otunga and Joe Henning have been getting regular TV time.
 
The cage match thing is still screwed up for me. When I start it, it starts as the cage match, but when I try to fast forward, it shows that it's fast forwarding through the Lone Ranger. When I hit play, it plays the cage match, but it cuts off at the end of the Lone Ranger's run time, which was something like 22 or 23 minutes.
 
[quote name='Ansé Solis']It's also obvious that Punk was a lot more constrained in the direction he could have taken that promo in. A lot of times Nash would go off on a tangent, and Punk would just go silent, and go back on script. It was really weird.[/QUOTE]

It was unscripted.

EXCLUSIVE: Further Update on Kevin Nash's Involvement in the CM Punk Storyline

For those of you looking for answers to the Nash/Punk/HHH/Steph/etc. storyline, you clearly didn't get them on tonight's edition of Raw. Close sources are saying that it was very chaotic backstage at Raw tonight and decisions weren't made until last minute.

One source said that the CM Punk/Kevin Nash promo was very unscripted. "Those two were working without a net out there," the source said, "and the jabs they took at each other were not planned beforehand."

The lack of resolve in the "Who texted Kevin Nash?" story is because WWE still hasn't solidified the direction they're going to take yet. "They have five ways they can go with this thing," said a WWE writer, "and it's still unclear which one they're going to choose." As I reported yesterday, WWE never intended on Del Rio to be the one who "hired" Kevin Nash. The obvious options now are Triple H, Stephanie, Johnny Ace and Vince, but WWE has proven that they don't always go with the clear choice with things like this, so no one will ever know for sure until it's finally in the books.

There's still no word on Kevin Nash's contract situation and whether he's agreed to (or even been offered) a new deal now that he's back on television. Kevin Nash is currently signed to a "Legends" contract. I would imagine something new will be worked out very soon as tonight's Raw was a very good indication that he's not going anywhere anytime soon. I've received a few emails about Nash being booked on some future independent shows and while he may or may not pull out of those, there have not been reports of him doing so yet.
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[quote name='Scorch']It was unscripted.[/QUOTE]

I stand corrected.

Either way, Nash was still terrible in his retorts towards Punk and I have no interest in seeing Nash back on the mic.
 
[quote name='TheRock88']LOL, headaches are included for free.

http://pwinsider.com/article/60855/...er-melina-dh-smith-sin-cara-and-more.html?p=1[/QUOTE]

So I mean, does that include fucking or something?

I almost bought my first wrestling figure in like 8 years today when I saw what I think is the current Macho Man Legends figure at Wal-mart. Orange trunks with the white stars plus the classic purple "Macho Man" shirt. Very tempting.

Also I saw the MITB DVD at the store. There was only one left. I don't know if that means that Wal-mart only got 2 to begin with or that it sold very well at one Walmart in Pensacola. It was tempting at $15 but someday we'll get a CM Punk DVD and it'll be on there.
 
I'm tempted to pick up the MITB dvd too but I heard that they edited it like usual. Hoping for a confirmed report of what they edited before deciding to buy it.
 
So, Nash's mic skills weren't awesome. Which, really, is a problem, since that's the one discernible wrestling skill he has left.

Bringing Nash back annoyed me initially, and it annoys me even more now. Reports coming out of WWE indicate that, surprise surprise, they didn't even know on Raw which booking plan they were going with. As in, who was ultimately behind Nash taking out Punk. They apparently bandied about HHH, Vince, and Stephanie... the idea of Del Rio was reportedly never in the cards. If that's true, it speaks pretty fucking well to the ultimate aim here, which is to get over someone named McMahon. Awful.

Nash was brought back because he was HHH's buddy. End of story. They didn't bother to book anything past that. I don't know, I marked out like a little bitch when Diesel came out for the Rumble, but now... now I just keep remembering just who Kevin Nash is. He's got his moments, sure, but he's almost as big a cancer to the business as Hogan... just with 1000x less drawing power.
 
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