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God bless Santino.
 
[quote name='onetrackmind']i really enjoyed that Jake Roberts review... i hope he keeps doing them, thanks for posting it![/QUOTE]

That's what I was about to say.

It's refreshing to see that he actually writes in coherent sentences and can spell. It's the total opposite of Test's retard-o-grams that he kept posting earlier this year.

Granted, Jake Roberts may be getting someone to proofread his stuff but that alone shows more forethought than the average pro-wrestling blog writer.

I hope he stays clean.
 
Lance Storm rips into the ending of Raw & the fat Chris Harris.

That was the worst bloody ending to a wrestling show ever. Did WWE hear about the crap finish to the TNA PPV and decide to top it with something even dumber? This ruined the entire show for me and I am mad beyond words," Storm wrote. He goes on to pick apart the angle, calling it the "Worst angle since Papa Shango put a voodoo curse on the Ultimate Warrior." He also reviewed last week's edition of ECW and took aim at former TNA wrestler Chris Harris' lackluster television debut. Storm wrote, "Speaking of huge wastes, quite the debut for Braden Walker. I don't know Chris Harris but anyone who shows up for their WWE debut in the worst shape of their career, deserves to be fired. Wellness policy aside, I don't believe the treadmill is on the banned substance list!
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After looking online at Harris' debut, jeez does the guy need to hit a gym. Makes me wonder if he was taking something when he was in TNA. Considering how they're treating Kurt Angle, I can see if they overlooked Harris taking steroids.
 
"Tonight we had over 33 minutes of wrestling"

Jake is a generous man.

And Lance was right: Harris looked like shit in tights.
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']Whoa, who is the girl in the politically incorrect outfit? :)[/quote]

The Whore, Egyptian, or "Indian"? ;)
 
Victoria Crawford. The policewoman is Maryse, the other dude is Jake Hager (he'll make it to WWE on account of being an OU grad, and surely some pull from good ol' JR), and the other woman, I think, is one of the Bella twins.
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']Whoa, who is the girl in the politically incorrect outfit? :)[/quote]
On an unrelated note, Gail Kim's finisher is listed as " The Happy Ending".
 
[quote name='Halo05']That's what I was about to say.

It's refreshing to see that he actually writes in coherent sentences and can spell. It's the total opposite of Test's retard-o-grams that he kept posting earlier this year.

Granted, Jake Roberts may be getting someone to proofread his stuff but that alone shows more forethought than the average pro-wrestling blog writer.

I hope he stays clean.[/QUOTE]

He does have somebody writing it for him. He doesn't seem like that much of a computer guy (he handwrote his message proving that his myspace account was legit)

Good morning. Again Jake will be watching and offering his thoughts on RAW this evening. I will attempt to post his reflections by tomorrow evening.

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Have a great week one and all!!!!!
Shannon...team snake~~~~~~~~~~~:>~ REMEMBER he'll be on Wednesday evening after 7:00 ish.....
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[quote name='GTzerO']On an unrelated note, Gail Kim's finisher is listed as " The Happy Ending".[/quote]

It would be funnier if it were the name for Awesome Kong's finisher.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']Victoria Crawford. The policewoman is Maryse, the other dude is Jake Hager (he'll make it to WWE on account of being an OU grad, and surely some pull from good ol' JR), and the other woman, I think, is one of the Bella twins.[/quote]


Victoria, that's right. I remember someone posted some nice bikini pics of her in one of these threads.
 
Yeah, that was me. I want to marry her. :)

- The Miz & John Morrison vs. Finlay & Hornswoggle vs. Jesse & Festus vs. Curt Hawkins & Zach Ryder for the WWE Tag Team Titles in a Fatal Fourway has been added to the WWE Great American Bash card.


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Looks like Miz and Morrison will finally drop the belts, which sucks. Hopefully Jesse and Festus win them
 
I despise Tough Enough and its contestants, and MTV, in general, but all bias aside, The Miz and John Morrison have been a solid tag team. I don't know which booker did it, but kudos to whom ever allowed the team to build credibility by regularly defending the tag titles. It has raised both wrestlers to a point where I could honestly believe either of them winning either the Intercontinental or United States championship. [/unbiased]

Preferably Morrison, as I still loathe The Miz. Hopefully, they push Morrison, and Miz becomes the Jannety of the team, is subsequently fired, and has to return to his trash TV roots.

Now, I feel better. :cool:
 
I never even watched The Real World, but I immediately liked The Miz once he debuted. Morrison, I knew as soon as I saw him on Tough Enough (I loved that show, too) that he had what it took to be a star.

I love their tag team. They're probably my 2nd or 3rd favorite team of the last 10 years, after Edge and Christian and maybe MNM. But they really do need to go back to singles. As great as the team is, these guys deserve the opportunity to shine on their own.

They're both ready for the ECW title or the US title. Morrison is a former ECW champ and 2-time Intercontinental Champion already. I could even buy Morrison as a World Champion. I hoped he would win Money in the Bank this year.
 
[quote name='Matt Young']Yeah, that was me. I want to marry her. :)



Looks like Miz and Morrison will finally drop the belts, which sucks. Hopefully Jesse and Festus win them[/QUOTE]

I imagine they will drop it to the Edgeheads and that will be used as plotline (his followers have titles/are successful but he can't win his back from HHH)
 
Yeah, that makes sense, but I'd still prefer Jesse and Festus even though I like Hawkins and Ryder.

I haven't gotten to see TNA since 3 weeks ago due to being on vacation. I'm looking forward to tonight's show. And for the record, Sharmell's tits look FANTASTIC tonight.
 
He's done this gimmick for months now, and he's less of a Steiner rip-off now than he was a few months back when he was doing all of his mannerisms. 1 match the first half hour - TNA - WE ARE WRESTLING.

YAY, Beer Money's attacking the production truck - I hope they hit the director who always misses important things (like title changes, or guys falling off of high places) a few times. He also made sure to show a "WWE is #1 sign" tonight.

Goddammit, now Super Eric's back, and his theme plays after he says something. fuck.
 
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[quote name='JaytheGamefan']He's done this gimmick for months now, and he's less of a Steiner rip-off now than he was a few months back when he was doing all of his mannerisms. 1 match the first half hour - TNA - WE ARE WRESTLING.

YAY, Beer Money's attacking the production truck - I hope they hit the director who always misses important things (like title changes, or guys falling off of high places) a few times.[/quote]

I just started watching TNA again a couple weeks ago. I don't care how long he's been doing it, it's stupid. Whose the guy that was talking to JB after the Kaz match?
 
He was talking to Eric Young, who is Super Eric, but doesn't act like he's Super Eric, but everyone knows he's Super Eric, who just got done talking with Stone Cold Shark Boy and the guy with curry on his head. fuck this company. Oh thank the lord, MORE YELLING with Cornette and the chicks! We're almost an hour into the show and have had one match that was good, until it ended too quickly, and some bad matches with Matt Morgan where he killed the Rock and Rave Infection, which had more discussion of Hoyt's new name (Lance Rock) than anything else. fuck, another talk show segment on this show- great, wouldn't want too much wrestling on this show.
 
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Why the is Kurt Angle dressed like Sting?

Why is Beer Money beating up security guards?

Why is Karen Angle getting her own talk show segment?

WHY DOES NOTHING IN THIS COMPANY MAKE SENSE?
 
[quote name='Blackout542']I just started watching TNA again a couple weeks ago. I don't care how long he's been doing it, it's stupid. Whose the guy that was talking to JB after the Kaz match?[/QUOTE]

He's not actually a Steiner rip-off at all. Steiner molded Petey in his image, so to speak, and was mentoring/teaming with him prior to Steiner's injury.
 
[quote name='Purple Flames']Why the is Kurt Angle dressed like Sting?

Why is Beer Money beating up security guards?

Why is Karen Angle getting her own talk show segment?

WHY DOES NOTHING IN THIS COMPANY MAKE SENSE?[/QUOTE]
Angle, Ray, and Devon are clearly dressed as Sting, and Tenay acts shocked by it. Why must everyone on this show lack a brain? Also, why did they not show the first entrant in the gauntlet? Way to make the match seem meaningless. Also, WHY IS EVERYONE ALWAYS YELLING!? God is this show ever annoying to watch sometimes.

He's not actually a Steiner rip-off at all. Steiner molded Petey in his image, so to speak, and was mentoring/teaming with him prior to Steiner's injury.
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It's worth noting that the molding of Petey into his own image involved electrocuting his nipples, drowning him, and trying to kill him by having him fly off the hood of his car. Steiner's apparently into some sick shit
 
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[quote name='Purple Flames']Why the is Kurt Angle dressed like Sting?

Why is Beer Money beating up security guards?

Why is Karen Angle getting her own talk show segment?

WHY DOES NOTHING IN THIS COMPANY MAKE SENSE?[/quote]

Yeah I have no idea what is going on. This is terrible.
 
TNA rules - they act like the show's live, then show Devine's camera's timestamp showing that the show is taped days in advance. Also, good lord is Val ever a horrid actress. How sad is it that a fan putting $2 into Sonjay's tambourine makes him one of TNA's biggest money-making acts?
 
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[quote name='JaytheGamefan']TNA rules - they act like the show's live, then show Devine's camera's timestamp showing that the show is taped days in advance. Also, good lord is Val ever a horrid actress. How sad is it that a fan putting $2 into Sonjay's tambourine makes him one of TNA's biggest money-making acts?[/quote]

Hahahahahaa. I thought I saw that in the camera. Beer Money. Good God. It seems like every wrestler in TNA is a redneck. I do like the Sonjay and Machismo story. It seems kind of interesting.
 
That was a largely awful show. The opening segment took forever and once again neutered Joe, who finally had an edge again after kicking as at the PPV. Fortunately, the X division title opener was quite good for a TV match, with some innovative stuff being busted out by Kaz - it's a shame it was wasted in a TV match that was a complete afterthought, and seemingly only served to further a losing streak/self doubt gimmick that no one will likely care about.

Morgan killing the Rock and Rave Infection meant nothing - great, he established he can not only beat one of TNA's lower card acts, BUT TWO! WOW! Tenay and DW spent more time on Lance Hoyt's name change than the match itself, and really, that is the more interesting topic of discussion. Why change his name now, many months after the team came to be? Why not do it before, when the act was on the show regularly and their act got a reaction?

The build-up to the five-table match was okay in the sense that it at least built up something better than a table match on PPV (a match type that fans rejected on the PPV before, so why would Cornette, WHO IS ALL ABOUT SELLING PPVS AND GETTING RATINGS even allow it?). Of course, now the problem becomes having a match stip that can top the free TV one on PPV.

The stuff with Cornette and the women yelling annoyed me, and led to a match that felt meaningless, just like every other random number one contender's match in TNA. The most interesting part of it to me was cutting out the intro for the first wrestler in it (Jackie) in favor of a video for the division. I question the wisdom of having Velvet win since she's the weaker of the two Beautiful People wrestling-wise, but she's more charismatic, and will likely be in this match to ensure that it gets a big reaction since Taylor's act isn't getting over well.

The Beer Money/Beer Money Inc. skits had some funny lines, but didn't need to take up the whole show. I was hoping that when they beat up the guys in the production truck, they'd hit the director who regularly misses important shots on PPV a few times. Otherwise, the only enjoyable I got out of these was Storm talking about Roode paying to get them out of a jam, and Tenay acting offended by their actions. LAX taking forever to save Hector was also amusing - I guess they were too busy with Salnias IN THE BACK! to help their mentor.

The random 3 dudes match with EY, Sonjay, Devine was highlighted by the TV camera clearly showing Devine's camera's timestamp - exposing that this show, which they always treat as live, was in fact taped days in advance. Otherwise, the match itself wasn't very memorable aside from EY rolling through off the DVD attempt for a 2 count that I thought was 3, then hitting the DVD. The post-match angle was unintentionally funny due to Val's bad acting, and Dutt getting $2 from the fan reminded me that it made Dutt one of TNA's biggest money-drawing acts.

I was happy to see Creed go back to the outright Apollo Creed gimmick instead of the toned-down black/silver clad Creed with no real gimmick thing he'd been doing since returning to TNA. He made the match with Booker seem important by acting so excited. The match itself was fine, but not spectacular.

The show-ending bit with Joe attacking Booker and throwing him into the ambulance reminded me of Austin beating up Bret in one in '97, only that made me want to see them go at it again, while this didn't, and just served to build up more IS STING A HEEL!? thing that was compelling in '96 and '97. TNA did a good job of reminding me of decade-old, well-executed angles, but didn't do much to make me want to see either next week's Impact (with a new talk show segment) or the PPV (which may or may not have a Super Eric jobber meeting).

Quotes for the Why Sting, Why? episode of Impact -
(on Victory Road)Ad Guy - IT WAS A GUY THE WHOLE WORLD WAS WATCHING!
Tenay - VICTORY ROAD ENDED WITH ONE OF THE MOST CONTROVERSIAL ENDINGS IN THE HISTORY OF TNA! HOW WILL SAMOA JOE AND TNA REACT!? FIND OUT ON IMPACT!
Tenay - JOE TOTALLY DISRESPECTED THE ICON!
DW - WHY DOES BOOKER T THINK HE’S CHAMPION WHEN A REFEREE DIDN’T COUNT THE PIN - ONLY HIS WIFE DID!
Tenay - Booker didn’t pin Joe, but he still has possession of the Big Gold Belt - the TNA CROWN!
(crowd chants You Suck)Booker - Thank you. Thank you all, I just want to say a few words. I PROVED TO EVERYONE AROUND THE WORLD THAT JOE DIDN’T BEAT ME! I proved that I am the greatest champion of all time! My lovely wife counted the 1-2-3 as Joe lie lifeless, so right here, now, before all of you, I’m gonna raise this title, and declare your new world heavyweight champion!
Cornette - HOLD ON, ONE COTTON PICKIN’ MINUTE BOOKER T! You’re not gonna declare yourself anything - you’re gonna hand that belt over to me so I can deliver it back to the REAL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, Samoa Joe!
Tenay - A-MEN!
Cornette - So if you want the belt, you’re gonna have to wait for the rematch at Hard Justice!
Tenay - YOU HEARD THAT - IN TRENTON, NEW JERSEY, JOE WILL FACE BOOKER T IN A RETURN MATCH AT HARD JUSTICE!
Joe - Book…
Booker - YOU DON’T GOTTA COME OUT HERE CRYING, MAN! You been crying all week, you want it that bad! You know you can’t beat me! You can’t beat me on your best day! You want it that bad, here, YOU CAN’T BEAT ME!
Joe - Booker! Do yourself a favor and shut your mouth!
DW - WE ALL WANNA HEAR JOE’S THOUGHTS!
Joe - How you can come out here in a rat skin coat and call yourself a champion after I whipped your ass is beyond me. I’m gonna let you keep my belt because I’ve never taken a handout from a punk and I never will! You can keep it on 2 conditions - every day you hold it, you’re a target to me until you realize the mistake you’ve made. And 2, when the champ is ready to claim his belt, I’m gonna take the belt and a piece of your ass with it!
Booker - All right, Joe, you want it at Hard Justice? I’m all in your head man, YOU CAN’T BEAT ME, JOE! ON YOUR BEST DAY JOE, YOU CAN’T BEAT ME!
Joe - Booker, do you have what it takes to beat me? Can you do to me what I did to you in front of your wife!? At Hard Justice, you shine the champ’s belt up real nice, and Booker, you tell the boogeyman Sting after I get you, Joe’s gonna get his ass too!
Tenay - YES! LET THE BEST MAN WIN AT HARD JUSTICE! TO THE BACK WITH LAUREN AND BEER MONEY!
Roode - LAUREN, DO YOU THINK IT’S FUNNY THAT I HAVE TO READ THE FINANCIAL SECTION STANDING UP!? Tonight, it’s BEER MONEY REVENGE! We’re gonna beat up every vacatationer and fan here! Now that isn’t funny - it’s money.
Storm - BEER MONEY!
Sign - WWE is number 1!
Kaz - JB, I didn’t just let down TNA - I’ve let down guys in TNA before, like Amazing Red and Christopher Daniels. Tonight, I see a light at the end of a tunnel? Do I go towards it? Or is it a train!?
Tenay - THE ROLLER COASTER-LIKE CAREER OF KAZ HIT ANOTHER VALLEY ON SUNDAY WHEN TEAM MEXICO WON THE WORLD X CUP! TONIGHT, IT CAN HIT ANOTHER PEAK IF HE WINS THE TITLE HE HASN’T HELD SINCE 2004!
DW - FOLKS, I IMPORE YOU TO GET THE REPLAY OF VICTORY ROAD! IT HAS THE MOST AMAZING WORLD X CUP EVER AND THE CONTROVERSY OVER THE WORLD TITLE MATCH!
Tenay - KAZ HAS PETEY IN A PREDICAMENT!
Tenay - PETEY’S GOT THE TRUNKS! HE GOT THE TRUNKS AND HE GOT THE PIN! TO THE BACK WITH JEREMY BORASH!
EY - Tonight’s the fight meeting of the Prince Justice Brotherhood! No one else can know! You can’t tell anybody - nobody JB. (JB looks at the camera) Or I’ll kill you.
(Beer Money is attacking the production staff - GOOD, HIT THE DIRECTOR)
Ad Guy - IN OUR WORLD, NOTHING IS MORE EPIC THAN BOUND FOR GLORY! THIS IS THE ONE!
Curry Man - Fork?
Shark Boy - FORK YOU, BUDDY!
JB - Eric?
Super Eric - I know not of this Eric, I am SUPER ERIC! (Super Eric theme plays) Excuse me, I have to drain the Super Lizard.
JB - What?
Shark Boy - It means he’s gotta take a piss.
Rave - WE LOVE YOU, BALTIMORE!
Tenay - HERE COMES CHRISTY HEMME, ALONG WITH THE NEWLY NAMED LANCE ROCK!
Hoyt - I’M ABOUT TO ROCK YOUR WORLD!
Tenay - Celebrities change their names all the time - his legal name is now Lance Rock!
DW - YEAH, THINK ABOUT THE EDGE FROM U2!
Cornette - Ladies, girls… QUIEEETTTTTTTT! I need a spokeswoman - ONE! TONIGHT, THERE’LL BE A 10 WOMAN GAUNTLET MATCH AND THE 1 WINNER FACES TAYLOR! GO, GO, FLY AWAY! I HOPE NONE OF YOU ARE MARRIED - IT‘D DRIVE A MAN TO SUICIDE!!
Traci - You should take me up on my offer.(Cornette stares at Tracy’s tits, Borash looks at her ass)
Cornette - WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? GET OFF MY DESK!
Tenay - LET’S PREVIEW TNA’S NEWEST TALK SEGMENT - KAREN’S ANGLE!
Lauren - OH MY GOD! WE NEED HELP! HELP! THEY’RE TOURISTS!
Tenay - NOW THEY’VE GOT TOO FAR! THEY’VE CROSSED THE LINE! THEY’RE ATTACKING FANS IN THE UNIVERSAL THEME PARK!
DW - THINK ABOUT THE POSITION THEY’RE PUTTING TNA IN LEGALLY IF THEY ATTACK THEM!
Tenay - THAT’S KURT ANGLE AND TEAM 3D MASQUERADING AS STING!
Angle - Here in TNA, anything is possible. After two decades of kissing babies and hollering like am imbicle, you showed your true colors at Victory Road by shattering the hopes and dreams of the little Stiners with one swing of a bat. Why? Because he’s pissed and he’s not gonna take it anymore. He’s tired of all that we do for you fans and you don’t appreciate it. He’s tired of all the young punks in this business who don’t appreciate it!
Tenay - WELL I WAS JUST GONNA ASK HOW HE HAS ALL THE ANSWERS! ARE YOU BUYING INTO THAT CONVERSATION!? AJ, CHRISTIAN, AND RHINO ARE OUT TO CONFRONT KURT AND 3D!
AJ - Kurt, the only thing you’re gonna be talking to is my rand hand - NO ONE KNOWS WHY STING DID WHAT HE DID TO JOE! I trust Sting - I’m sure he did the right thing, but I’m not sure why. He’ll let us know why, but until then, we’re not here to talk about Sting, we’re here to talk about you three morons. Because as far as I’m concerned…
Ray - BECAUSE WHY!? BECAUSE WHY?! BECAUSE YOU WANT A REMATCH!? THAT’S WHAT YOU WANT! FOR THE PAST FOUR DAYS, YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN LICKING YOUR WOUNDS! NOT TO MENTION, RHINO, WE TRIED TO BREAK YOUR NECK, AND CHRISTIAN, WE PUT YOU THROUGH A GLASS TABLE! AND NOW YOU WANT A REMATCH!? YOU KNOW SOMETHING, AJ, YOU ARE A CHILD IN A GROWN MAN’S BUSINESS! RHINO, YOU HAVE NO BRAINS! (fans chant Instant Classic) Yeah, and speaking of the Instant Classic, Christian, I’ve known you for 10 years and your ego is bigger than Awesome Kong’s toilet seat! YOU WANT A REMATCH, YOU GOT IT - SIX-MAN TABLE MATCH!
Tenay - WOW! COMING TO TRENTON, NEW JERSEY!
Cage - Let me ask you a question, Silent Bob? Yeah, I’m a little red in the face since you put me through a glass table AND IT’S THE WORST PAIN I’VE EVER FELT, but it gave me time to reflect! WHO IN THE HELL ARE YOU TO GIVE ANY KIND OF ORDERS!? LIKE WHAT KIND OF MATCH WE’RE GONNA HAVE OR WHEN IT’S GONNA TAKE PLACE. The last time you gave an order that was taken seriously, the response was “thank you, please drive through.”. It’s like this, it’s not gonna take place at Hard Justice - it’s gonna take place here live on Impact! And it’s not just gonna be a table match - 1, 2, 3, IT’S GONNA BE A FIVE TABLE ELIMINATION MATCH! THAT MEANS YOU GO THROUGH A TBALE, YOU’RE OUT! (fans chant We Want Tables) Hey, we’re over here - go home, take the week off, keep putting yourselves over, and think about the beating you gave us, and keep thinking about it until you hear these words… (crowd chants 3D sucks) Right until these words - RHINO, GET THE TABLES!
(after a video package nixed the first entrance)Penzer - THE SECOND PERSON IN THE GAUNTLET MATCH - GAIL KIM!
Tenay - BOY IS NEXT WEEK’S IMPACT SHAPING UP TO BE A HUGE ONE!
DW - FIVE TABLE ELIMINATION MATCH AND THE KNOCKOUTS TITLE WILL BE ON THE LINE!
(Jackie pulls Love off of Kim)Love - I HATE HER!
Tenay - Rhaka hits a kick TO THE BACK of Roxxi!
Tenay - I WONDER WHAT THE STORY IS BEHIND THAT PROPOSITION WITH TRACI AND JIM CORNETTE!?
Ad Guy - 2007 WASN’T JUST A NUMBER - IT WAS THE SIX-SIDED RING!
DW - OOH, GAIL KIM JUST GOT KICKED RIGHT THERE IN THE UPPER LEG!
Tenay - I THINK THAT GAIL KIM SHOULD ELIMINATE ANEGLINA LOVE BEFORE VELVET SKY CAN GET BACK IN THERE!
JB - Booker, it’s good to see that you’ve recovered from Victory Road, and Sharmell, you look beautiful. Booker, what’s the match gonna be?
(thumbing through a magazine)Booker - I’m gonna face…THIS GUY! Consequences Creed. He reminds me of the movie Rocky, where the young guy got a chance at the champ! 911, I’m requesting an ambulance outside of the Impact Zone right now! Tonight’s match is going to be a stretcher match!
DW - IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN TNA LIVE, THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO CROSS THE LINE!
Lethal - THIS ENDS WHEN I SAY IT ENDS, MEAN J.B.! Things were fine until he threw it all away.
Val - WHAT. DO YOU WANT HIM TO DO!?
Lethal - Take a left at the fork and get the hell off the road!
Val - You know, Jay. I think you’re being too hard on him.
DW - I can’t figure women out, and I’ve been married to one for 17 years!
(Lethal attacks Dutt)Val - STOP IT! STOP IT! YOU’RE GONNA HURT HIM!
(Dutt feigns a chairshot and blames Lethal)Val - WHAT THE HELL!? WHAT’D YOU DO!? WHAT’D YOU DO!? YOU’RE AN ANIMAL!
Storm - To hell with TNA and Spike’s rules on man on woman violence. Let them fine us - you got money, right?
Roode -Yeah.
Roode - CUT THE MUSIC! YOU PEOPLE SCREWED WITH US AT VICTORY ROAD! LET’S JUST SEE WHO GETS THE LAST LAUGH HERE TONIGHT! STORM, LET’S GET WHIPPIN’!
Tenay - LET’S GET WHIPPIN!’?
DW - ARE THEY INSANE!?
DW - WHAT COULD THEY POSSIBLY BE THINKING!?
Tenay - YOU TALK ABOUT CROSSING THE LINE!? THEY TOOK A FAN WEARING AN LAX T-SHIRT! THINK OF THE LEGAL JEOPARDY THIS IS PUTTING TNA IN!
Tenay - TNA EMPLOYEES PAT KENNEY AND SCOTT D’AMORE ARE IN THE RING TRYING TO REASON WITH THEM AS CO-WORKERS, AND THEY’RE WHIPPING THEM!
DW - AND THEY TOOK THE BELT OFF D’AMORE! IT SHOULD BE A CRIME TO DO THAT!
Tenay - DON’T LET ‘EM CUFF YA, HECTOR!
DW - THE NUMBERS GAME!
Angle - THIS IS TEAM 3D - THEY HAVE NEVER LOST A TABLES MATCH! NEXT WEEK, WE’RE NOT COMING ALONE! (Angle, Ray do woos!)
J.B. - WHAT’S THAT MEAN!? IS STING GONNA IN YOUR CORNER!?
Angle - Yeah - WOOOO!
Creed -Booker, you may be the five time, five time, five time, five time (does a spinerooni) FIVE TIME WCW CHAMPION! BUT YOU AIN’T READY FOR ME! YOU CAN’T EVEN PRONOUNCE MY NAME RIGHT!
Crowd - LET’S GO BOOKER! LET’S GO CREED!
Tenay - CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW TNA WOULD BE TURNED UPSIDE DOWN IF CONSEQUENCES CREED WAS TO GET THE UPSET TONIGHT!?
Tenay - COULD THIS BE THE ROCKY STORY!? CONSEQUENCES CREED VERSUS BOOKER T!
Tenay - I HAVE JUST BEEN HANDED A MEMO BY JIM CORNETTE - NEXT WEEK - THE MOTOR CITY MACHINE GUNS HAVE CHALLENGED BEER MONEY, AND THAT HAS BEEN ACCEPTED, THAT, IN ADDITION TO THE DEBUT OF KAREN’S ANGLE AND THE FIVE-TABLE ELIMINATION MATCH! NEXT WEEK IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST SHOW IN OUR HISTORY!!! ON TOP OF EVERYTHING ELSE, ANGLE SAID THEY’RE NOT COMING ALONE!
DW - YES, HE SAID THAT STING WILL BE IN THEIR CORNER AND TOLD TOMKO TO INTERUPT KAREN’S ANGLE’S SEGMENT!
DW - THESE ARE CONCUSSION SHOTS! CREED’S BRAIN IS ROLLING AROUND IN HIS SKULL!
(after Sharmell tries to attack Joe with a bat)Tenay - IS THERE A STORY BEHIND THE BLACK BASEBALL BAT!? IS STING SENDING A MESSAGE TO SAMOA JOE!

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If anyone wants to catch the TNA replay it's not on at 11p Saturday this week. It's on at 9am Friday, which is less than 7 hours from now which means this post is practically useless.
 
[quote name='JaytheGamefan']

It's worth noting that the molding of Petey into his own image involved electrocuting his nipples, drowning him, and trying to kill him by having him fly off the hood of his car. Steiner's apparently into some sick shit[/QUOTE]

He doesn't call his women freaks for nothing.

As for the Impact replay, it's due to UFC. Why can't they just air the replay after UFC, since many people such as myself enjoy both wrestling and MMA?
 
[quote name='mykevermin']Apparently Victoria Crawford is already on Smackdown?

News to me if that's the case. She's playing Edge/Vickie's wedding planner?[/quote]

You are correct, Professor:

[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=JU2Cuw8__ec[/media]

I just wonder how they're gonna transition her current role into that of a wrestling debut.
 
Yeah, I always figured Edge would leave Vickie for her. I mean, fuck... wouldn't YOU? Victoria Crawford is one of the hottest women alive.

By the way, happy 25th birthday to JaytheGamefan!
 
[quote name='jimbodan']Highlight of the TNA show was Booker's fake 911 call.[/quote]

:rofl: That was really bad. Also, why does TNA cut to the backstage so quick after a match is over? It doesn't even give time for things to sink in.
 
[quote name='Blackout542']:rofl: That was really bad. Also, why does TNA cut to the backstage so quick after a match is over? It doesn't even give time for things to sink in.[/QUOTE]

TNA's done this for eons and it's always been annoying - it's especially bad when it's done right after things that SHOULD mean something, like guys being border tossed into walls, or Team 3D's NWA World Tag title reign, which was built up since the day they entered the company, and was sacrificed for a TNA TO THE BACK backstage segment.

Thanks for the happy b-day stuff, guys.
 
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