The Mystery Limo Wrestling Thread

I love how Danielson is being totally honest in that promo and saying "I love the indy leagues, but of Vince called me back up tomorrow I'm peacin' the fuck out".
 
[quote name='Scorch']What the fuck? I thought he was already married.[/QUOTE]
A woman with a masters degree, nice body, and confidence to wear what she wears and do what she does weekly?

I'd wife her up too!
 
[quote name='KaneRobot']Apparently the pay side of Popup Insider is saying Wade has some work visa problems, which is why he wasn't on tonight.

If he's done, we're only a few more releases away from the team of Annoying Ginger Sissy & Bizarro Cena being Nexus.[/QUOTE]

The angle seems to be snake-bitten. Perhaps they could change their name to the NXT Job Squad, which is basicially all they are without Barrett and Danielson.

Of course, they could bring in some of the season 2 NXT guys. As someone else said, they are better top to bottom anyway.
 
Yeah, I would say that season 2 would be their savior at this point if Barrett is seriously having a problem. Without him, they're sunk.

Ultimately, the NXT idea is interesting, but it's only going to be viable for so long. Aside from Cottonwood and (random black guy #8), each of the season 2 guys seem to be a good fit on the main roster. How many seasons do you do before you actually having to start *not* keeping guys around? The main roster can't handle an influx of 8 new guys every 13 weeks without ditching some people. That, then, also begs the question of what happens to dumped NXT guys... go back to FCW? Actually let go?

There's enough long-term logistical problems with this that getting canceled in October may not be a terrible thing.

Overall, though, I like most of season 2. Then again, I also like Skip Sheffield (fuck you guys), so you may not care what my opinion is. ;)
 
I kinda like that Percy Watkins guy... sure he's gay as hell, but he's different.

I like Eli Cottonwood a lot too.

Kaval looks to be the best of them, but he's getting the Danielson treatment.
 
I can't shake Myke's Baby Huey comment when I see Sheffield. Also, he kept repeating "Get up old man" last night. It got annoying after the 5th time he said it.
 
[quote name='Scorch']What the fuck? I thought he was already married.[/QUOTE]
He divorced Sara a long while ago. It's the reason he edited the "Sara" tat on his neck (which is a stupid thing to do anyways).

And I like Skip. All Tarver has is masks. Take that away, and you've got nothing.

EDIT: As for Raw last night? Complete shit-show with the exception of Sheamus' "fella-bration" and the 8 man tag. I was surprised at how it wasn't completely awful. I'm loving Sheamus' character more and more as the weeks go by.
 
[quote name='masked lemon']Skip actually looked pretty good last night, for once.[/QUOTE]
Skip looks the part and will likely do well as a powerhouse mid-card guy.

As for Wade Barrett, don't fret guys. Barrett will be back next week, it won't take the man forever to get his visa renewed.
 
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Victara sure looks uncomfortable in that photo.

Also, I forgot that Michelle's last name really is "McCool." That's so great.
 
[quote name='Sigma']Skip looks the part and will likely do well as a powerhouse mid-card guy. [/QUOTE]

He looks the part but he should just shut up and let the other Nexus guys do the talking. Each time he opens his mouth, I'm expecting that "Yep yep yep" garbage.
 
[quote name='diddy310']Seriously. He just needs to make snarly faces and clothesline the fuck out of people.[/QUOTE]

Bingo. The worst thing they ever did was let Sheffield talk, let alone let him tack-on that 'Cornfed Meathead' shit. He's a henchman, a monster, a mid-card utility guy. The man will never sniff a world title, or even likely a lesser one, but he's perfectly suited for the 'guy who just destroys people for someone else' role. Especially being initially paired with Regal, he shot himself in the foot by having *that* kind of personality.

Which, by the way, is why I likely have a higher opinion of him than most... I missed out on, you know, when he spoke. I watched week one or two of NXT, and didn't come back in until right around eliminations, so the first time I even heard him go "yep yep yep" was the other week on Raw. Having gone back and seen some of that online, I can completely understand why others are turned off to him.

It's why I said it a while back... if he's booked properly, he can be a worthwhile roster addition. Just keep him as far away from that hick character as possible. Let him go out, beat the shit out of people, rinse and repeat. Simple.

I'm spending way too much time defending Sheffield, I realize that. :lol:
 
I thought that's the exact direction they were going with him when he gave his "Regal was right" speech upon being eliminated.


On another note, went to Toys R Us and they had the new Elite figures, no Kane or Kofi, but they did have Morrison and Finlay, picked up Morrison.

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I just watched the second hour of Raw, and Alicia Fox continues to the the sexiest woman I've ever seen. The way she moves when she walks down the entrance ramp is just intoxicating.
 
... Alicia Foxx is not sexy. Sure, she's hotter than Michelle McCool. But that doesn't make her hot.


And I've met the woman. If half of her ass wasn't showing, you wouldn't feel the same way. She's a 7 at the most.


Here, A list of Divas hotter than Alicia Foxx:


The Bella Twins
Maryse
Layla
Tiffany
Kelly Kelly



and that's just current divas, off the top of my head. I'm forgetting people, I'm sure.
 
The thing about Alicia is the way she moves her hips when walking down that ramp. That, in and of itself, is enough to hypnotize a man. I agree with the above poster that she's not the best looking (better than Maryse, imo), but sometimes it's the way a person carries themselves that adds to the attraction.

Also, caught Morrison's entrance last night for the first time. That is a cool intro. Is this not the same guy that was Johnny Nitro? I haven't payed much attention to Raw lately except for bits and pieces here and there.
 
Foxx is easily my favorite active Diva looks-wise right now. She's the only one that makes be verbally say "she's hot as fuck" every single time she come son my TV. Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't kick any of the others outta bed, but she just does it for me.

I'm also gonna echo the points made about Sheffield. Dude could have been a credible monster if they booked him with a mouthpiece and just go out and destroy dudes, but of course they to fuck it up by making him a dumpy redneck with a fuckall stupid catchphrase that'll never get over.

It's the Bobby Lashley effect in full swing.
 
[quote name='Purple Flames'] Dude could have been a credible monster if they booked him with a mouthpiece and just go out and destroy dudes, but of course they to fuck it up by making him a dumpy redneck with a fuckall stupid catchphrase that'll never get over.[/QUOTE]

You never know. Yup yup yup can be the new WHAT!?!?!
 
Maybe it's just me then... She didn't even seem that hot to me when she was hitting on me trying to get directions to Mellon Arena. And this was without the fake wig she wears on tv.

Actually, I thought her face looked hella mannish last night. Maybe that's what you guys are into.
 
Alicia Fox is not where it's at. I'm sorry. Nor is that man faced Torres woman. Make-up helps that strong ass face out dramatically!

Bella Twins...yep. Maryse? Nah. Layla? Yep. Kelly Kelly? Maybe...

Shit, most of the time, Michelle McCool looks like one of those sexy middle-aged women that you just wanna fuck hard - not no soft ass fuck.

The rest of them look eh to eh....
 
I know someone who'd be very disappointed that Nattie Niedhart and Beth Phoenix haven't been mentioned yet.

Anyway, I'd totally wreck Michelle McHotty. And Kelly Kelly. And Tiffany. And the Bellas.... Maryse........ Layla...........
 
Damn... I remember Sara being hotter.

Nattie Hart looks too much like her dad. That's all I can think of when I see her. So, no, she is not hot.

Still, Michelle is oogily.

I didn't mention Beth, because she isn't currently doing anything. But she is damn hot.

Gail Kim is hot as hell too.

Jillian is fake as fuck. No thanks.

Rosa Mendes, pretty damn hot.

Umm, who else? Vicki might of been hot 20 years ago.

Eve Torres, no.
 
Word is that WWE creative has been told not to expect Wade Barrett or Drew McIntyre back until after SummerSlam in August. It’s still possible they could be back sooner.This is bad news with Barrett being the leader of The Nexus stable and with the new report that McIntyre was scheduled to win the SmackDown briefcase at WWE’s Money in the Bank pay-per-view.

There has been some speculation that WWE Champion Sheamus may get caught up in the same work visa situation but the feeling from one WWE source is that either WWE caught it on Sheamus’ end while missing it on Barrett & McIntyre’s end, or Sheamus was proactive in bringing the situation to WWE’s attention and they handled it without thinking about Drew or Wade.
Source: F4Wonline.com
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:rofl:

how the fuck do two major professional wrestling promotions overlook something as obvious as the expiration of a work visa? that's pathetic.
 
Going back to the divas talk, every time I see Maryse do the hair toss and nasty smile while leaning on the ropes during her entrance, the only (sarcastic) thought going through my head is "there's a face that's never had spunk on it before."
 
Pro Wrestling Guerrilla's "Seven"
July 30, 2010

Scott Lost Retirement Match
"The Professional" Scott Lost vs. Scorpio Sky

Pro Wrestling Guerrilla World Championship Title Match
Davey Richards (Champion) vs. Chris Hero (Challenger)

Pro Wrestling Guerrilla World Tag Team Championship Title Match
¡Peligro Abejas! (El Generico & Paul London - Champions)
vs.
Motor City Machine Guns (Chris Sabin & Alx Shelley - Challengers)

Singles Match
"American Dragon" Bryan Danielson vs. Roderick Strong

Tag Team Guerrilla Warfare Match
The Cutler Brothers (Brandon & Dustin Cutler)
vs.
The Young Bucks (Matt & Nick Jackson)

Singles Match
Brandon Bonham vs. Brian Cage

Six-Person Tag Team Match
Brandon Gatson, Johnny Goodtime & Candice LeRae
vs.
Malachi "CK" Jackson, Ryan Taylor & Akira Tozawa
 
[quote name='diddy310']
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Jillian Hall before the wonders of modern science.[/QUOTE]

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Two down, 6 to go. This whole situation reminds me of The Simpsons episode "Homer at Bat" but instead of baseball players dropping like flies, it's Nexus.
 
[quote name='Mr. Beef']Two down, 6 to go. This whole situation reminds me of The Simpsons episode "Homer at Bat" but instead of baseball players dropping like flies, it's Nexus.[/QUOTE]
Shit's hilariously sad
 
The NXT angle was stillborn the moment they shitcanned Danielson for being a pro wrestler. It was salvageable, but without Danielson, there was only one competent wrestler in the group. Without Danielson, it lost all of the 'holy fuck' momentum it had - not solely because the lines between reality and tv were destroyed by a corporation publicly stating they were releasing a wrestler from a contract when he wasn't supposed to be under one to begin with.

It *was* the most interesting thing WWE had going in months - maybe years? I dunno, I can't think of anything that got my attention focused on new talent in the second half of this decade. The best WWE feuds have been going into Wrestlemania and involved HBK at WM 24, 25, and 26. One was the retirement match of the greatest wrestler of the 20th century, and two involved the Undertaker's streak - which, while not impossible to fuck up (see Giant Gonzalez, Big Boss Man, Nathan Jones), always has the added benefit of built-in mystique.

But the NXT guys lost the mystique when they lost Danielson. Barrett is indeed a natural - and recalling seeing how green he was as "stu sanders" back in OVW, I'm truly shocked he matured and grew so substantially in 2-3 years. Without him, however, the crew is just ruined. They're jobbers, they're the nWo B-team, they're nobodies. That ginger-haired hee-haw is just a goofy bastard, justin gabriel is too much like Steamboat to be a believable bad guy, sheffield was ruined because as y'all noted they let him talk, michael tarver is garbage, and I'm having a hard time really remembering who the other two are right now, so that says all I need to know about them. Ah, Otunga and Darren Young. Whatevah.

Now, international employment laws are partially to blame, but again, a company like WWE should have been on top of this shit. There's no excuse. Way to ruin another good thing. Not to mention that it appears they are so focused on this group that they had the week one beatdown of the NXT2 guys, and then the issue disappeared altogether from the program, with business going on as usual and zero animosity b/w the wwe guys and the nxt rookies. the fuck?
 
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