The OFFICIAL Juan Cena Wrestling Thread (Don't be fooled by imitations!)

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[quote name='Brak']Tensai should grow out that back hair.[/QUOTE]

If the old adage is true that shaved body hair grows back thicker and more of it, he'd look like a bald Cousin It.
 
Wildcat Chris Harris was diagnosed with Multiple Myeloma, a form of cancer, and is currently undergoing chemotherapy.
 
He's going to knock cancer's brains out.

Seriously though, get well soon. He's actually a really good wrestler, he's just a bit... generic I guess. AMW was awesome for a while there and it wasn't just James Storm doing a great job.
 
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[quote name='JJSP']Wildcat Chris Harris was diagnosed with Multiple Myeloma, a form of cancer, and is currently undergoing chemotherapy.[/QUOTE]

Turns out it wasn't true.
According to Pwinsider.com, there is no truth to rumors that former WWE and TNA wrestler Chris Harris is undergoing treatment for cancer.
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http://www.411mania.com/wrestling/n...et-Hart-DVD,-Rumor-Killer-on-Chris-Harris.htm



Also, wtf at this:
According to TMZ, Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson has been offered the chance to train in pro wrestling, and one of her trainers will be TNA's Robbie E. James Pittaro, the owner and CEO of D2W Pro Wrestling Academy in New Jersey. He is willing to fly her out, along with one member of her family, and will also pay for hotel accommodations.

Thompson and her family are big wrestling fans, and got into the ring at a local wrestling event in Alabama recently, and even got involved. Here's some video…
Read more at http://www.411mania.com/wrestling/n...in-With-TNAs-Robbie-E.htm#HhDm4wGxWEEeTWvf.99
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http://www.411mania.com/wrestling/news/259791/Honey-Boo-Boo-Invited-to-Train-With-TNAs-Robbie-E.htm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWR2SDsm5R0&feature=player_embedded
 
Can't wait to see all the political jabs on tonight's show.

With Vince's tirade a few weeks back regarding low ratings, I can only imagine what's in store for tonight's show. They're going up against not only MNF, but the Presidential debates and the final game of the NCLS as well.
 
I'm in for the swapping b/w the debate, NLCS, and catching up on Boardwalk Empire (a fucking well written show, unlike the people who brought you "Big Hongry™."
 
WWE says Austin endorsed Sheamus on Twitter, when the exact opposite was true. Then they cherry picked a later quote from their back-and-forth to make it seem like it was true. Just fucking pathetic.
 
Link to an article on that? I hate reading back through days of tweets and failing to find the one(s) in context. Typical of WWE hatchet-job history writing, though.

Didn't watch a second of Raw. Boardwalk Empire was fucking EPIC.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']Link to an article on that? I hate reading back through days of tweets and failing to find the one(s) in context. Typical of WWE hatchet-job history writing, though.

Didn't watch a second of Raw. Boardwalk Empire was fucking EPIC.[/QUOTE]
I love the show, but I'm still kinda missing Jimmy to be honest.
 
Austin's initial quote from a magazine.

"Sheamus is a big talented dude, no doubt about it. Can he get to where the company wants him to go? That remains to be seen, and there's a lot of work required from both him and the company in order to jump to that superstar level. He's doing fine for the amount of time he's been in the business, and there is no disrespect intended, but there are so many aspects that go towards making a guy draw money with the title."
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They disregarded that quote, which is what started the Twitter conversation. The two quotes mentioned on Raw were presented out of order - they acted as if Austin's "go get em kid" post was just out of nowhere, and then Sheamus responded thanking him.

Sheamus' post was actually in response to the quote above, and the Austin "go get em" was in response to that.
 
It's not exactly damning praise, but sure, you have to really throw out the context if you want to present that in a wholly positive light. Danke.
 
We have noted before that Honey Boo Boo's name was brought up for a possible role at WrestleMania 29. WWE may not get a chance to use the 7 year old reality TV star because of TNA. A TNA source reports that TNA has already contacted HBB's people about using her and her family on Impact. Apparently there are talks for HBB to appear on TNA TV during the second season of her reality TV show.
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hahahaha
 
[quote name='mykevermin']Link to an article on that? I hate reading back through days of tweets and failing to find the one(s) in context. Typical of WWE hatchet-job history writing, though.

Didn't watch a second of Raw. Boardwalk Empire was fucking EPIC.[/QUOTE]

Damn straight. I gave up on RAW the second the debate came on. I'm glad the tag division is alive again, but I really couldn't care less about Ryback and his title shot.
 
[quote name='Scorch']hahahaha[/QUOTE]
Which means there will actually be a second season of that show...ughhhhhhh
 
This Honey Boo Boo debacle is sure a race to the bottom. I'm sure *somebody(?)* in TNA is looking at this as one hell of a coup but... LOLTNA
 
I love how wrestling promotions spend so much time trying to prove that they don't cater to the lowest common denomination of our society only to turn around and do just that.
 
For those of you interested, Xbox has added a number of "outfits" to the Avatar Store.

Alberto Del Rio, CM Punk, Daniel Bryan, Bork Laser Brock Lesnar, Ryback, Zack Ryder, Santino Marella, and maybe a couple others? Check them out, if even to shake your head at 'em.
 
I'm honestly happy that WWE will not get Honey Boo-Boo for Wrestlemania, TNA could use the exposure more. The less pointless "celebrities" at WM the better.
 
[quote name='pitfallharry219']Honey Boo Boo is the leader of Aces & Eights.[/QUOTE]

If I was drinking something at the moment I read this, I would have asked you to replace my keyboard. :p
 
WWE logic:

Longer, better matches aren't drawing!

We need more segments! Bring back Miz TV! Prepare a 20 minute script for HHH! Call Piper! Prep the WWE in Afghanistan video package! Construct a half hour "History of Wrestlemania" package to hype Wrestlemania 29!
 
Don't nobody mess with Darren Youngs wings.

That Ryback ending is about the only thing interesting to come out of him since he debuted.
 
Rumors are making the rounds that
Ric Flair
will be returning to get involved with the GM storyline on Raw this Monday
 
When he dies they should put a motion sensor on his grave that will play him going "WOOO!!!" whenever someone walks by.
 
[quote name='Clak']When he dies they should put a motion sensor on his grave that will play him going "WOOO!!!" whenever someone walks by.[/QUOTE]

It will be coin operated that way they can still work on paying off all of his creditors.
 
[quote name='Spyder187']It will be coin operated that way they can still work on paying off all of his creditors.[/QUOTE]
When people stop being charmed by the novelty the North Carolina Lottery can then make a scratch off ticket game where Ric Flair's Lennin-Casket is the prize.
 
[quote name='Spyder187']It will be coin operated that way they can still work on paying off all of his creditors.[/QUOTE]

It's both funny and sad because it's true.
 
I have to say that those Flair energy drink commercials didn't make me want to buy the crap. In fact it kinda scared me...lol.
 
[quote name='Clak']I have to say that those Flair energy drink commercials didn't make me want to buy the crap. In fact it kinda scared me...lol.[/QUOTE]

I wonder if said "Energy Drinks" would make you strip off most of your clothes, strut and flop around like an epileptic, and then blade yourself for no reason. If so, I would try one just for shits and giggles.
 
[quote name='Spyder187']I wonder if said "Energy Drinks" would make you strip off most of your clothes, strut and flop around like an epileptic, and then blade yourself for no reason. If so, I would try one just for shits and giggles.[/QUOTE]

Don't forget kneedrop your coat mid-sentence.
 
[quote name='Clak']I have to say that those Flair energy drink commercials didn't make me want to buy the crap. In fact it kinda scared me...lol.[/QUOTE]

[quote name='Spyder187']I wonder if said "Energy Drinks" would make you strip off most of your clothes, strut and flop around like an epileptic, and then blade yourself for no reason. If so, I would try one just for shits and giggles.[/QUOTE]

[quote name='ced']Don't forget kneedrop your coat mid-sentence.[/QUOTE]

Wouldn't that be covered in the strut and flop like an epileptic portion?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRFFvT9MxME

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnRS2uNARME&feature=related
 
[quote name='Spyder187']I wonder if said "Energy Drinks" would make you strip off most of your clothes, strut and flop around like an epileptic, and then blade yourself for no reason. If so, I would try one just for shits and giggles.[/QUOTE]

Sounds like bath salts.
 
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