The Official Lina Drama Thread.

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[quote name='Blade']Never mind. That is awesome, I'll end up like that sooner or later when I lose interest.[/QUOTE]

like what? Narrators apprentice? you kinda missed the uuhhh window of opportunity, as it were. you can be like me if you paypal me some cash
 
[quote name='Ledhed']I'm not saying you're going to be banned for anything you've said, but you're destroying any chance of credibility you might've otherwised gained here.[/QUOTE]

Actually I do get banned for things like that. Some 14 year old administrator on another site was being an asshole to me for no reason, as Jimmie was, and yeah. I was banned. No big deal. It's a cyber reputation, I don't expect people in the grocery store to egg me and say "I hated your post in andy41292's 'The Lodge' thread."

Apossum, there's no window of opportunity. I could easily open another account and post things like that. It would still be me, just with another name. Why hold anything against me if you'd like what I post under another name?
 
I don't really care either way. I don't hold any reputations over anyone on this site...except for sub, cause he's a pedo. NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT
 
[quote name='Apossum']I don't really care either way. I don't hold any reputations over anyone on this site...except for sub, cause he's a pedo. NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT[/QUOTE]

If there's nothing wrong with it than why does it matter? :lol:
 
[quote name='Scorch']I think dropping the fact and running with a porn star gimmick on a message board would want more kids to cyber with you than posting your picture.

Besides, if they wanted to cyber with someone, i'm sure they could find someone hotter.

Edit: Whoa.. just read Trust's reply.. holy crap, that was creepy. But yeah, it's kinda pointless to post your picture everywhere and then back down when it comes to holding a CAG sign. It's not like anyone believed you to begin with.[/QUOTE]

Seriously, I think it's all a pretty crappy gimmick myself... the only great CAG gimmick is that of a horse.
 
it's just that, you know, some people didn't get the court-ordered pm you sent everyone about you being a pedo. :lol:
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']the hell... why did this get a sticky?


seriously, I'm gonna make a "horse's magic boner" thread, and that better get sticky[/QUOTE]

:rofl:

I guess punq wants all this shit in one place from now on, and if it's a sticky no one has any excuse.
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']the hell... why did this get a sticky?


seriously, I'm gonna make a "horse's magic boner" thread, and that better get sticky[/QUOTE]

:rofl: !!!!!!! .....Can't stop laughing! :rofl:
 
[quote name='punqsux']what has to get out in the open is that a few people around here (jimmie, trust, ugamer, zewone, and im sure a few others) have this utter obsession about flapping their gums non-stop about you.

its been going on for a long time now and as i see it as long as theres a thread dedicated to their fixation, something can be settled/worn into the ground.

ive seen the same posts from the same people about you over and over again, keeping them all in here will hopefully either prevent this, or let the rest of us laugh at how repetitive and counter-productive they are being on such a dead topic anyways.

but, you know, im just full of shit, dont listen to me :lol:[/QUOTE]

good idea...now everyone can stop searching through all of my posts for the posts where i trash the fuck out of kittie...they can just come in here
 
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Originally Posted by The Successful Dropout
believing you is simple...but you can't be believed because you won't provide proof

as for buying "your" dvds...you'd be surprised how much your sales would sky-rocket if you actually did provide proof...but you apparantly haven't used your head on that one yet



[quote name='kittie']Proof?

I doubt me holding a CAG sign would be enough, because that can easily be photoshopped.

I think you'd have to come to my house, and watch me beat Ninja Gaiden on Hard level in 3 seconds for me to prove I'm a true gamer.[/QUOTE]

if that's an open invitation, pm me your address
 
[quote name='punqsux']what has to get out in the open is that a few people around here (jimmie, trust, ugamer, zewone, and im sure a few others) have this utter obsession about flapping their gums non-stop about you.[/QUOTE]
Would you like your tiara, Queen of Drama?

So ~3 people mention Lina every once in awhile. Who cares? Do you know how many times I've seen people say the exact same thing over and over? Do we need an official thread for William Macy to pretend that he's William Macy (it'd be way more entertaining than this thread)? Do we need a JSweeney thread where he just quotes everybody and misinterprets their posts? Or how about a FriskyTanuki thread, where he talks about everybody he ignores.

All of these topics/posts come up once every two weeks or so, and they're going to keep happening. It's not enough to throw the balance of the board out of whack, so let them post whatever they want.

Threads like this however, are just stoking the flames. To put it simply: No good will come of this. At all. Ever. Bad move.

[quote name='punqsux']its been going on for a long time now and as i see it as long as theres a thread dedicated to their fixation, something can be settled/worn into the ground. ive seen the same posts from the same people about you over and over again, keeping them all in here will hopefully either prevent this, or let the rest of us laugh at how repetitive and counter-productive they are being on such a dead topic anyways.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, that really worked for the OTT right? They keep posting, we keep laughing and rolling our eyes, but they keep on going. Lina's right, they're just going to keep talking about it, and once again I ask you who cares if they mention it here or there? I don't want to see 500 posts after 500 posts being made in this lame useless topic. We already have one OTT, isn't that enough?

[quote name='punqsux']im gunna request that the mods not lock this, this thread sucks but its shit that has to get out in the open.

thanks[/QUOTE]
No, this shit didn't need to get out in the open, again. It's been out in the open, more times than I could count, in multiple threads specifically dedicated for this very purpose. And you're telling me that we needed another one? Another go around the horn? Because ~3 people mention it once every few thousand posts in an OTT?

At the end of the day, it might be pertenant to examine the positives that have come out of this thread.

...yeah, I dunno either.

The negatives? Over 200 posts in one night, mostly consisting of petty bitching and ban-threats. And you know what? That wouldn't have happened if you hadn't made this lame ass thread (you really could've just called it "The Official incite an unneccesary flame war thread", and it would've been just as accurate).

So nice job, you really accomplished a lot with this one. And it's sticky to boot! Now everybody can join in, and we can bring CAG down to where everybody seemingly wants it to go (I wonder if we'll start hosting FAQs too?). And you wanted the mods to keep this one open?

Once again, the attitude and nobility of some mods truely amazes me.

This thread should've never been started, but it was. It should've been locked after a few pages, but it wasn't. Sure as hell it shoudln't have been stickied, but it was. It should be locked now, and lord knows I would if I could.
 
[quote name='Apossum']I don't really care either way. I don't hold any reputations over anyone on this site...except for sub, cause he's a pedo. NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT[/QUOTE]

Actually, Apossum, there's a whole lot wrong with that.
But otherwise, yeah. I'd agree on the rest. :)

Now, if you don't mind, I've got a busy day of qouting everyone and misinterpreting thier posts to do. (Thanks, evilmax17! :lol: )

You know, that whole "champagne glass/dixie cup" thing was quite a bit funnier the first time it was used.

Beyond that, I'm fairly glad I missed the bulk of this thread.
 
Do we need an official thread for William Macy to pretend that he's William Macy (it'd be way more entertaining than this thread)?

While I don't mind the occasional gimmick poster... he was never funny at all. Just posting movie covers and pointless CAPS LOCK.
 
[quote name='The Successful Dropout']good idea...now everyone can stop searching through all of my posts for the posts where i trash the fuck out of kittie...they can just come in here[/QUOTE]

"Trash" me? Lolz.

Your insecurity is rather embarassing.
 
[quote name='kittie']"Trash" me? Lolz.

Your insecurity is rather embarassing.[/QUOTE]

my insecurity? please...lets not go down the mile long list of how fucked up one must be to professionalize in porn
 
[quote name='Blade']I'm not going to lie to you


I'm almost at 450 posts. =\ I thought I had more.[/QUOTE]

Holy shit, and I thought I was a post whore. This bastard puts me to shame. :cry:
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']Holy shit, and I thought I was a post whore. This bastard puts me to shame. :cry:[/QUOTE]

the being aloud to customize your rank at 1000 posts is what createds the majority of postwhores on here...it makes sense to me...a lot of noobs want to hurry up and reach that 1000 so they can have that special priviledge...and nothing is stopping them, so why not?
 
[quote name='The Successful Dropout']the being aloud to customize your rank at 1000 posts is what createds the majority of postwhores on here...it makes sense to me...a lot of noobs want to hurry up and reach that 1000 so they can have that special priviledge...and nothing is stopping them, so why not?[/QUOTE]

I haven't actually been on these boards all that long, and seriously man, you are my fucking hero. ^_^
 
[quote name='Brodiemegacorp']I haven't actually been on these boards all that long, and seriously man, you are my fucking hero. ^_^[/QUOTE]

i could see how some of my posts could make me a hero...but that post? come on, man...ive done better than that :lol:
 
[quote name='The Successful Dropout']i could see how some of my posts could make me a hero...but that post? come on, man...ive done better than that :lol:[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I'm sorry... I just have been enjoying your responses to this topic and you know how like everything is 100x funnier when you are at work and "supposed" to be working? Well I just had to comment on it, especially since it is so damn true.

Where's someone with a pic of that retarded kid running in a race when you need it? This thread could really use it! ^_^
 
Quite an entertaining thread; I look forward to reading the whole thing shortly.

In the meantime, I have two comments.

1) This thread sure took the heat of the "what'chu look like? part deux!" thread.

2) Although I'm not a clinical psychologist (and there's no market for clinical sociolgists), I'd like to pose a hypothesis here. Between the poor attempts at dominance over the like of JimmieMac (King of the CAG Jungle) and half nekkid posts and/or totally posed handsome-lad shots in the thread referenced in remark #1, it seems to me that Blade is (1) exceptionally narcissistic about his skinny cracker self, and (2) perpetuating a bizarre love triangle (cue New Order) the likes of which haven't been seen since "Some Kind of Wonderful." Get this:

JimmieMac wants to (as he affectionately puts it) "bang the shit out of Kittie."

Kittie could give a fuck (or, in John Hughes movie parlance, perhaps playing hard to get).

Blade spends the majority of this thread trying to direct the attention back onto himself. Meanwhile, JimmieMac doesn't even know he's alive.

So, the score is:

JimmieMac = Eric Stolz as Keith
Kitte = Lea Thompson as Amanda
Blade = Mary Stuary Masterson as Watts

Get it? Got it? Good.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']So, the score is:

JimmieMac = Eric Stolz as Keith
Kitte = Lea Thompson as Amanda
Blade = Mary Stuary Masterson as Watts

Get it? Got it? Good.[/QUOTE]

I don't know what the fuck you just said, little kid, but you're special man. You reached out, and you touch a brotha's heart. :cry:
 
[quote name='Brodiemegacorp']Yeah, I'm sorry... I just have been enjoying your responses to this topic and you know how like everything is 100x funnier when you are at work and "supposed" to be working? Well I just had to comment on it, especially since it is so damn true.

Where's someone with a pic of that retarded kid running in a race when you need it? This thread could really use it! ^_^[/QUOTE]

it's all good ;)
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']I guess this means we can have official threads devoted to anyone here.

Who is going to be next?[/QUOTE]

Let's hope it ain't me. We all remember how well that OTT went. ;) :lol:
 
[quote name='Quackzilla']Um, I am pretty sure kittie is a man because a while back he said he prefers anal sex, which women don't get any pleasure from.[/QUOTE]

Who the fuck let you out of the Vs. forum? Time to fire that slacker.
 
[quote name='Quackzilla']Um, I am pretty sure kittie is a man because a while back he said he prefers anal sex, which women don't get any pleasure from.[/QUOTE]

actually, some women do get pleasure from it...as do some guys (giving and receiving)

and their are other reasons some women may prefer anal sex...they may be a little far-fetched, but its possible...one being that they don't want to get pregnant...i've heard of some girls doing this...some girls also only have anal sex so they can "stay a virgin" until they're married
 
[quote name='Quackzilla']Um, I am pretty sure kittie is a man because a while back he said he prefers anal sex, which women don't get any pleasure from.[/QUOTE]

I know women who say otherwise actually. Different strokes for different folks... (no pun intended)
 
[quote name='Brodiemegacorp']Yeah, I'm sorry... I just have been enjoying your responses to this topic and you know how like everything is 100x funnier when you are at work and "supposed" to be working? Well I just had to comment on it, especially since it is so damn true.

Where's someone with a pic of that retarded kid running in a race when you need it? This thread could really use it! ^_^[/QUOTE]

I really hope this is a gimmick poster.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Who the fuck let you out of the Vs. forum? Time to fire that slacker.[/QUOTE]

Please refrain from quoting his posts in the future. Thanks.
 
[quote name='kittie']Please refrain from quoting his posts in the future. Thanks.[/QUOTE]

Please refrain from quoting my posts in the future. Thanks.
 
[quote name='kittie']I really hope this is a gimmick poster.[/QUOTE]

Why? Because he finds what I'm posting humerous and because he agreed with me? Do you honestly think many people on here agree with you over me? You're a fat sweaty old man bitch posing as some poor skanky whore. You couldn't be sadder if you tried.
 
You're some geek that gets pissy that I'm better than him at little online games.

I'm amazed anyone still finds the retard pic funny, since it's been posted 123424 times.
 
I'd like everyone to refrain from all quoting in the future. It should up the confusion level a bit. Thaaannkss.

Did you get the memo?
 
[quote name='kittie']You're some geek that gets pissy that I'm better than him at little online games.

I'm amazed anyone still finds the retard pic funny, since it's been posted 123424 times.[/QUOTE]

Well, first, I don't play online games. So you can kick as much ass at them as you want to. Somebody needs to beat down all those annoying 12 year olds. ^_^

Second, I always enjoy the posts of TSD, it has nothing to do with getting "pissy" at you or not.

Third, that retard pic will be funny until the day that Message Boards no longer exist.
 
Brodie? We need to talk about your quoting.

Did you get the memo? I have an extra copy of that memo.

I'll get you a copy of that memo. Thhaaannkss.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']Quite an entertaining thread; I look forward to reading the whole thing shortly.



In the meantime, I have two comments.



1) This thread sure took the heat of the "what'chu look like? part deux!" thread.



2) Although I'm not a clinical psychologist (and there's no market for clinical sociolgists), I'd like to pose a hypothesis here. Between the poor attempts at dominance over the like of JimmieMac (King of the CAG Jungle) and half nekkid posts and/or totally posed handsome-lad shots in the thread referenced in remark #1, it seems to me that Blade is (1) exceptionally narcissistic about his skinny cracker self, and (2) perpetuating a bizarre love triangle (cue New Order) the likes of which haven't been seen since "Some Kind of Wonderful." Get this:



JimmieMac wants to (as he affectionately puts it) "bang the shit out of Kittie."



Kittie could give a (or, in John Hughes movie parlance, perhaps playing hard to get).



Blade spends the majority of this thread trying to direct the attention back onto himself. Meanwhile, JimmieMac doesn't even know he's alive.



So, the score is:



JimmieMac = Eric Stolz as Keith

Kitte = Lea Thompson as Amanda

Blade = Mary Stuary Masterson as Watts



Get it? Got it? Good.[/QUOTE]



Perhaps our own little Trojan War?



JimmieMac= Menelaus
Blade (in his own mind)= Paris
Kittie (in her own mind)= Helen

CheapyD= Zeus
WhipSmartBanky=Epeius
JSweeney= Odysseus
Angellic Lulu= Cassandra.
Jaykrue = Achilles

I'm rather sure there are more comparissons that could be made as well.
 
[quote name='Brodiemegacorp']Well, first, I don't play online games. So you can kick as much ass at them as you want to. Somebody needs to beat down all those annoying 12 year olds. ^_^

Second, I always enjoy the posts of TSD, it has nothing to do with getting "pissy" at you or not.

Third, that retard pic will be funny until the day that Message Boards no longer exist.[/QUOTE]

brod, she-man was talking to me
 
[quote name='kittie']You're some geek that gets pissy that I'm better than him at little online games.

I'm amazed anyone still finds the retard pic funny, since it's been posted 123424 times.[/QUOTE]

first, i won't take offense to anything you say because i'm rubber and you're cum-drenched

second, i never got pissy that you're better than me at little online games...because if i were to get technical, you're not better than me at little online games...you're better than me at only a few little online games...and if pissy = questioned you on some of your ridiculous high-scores, than yes...i'm pissy...why must you bring up the past? resulting in my re-explanations...
 
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