J.R. - THIS IS MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND TONIGHT, IT WILL BE JOHN CENA CALLING OUT THE GREAT ONE!
Crowd - YOU TAPPED OUT!
HHH - This is the most tired and beat up I’ve been in my life. Last night, 71,000 fans in the Georgia Dome. I stood in the ring at WM against the Undertaker. And the undefeated streak. And I gotta tell ya right now - I have never been a nervous guy or emotional, or a guy that gets rattled - but I STOOD IN THAT RING WITH 71,000 FANS WATCHING AND WHEN THAT GONG HIT AND HE WALKED DOWN THAT RAMP, I almost hyperventilated. I’ve never been that nervous in my life. And I’ve wrestled him before. I wrestled him at WrestleMania before, but never like this. Never… That streak is everything to him. And he’s willing to destroy himself to keep it intact. I hit him harder than any man in my life. I beat on him like no man I’ve ever beat on and he just kept getting up and coming. We uh, we both left absolutely everything we had in the ring last night. I hear a lot of people talking today about that match - you can call him a phenom, but no man alive’s ever walked through my stuff like that. I’m struggling with it today. I guess it’s just willpower, because you can call him anything, but what I saw getting carried out was a man. A man that is willing to destroy himself to keep the streak intact and people are talking today is that the fact that he’ll never be the same. HELL, I’LL NEVER BE THE SAME. But people are saying he’s done and won’t be back. If that’s the case, then I’m not buying it! But just in case, I wanted to come out here and say one thing - and uh… I just wanted to say that you, Dead Man. You gave me the fight of my life. Thank you. And here’s the thing - cuz I don’t believe you won’t be back. Not after what I felt last night. Not after that magic. You’ll be back. And when you’re back, I’ll be waiting.
J.R - I’ve known the Undertaker his entire career, and I’ve never seen him carted out.
J..R - I’ve heard that Michael Cole has challenged you to a match.
King - I came prepared with my gear.
J.R. - I was wondering why you had your…GRAPPLING ATTIRE on.
Cole - DESPITE OVERWHELMING ODDS, HISTORY WAS MADE AT WRESTLEMANIA. DESPITE BIASED REFEREE FROM STONE COLE, KING COLE EMERGED VICTORIOUS. I OVERCAME EVERY OBSTACLE TO DEFEAT YOU JERRY LAWLER! When WM was over, they weren’t talking about the Rock or the streak - THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT ME - MICHAEL COLE. THE WW UNIVERSE WAS TELLING ME HOW I STOLE THE SHOW. HOW I AM NOW 1 AND 0 - UNDEFEATED AT WRESTLEMANIA! With HBK in the HoF, THE WW UNIVERSE WILL NOW AND FOREVER REFER TO ME AS MR. WRESTLEMANIA!
King - Cole, MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE!? Will you please shut your pie-hole! First of all - you didn’t beat anyone. A STUPID COMPUTER BEAT ME IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! I made you tap out and you were crying like a little girl! So Cole, in your record book, you may go down as the winner, but you will forever be known as a worthless jackass!
Cole - WAY TO BE A MATURE ADULT! Listen, get over it - I BEAT YOU. EVEN WITH STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN, YOU COULD NOT BEAT ME. AUSTIN MANHANDLED ME AND THEN YOU TOOK ADVANTAGE OF THAT. ADMIT TO THE WORLD THAT I’M A BETTER ATHLETE AND A BETTER MAN. TO PROVE THAT I’M THE BETTER MAN, I have a proposition for you. How about you have a rematch tonight! PROVE TO THE WORLD THAT YOU’RE STILL THE KING!
King - A rematch tonight!? YOU’RE ON!
J.R. - I think business may pick up.
Cole - I forgot one thing - it’s not a WM rematch. Why would I do that? I ALREADY BEAT YOU. I’m talking about a rematch of your match last week on Raw against this man! (Swagger comes out)
J.R. - The former All-American at the University of Oklahoma, Jack Swagger.
Cole - THERE YA GO, SWAG!
J.R. - Swagger, a former World’s champion.
J.R. - Cole’s like a weasel.
J.R. - Swagger bomb misses.
J.R. - BREAK THE DAMN HOLD!
J.R. - COME HERE, YOU DUMBASS!
Cole - I SOLD OUT THE GEORGIA DOME!
Josh - Nothing can cure Rhodes’s psychological issues.
Booker - He needs to be on someone’s sofa getting therapy.
Booker - REY IS ON FIRE - HE GONNA BEAT HIM HERE!
Booker - What is that mask made out of?
Josh - Not sure, but I do know he has to wear it due to his facial surgery.
Booker - THERE’S NO DOUBT THE MASK IS A WEAPON!
Booker - ORTON’S LOOKING TO DROP SOMETHING ON SOMEBODY’S BEHIND RIGHT NOW!
Cole - NEXT YEAR, I’M GONNA GO STREAK VERSUS STREAK. 1 AND 0 VERSUS 19 AND 0!
Crowd - AUSTIN AUSTIN AUSTIN!
Austin - AW HELL YEAH! WE GOT TOUGH ENOUGH MAKING ITS PREMIERE FOLLOWING RAW, SO IF YOU’RE READY FOR TOUGH ENOUGH, GIMME A HELL YEAH. THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT! I wanna bring these kids out here and let’s see what they got.
Booker - TOUGH ENOUGH IS THE HARDEST WAY YOU CAN BREAK INTO THIS BUSINESS! How much time we got left? A HOUR!? Keep ya eyes on Miss USA - she gonna do something BIG. We shall see. Don’t know about the kid with the afro though. Makes him about six-eight.
Austin - How’s everyone doing here tonight? I got 14 men and women here. We gonna put ‘em through the paces STONE COLD STYLE. Gonna break out my staff of trainers. Bill DeMott, Booker T, and Trish Stratus. WE GONNA OPEN A CAN OF WHOOPASS ON ‘EM!
Ryan - I’M 23 FROM LOUISVILLE AND I WANNA BE A WRESTLER.
Crawford - I’m Christina Crawford - a future WWE Diva.
Luke - Luke Robinson - Future Legend.
Fakim - You can be hot, sexy, and tough!
Booker - I’d sop her up with a biscuit!
Watts - MY NAME IS ERIK WATTS AND I’M FROM SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA.
Austin - Fine-looking bunch of human beings…
Cole - STUN ‘EM ALL!
Miz - When I was on Tough Enough in ‘04, all I heard were voices telling me to go back to the Real World. BUT AFTER LAST NIGHT, NO ONE WILL TELL ME WHERE TO GO AGAIN! You wanna talk about being tough enough, LOOKA T THIS!
Josh - He got a concussion from that.
Booker - Gotta respect him for that. (fans cheer)
Miz - I NOT ONLY CONTINUED, BUT I WENT ON TO RETAIN THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP! Now the 14 of you will never achieve my success - I JUST HEADLINED WM AND BEAT JOHN CENA. I AM THE MOST MUST-SEE WWE CHAMPION IN HISTORY. I AM THE NEW FACE OF THE WWE! MOVE, BUCKWHEAT! THIS IS AS CLOSE AS YOU’RE GONNA GET TO A WWE CHAMPIONSHIP! What is it Steve? You wanna hold my WWE Championship, too? Are you thinking what I’m thinking? Do you think you have one more run?! I BET YOU THINK YOU’RE TOUGH ENOUGH!
Crowd - ONE MORE MATCH!
Miz - Whadya say we clear the ring and find out if you can have ONE MORE MATCH!?
Austin - CLEAR THE RING!
Booker - WE GONNA HAVE A TOUGH ENOUGH TOAST. He gonna throw me a beer? Then again, maybe after last night, maybe he better not…
Booker - STONE COLD JUST BAPTIZED MICHAEL COLE WITH A BREWSKI!
Cole - NO EXPENSIVE CAR FOR ALBERTO - EDGE DESTROYED HIS ROLL’S ROYCE LAST NIGHT!
Cole - AUSTIN BABTIZED ME TONIGHT! I think he wants me to be on Tough Enough as a trainer!
Josh - Great - maybe you can be facebook friends.
Booker - Evan Bourne betta get on his bicycle!
Booker - ALBERTO. TAHTHA. Know what I’m saying!?
Cole - I’m just trying to figure out what you’re saying.
Booker - Alberto’s pissed off after losing last night.
Miz - I’M THE MIZ, AND I’M AWESOME. At golf.
Coel - VICKIE’S GOT TIGHTS LIKE ME!
Vickie - SNOOKI BEAT LAYCOOL - IT’S ALL THEIR FAULT. DOLPH HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THEIR LOSS BECAUSE HE’S FULL OF PERFECTION!
Dolph - You finally got your BIG WM MOMENT. Or should I be congratulating Snooki? Who knows? Let’s see what you can do without the most talented member of your team? Let’s see if you can do what you do best - NOT GET THE JOB DONE!
Josh - Why are you commentating in a singlet?
Cole - BECAUSE I’M AN ENTERTAINER NOW. I’ll always commentate in my gear now!
Booker - Vickie’s gotten in shape and now she thinks she’s a diva. What’s going on her?
Josh - I…
Coel - Sheamus explained his new gear - it shows that’s the CHAMPION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!
Josh - You had a conversation that didn’t involve you?
Cole - We talked about me a lot.
Cole - They’re calling me the ONE MAN CRIME SPREE.
Booker - Sheamus outweighs him by about 25-30 pounds.
Crowd - DANIEL BRYAN! DANIEL BRYAN!
(after a tilt a whirl backbreaker)Cole - IRISH CURSE BACKBREAKER!
Josh - SIN CARA IS A TRENDING TOPIC NOW.
Booker - AND HE JUST PISSED SHEAMUS OFF IN THE WORST WAY!
Cena - I know…there’s a lot of people who are upset about a CERTAIN SOMEONE’S actions last night. I’d be a bit naïve if I didn’t think something was coming, because that person put on their twitter that he was coming to kick my candy ass. So I knew he wasn’t coming for Zack Ryder.
Guy - ZACK RYDER!
Cena - If he hadn’t done what he did, the final moment of WM 27 would’ve been…a draw. And that would’ve sucked donkeys. Things didn’t go my ways, BUT I WON’T COMPLAIN. I’ll congratulate the Miz. You managed to walk in as WWE Champion and walk out still as WWE Champion! THERE’S SOMETHING TO BE SAID FOR THAT! YOU ARE STILL THE MOST ANNOYING PERSON ON EARTH, but I think these people would agree that you’ve earned all of our respect. WHICH OF COURSE BRINGS ME BACK TO THAT CERTAIN SOMEONE! After hearing him talk so long, it’s obvious I haven’t earned his respect AND HE DOESN’T LIKE ME MUCH! THAT CERTAIN SOMEONE IS HERE TONIGHT, AND HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE HOST OF WM, BUT became involved in BUSINESS. MY BUSINESS. Which means that certain someone and I have business of our own to settle RIGHT NOW!
Crowd - FRUITY PEBBLES! FRUITY PEBBLES!
Rock - John Cena. Lemme be direct with you. WHAT DID YA THINK WAS GONNA HAPPEN!/ YOU KNEW PAYBACK WAS COMING - YOU POKE A SHARK IN THE EYE AND YOU GET SWALLOWED WHOLE. Has the Rock talked trash? YOU BET YOUR CANDY ASS HE DID - IT’S WHAT HE DOES BETTER THAN ANYONE AND IT’S WHAT THE PEOPLE LOVE. You’re wrong about respect. Ya see, the Rock respects you! (fans boo) Knows what you’ve done - just cuz the Rock’s been away doesn’t mean the he doesn’t know about you. He knows that you live and breathe the WWE. The Rock knows that. And he knows that because of that drive, you’ve become one of the greatest WWE Champions of all-time! BUT IT DOESN’T CHANGE THE FACT, FLAT-OUT THAT THE ROCK JUST DOESN’T LIKE YOU! LOOK AT US - WE ARE OPPOSITE. WE LOOK DIFFERENT, TALK DIFFERENT, FIGHT DIFFERENT BUT THE TRUTH IS WE’RE VERY SIMILAR. ONE THING, AND THAT IS A FACT, THAT WHATEVER IT IS THAT THE ROCK OR CENA DOES, THEY WANNA DO IT AS THE ABSOLUTE BEST. PERIOD! WE’RE SIMILAR, BUT THE ROCK SHOPS AT DEPARTMENT STORES, AND YOU SHOP AT BABY GAP!
Cena - Fashion advice from the tooth fairy. YOU ARE THE PEOPLE’S CHAMP - LISTEN TO THE PEOPLE! HEAR IT, SEE IT! THERE ARE PEOPLE STANDING IN THE CEILING BECAUSE THEY WANT A MATCH! AND NOT JUST A MATCH. THESE PEOPLE KNOW WHAT MATCH. A MATCH WHERE GENERATIONS COLLIDE. ONLY IN THE WWE WOULD YOU BE ABLE TO SEE ALI VERSUS TYSON. THE MATCH THAT THEY WANT IS JOHN CENA VERSUS THE ROCK! It’s obvious this is what we should do. So do you wanna talk about it or bring it!?
Rock - John Cena, you have no idea what just asked for! THE ROCK WILL BRING IT. YOU BET YOUR CANDY ASS THE ROCK WILL BRING IT. THE ROCK SAYS WE MAKE HISTORY AND DO SOMETHING THAT’S NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE AND WE MAKE THE BIGGEST MATCH OF ALL-TIME AT WRESTLEMANIA 28! CENA VERSUS THE ROCK! But it’s not just any matchup. No. It’s gonna be the Rock, NEVER ALONE ALONE, TEAM BRING IT ALL DAY, ALL NIGHT, WITH THE MILLIONS OF THE ROCK’S FANS. WRESTLEMANIA 28, JOHN CENA-THE PEOPLE’S CHAMPION. THE PEOPLE’S WRESTLEMANIA. IF YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING!
Cole - NEVER BEFORE HAS A MAIN EVENT OF WRESTLEMANIA BEEN SET ONE YEAR OUT. IT’S THE MATCH THE WORLD WANTED. THE WWE UNIVERSE DEMANDED!