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[quote name='crystalklear64']this dude has a great version of cliffs of dover. video has some annoying dude yelling shit but its still nice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXPfljraadw
Actual song starts at about 50 sec, intro is an intro he came up with.[/QUOTE]Good shit.

[quote name='CaseyRyback']so when is trakan going to come shit on this video?[/QUOTE]"This dude ain't even down with the sicknessssssss." - Some nu-metal bro we all know
 
I feel me and Roger Ebert are a bit closer after reading his latest tweet:
"Cleavage. It speaks to us from the time before memory of love, comfort, warmth, softness and food. Cleavage. Oh yes. Cleavage."
 
[quote name='JohnnyFoxDarko']I feel me and Roger Ebert are a bit closer after reading his latest tweet:
"Cleavage. It speaks to us from the time before memory of love, comfort, warmth, softness and food. Cleavage. Oh yes. Cleavage."[/QUOTE]

Haha, I thought the same. "Maybe he's not such a prick..."
 
JFD mang - I got the package of Tikis and the glorious picture of a burrito eating a taco :lol:. Sweeeeeeeeet! You are awesome. And thank you for not sending me dilldews or cowboy novels. [quote name='darthbudge']Has anybody in here had Absinthe before?[/QUOTE]


:wave:
 
*grabs VertigoMotel by the hand, goes down to one knee and looks her in the eye*

Tu as de très beaux yeux.
 
[quote name='Maklershed']JFD mang - I got the package of Tikis and the glorious picture of a burrito eating a taco :lol:. Sweeeeeeeeet! You are awesome. And thank you for not sending me dilldews or cowboy novels. [/QUOTE]

No problem, Mak. Let me know what you think of them.
 
Hey! Check this poem/song out!

Internet relationships are not real
Your heart people steal but identities conceal
So here's a tale of warning for girls and boys
Laptop computers can be dangerous toys

[DARYL47:] In the chat room, I inspect. Who's here tonight? ASL check
[CarolBabe69:] I'm 20/f from the UK. Send me an IM and I'll make your day
[DARYL47:] I'm 22 and my name is Daryl
[CarolBabe69:] Nice to meet you Daryl my name is Carol
[DARYL47:] What do you like Carol?
[CarolBabe69:] I like to go to shows. I collect comic books and vintage clothes
What do you like?
[DARYL47:] I like to skate. I play rock guitar, but I'm not that great
I like to go on dates and I like to stay up late
I live in San Francisco and hang on the Haight
[CarolBabe69:] Do you like the Golden Gate?
[DARYL47:] I did when I was eight
[CarolBabe69:] Maybe I can come and visit?
[DARYL47:] Maybe you should wait
See I'm really forty-seven, I have kids and a wife
I weight 300 pounds and I really hate my life
[CarolBabe69:] Are you serious?
[DARYL47:] Yes
[CarolBabe69:] Well, I've got a secret too. I'm not 20 years old, I'm really 32
I only have one leg and I like to sniff glue
[DARYL47:] You lied to me Carol
[CarolBabe69:] Well, you lied to me too

[CHORUS]
It's not normal to have an Internet girlfriend.
Online relationships are really just pretend
Unplug your heart, upgrade your system.
Get, get off the Internet

Bob went on MySpace for hours a day.
Talking to girls from Moscow to LA
But people can surprise you from behind a screen
Listen to this verse and you'll see what I mean

[SueChick1990:] Hi, I'm Susie, I like your profile
I checked out your pics and I like your smile
[BOBSTER MAN:] Sounds good Susie, I'll be your friend
We can message each other again and again
[SueChick1990:] Comment on my pics and post on my page
Join my groups and guess my age!
[BOBSTER MAN:] You must be 18, how could you not?
You can't be in high school you're just too hot
[SueChick1990:] Let me send you pics for your personal collection
I hope they inspire you and give you a smile
Susie sent Bob pics that were borderline obscene
The cops showed up at his door - she was only 16

[REPEAT CHORUS]

If you don't believe us here's a final story
About a boy named Marcus and his online girlfriend Lori
Behind the monitor, truth is hidden from your eyes
Marcus didn't know but he was in for a surprise

[MARCUSP:] We've been dating for a while but let's cut to the chase
I don't know what you look like, and I want to see your face
[Laurie69:] But what does it matter? You know who I am inside
[MARCUSP:] What if you're not a woman and this whole time you lied?
[Laurie69:] You got me there, I'm not really a female
I'm a guy who pretends to be a girl through email
[MARCUS:] So this is why it's bad to meet women online
Living life behind the screen is a total waste of time!
 
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[quote name='AngellicLulu']The only thing I would add is Are you 10 or younger?... Yes -> Eat it.[/QUOTE]

Are you over 60? Yes---> eat it. Then call 911.
 
[quote name='manthing']5 second rule[/QUOTE]
That would be what follows it.


Did you follow the 10 second rule?

No

Did you follow the 5 second rule?

[quote name='AngellicLulu']true. we need an amendment[/QUOTE]


Yes
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']I'm afraid of the natural disasters that would cause.[/QUOTE]
I think that everyone would agree with me when i say that the world can take it.
 
[quote name='A Happy Panda']Watched a bunch of Reach beta videos.

The new AR looks overpowered as fuck like the Halo 3 one... :([/QUOTE]
The DMR right? I've only seen one video but I agree.
 
[quote name='Ugamer_X']The DMR right? I've only seen one video but I agree.[/QUOTE]

Nope. I mean the Assault Rifle.

I haven't seen enough of the DMR yet, but from my initial impressions of the DMR and Pistol reticules, its still annoying to me that they added an expanding reticule.
 
[quote name='A Happy Panda']Nope. I mean the Assault Rifle.

I haven't seen enough of the DMR yet, but from my initial impressions of the DMR and Pistol reticules, its still annoying to me that they added an expanding reticule.[/QUOTE]
Oops, I haven't seen enough of the AR to comment.

The DMR's range looks absolutely ridiculous.
 
[quote name='Ugamer_X']Oops, I haven't seen enough of the AR to comment.

The DMR's range looks absolutely ridiculous.[/QUOTE]

A good video is from Luke Smith on bungie.net

http://www.bungie.net/News/Blog.aspx?mode=news#cid25834

If you've never heard Luke Smith talk, he's sarcastic and egotistical, but that's his gimmick, except everything he says is exactly how I play (vehicles are for noobs, the use of only headshot weapons, etc.)

The Needle Rifle looks a bit overpowered, since its both a headshot weapon and if you get enough needles just in the body, the guy explodes. The pistol still doesn't dole out ridiculous damage like the H1 pistol but it looks like you can take someone down with 5 shots.

http://www.giantbomb.com/ask-me-anything-halo-reach/17-2381/

The giantbomb video does a pretty good job of showing off everything that is in the beta and is pretty comprehensive, though the video does get a bit frustrating to watch at parts (guy keeps bringing the flag to the opponent's flag point)

Completely skip the videos on 1UP. IDK who the fuck they got to go to the press event and play it.
 
I think 1up sent Jeremy Parrish to the Halo Reach event. I'm not sure why since I don't recall ever hearing him mention having much of an interest in the series.
 
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