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Transporter 2 is the only movie I ever walked out on. When he used that hook to remove the bomb from the bottom of the car I had had more than enough.
 
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[quote name='tiredfornow']I'm coo' with that, munchausen. :][/QUOTE]

Good. I didn't know how much to send you. I figured $150 would be enough.
 
[quote name='Mojimbo']"Needs more
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"Needs more http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WN25hFa1rms"- LinkinPrime
 
I go this e-mail from my mom:

Today on my way to lunch I passed a homeless guy with a sign the read
> "Vote
> Obama, I need the money." I laughed.
>
> Once in the restaurant my server had on a "Obama 08" tie, again I
> laughed--just imagine the coincidence.
>
> When the bill came I decided not to tip the server and explained to him
> that
> I was exploring the Obama redistribution of wealth concept. He stood there
> in disbelief while I told him that I was going to redistribute his tip to
> someone who I deemed more in need--the homeless guy outside. The server
> angrily stormed from my sight.
>
> I went outside, gave the homeless guy $10 and told him to thank the server
> inside as I decided he could use the money more. The homeless guy was
> grateful.
>
> At the end of my rather unscientific redistribution experiment I realized
> the homeless guy was grateful for the money he did not earn, but the
> waiter
> was pretty angry that I gave away the money he did earn even though the
> actual recipient deserved money more.
>
> I guess redistribution of wealth is an easier thing to swallow in concept
> than in practical application.
>
> OR IS IT.........REDISTRIBUTION OF SOMEONE ELSE'S WEALTH IS A GREAT
> IDEA..............or just a fool's political game !!

So I responded with this:

OH MY GOD BARACK OSAMA IS GOING TO TAKE ALL OF MY MONEY AWAY! PLUS HE'S A TERRORIST! I ALSO HEARD HE HAD HOMOSEXUAL RELATIONS WITH CONDALEEZA RICE! HE'S BLACK TOO, YOU KNOW!
 
Munchies...PS3 is boxed up ready to go...ran out of ink at home so I'll brought it here to work...just gotta print the receipt, put it and send it out...

EDIT: fucking auto updates....just got to work got everything loaded up and ready to go, and I'm being forced to restart or else my PC will restart automatically in 28min :wall:

BRB...
 
[quote name='munch']I go this e-mail from my mom:

Today on my way to lunch I passed a homeless guy with a sign the read
> "Vote
> Obama, I need the money." I laughed.
>
> Once in the restaurant my server had on a "Obama 08" tie, again I
> laughed--just imagine the coincidence.
>
> When the bill came I decided not to tip the server and explained to him
> that
> I was exploring the Obama redistribution of wealth concept. He stood there
> in disbelief while I told him that I was going to redistribute his tip to
> someone who I deemed more in need--the homeless guy outside. The server
> angrily stormed from my sight.
>
> I went outside, gave the homeless guy $10 and told him to thank the server
> inside as I decided he could use the money more. The homeless guy was
> grateful.
>
> At the end of my rather unscientific redistribution experiment I realized
> the homeless guy was grateful for the money he did not earn, but the
> waiter
> was pretty angry that I gave away the money he did earn even though the
> actual recipient deserved money more.
>
> I guess redistribution of wealth is an easier thing to swallow in concept
> than in practical application.
>
> OR IS IT.........REDISTRIBUTION OF SOMEONE ELSE'S WEALTH IS A GREAT
> IDEA..............or just a fool's political game !!

So I responded with this:

OH MY GOD BARACK OSAMA IS GOING TO TAKE ALL OF MY MONEY AWAY! PLUS HE'S A TERRORIST! I ALSO HEARD HE HAD HOMOSEXUAL RELATIONS WITH CONDALEEZA RICE! HE'S BLACK TOO, YOU KNOW!
[/QUOTE]

:lol:

[quote name='munch']Why don't you mess around with some stuff and find a neat-o way to get games for a lot less, woohoo?[/QUOTE]

Too much work, isn't it?
 
[quote name='lordwow']Luckily most waiters are smart enough not to report all their tips for tax purposes.[/quote]


Reported to the IRS...
 
so I watched 4 movies yesterday in this order:

High school musical 3
Nick and Norah
The Strangers
Saw IV

Strangers was awesome all the way till the ending
Nick and Norah was aight, a cute little movie.
Watched Saw IV to be a little ready for saw V
High School Musical was everything I thought it was gonna be and gayer.
 
I can't imagine the pain that is watching Saw and HStM on the same day .. or ever for that matter.

[quote name='munch']I go this e-mail from my mom:

Today on my way to lunch I passed a homeless guy with a sign the read
> "Vote
> Obama, I need the money." I laughed.
>
> Once in the restaurant my server had on a "Obama 08" tie, again I
> laughed--just imagine the coincidence.
>
> When the bill came I decided not to tip the server and explained to him
> that
> I was exploring the Obama redistribution of wealth concept. He stood there
> in disbelief while I told him that I was going to redistribute his tip to
> someone who I deemed more in need--the homeless guy outside. The server
> angrily stormed from my sight.
>
> I went outside, gave the homeless guy $10 and told him to thank the server
> inside as I decided he could use the money more. The homeless guy was
> grateful.
>
> At the end of my rather unscientific redistribution experiment I realized
> the homeless guy was grateful for the money he did not earn, but the
> waiter
> was pretty angry that I gave away the money he did earn even though the
> actual recipient deserved money more.
>
> I guess redistribution of wealth is an easier thing to swallow in concept
> than in practical application.
>
> OR IS IT.........REDISTRIBUTION OF SOMEONE ELSE'S WEALTH IS A GREAT
> IDEA..............or just a fool's political game !!
[/quote]


Why didn't the guy continue and explore McCain's idea? He could've done the same thing, except take even more money from the waiter and instead of give it to the homeless guy, give it to the manager.
 
Atleast he has an excuse for watching terrible movies, LP. ;)[quote name='mr ryles']you gotta do what you gotta do to keep your opposite sex friends happy, woohoo.[/quote]
I kid.
 
[quote name='mr ryles']you gotta do what you gotta do to keep your opposite sex friends happy, woohoo.[/QUOTE]

True, but I'm sorry for you that those friends have such shitty taste. :)

[quote name='tiredfornow']I was gonna watch it and hope Vanessa Hudgens shows her box again?

Ryles is special, mang.
[/QUOTE]

:lol: I could see that as the only reason, too.
 
[quote name='Maklershed']LittleBigPlanet comes out today? I thought it was pushed back to 11/14?[/quote]

My GS got them on Saturday 10/25
 
[quote name='senorwoohoo']True, but I'm sorry for you that those friends have such shitty taste. :)



[/QUOTE]

Told her the same thing bout Beverly Hills Chihuahua. I actually bet her $10 she wouldn't find no one to go to that movie with her.

So in the end I PAID someone $10 to go watch that
 
Dang, fucking around on a forklift is not the bee's knees. I almost got fired for ruining 800 bucks worth of tile at my old job. I took it off the trailer w/ the forklift (think it was my first time), and hit a bump with the forks still too high in the air and the whole thing tumbled forward and I ended up face first on the front of the lift. :lol:
 
[quote name='mr ryles']you gotta do what you gotta do to keep your opposite sex friends happy, woohoo.[/QUOTE]

I can't wait until I have to go :roll:
 
[quote name='lordwow']Not as much as those foreign films where you gotta read too![/QUOTE]

Yeah, those are the worst. If I wanted to read I'd get a comic book or something.
 
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