The "RAW sucks" and "Angelina Love is an illegal immigrant" wrestling thread.
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cdubb1605
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[quote name='Demolition Man']His announcement will probably be "I'm back" and "I demand for Orton's blood." I swear the WWE has done this same thing before the last how many times Batista has returned?[/QUOTE]
I dont think so, since they announced it instead of the OMG moment of his return.
I dont think so, since they announced it instead of the OMG moment of his return.
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[quote name='cdubb1605']I dont think so, since they announced it instead of the OMG moment of his return.[/QUOTE]
Keep in mind that RAW is going up against the double game season premiere of Monday Night Football. Especially since the opening hour of RAW is going against the last hour of the Pats/Bills game.
Keep in mind that RAW is going up against the double game season premiere of Monday Night Football. Especially since the opening hour of RAW is going against the last hour of the Pats/Bills game.
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[quote name='Demolition Man']Keep in mind that RAW is going up against the double game season premiere of Monday Night Football. Especially since the opening hour of RAW is going against the last hour of the Pats/Bills game.[/QUOTE]
I really don't think he is healed yet. They were saying 6 - 8 months, people were worried about him being back for a storyline for WM. But who knows.
I really don't think he is healed yet. They were saying 6 - 8 months, people were worried about him being back for a storyline for WM. But who knows.
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[quote name='cdeener']Well, GuilewasNK we have some digging to do cause I just read that Traci Brooks did a Playboy photo shoot but the pics won't be in the magazine but apart of their Cyber Club on September 17.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I read somewhere (LordsOfPain, I think) that the reason why she isn't going to be in the magazine is because they are doing some kind of Farrah Fawcett tribute.
Yeah, I read somewhere (LordsOfPain, I think) that the reason why she isn't going to be in the magazine is because they are doing some kind of Farrah Fawcett tribute.
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We don't have a lot of details on this yet, but apparently there was a fight backstage at the SmackDown/ECW live event in Arecibo, Puerto Rico on Saturday night between The Great Khali and Big Show.
The main event that night saw Matt Hardy, The Undertaker and Khali defeat Big Show, Chris Jericho and CM Punk. At the end, Show and Khali brawled outside of the ring together. When they got backstage, there was apparently an argument. One story said Khali messed something up at the finish and Show called him out on it and they started grappling around.
One source said, "Show slipped on someone's bag and it was over."
Another report said that after they ended up on the ground, Khali mounted Show and was hitting him with slaps before The Undertaker pulled them apart. Show and Khali were kept away from each other in the ring for the rest of the tour.
We don't have a lot of details on this yet, but apparently there was a fight backstage at the SmackDown/ECW live event in Arecibo, Puerto Rico on Saturday night between The Great Khali and Big Show.
The main event that night saw Matt Hardy, The Undertaker and Khali defeat Big Show, Chris Jericho and CM Punk. At the end, Show and Khali brawled outside of the ring together. When they got backstage, there was apparently an argument. One story said Khali messed something up at the finish and Show called him out on it and they started grappling around.
One source said, "Show slipped on someone's bag and it was over."
Another report said that after they ended up on the ground, Khali mounted Show and was hitting him with slaps before The Undertaker pulled them apart. Show and Khali were kept away from each other in the ring for the rest of the tour.
I was messing around on Wikipedia and read the info on her page. It is funny cause some co-workers were saying the other day they wonder how she would look with no clothes on.
I will have to skim through RAW when I get home. I heard Trish is suppose to be guest host next week so that might be interesting to see how the skits will go.
I will have to skim through RAW when I get home. I heard Trish is suppose to be guest host next week so that might be interesting to see how the skits will go.
[quote name='Scorch']Yeah, that's Batista. The question remains.. who is Batistia?
Regarding the "announcement".. it's either his return date, or, hopefully, he'll announce he's retiring.
My favorite Batista moment:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkBxak_zFtg
I've always wondered if this was planned or it just kinda happened. Lawler's reaction makes me think it was legit.[/QUOTE]
Wasn't this during the "Vince was crushed by the set, and the show is out of control" period? I remember other supposed "unintentional" moments like the lights falling over and interviewers blowing their cues, etc. Another angle that was never really resolved.
Regarding the "announcement".. it's either his return date, or, hopefully, he'll announce he's retiring.
My favorite Batista moment:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkBxak_zFtg
I've always wondered if this was planned or it just kinda happened. Lawler's reaction makes me think it was legit.[/QUOTE]
Wasn't this during the "Vince was crushed by the set, and the show is out of control" period? I remember other supposed "unintentional" moments like the lights falling over and interviewers blowing their cues, etc. Another angle that was never really resolved.
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dunno if this has been posted or not, but i'll just leave this here
http://twitter.com/secondpower
He seems to be a pretty big gamer.
http://twitter.com/secondpower
He seems to be a pretty big gamer.
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[quote name='strongpimphand']....nevermind, there's midget on my TV again....[/QUOTE]
Back reading some of this thread, but this had me laughing hard. I agree about the Hornswoggle comments. Didn't really care for any of yesterday's matches, but the fact that Bob Barker was on made it an entirely enjoyable episode for some reason. He really picked up the show. At this point, they should just throw out an episode of nothing but Santino and they'd see the ratings soar.
Looking forward to seeing Trish Stratus again, but hopefully they will stop with the guest host thing. It's really annoying.
Never mind:
http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/08/28/wwe-unveils-unlikely-list-of-guest-hosts-for-raw/
Anyone have a list of all the hosts so I can see which ones I skipped?
Back reading some of this thread, but this had me laughing hard. I agree about the Hornswoggle comments. Didn't really care for any of yesterday's matches, but the fact that Bob Barker was on made it an entirely enjoyable episode for some reason. He really picked up the show. At this point, they should just throw out an episode of nothing but Santino and they'd see the ratings soar.
Looking forward to seeing Trish Stratus again, but hopefully they will stop with the guest host thing. It's really annoying.
Never mind:
http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/08/28/wwe-unveils-unlikely-list-of-guest-hosts-for-raw/
Anyone have a list of all the hosts so I can see which ones I skipped?
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Names confirmed for upcoming shows include Bob Barker, Rev. Al Sharpton, Nancy O'Dell and LeBron James. Future names still negotiating include Ashlee Simpson, the Osbourne family, Danny DeVito, Regis Philbin, Kelly Ripa, Jimmy Fallon, Rachael Ray, MC Hammer, Woody Harrelson, Serena Williams and Ashton Kutcher.
The rest of them....forget 'em!
But Rachael Ray and Serena...I'm skipping my monday night class for those two!!!!!
The rest of them....forget 'em!
But Rachael Ray and Serena...I'm skipping my monday night class for those two!!!!!
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I could def. see Fallon doing it, he was putting over WWE a lot of times even when nobody was on the show.
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I like everything about Savannah...except her face
That face is shiny as
and her smile scares me
That face is shiny as
and her smile scares me
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The DX shit is so lame. It's like 50-60 year old rock stars trying to act like they're still 21.
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But people do watch "Bret Michaels" on the tv set these days, so...
[quote name='Scorch']he backed out[/QUOTE]
Which sucks, since an episode of Raw where everyone was kayfabing the Freddy Krueger gimmick would be awesome and surreal and awesomely surreal. C'mon, wish Carlito well in his future endeavors by eviscerating him.
Which sucks, since an episode of Raw where everyone was kayfabing the Freddy Krueger gimmick would be awesome and surreal and awesomely surreal. C'mon, wish Carlito well in his future endeavors by eviscerating him.
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so today I was listening to our local rock station and they do a deal where they play 3 songs from the 90s, you call in guess the year get it right you win.. so I'm listening, knew the year called in and won. I didn't even know what they were giving away and the DJ was like, "do you like wrestling" ? I said yeah I actually do, and I won some WWE prize pack with DVDs, figures, poster etc and a chance to be entered into a drawing to win the Breaking Point PPV on Friday from Cox. I'll go pick it up tomorrow morning.
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[quote name='mykevermin']But people do watch "Bret Michaels" on the tv set these days, so...[/QUOTE]
And he does wear a lame ass cowboy hat like HBK.
And he does wear a lame ass cowboy hat like HBK.
[quote name='pimpster4183']so today I was listening to our local rock station and they do a deal where they play 3 songs from the 90s, you call in guess the year get it right you win.. so I'm listening, knew the year called in and won. I didn't even know what they were giving away and the DJ was like, "do you like wrestling" ? I said yeah I actually do, and I won some WWE prize pack with DVDs, figures, poster etc and a chance to be entered into a drawing to win the Breaking Point PPV on Friday from Cox. I'll go pick it up tomorrow morning.[/QUOTE]
That is awesome that you won. Hope you don't own anything they give you.
That is awesome that you won. Hope you don't own anything they give you.
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http://www.jrsbarbq.com/blog/turning-point-show-stealeron-line-biz-growingmorrison-vs-ziggler-when
You know professional wrestling is too boring and homogenized when a company man like Jim Ross goofs up WWE and TNA PPV names.
:lol:
(Just in case it gets edited the title of the blog features the line "Turning Point show stealer?")
You know professional wrestling is too boring and homogenized when a company man like Jim Ross goofs up WWE and TNA PPV names.
:lol:
(Just in case it gets edited the title of the blog features the line "Turning Point show stealer?")
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/\ I don't think I've seen it posted here but some news sites are reporting JR wants to go to TNA when his contract runs out in Dec or Jan.. maybe it's a clue
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Maybe he'd help clean it up some more.
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[quote name='Brak']Maybe he'd help clean it up some more.[/QUOTE]
That's going to take a copious amount of Oxyclean and one hell of a Shamwow.
That's going to take a copious amount of Oxyclean and one hell of a Shamwow.
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MCMG are funny as hell tonight on Impact, and man I've never really noticed the ass Angelina Love has on her, damn.
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Holy crap was this ever a 180 from last week's show, which was largely great. This one opened with a cluster in a tag team gauntlet match, which was a TNA-style gauntlet with Rumble-ish time limits and not a regular gauntlet match - adding to the confusion of a massive tag match opening the show with no intro at all. Storm doing his goofy entrance WHILE HIS PARTNER IS GETTING BEATEN UP annoyed me. This thing reeked of TNA trying to be different for the sake of being different, and it didn't work. And it started the show back onto its "way too rushed" path. This all led to the Mafia and World Elite fighting because one of the WE guys won a match with...no real stakes at all, which pissed off the Mafia for some reason, leading to these factions that JUST STARTED TO TEAM UP THREE WEEKS AGO fighting. And then later a few words are said and things are all peachy again. ing hell.
The first knockouts tag ruled, with the faces coming up with a bunch of awesome double-team moves and Taz just being great with everything he said on commentary. He's better now than he was in WWE since about his '03 peak. Suicide's promo was all dark and mysterious...and explained nothing, which even Tenay of all people noted.
Dinero vs. Lethal was a good little match - Pope again came out looking like the biggest star in the company with his elaborate entrance, and the Guns were great burying Lethal on commentary, and Dinero and Lethal blended well together until the sick head drop on the apron. Thankfully they replayed it a bunch to get some mileage out of it and probably cover up some problems by using it as an easy way to clip the match without making it more jarring than it needs to be.
The other knockouts tag with TBP vs. Rayne and Roxxi was okay, but not as good as the first one and certainly not a final match for now for Love. The AJ-Sting promo was hilarious with Tenay talking about how AJ and Sting's relationship was just beginning. Sting needs to not wear that street attire all the time - he looks like just another guy with it on.
Stevie vs. Abyss was a match, the post match brawl was decent, and the video package for Nash-Foley made me interested in their match next week. This whole bit did nothing to make me want to see Nash face Abyss though, which is the PPV match that they should be putting over. The Guns preferring to play the Impact game as opposed to hearing EY do his low-rent Jericho promo while Hector said "ESE!" about four billion times amused me - I would've rather seen them play the game than watch that segment.
Deaner vs. Tara was amusing thanks to the Deaner's goofy attire and the Guns' commentary, which was great whenever they were on it, but why put Tara, who got a big video package before it, in this mockery of a match? Sure, it worked because Kong beat her up and made faces after it, building up their likely BFG match, but they could've done that at any time without associating Tara with this thing. And they looked cheap by having the tape (poorly) cover the Tapout gear. The Rhino-Lashley beating video was just stupid - Rhino didn't look any better after it, Lashley looked weak, and Tenay had to be told to shut up by Taz so he could hear, and then Tenay just went back to yelling and never brought this matter up again even though it involved a PPV main eventer being assaulted.
Luckily, the main event match was really good and provided a nice preview for Daniels-Joe and AJ-Morgan-Angle. These guys meshed well and aside from a Codebreaker being used as a transitional spot for aing headlock, I dug this match. It built up numerous matches and gave AJ a win over the world champion. And then for some reason, Homicide turning on Hernandez was the show-closing angle despite THE WORLD CHAMPION being involved in the previous match. This deal was pretty predictable, but was a good lead-in for Homicide vs. Hernandez, and it was probably a good idea to have newer guys close the show, but it just seems weird for TNA to do that in a non-title situation.
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Resist...urge...to...strangle...!
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ing hell.The first knockouts tag ruled, with the faces coming up with a bunch of awesome double-team moves and Taz just being great with everything he said on commentary. He's better now than he was in WWE since about his '03 peak. Suicide's promo was all dark and mysterious...and explained nothing, which even Tenay of all people noted.
Dinero vs. Lethal was a good little match - Pope again came out looking like the biggest star in the company with his elaborate entrance, and the Guns were great burying Lethal on commentary, and Dinero and Lethal blended well together until the sick head drop on the apron. Thankfully they replayed it a bunch to get some mileage out of it and probably cover up some problems by using it as an easy way to clip the match without making it more jarring than it needs to be.
The other knockouts tag with TBP vs. Rayne and Roxxi was okay, but not as good as the first one and certainly not a final match for now for Love. The AJ-Sting promo was hilarious with Tenay talking about how AJ and Sting's relationship was just beginning. Sting needs to not wear that street attire all the time - he looks like just another guy with it on.
Stevie vs. Abyss was a match, the post match brawl was decent, and the video package for Nash-Foley made me interested in their match next week. This whole bit did nothing to make me want to see Nash face Abyss though, which is the PPV match that they should be putting over. The Guns preferring to play the Impact game as opposed to hearing EY do his low-rent Jericho promo while Hector said "ESE!" about four billion times amused me - I would've rather seen them play the game than watch that segment.
Deaner vs. Tara was amusing thanks to the Deaner's goofy attire and the Guns' commentary, which was great whenever they were on it, but why put Tara, who got a big video package before it, in this mockery of a match? Sure, it worked because Kong beat her up and made faces after it, building up their likely BFG match, but they could've done that at any time without associating Tara with this thing. And they looked cheap by having the tape (poorly) cover the Tapout gear. The Rhino-Lashley beating video was just stupid - Rhino didn't look any better after it, Lashley looked weak, and Tenay had to be told to shut up by Taz so he could hear, and then Tenay just went back to yelling and never brought this matter up again even though it involved a PPV main eventer being assaulted.
Luckily, the main event match was really good and provided a nice preview for Daniels-Joe and AJ-Morgan-Angle. These guys meshed well and aside from a Codebreaker being used as a transitional spot for a
ing headlock, I dug this match. It built up numerous matches and gave AJ a win over the world champion. And then for some reason, Homicide turning on Hernandez was the show-closing angle despite THE WORLD CHAMPION being involved in the previous match. This deal was pretty predictable, but was a good lead-in for Homicide vs. Hernandez, and it was probably a good idea to have newer guys close the show, but it just seems weird for TNA to do that in a non-title situation.Screens -
OHNOES!
Resist...urge...to...strangle...!
ROXXI~!
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Tenay - Gotta give credit to TNA management - they decided to start this tag match - A GAUNTLET MATCH, with four of TNA’s top teams!
(as Storm comes out in a beer helmet with sticks in his hands…as his partner is getting killed)Taz - He looks kinda like you at the hotel last night.
Tenay - I know about the helmet, but I don’t remember the BEER MONEY THUNDER STICKS!
Taz - Dat’s not what I heard.
(as he makes a save)Booker - DIGGGG DATTTT!
Taz - Alissa Flash and Daffney, miss Zombie Hot herself, team up!
Taz - In an instant classic, Daniels and AJ will face Joe and Angle of the Mafia!
Angle - Matt Morgan, before our big showdown at No Surrender, I just wanna say a few words to you. Please come down so we can have one last conversation…(Morgan comes out) The last couple months have been bumpy - everything I say will always be in your best interests. Maybe you’re too immature now to understand it, but in due time, you will. In less than 2 weeks, we will be main eventing at NO Surrender - and you’re on the cusp of being in the Mafia. I’ve spoken to Nash, Booker, and Steiner, and we’re all in agreement…
Morgan - Lemme guess…there’s just ONE MORE THING I NEED TO DO!
Angle - Matt, ya read my mind!…(Sting comes out with AJ)
Tenay - Three weeks ago, the relationship between AJ and Sting became public.
Sting - AJ and I were in the back and we couldn’t believe what we were hearing - the idea that he’ll have your back at NS is a complete mind-blow to me. Why would you do that? If I’m Morgan, I’m gonna get all up in Angle’s face and I’m gonna say that I’M MATT MORGAN, THE BLUEPRINT, TNE DNA OF TNA! I know you’ve got another tagline…
Morgan - Most athletically jacked, physically stacked, giant walking today…
Sting - Good, I might follow it up with AT NO SURRENDER, YOU’RE MINE. NO FUN, NO GAMES, JUST YOU AND ME COVERING YOU FOR THE 1-2-3! Why wouldn’t you say that to Kurt? Don’t tell me that you think you need Kurt and the Mafia to achieve what you wanna achieve in this business. Is that true? Take a look at the Mafia. Now look at yourself there, Matt… They need you, you don’t need them!
Angle - SHUT UP, STING! You gonna mentor Matt the same way you mentored AJ, THE QUITTER! AJ, you think that Sting wanta to pass you the torch? HE WANTS TO BURN YOU WITH IT! Sting lost a step and wants to use you and go in the back door and win the TNA TITLE! HE’S A WRESTLER, AND ALL OLDER WRESTLERS WANT THEIR LAST SHOT AT GLORY IN THE SUN! THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME AND STING ARE THAT I’M HONEST - I ADMIT THAT I WANT TO KEEP THE TNA TITLE!
AJ - Maybe I’m slow, but what was that??
Angle - DID I STUTTER?! I SAID THAT I AM GOING TO KEEP THE TNA WORLD TITLE…(Matt leers)
Morgan - THANK YOU, KURT ANGLE FOR FINALLY ADMITTING IT IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD! Thank you for admitting that you’re using me to get what you want! YOU’RE USING ME TO KEEP YOUR PRECIOUS LITTLE CHAMPIONSHIP! WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU DO KEEP THE TITLE!? What use do you have for me?!
Angle - IT’S NOT LIKE THAT! I SWEAR!
Morgan - NO, IT IS LIKE THAT! You wanna use me?! USE ME TONIGHT! I’LL OFFER MY SERVICES TONIGHT! I WANNA BE IN YOUR CORNER! USE ME TO HELP YOU WIN! USE ME JUST LIKE YOU PLAN ON USING ME AT NO SURRENDER!
Lauren - Earl, LAST WEEK, THE INTERNET WAS BUZZING DUE TO YOUR CALL IN THE MAIN EVENT LAST WEEK! Why did you DQ Hernandez when it was CLEARLY ERIC YOUNG DRESSED AS HOMICIDE!?
Earl - WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO ASK ME THAT!? I’VE BEEN IN THE BUSINESS FOR 25 YEARS, AND NOTHING’S EVER CLEAR IN THAT RING! I’ve told the refs to TRUST NO BODY!
Foley - Stevie, we strutted out of the ECW Arena together. You, Stevie Richards are one heck of a wrestler.
Stevie - Don’t say that name - I’m Dr. Stevie!
Foley - Wrestlers WRESTLE, tonight, you’re gonna face Dr. Stevie!
Stevie - Read the shirt - IT SAYS PROFESSIONAL THERAPIST!
(after Taylor and Sarita smack their asses together)Taz - That should be our entrance when we enter the Impact Zone.
Tenay - I’m up for the high five, but I’m gonna pass on the double butt bump.
(as the camera show a giant object covered by a red carpet)Taz - You know that dat is!?
Tenay - What!? IT LOOKS LIKE A COVERED OBJECT!
Taz - Yeah, with a red tarp.
Taz - There’s Daffney - remember when I called her Zombie Hot? That got over huge! She’s got Gothic Goodies - like you’d have a good time with her in a dirty dungeon.
Taz - Taylor is a tough hombre.
Tenay - So you’re an equal-opportunity butcher of both English and Spanish?
Taz - You ever hear my commentary work?
Tenay - We’ll just call them Taz-isms from this point forward.
Taz - Daffney is hot and very pasty.
Taz - Know what that move is called? Daff-knees! D-a-f-f k-n-doube-e-s.
Tenay - You’re just a messenger.
Taz - Dat’s all I am, bro.
Taz - Sarita is SPICY HOT!
Taz - SSAAAALIITTTTAAA! It’s my Mexican gimmick.
Tenay - So now we’ve offended everyone both North and South of the border.
Lauren - It’s the match we’ve all been waiting for! Next week - Suicide versus The Pope!
Tenay - HERE COME THE GUNS!
Taz - Just wait…HEY, A NEW TISSUE HOLDER! That’s the second one - remembver, they gave me the first one last week.
Tenay - HEY, THEY’VE GOT THEIR OWN ANNOUNCE TABLE!
Taz - Dey got da good monitors.
Shelley - I don’t like him or his sparkly robe.
Sabin - It looks like he’s wearing a cup.
Taz - I never looked at that area of Jay Lethal.
Shelley - Does it smell in here?
Shelley - How many quarters did he put into the machine at the carnival to get the jewelry?
Shelley - Dinero - the resident winner of the Michael Jackson lookalike contest. Too soon?
Sabin - NOT SOON ENOUGH!
Taz - Dinero, Dee-nero…
Tenay - It’s not Robert Dinero…
Taz - Da Pope is pimpin! He’s sharp! He’s the divine one!
Tenay - Suicide explained why the Pope was after him, and I still don’t quite understand it.
Taz - Lethal lands on his yam bag. Ouch.
Tenay - DID YOU SEE HOW HE LANDED ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD AND NECK ON THAT CLOTHESLINE!?
Taz - He hit his head on the side of his head!
Taz - Lethal is stuck in a time warp, but I like him. He called me Muraco earlier - doesn’t he know I’m like 3 inches taller than him?
Tenay - At least you weren’t Mr. Fuji.
Tenay - DDE - D’Angelo Dinero Express!
(to the World Elite)Steiner - Any of you FOREIGNERS GOT ANYTHING TO SAY!?
Penzer - THEY ARE THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE!
Shelley - THAT’S YOUR OPINION!
Sabin - I’m glad we have these tissues - I usually need one after their entrance!
Shelley - If you call Don West now, you can get that Beautiful People poster signed by Joe Montana! AND HE’LL SIGN AN APPLE CORE, TOO!
Taz - Roxxi’s a big chick…given that her head was shaved, it explains that butcher-boy haircut she’s got.
Taz - TBP are supercilious. I can’t spell it, but I can say it.
Tenay - That’s their reputation.
Taz - Yeah, they’re supercilian!
Taz - In life, there’s 1s, 2s, and 3s - Love was 1, Velvet’s 2, and Madison was 3. Kinda like us. I’m 1, and you’re…
Tenay - Let’s say 1-a!
Tenay - You’re looking at the Guns with THAT there?
Taz - I GOTTA LOOK AT DA TV?! I BEEN LOOKIN’ AT DA RING ALL DEEZE YEARS!
Taz - PULL OF THE TIGHTS! You don’t see that much in a chick match. Where a female combatant uses tights for a victory. I like it!
Deaner - I’ve got a lot of experience fighting OFF women - I’m swatting cougars who want to put their fingers through this hair! I need a tune-up match! There’s something in it for you - I’m the king of the knockouts, so let’s have a match where ratings are gonna go through the roof! WALKER, TEXAS RANGER KICK! DONKEY PUNCH! LET’S HAVE A MMA MATCH!
Foley - RATINGS GOING THROUGH THE ROOF CUZ YOU’RE FACING A TNA KNOCKOUT TONIGHT!
Ad Guy - NEXT WEEK, MICK FOLEY AGAINST 20 TIME WORLD CHAMPION, KEVIN NASH FOR THE COVETED LEGENDS CHAMPIONSHIP!
Shelley - Need a tissue?
Mick - Might need one for Abyss if Stevie cashes in on that bounty!
Taz - Given the insane insanity that Abyss brings, I’d attack him from behind if I was Stevie, too!
Taz - THE FLANNEL’S OUT AND ABYSS IS GETTING HOT!
Taz - I don’t think he’s washed it.
Tenay - No surprise there.
Taz - To be fair, I don’t think it was washed before.
Foley - Hey, I resemble that remark!!
(as Abyss and Stevie beat up Abyss)Foley - I CAN’T STANDS NO MORE!
EY - There seems to be a lot of controversy about WE tonight, and I wouldn’t have it any other way. IN NO WAY DID THAT DETERE US FROM OUR MAIN GOAL - WE WANT TO RECRUIT YOU, HERNANDEZ! WE WANT YOU TO BE ONE OF OUR BROTHERS! WE WANT YOU IN OUR FAMILY! WE WANT YOU TO BE TREATED AS AN EQUAL AND BE GIVEN A FAIR CHANCE! AND WHEN YOU’RE NOT GIVEN A FAIR CHANCE, SOMEONE SUFFERS THE CONSEQUENCES.
(as Shelley plays the Impact game while EY speaks)Taz - I wish Shelley had a third controller.
EY - COME OUT HERE BROTHER AND JOIN THE WORLD ELITE! (fans chant SHUT THE HELL UP)
Tenay - IT’S NOT HERNANDEZ WHO’S GOING TO ANSWER HIM, IT’S HECTOR GUERRERO! FROM THE GUERRERO WRESTLING FAMILY! HE’S BEEN LIKE A MENTOR FOR HOMICDE AND HERNANDEZ!
Hector - He’s not coming out, ese, you got him DQed in one of the most important matches of his life, and I’m not gonna let him do something he’s gonna regret. Seriously. He’s got a real bad temper, ese! ESPECIALLY WHEN BITCHES LIKE YOU PISS HIM OFF! He’s my amigo, ese, he’s got one thing in mind - he wants to get to you - the public, what you’ve been giving him all along. Are we American’s ESE!? I DON’T KNOW! Nah, we’re not, but ya know what? THIS IS OUR COUNTRY, ESE!? THIS IS OUR COUNTRY! (fans chant USA) AND THESE ARE OUR PEOPLE - OUR FANS, ESE! ESE, THERE’S ENOUGH HATE, ESE! YOU KNOW WHAT!? IT’S GONNA GET OUTTA HAND, ESE!
EY - I DIDN’T START IT - THESE PEOPLE CHOSE TO DISRESPECT US! THEY CHOSE TO SPIT ON OUR BELIEFS! THEY PISSED ON US AND TREATED US AS SECOND-CLASS CITIZENS, and if anyone should understand that, it’s you. You’re not an American - never have been, never will be. And the only reason you’re here is I respect you. I respect what you’ve done and I respect what the Guerrero name means to pro wrestling. And ya know what else? You have a really important job - go to the back and tell Hernandez to pay real close attention to the show, because I’m gonna give him a reason to come out here and meet me in person!
Tenay - TARA’S IN HER MMA GEAR! SOMETHING TELLS ME SHE’S THE OPPONENT FOR THE DEANER!
Shelley - Tara is coming to the ring…covered in black electrical tape!
Shelley - Wow, Zubaz pants and duct tape. If you can’t duct it, it can’t be fixed!
Sabiin - That stache commands authority.
Shelley - Looks kinda like one you’d see in a child molester’s fan.
Shelley - Is Akira Ikada gonna make an appearance!?
Shelley - I don’t know any UFC names, but that appears to be some kind of mount.
Shelley - I wonder if he got those Zubaz at Ribera Steakhouse?
Deaner - I BEAT THAT SPIDER MONKEY FROM PILLAR TO POST!! ADD HER TO THE LIST WITH TYSON, NORRIS, DANZA, AND CARROT TOP! AND HE’S JACKED! ADD ANOTHER MEMBER TO THE LIST AT NO SURRENDER - ODB, CUZ I’M GONNA BE THE FIRST KNOCKOUT CHAMPION THAT DOESN’T HAVE TO SQUAT!
Tenay - BOY THERE SURE ARE SOME INTERESTING AND INTRIGUING ISSUES HEADING INTO NO SURRENDER!
Taz - Can Nash cash in the bounty over Abyss’s grotesque head?
(during the Rhino-Lashley attack footage)Tenay - WE’RE SEEING THIS FOOTAGE FOR THE FIRST TIME!
Taz - Be quiet, Mike, let’s try to listen in.
Tenay - LOOK AT THE KNEE BY RHINO!
(after Rhino throws a punching bag on Lashley)Tenay - HE WENT WAY TOO FAR IN THAT UNPROVOKED ATTACK!
Taz - The Guns are playing video games still, and missing a great match here.
Taz - That move was kinda like Total Elimination from the Eliminators.
Tenay - I REMEMBER THEM!
Taz - Yeah, Saturn and Kronus - my old traveling partners.
Taz - PELE! I hate socca, but I love dat kick!
(after Angle hits a chair held up by Morgan)Taz - HOLY BACKFIRE! HOLY MISCUE!
(as Storm comes out in a beer helmet with sticks in his hands…as his partner is getting killed)Taz - He looks kinda like you at the hotel last night.
Tenay - I know about the helmet, but I don’t remember the BEER MONEY THUNDER STICKS!
Taz - Dat’s not what I heard.
(as he makes a save)Booker - DIGGGG DATTTT!
Taz - Alissa Flash and Daffney, miss Zombie Hot herself, team up!
Taz - In an instant classic, Daniels and AJ will face Joe and Angle of the Mafia!
Angle - Matt Morgan, before our big showdown at No Surrender, I just wanna say a few words to you. Please come down so we can have one last conversation…(Morgan comes out) The last couple months have been bumpy - everything I say will always be in your best interests. Maybe you’re too immature now to understand it, but in due time, you will. In less than 2 weeks, we will be main eventing at NO Surrender - and you’re on the cusp of being in the Mafia. I’ve spoken to Nash, Booker, and Steiner, and we’re all in agreement…
Morgan - Lemme guess…there’s just ONE MORE THING I NEED TO DO!
Angle - Matt, ya read my mind!…(Sting comes out with AJ)
Tenay - Three weeks ago, the relationship between AJ and Sting became public.
Sting - AJ and I were in the back and we couldn’t believe what we were hearing - the idea that he’ll have your back at NS is a complete mind-blow to me. Why would you do that? If I’m Morgan, I’m gonna get all up in Angle’s face and I’m gonna say that I’M MATT MORGAN, THE BLUEPRINT, TNE DNA OF TNA! I know you’ve got another tagline…
Morgan - Most athletically jacked, physically stacked, giant walking today…
Sting - Good, I might follow it up with AT NO SURRENDER, YOU’RE MINE. NO FUN, NO GAMES, JUST YOU AND ME COVERING YOU FOR THE 1-2-3! Why wouldn’t you say that to Kurt? Don’t tell me that you think you need Kurt and the Mafia to achieve what you wanna achieve in this business. Is that true? Take a look at the Mafia. Now look at yourself there, Matt… They need you, you don’t need them!
Angle - SHUT UP, STING! You gonna mentor Matt the same way you mentored AJ, THE QUITTER! AJ, you think that Sting wanta to pass you the torch? HE WANTS TO BURN YOU WITH IT! Sting lost a step and wants to use you and go in the back door and win the TNA TITLE! HE’S A WRESTLER, AND ALL OLDER WRESTLERS WANT THEIR LAST SHOT AT GLORY IN THE SUN! THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME AND STING ARE THAT I’M HONEST - I ADMIT THAT I WANT TO KEEP THE TNA TITLE!
AJ - Maybe I’m slow, but what was that??
Angle - DID I STUTTER?! I SAID THAT I AM GOING TO KEEP THE TNA WORLD TITLE…(Matt leers)
Morgan - THANK YOU, KURT ANGLE FOR FINALLY ADMITTING IT IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD! Thank you for admitting that you’re using me to get what you want! YOU’RE USING ME TO KEEP YOUR PRECIOUS LITTLE CHAMPIONSHIP! WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU DO KEEP THE TITLE!? What use do you have for me?!
Angle - IT’S NOT LIKE THAT! I SWEAR!
Morgan - NO, IT IS LIKE THAT! You wanna use me?! USE ME TONIGHT! I’LL OFFER MY SERVICES TONIGHT! I WANNA BE IN YOUR CORNER! USE ME TO HELP YOU WIN! USE ME JUST LIKE YOU PLAN ON USING ME AT NO SURRENDER!
Lauren - Earl, LAST WEEK, THE INTERNET WAS BUZZING DUE TO YOUR CALL IN THE MAIN EVENT LAST WEEK! Why did you DQ Hernandez when it was CLEARLY ERIC YOUNG DRESSED AS HOMICIDE!?
Earl - WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO ASK ME THAT!? I’VE BEEN IN THE BUSINESS FOR 25 YEARS, AND NOTHING’S EVER CLEAR IN THAT RING! I’ve told the refs to TRUST NO BODY!
Foley - Stevie, we strutted out of the ECW Arena together. You, Stevie Richards are one heck of a wrestler.
Stevie - Don’t say that name - I’m Dr. Stevie!
Foley - Wrestlers WRESTLE, tonight, you’re gonna face Dr. Stevie!
Stevie - Read the shirt - IT SAYS PROFESSIONAL THERAPIST!
(after Taylor and Sarita smack their asses together)Taz - That should be our entrance when we enter the Impact Zone.
Tenay - I’m up for the high five, but I’m gonna pass on the double butt bump.
(as the camera show a giant object covered by a red carpet)Taz - You know that dat is!?
Tenay - What!? IT LOOKS LIKE A COVERED OBJECT!
Taz - Yeah, with a red tarp.
Taz - There’s Daffney - remember when I called her Zombie Hot? That got over huge! She’s got Gothic Goodies - like you’d have a good time with her in a dirty dungeon.
Taz - Taylor is a tough hombre.
Tenay - So you’re an equal-opportunity butcher of both English and Spanish?
Taz - You ever hear my commentary work?
Tenay - We’ll just call them Taz-isms from this point forward.
Taz - Daffney is hot and very pasty.
Taz - Know what that move is called? Daff-knees! D-a-f-f k-n-doube-e-s.
Tenay - You’re just a messenger.
Taz - Dat’s all I am, bro.
Taz - Sarita is SPICY HOT!
Taz - SSAAAALIITTTTAAA! It’s my Mexican gimmick.
Tenay - So now we’ve offended everyone both North and South of the border.
Lauren - It’s the match we’ve all been waiting for! Next week - Suicide versus The Pope!
Tenay - HERE COME THE GUNS!
Taz - Just wait…HEY, A NEW TISSUE HOLDER! That’s the second one - remembver, they gave me the first one last week.
Tenay - HEY, THEY’VE GOT THEIR OWN ANNOUNCE TABLE!
Taz - Dey got da good monitors.
Shelley - I don’t like him or his sparkly robe.
Sabin - It looks like he’s wearing a cup.
Taz - I never looked at that area of Jay Lethal.
Shelley - Does it smell in here?
Shelley - How many quarters did he put into the machine at the carnival to get the jewelry?
Shelley - Dinero - the resident winner of the Michael Jackson lookalike contest. Too soon?
Sabin - NOT SOON ENOUGH!
Taz - Dinero, Dee-nero…
Tenay - It’s not Robert Dinero…
Taz - Da Pope is pimpin! He’s sharp! He’s the divine one!
Tenay - Suicide explained why the Pope was after him, and I still don’t quite understand it.
Taz - Lethal lands on his yam bag. Ouch.
Tenay - DID YOU SEE HOW HE LANDED ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD AND NECK ON THAT CLOTHESLINE!?
Taz - He hit his head on the side of his head!
Taz - Lethal is stuck in a time warp, but I like him. He called me Muraco earlier - doesn’t he know I’m like 3 inches taller than him?
Tenay - At least you weren’t Mr. Fuji.
Tenay - DDE - D’Angelo Dinero Express!
(to the World Elite)Steiner - Any of you FOREIGNERS GOT ANYTHING TO SAY!?
Penzer - THEY ARE THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE!
Shelley - THAT’S YOUR OPINION!
Sabin - I’m glad we have these tissues - I usually need one after their entrance!
Shelley - If you call Don West now, you can get that Beautiful People poster signed by Joe Montana! AND HE’LL SIGN AN APPLE CORE, TOO!
Taz - Roxxi’s a big chick…given that her head was shaved, it explains that butcher-boy haircut she’s got.
Taz - TBP are supercilious. I can’t spell it, but I can say it.
Tenay - That’s their reputation.
Taz - Yeah, they’re supercilian!
Taz - In life, there’s 1s, 2s, and 3s - Love was 1, Velvet’s 2, and Madison was 3. Kinda like us. I’m 1, and you’re…
Tenay - Let’s say 1-a!
Tenay - You’re looking at the Guns with THAT there?
Taz - I GOTTA LOOK AT DA TV?! I BEEN LOOKIN’ AT DA RING ALL DEEZE YEARS!
Taz - PULL OF THE TIGHTS! You don’t see that much in a chick match. Where a female combatant uses tights for a victory. I like it!
Deaner - I’ve got a lot of experience fighting OFF women - I’m swatting cougars who want to put their fingers through this hair! I need a tune-up match! There’s something in it for you - I’m the king of the knockouts, so let’s have a match where ratings are gonna go through the roof! WALKER, TEXAS RANGER KICK! DONKEY PUNCH! LET’S HAVE A MMA MATCH!
Foley - RATINGS GOING THROUGH THE ROOF CUZ YOU’RE FACING A TNA KNOCKOUT TONIGHT!
Ad Guy - NEXT WEEK, MICK FOLEY AGAINST 20 TIME WORLD CHAMPION, KEVIN NASH FOR THE COVETED LEGENDS CHAMPIONSHIP!
Shelley - Need a tissue?
Mick - Might need one for Abyss if Stevie cashes in on that bounty!
Taz - Given the insane insanity that Abyss brings, I’d attack him from behind if I was Stevie, too!
Taz - THE FLANNEL’S OUT AND ABYSS IS GETTING HOT!
Taz - I don’t think he’s washed it.
Tenay - No surprise there.
Taz - To be fair, I don’t think it was washed before.
Foley - Hey, I resemble that remark!!
(as Abyss and Stevie beat up Abyss)Foley - I CAN’T STANDS NO MORE!
EY - There seems to be a lot of controversy about WE tonight, and I wouldn’t have it any other way. IN NO WAY DID THAT DETERE US FROM OUR MAIN GOAL - WE WANT TO RECRUIT YOU, HERNANDEZ! WE WANT YOU TO BE ONE OF OUR BROTHERS! WE WANT YOU IN OUR FAMILY! WE WANT YOU TO BE TREATED AS AN EQUAL AND BE GIVEN A FAIR CHANCE! AND WHEN YOU’RE NOT GIVEN A FAIR CHANCE, SOMEONE SUFFERS THE CONSEQUENCES.
(as Shelley plays the Impact game while EY speaks)Taz - I wish Shelley had a third controller.
EY - COME OUT HERE BROTHER AND JOIN THE WORLD ELITE! (fans chant SHUT THE HELL UP)
Tenay - IT’S NOT HERNANDEZ WHO’S GOING TO ANSWER HIM, IT’S HECTOR GUERRERO! FROM THE GUERRERO WRESTLING FAMILY! HE’S BEEN LIKE A MENTOR FOR HOMICDE AND HERNANDEZ!
Hector - He’s not coming out, ese, you got him DQed in one of the most important matches of his life, and I’m not gonna let him do something he’s gonna regret. Seriously. He’s got a real bad temper, ese! ESPECIALLY WHEN BITCHES LIKE YOU PISS HIM OFF! He’s my amigo, ese, he’s got one thing in mind - he wants to get to you - the public, what you’ve been giving him all along. Are we American’s ESE!? I DON’T KNOW! Nah, we’re not, but ya know what? THIS IS OUR COUNTRY, ESE!? THIS IS OUR COUNTRY! (fans chant USA) AND THESE ARE OUR PEOPLE - OUR FANS, ESE! ESE, THERE’S ENOUGH HATE, ESE! YOU KNOW WHAT!? IT’S GONNA GET OUTTA HAND, ESE!
EY - I DIDN’T START IT - THESE PEOPLE CHOSE TO DISRESPECT US! THEY CHOSE TO SPIT ON OUR BELIEFS! THEY PISSED ON US AND TREATED US AS SECOND-CLASS CITIZENS, and if anyone should understand that, it’s you. You’re not an American - never have been, never will be. And the only reason you’re here is I respect you. I respect what you’ve done and I respect what the Guerrero name means to pro wrestling. And ya know what else? You have a really important job - go to the back and tell Hernandez to pay real close attention to the show, because I’m gonna give him a reason to come out here and meet me in person!
Tenay - TARA’S IN HER MMA GEAR! SOMETHING TELLS ME SHE’S THE OPPONENT FOR THE DEANER!
Shelley - Tara is coming to the ring…covered in black electrical tape!
Shelley - Wow, Zubaz pants and duct tape. If you can’t duct it, it can’t be fixed!
Sabiin - That stache commands authority.
Shelley - Looks kinda like one you’d see in a child molester’s fan.
Shelley - Is Akira Ikada gonna make an appearance!?
Shelley - I don’t know any UFC names, but that appears to be some kind of mount.
Shelley - I wonder if he got those Zubaz at Ribera Steakhouse?
Deaner - I BEAT THAT SPIDER MONKEY FROM PILLAR TO POST!! ADD HER TO THE LIST WITH TYSON, NORRIS, DANZA, AND CARROT TOP! AND HE’S JACKED! ADD ANOTHER MEMBER TO THE LIST AT NO SURRENDER - ODB, CUZ I’M GONNA BE THE FIRST KNOCKOUT CHAMPION THAT DOESN’T HAVE TO SQUAT!
Tenay - BOY THERE SURE ARE SOME INTERESTING AND INTRIGUING ISSUES HEADING INTO NO SURRENDER!
Taz - Can Nash cash in the bounty over Abyss’s grotesque head?
(during the Rhino-Lashley attack footage)Tenay - WE’RE SEEING THIS FOOTAGE FOR THE FIRST TIME!
Taz - Be quiet, Mike, let’s try to listen in.
Tenay - LOOK AT THE KNEE BY RHINO!
(after Rhino throws a punching bag on Lashley)Tenay - HE WENT WAY TOO FAR IN THAT UNPROVOKED ATTACK!
Taz - The Guns are playing video games still, and missing a great match here.
Taz - That move was kinda like Total Elimination from the Eliminators.
Tenay - I REMEMBER THEM!
Taz - Yeah, Saturn and Kronus - my old traveling partners.
Taz - PELE! I hate socca, but I love dat kick!
(after Angle hits a chair held up by Morgan)Taz - HOLY BACKFIRE! HOLY MISCUE!
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Good way to be an role model to kids there Sabin and Shelly.....
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awesome christmas party
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The party was last week. They were just too high to take down the decorations from last year.
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[quote name='neocisco']I'll never understand people's desire to pose for photos with their various substances.
"Look at me! I make bad decisions and want a record of it!"[/QUOTE]
Well, in most cases these aren't people who are known for their standardized test scores.
I think the myspace/facebook/twitter culture is harmful because people freely give up their right to privacy so easily and completely. I enjoy my privacy and don't feel the need to let planet Earth know every thing that I do.
"Look at me! I make bad decisions and want a record of it!"[/QUOTE]
Well, in most cases these aren't people who are known for their standardized test scores.
I think the myspace/facebook/twitter culture is harmful because people freely give up their right to privacy so easily and completely. I enjoy my privacy and don't feel the need to let planet Earth know every thing that I do.
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It must be weird being in a storyline where 1 guy is always talking about your drug habits...and in real life you're really still doing that stuff (or involved with it)
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[quote name='strongpimphand']It must be weird being in a storyline where 1 guy is always talking about your drug habits...and in real life you're really still doing that stuff (or involved with it)[/QUOTE]
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