The "ShOTThorning fOTT the wOTT!" OTT

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[quote name='mr ryles']who's the new guy?[/QUOTE]
[quote name='Hooper X']Archie was the bitch and Jughead was the butch. That's why he was always going around wearing that crown-looking hat... he was the king of queen Archie's world. [/QUOTE]

;)
 
You could always leave for a long time and then come back... or not.

[quote name='CommanderKeen93']dammit, that was my place![/quote]
 
Thats what all the bitches say.

[quote name='CommanderKeen93']Kayden, are you telling me to...to leave?
I thought we had something special![/quote]


Ya know... Sometimes I'm convinced you're either Jason Lee or Kevin Smith...

[quote name='WhipSmartBanky'];)[/quote]
 
Drinks the Kool-aid?

[quote name='Strell']We should get Keen to think that he wants to leave, because you know what he does with his buddies at that point.[/quote]
 
I need to play basketball more often, or at least start working out. I went to play basketball today and it has been a month since the last time I played. Not to say about every muscle on my body is pretty sore right now, and my feet are killing me. I can still dunk it on some fools though.
 
[quote name='CommanderKeen93']Sonofabitch, I'll get the lynching rope...
whoops wrong forum....[/QUOTE]

Find a new place to hang that noose.
 
[quote name='Kayden']You fail @ threadless

http://www.threadless.com/profile/440920/JugheadsHat[/QUOTE]

nelson.jpg
 
[quote name='mr ryles']Find a new place to hang that noose.[/QUOTE]
You mean we have to take it off your flag pole above your front porch?

You, of all people, should remember how much of a hassle it was to get it on there.
 
[quote name='Eviltude']You mean we have to take it off your flag pole above your front porch?

You, of all people, should remember how much of a hassle it was to get it on there.[/QUOTE]

it was worth it to keep the porch monkeys away.
 
:whistle2:k

I wonder if I should make an IGN collection thing.

I probably wouldn't bother including my NES, SNES, and 64 games, though. or GB/GBC.
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']Does anyone else read the name as Jughead Shat, rather than Jughead's Hat?

:lol:[/quote]
Wait, you mean my name isn't Jughead Shat? fuck! I capitalized the wrong letter!
 
[quote name='mr ryles']it was worth it to keep the porch monkeys away.[/QUOTE]
You know they are going to come back.

At this point, it's just a matter of if they are living or dead.

No zombies this time.

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I sliced a lime with my pocket knife(The first time I've ever used it, as it's attached to my keys :roll:). I was hesitant to do so, because I don't like to eat food that could be cantaminated, but I figured it had never been used, not to mention the lime was acidic and going into alcohol. I took my chances.
 
[quote name='CommanderKeen93']Is it weird for me [heterosexual] to tell another guy [also heterosexual] that I love him?
If so....I'm one weird motherfucker....[/quote]

If you're drunk, it's okay.

It was probably saying it while grabbing his ass that is cause for questioning...
 
No, we've been "Best friends" since maybe age 5, and it just feels so right.....shit...find titty movie.......NOW...
[the first time was drunk, I think]
 
[quote name='Kayden']This may also scar you for life.

crazy-boob-face2.jpg
[/quote]

Does anyone remember the SNL skit with Kirstie Alley where alien women come down to help the planet, but their eyes are on their chests (their race evolved from everyone staring at their chests, so their eyes developed there)? It was one of those 12:55am skits, IIRC, but was pretty funny, because they were trying to save the planet and all the problems, but the journalists kept asking questions like, "If you wear a black bra, is that like sunglasses?" and "If it's cold out, can you see better?"

One of the few good, end-of-the-episodes skits that I can recall...
 
[quote name='CommanderKeen93']No, we've been "Best friends" since maybe age 5, and it just feels so right.....shit...find titty movie.......NOW...
[the first time was drunk, I think][/QUOTE]
Or you could just off yourself...

Plume - How about that one episode of South Park where Stan races that guy on the mountain and at the very end the "dorky but hot girl" shows you her tits. Her tits are little monsters that say "Start the reactor!!!!!!!!" I have no idea what that's from, but I'm sure it's an allusion to something.
 
Was this before or after you watched eachother jerk off?

[quote name='CommanderKeen93']Is it weird for me [heterosexual] to tell another guy [also heterosexual] that I love him?
If so....I'm one weird motherfucker....[/quote]
 
[quote name='Eviltude']Or you could just off yourself...

Plume - How about that one episode of South Park where Stan races that guy on the mountain and at the very end the "dorky but hot girl" shows you her tits. Her tits are little monsters that say "Start the reactor!!!!!!!!" I have no idea what that's from, but I'm sure it's an allusion to something.[/quote]

Wasn't that a Total Recall reference...?
 
[quote name='Liquid 2']There should be a rule against newbies in the OTT.[/QUOTE]

...I dare you to.

QotSA FTW!

Also, Gin & Tonic FTW!
 
[quote name='Kayden']Was this before or after you watched eachother jerk off?[/quote] Jesus, I sound really gay.....
after
Edit: Scotch FTW!
 
[quote name='PlumeNoir']Wasn't that a Total Recall reference...?[/quote]

Yeah, I'm awesome. I never even saw the South Park episode, and got it by Evil's description alone:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asspen
Quote: "As the episode ends, the dorky teenage girl reveals what's really under her shirt: It is Kuato from the movie Total Recall, who then says the line "Quaid.......start the reactor.""

I just couldn't remember Kuato's name. Yes, I get the irony of it...
 
Just sound or are really gay?

[quote name='CommanderKeen93']Jesus, I sound really gay.....
after
Edit: Scotch FTW![/quote]
 
[quote name='Kayden']Just sound or are really gay?[/QUOTE]
I'm surprised your not out riding your motorcycle with shit like this going on.


...:rofl:

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Sound, Just a dry spell, I swear....
Lady #2 stayed over last night, ended up just falling asleep during movie and I couldn't bring myself to wake her.....another night wasted....
 
[quote name='CommanderKeen93']Sound, Just a dry spell, I swear....
Lady #2 stayed over last night, ended up just falling asleep during movie and I couldn't bring myself to wake her.....another night wasted....[/quote]

Pics?
 
Well, if your mom wasn't such an inconsiderate cow and would stop bringing it back empty, I might have enough gas for a quick ride, but nooooo... she just sucks it all up. Every. Last. Drop.

[quote name='Eviltude']I'm surprised your not out riding your motorcycle with shit like this going on.


...:rofl:

[/lowblow][/quote]
 
[quote name='CommanderKeen93']Sound, Just a dry spell, I swear....
Lady #2 stayed over last night, ended up just falling asleep during movie and I couldn't bring myself to wake her.....another night wasted....[/quote]

And the countdown to a "put it in her pooper while she sleeps" comment begins.
30...
29...
28...
 
No, that only works if they pass out. Just falling asleep keeps feeling to their balloon knot.


[quote name='PlumeNoir']And the countdown to a "put it in her pooper while she sleeps" comment begins.
30...
29...
28...[/quote]
 
[quote name='Kayden']No, that only works if they pass out. Just falling asleep keeps feeling to their balloon knot.[/quote]

:lol:
I have NEVER heard "Balloon Knot" before. That is awesome!
 
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