The "Stay Classy, Republicans" Super Nintendo Chalmers Thread

Maybe if Congress earned their fucking pay and perks for once (mostly a Senate problem but still) this wouldn't be an issue.
 
Yeah, I'm sure the Republican attention to deficits is completely principled:

CHRIS WALLACE: We’re running out of time, so how are you going to pay $678 billion just on the tax cuts for people making more than $250,000 a year?
SEN. JON KYL (R-AZ): You should never raise taxes in order to cut taxes. Surely congress has the authority and it would be right, if we decide we want to cut taxes to spur the economy, not to have to raise taxes in order to offset those costs. You do need to offset the cost of increased spending. And that’s what republicans object to. But you should never have to offset cost of a deliberate decision to reduce tax rates on Americans.
 
[quote name='IRHari']Yeah, I'm sure the Republican attention to deficits is completely principled:

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Yep:

Secretary Gates recently spoke about the future of the U.S. Navy. He said we have to ask whether the nation can really afford a Navy that relies on $3 [billion] to $6 billion destroyers, $7 billion submarines and $11 billion carriers. He went on to ask, 'Do we really need . . . more strike groups for another 30 years when no other country has more than one?' " Palin said. "Well, my answer is pretty simple: Yes, we can and yes, we do, because we must.
 
Dude, you never know when the entire world is going to unite against us, we have to have a navy that can handle every other navy in the world combined.
 
Ahhh, Gates. Yeah it was awesome when he kicked up tuition costs at A&M after spending money to campaign that deregulation was a good idea.
 
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_iowa_obama_billboard

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Classy classy.
 
[quote name='perdition(troy']I didn't see the word republican in that article.[/QUOTE]

I assume it was somewhere there, talking about all the Hitler-Bush comparisons and the outrage that followed them.
 
[quote name='Anonymous']Glenn Beck says "legalize it".

>July 26th 2010
Today during Glenn Beck's radio program he called for an end to the War on Drugs and for the legalization of drugs across the board, citing that

"The violence on America's borders and the chaos in Mexico does not warrant a continuation of the War on Drugs, we need to legalize it to prevent more dead innocents..."
Problem liberal$$$s?[/QUOTE]

holyfuck
 
I am not sure what you are shocked about. That he said to legalize it or the part of the quote that wasn't his, but was the 4chan poster's you copied and pasted from.

It's not the first time he has talked about legalizing it.
 
It's one thing to hold a fucking sign with stupid shit like that, renting a damn billboard for it is taking it to a whole new level.
 
[quote name='Clak']It's one thing to hold a fucking sign with stupid shit like that, renting a damn billboard for it is taking it to a whole new level.[/QUOTE]

Tell us about it...
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[quote name='mykevermin']I like the picture of hitler on that one billboard you posted, Bob.[/QUOTE]

Myke, go back to having me on ignore. Or, at least, show some restraint and not reply to me.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']act like a grown up and be accountable for my critique of your bullshit false equivalency.[/QUOTE]

Wow. You telling someone to act like a grown-up, after you went all baby-hissy fit and put me on ignore because I refused to bow down to your directions on how the conversation should go.

If any other poster wants to comment on the lack of Hitler in the billboards, that's fine. But you don't get to. Well, you can, but, quite frankly, Myke, I don't care what you post in response to me. When you went into baby-hiss-fit mode and made a public display about ignoring me, you lost all rights to expect any type of response from me.

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[quote name='UncleBob']Wow. You telling someone to act like a grown-up, after you went all baby-hissy fit and put me on ignore because I refused to bow down to your directions on how the conversation should go.
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Greatest.

Irony.

Ever.

Doubly so, given it's you saying it in something I started.

Stay out of this thread with your trolling, because I'm tired of the mods giving you a pass when you absolutely refuse to engage anyone who disagrees with you in any way that befits maturity, and I'll start asking a mod to get your nonsense out of here.
 
[quote name='Strell']Greatest.

Irony.

Ever.

Doubly so, given it's you saying it in something I started.

Stay out of this thread with your trolling, because I'm tired of the mods giving you a pass when you absolutely refuse to engage anyone who disagrees with you in any way that befits maturity, and I'll start asking a mod to get your nonsense out of here.[/QUOTE]

Yes, the guy who started the "Let's all ignore this guy I don't like" thread throwing around accusations of trolling. Two thumbs up.
 
Oh, right, I forgot. We should encourage total non-discussion here because certain individuals make absolutely no attempt at all to bring logical nuance to anything they post.

Way to try and change the subject. You're still not very good at trying to disguise it.
 
[quote name='Strell']Oh, right, I forgot. We should encourage total non-discussion here because certain individuals make absolutely no attempt at all to bring logical nuance to anything they post.

Way to try and change the subject. You're still not very good at trying to disguise it.[/QUOTE]

Yes, you talk about trolling and I bring up your trolling thread. I see how those two things are totally not related.

If you are unhappy with a poster, put them on ignore (then, you know, actually ignore them... like, totally don't read and reply to their posts. It's a crazy idea, I know...) If someone else is unhappy with a poster, they can do the same. No one needs you to go about creating an entire thread for the simple goal of causing trouble. That is trolling, pure and simple. It was also pretty classy when you then devoted the topic to being all about someone else you didn't like being banned. Stay classy, bro troll.
 
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I don't think it's out of line to mention outloud "Hey, this person clearly doesn't want to follow the rules, and we should take action to remove that bad element," while also maybe telling the mods around here - the same ones who said they'd not interfere - that the guys bitching are the same ones causing all the trouble to begin with. When there's a cadre of the same three or four people making blatantly NO attempt to put forth anything beyond NO U posts, I fail to see why we should have to put up with it. It's not even a question of ideological differences - it's one person asking for debate and the other eating playdoh straight out of the canister.

I guess I'm odd like that, in the same way I'd not want someone's dog shitting in my front yard.

Go back to whining to the mods about how boohoo, they called me stupid because I said stupid things.
 
[quote name='Strell']Oh, right, I forgot. We should encourage total non-discussion here because certain individuals make absolutely no attempt at all to bring logical nuance to anything they post.[/QUOTE]

And now for Strell's greatest hits of the last few days - where I take a couple of minutes and look through some of Strell's most recent comments full of awesome, discussion worthy material that brings great logical nuance to the conversation and/or is in no way against the rules or trolling in any way.

[quote name='Strell']Glenn Beck wants to ban Cheetos because they are dangerously cheesy.[/QUOTE]

[quote name='Strell']Strell isn't running multiple accounts.

Or IS I?[/QUOTE]

[quote name='Strell']No, because that implies you have some for me to insult to begin with.[/QUOTE]

[quote name='Strell']When did this become the "defend a giant corporation fucking up the environment for decades to come with countless other tragedies, lost lives, businesses ruined, but let's still make fun of Obama" thread?

Oh, right. The first page.[/QUOTE]

[quote name='Strell']Water isn't alive, myke.

That's the Republican standard for scientific thought.

You guys continue defending that giant corporate dick up your asses, the BP branded head thrusting right up next to your brains.[/QUOTE]

[quote name='Strell']Watch me refute your facts, FoC:

Those facts are gay.[/QUOTE]

[quote name='Strell']And to think, this guy is a college graduate.[/QUOTE]

[quote name='Strell']Yes, the taxpayers shouldn't be paying for it! BUT WE SHOULDN'T BE ROBBING THE CORPORATION EITHER! Why that's extortion, by golly! Black gold shakedowns, stick-em-ups, and other such things! WE MUST PROTECT THE CORPORATIVE CITIZENRY.

We should all wait for money trees to spring up to pay for it. Yes! Money trees, you fools! Why does no one else see this obvious solution? Money trees! The kind that gold-egg-laying-geese live in, along with unicorns, whose tears can cure cancer and give everyone - even women! - erections. Oh, and lephrachauns are known to flock to these trees too - we can take their gold! And genies will descend from the sky along with Jesus who is called Yesu, and all our dreams will come true!

But I'll be goddamned if we make the corporation pay for it![/QUOTE]

[quote name='Strell']Cool Starmen, par for the course, baby's second trolling.[/QUOTE]

[quote name='Strell']Sometimes that side has an animal carcass on it too. All oiled up and grilled to perfection.[/QUOTE]

[quote name='Strell']You can't extort the ocean floor, silly libtards.[/QUOTE]

[quote name='Strell']It's sad you are incapable of understanding that ridiculing your baseless, terrible, groundless opinions of

are nothing but batshit insanity mixed with horseshit and topped off with bullshit.[/QUOTE]

[quote name='Strell']I wish I was retarded so I could make sense of any of the retarded shit you are saying.[/QUOTE]
 
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It's sad you are incapable of understanding that ridiculing your baseless, terrible, groundless opinions of

  • corporation defense/corporations = citizens
  • Obama's "extortion"
  • that the ocean can handle a giant oil spill for such brilliant reasons as "water isn't alive" and "this happens all the time"
  • that governmental employees are comparable to sports stars
  • facts showing quite clearly the discrepancy between train and car tax subsidies
  • the endless damage the oil spill will have on the environment
  • , and finally, a deluisional idiot's insistence that I run multiple accounts and have been doing so for several years, with gobs of posts on each, combined with a total lack of proof (because it isn't true) and a brazenly stupid insinuation that I want to be a mod here

are nothing but batshit insanity mixed with horseshit and topped off with bullshit, especially when I've tried on several occasions to refute all of them with honest logic. If you're going to buy into that last one - that I'm secretly a dozen handles that I've run since 2003 - then you should just go join the birthers, because you're contributing absolutely nothing at all to anything anywhere.

Your analogies and false equivalencies are absolutely tiresome. You're nothing but a troll and constantly resort to the same tactics, moving the discussion away from WHATEVER the original topic was, in an inane attempt to grind down any counterarguments into minutia laden rhetoric.

You and the horse you rode in on can go fornicate with rusty cans.
 
A.) Most off those aren't my opinions and the quotes from you were mostly not even in response to me.
B.) You can disagree with people without insulting, flaming and trolling.
C.) These posts of yours are exact examples of what you claim to be rallying against - posts that do nothing to help expand or grow the conversation in any meaningful way. Unless you think spending an entire post to say "Those facts are gay" is helpful.
 
You're a goddamn idiot.

You're holding me to task over a "those facts are gay" comments? You linked to the thread - there's a discussion of some idiot asking for facts, being given A MOUNTAIN of them, and then said idiot being an idiot by saying "gosh, none of that applies." Of course I'm going to ridicule something when I know exactly how it's going to go down - you and your comrades doing nothing but obstruction and clueless buffoonery.

You couldn't have picked a worse example unless you'd pulled a "your mom" joke I've made in the past.
 
[quote name='Strell']You're holding me to task over a "those facts are gay" comments?[/quote]

Actually, I picked one out of about a dozen of your recent posts on this forum.

You linked to the thread - there's a discussion of some idiot asking for facts, being given A MOUNTAIN of them, and then said idiot being an idiot by saying "gosh, none of that applies."

To which you replied with "Those facts are gay." It was very helpful to the flow of the conversation. It added a lot of value and shared understanding across the globe.

Or it didn't do any of that.
 
[quote name='Strell']I wish I was retarded so I could make sense of any of the retarded shit you are saying.[/QUOTE]

Stay classy, bro troll.
 
[quote name='Strell']You're a goddamn idiot.

You're holding me to task over a "those facts are gay" comments? You linked to the thread - there's a discussion of some idiot asking for facts, being given A MOUNTAIN of them, and then said idiot being an idiot by saying "gosh, none of that applies." Of course I'm going to ridicule something when I know exactly how it's going to go down - you and your comrades doing nothing but obstruction and clueless buffoonery.

You couldn't have picked a worse example unless you'd pulled a "your mom" joke I've made in the past.[/QUOTE]

....so Unclebob says you troll, and he gives you a mountain of your own quotes to prove that in fact you are a troll, and you say "gosh, none of that applies." :D:D:D This is hilarious.
 
[quote name='Knoell']....so Unclebob says you troll, and he gives you a mountain of your own quotes to prove that in fact you are a troll, and you say "gosh, none of that applies." :D:D:D This is hilarious.[/QUOTE]

How's that number coming along, sweetie?
 
[quote name='Knoell']....so Unclebob says you troll, and he gives you a mountain of your own quotes to prove that in fact you are a troll, and you say "gosh, none of that applies." :D:D:D This is hilarious.[/QUOTE]

Is this you agreeing the accusation that strell posts through multiple accounts (including mine) is worth engaging?
 
[quote name='Msut77']Is this you agreeing the accusation that strell posts through multiple accounts (including mine) is worth engaging?[/QUOTE]

I'm running multiple accounts. I'm currently foc, CheapyD, Wombat, Shrike, msut, Knoell, Joilet Jake, dmaul and UncleBob. On weekends, I'm SpazX and camoor.

I admit it. I need help.
 
[quote name='fatherofcaitlyn']How's that number coming along, sweetie?[/QUOTE]

have you not figured out that you are wrong yet? Or are you really just going on and on about this so you won't have to admit it?
 
While Strell can't come off without flaming, Knoell and UncleBob can't come off without being condescending assholes.

So the world evens out.
 
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