You gotta love kids!
I was in my Fortress of Solitude this past weekend working on my PC, when my 4 year old daughter asked me if she could play "Teh Pokeman's" on my DS. I said yes, but that I would have to clean it first, so I need 5 minutes. Well, she disappears and comes back 2 minutes later saying "Daddy, I cleaned it for you". And hands me my DS covered in Ajax dishwashing detergent, water and a trail of bubbles and water 20 feet from the sink.
Needelss to say, I think I'm in the market for a new DS...