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[quote name='xilly']I'm sad. There were some awesome gifs. All you had to do was say "okay no more gifs" and we could finished it out like men. But oh no, you deleted them all. Saddyface.[/QUOTE]There's a point where it all has to go for the good of the site.

It was very much past the point of needing to be flushed out. And as all the animated GIFs were flushed out, no one was singled out, just the animated GIFs.
 
[quote name='JP']The last 6 or so pages of the thread were CRAWLING when they were loading. It needed to be done.[/QUOTE]

Then why did you keep posting them? :lol:
 
[quote name='pitfallharry219']Then why did you keep posting them? :lol:[/QUOTE]
It was a disease. A sickness. A compulsion. I plead temporary insanity.

I would definitely like to see some Rock, Cena and Ryder interaction tonight. As long as Ryder turns on Cena. That's all I ask.
 
[quote name='JP']It was a disease. A sickness. A compulsion. I plead temporary insanity.[/QUOTE]

fuck it, I'm on the bus right next to you brother. Guilty as charged.
 
[quote name='Habbler']Does anyone have a favorite Monday Night Raw guest host moment?[/QUOTE]
No.
 
Since the Raw viewers aren't having their chat here I'll start a Daytona 500 chat.

Did ya'll see Dale Dipsalot make that inside pass on Jimmy Jehosaphat? Ooooooh-WEE!!!
 
Uh-oh. Time for The Rock to go through his pull-string doll catchphrases and say corny, nonsensical shit like "Suck a monkey's nipple".
 
Quadruple-post!!!!!!!

I don't get what all of this is supposed to accomplish. The Rock is burying Cena pretty deep, right now. Is Cena gonna turn heel in wake of this? I mean, The Rock is gonna bounce after 'Mania, so what's this do for WWE's poster boy other than make him look like a punk-baby-bitch.

I know that this "real talk" stuff is a work, but I have to ask: What happens to Cena's character after Wrestlemania?
 
Damn. I can't believe Cena shat on The Rock for those notes on his wrist. :O
 
[quote name='Brak']Quadruple-post!!!!!!!I know that this "real talk" stuff is a work, but I have to ask: What happens to Cena's character after Wrestlemania?[/QUOTE]

I've been impressed with Cena's mic work the last two weeks, and The Rock looked positively lost out there tonight. It didn't help that the PDX crowd wanted to chant the old favorites, and couldn't pick up his unsubtle hints to try to start new chants.

anyway.

Cena's going to go back to overcoming the odds. It's WWE Creative, they have no other tricks. I'm enjoying Cena right now, but I have little to no hope that he'll be booked any way but "HOW CAN HE OVERCOME THE ODDS?!?!?!" following WM, and he'll be boring again, save for 5 new t-shirts.

The only thing I can think of is this: put the belt on Jericho. Punk-Cena won't work because (1) it's still fresh from last year, and (2) I think WWE needs to tone down on the work-shoot bullshit for a couple of months. Cena-Jericho hasn't happened (or hasn't happened in recent memory); put the belt on him and Cena as defender of the WWE Universe™ versus the guy who is going to end the world (or whatever he keeps prattling on about) is one thing to do.

Biggest problem with that is it puts Cena back into the title scene. Ugh.
 
show needed more YES! from DB

cena sounded butthurt then made his character looked stupid and weak by talking shit and then bouncing cause the crowd couldn't give 2 less of a fuck what he thought
 
Cena effortlessly shat on The Rock. Again.

The Rock was in deluxe-pander mode. Cena, on the other hand, lived up to his "dust ya shouldaz off"-thing he does.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']The only thing I can think of is this: put the belt on Jericho.[/QUOTE]
Definitely.

I will say: Jericho and Punk are doing a good job of making their feud - the title feud!!! :lol: - as important (realistically: near-important) as Rock/Cena.

But, yeah. I definitely see Jericho taking the strap from Punk and going on to feud Cena.
 
Anyone one else feel like this feud could have just as easily taken place on any Wrestling message board on the Internet?

EDIT: I guess it started out on Twitter, but you know what I mean.
 
Hmm, i don't know. They've kept Cena out of the title picture recently, so I wouldn't bet on Cena/Jericho yet. In fact, I'd bet on Punk keeping the title, since Jericho seems to refuse putting himself over... well.... anybody. Even before he left, he seems content being the big threat that never really capitalizes. Sorta like a generic big monster jobber, except he's normal sized. :lol:

As for the post WM title feud, I'm saying Ziggler gets his shot. Hell, I'd let him beat Punk for the title. Imagine the monster(er?) heat if you have Vickie managing WWE champion Dolph Ziggler and US Champion Jack Swagger.
 
The Rock, with notes on his arm:

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Come on. The Rock has been doing this for years. Do you really thing he needed notes? I'm thinking they were just there for Cena to point out.
 
[quote name='Scorch']Come on. The Rock hasn't done this for years. Do you really thing he needed notes? I'm thinking they were just there for Cena to point out.[/QUOTE]

Fixed.
 
[quote name='neocisco']Fixed.[/QUOTE]

Sorry, I forget that he doesn't have to memorize lines for all of the roles that he has had in various movies throughout the years.
 
I probably wouldn't have Jericho take the title from Punk at 'Mania. His push since his return has quickly gone from entertaining and refreshing to confusing and underwhelming. And what's the relation of his current "Everyone's a Wannabe" shtick to his supposed "End of the World" gimmick. It doesn't make any sense.

WWE had a year to build Cena-Rock. If tonight is any indication, it's losing steam. Rock seemed off his game. Cena is Cena. Amusing when challenged, but I'd have to be challenged to enjoy his wrasslin matches.

I didn't see the point in having Kane bury the entire tag division—especially after a relatively solid match. I like to think their audience knows that Kane is a dominant heel. That segment was more throwaway than Kelly- Uh, I forgot who she wrassled.

The promo battle Jericho-Punk did early in the show is probably my highlight of the night. Jericho seemed to feed off of Punk. Those two have an excellent dynamic.

And how about Otunga no-selling the Cobra.
 
[quote name='Scorch']Sorry, I forget that he doesn't have to memorize lines for all of the roles that he has had in various movies throughout the years.[/QUOTE]
You do know they film movies 1 scene at a time, right? And that movies aren't live, nor are they performed before thousands and thousands of people. :lol:

If that were scripted, what was the payoff? The Rock never addressed it -- He simply dodged the shit out of it.
 
[quote name='Brak']You do know they film movies 1 scene at a time, right? And that movies aren't live, nor are they performed before thousands and thousands of people. :lol:[/QUOTE]

I'm well aware. I'm just saying that I think he could handle a few lines. When's the last time he's had a problem with a promo? The few times he's been on programming this past year, he's been fantastic on the mic. I dunno, it just seems like something that might've been done to make Cena look like the better guy. Who knows.

Even if it was legit, it's not like it's unheard of. Even CM Punk had notes written on his arm when he did his infamous promo last summer.
 
[quote name='diddy310']Zack Ryder embraces the hate, returns as a Kaninite, they win the tag titles at Wrestlemania.[/QUOTE]

Then when Ryder turns heel and inevitably gets booed by the crowd Vince can say he was right all along about Ryder not being popular with the fans. Brilliant!
 
It also proves that when John Cena makes out with your girlfriend you are in the wrong.

EDIT: On the wrist notes - hasn't every Cena promo in the past 6 years been written on 4 wristbands, a t-shirt and a hat?
 
[quote name='diddy310']It also proves that when John Cena makes out with your girlfriend you are in the wrong.

EDIT: On the wrist notes - hasn't every Cena promo in the past 6 years been written on 4 wristbands, a t-shirt and a hat?[/QUOTE]

lmao :applause:
 
I can''t believe I'm saying this, but I'm firmly on Cena's side in all this. last week Cena came out and cut the best promo of his career. He gave straight, legitimate, and poignant reasons as to why he has beef with the Rock, and he did it without sounding like cartoon character. Everyting he said was the gospel truth: Dwayne left for Hollywood and barely even glanced back unless it was to promo a movie or give lip service to the business that was the bvehicle to his acting career.

The Rock came out this week and basically said "Yeah well, you're a doodiehead!" and just pandered until he was blue in the face and didn't refute a single one of Cena's claims ("I said I was never gonna, only I didn't say it EXACTLY like that" WTF?). This was one of the few times that he seemed lost for words, and my guess is because Cena had his number at every.single.turn.

Let's see how things play out for the next month.
 
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I don't know if this was posted during the GIF storm (its not a GIF), but it seems oddly appropriate for this thread title:

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[quote name='Chase']I probably wouldn't have Jericho take the title from Punk at 'Mania. His push since his return has quickly gone from entertaining and refreshing to confusing and underwhelming.[/quote]

I don't disagree, but Punk has cooled off remarkably since the Summer of Punk angle. Maybe it was WWE's fault, but the took an "Austin 3:16" moment and let it fall flat. It was an angle that, honestly, could have revitalized interest in wrestling, driven ratings, and made people unashamed to talk about pro wrestling in common circles.



Jericho's on repeat here as well. The "End of the World" stuff was never explained in the slightest - it just disappeared. His trolling was great, but everything he's done since then has been pretty cookie cutter. Which is disappointing because many of us recognize Jericho as someone who is perpetually reinventing himself in ways that work.

WWE had a year to build Cena-Rock. If tonight is any indication, it's losing steam. Rock seemed off his game. Cena is Cena. Amusing when challenged, but I'd have to be challenged to enjoy his wrasslin matches.
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Yeah. I don't know if I'm interested in their match at all - but I'm mostly interested to see if Cena can continue to churn out good mic work. He needs to steer clear of returning to goofy Cena, and avoid cornball asides to the camera. That schtick is too much like every Mike Myers movie ever (ugggghhhh.). I think Rock's mic work, with Kung Pao Bitch and whatnot, help inform Cena that he sounds re-goddamned-diculous when he talks like that.

As far as his matches are concerned, well - let's stick with one thing at a time.

I didn't see the point in having Kane bury the entire tag division—especially after a relatively solid match. I like to think their audience knows that Kane is a dominant heel. That segment was more throwaway than Kelly- Uh, I forgot who she wrassled.
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Cain't kill what's already dead, friend.

The promo battle Jericho-Punk did early in the show is probably my highlight of the night. Jericho seemed to feed off of Punk. Those two have an excellent dynamic.
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Oh, I missed it since I got home late. Maybe I'll look for that online.
 
Cena's a BEAST.
[quote name='kodave']I don't know if this was posted during the GIF storm (its not a GIF), but it seems oddly appropriate for this thread title:

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:lol:

That would make a dazzling mid-'90s feelgood buddy flick.
 
"Legends" in the WWE reality show "Legends House": Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Jimmy Hart, Roddy Piper, Hillbilly Jim, Gene Okerlund, Howard Finkel, Tony Atlas and Pat Patterson.

Fuuuuuuuuck. WWE Network is dead on arrival, isn't it?
 
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