The "WrestleMania Stinks" Wrestling Thread

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Favorite thing in the match was after Jeff had to get the new table for the Swanton spot. Jeff gave him the stunner style Twist of Fate then Bully casually walked over to the table and laid down on it for the Swanton.
 
[quote name='pitfallharry219']No, not you. This guy:

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What did I do?
 
What in the hell happened to half this page? Better yet, who's ass got chapped so bad they had to call a mod in here to ruin everything? This is a wrasslin thread damnit, the cry baby thread is over there---->
 
[quote name='Spyder187']What in the hell happened to half this page? Better yet, who's ass got chapped so bad they had to call a mod in here to ruin everything? This is a wrasslin thread damnit, the cry baby thread is over there---->[/QUOTE]

I thought we moved past it last night but I guess it continued this morning. I didn't see anything after pitfallharry and I had a little fun.

[quote name='Spyder187']Better yet, who's ass got chapped so bad they had to call a mod in here to ruin everything?[/QUOTE]

I bet it was this guy.

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[quote name='pitfallharry219']Oh, so we can post vulgar images, but can't tell Zen Davis to shut the fuck up? This isn't Jack Swagger's America![/QUOTE]

I know this was on the previous page but it seems appropriate all the way around.

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Another dumb random wrestling fact I didn't know:

On August 31, 2010 retired professional wrestler Diamond Dallas Page filed a lawsuit against 3OH!3 for copyright infringement of his trademarked "Diamond Cutter" hand gesture. Page previously filed a similar lawsuit against rapper Jay-Z in 2005, which resulted in Page dropping the lawsuit for an undisclosed amount of money.

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Well, Zeb did tell us we wouldn't like the 'Murika we would be in if Thwagger didn't win the belt, but i never thought it would get this far out of hand......
 
The best choice would've been to go completely back to drawing board and get something that didn't suck.
 
[quote name='JP']I know this was on the previous page but it seems appropriate all the way around.

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Zeb was almost this great on Main Event cutting a promo Yoshi Tatsu, bowing to show him respect before Swagger beat him, then bowing constantly afterwards. Zeb as a wacky upper mid-card heel manager is gold.
 
[quote name='HydroX']http://www.wwe.com/inside/alternate-wwe-title-designs-photos

WWE.com has posted the other choices when it came to the new WWE Title designs... and honestly, I think they made the best choice.[/QUOTE]

I don't mind the black strap with the big gold wings, probably because it (slightly) brings to mnd the one used during the Hogan-through-Austin era. But yeah, they probably picked the best one for the final design, out of what was presented.
 
The one that looked like a Super Bowl ring was atrocious. The eagle one didn't seem too bad, I think it would have looked better than what they went with.
 
[quote name='HydroX']http://www.wwe.com/inside/alternate-wwe-title-designs-photos

WWE.com has posted the other choices when it came to the new WWE Title designs... and honestly, I think they made the best choice.[/QUOTE]

Ugh, they all look terrible. That red & yellow one looks like one meant for Hulk Hogan or maybe Ronald McDonald. Half of those have flames on them. Who puts flames on your world title?

Kinda glad they went with the one they did. It looks the closest to a somewhat tradition world title. Although it still doesn't look what a tradition title looked like before '05.

Makes me hope they never decide to screw with the design for the World Heavyweight Title.
 
I think the eagle one would have been fine if they hadn't put the stupid feathers down the strap. That's what it makes it look so awful.
 
SD thoughts -

Nice recap of THE GAME, THE ASS-KICKER HHH beating Brock, and a huge highlight reel for Dolph's win. Nothing on Swagger. Loved Big E's Ricardo promo for Dolph, who came out like Sonny Crockett in season 3. Dolph's promo was thankfully cut short by Swagger and HIS FOUNDING FATHER Zeb, since his voice was shot. I loved Zeb demanding a title shot, getting rejected and calmly leaving while swearing vengeance. Alberto in jeans and a denim shirt with a suit coat over it was odd-looking. He said words and ended with TERMINATOR 2'S CATCHPHRASE. Holy hell. I loved Jericho interrupting Dolph after he said he was tired of this. Jericho saying it's time to stop talking AND START ROCKING ruled. Tag champs are up next against the PTPs. Tag champs won in like a minute or so. I liked the Shield preventing a celebration and bringing up the Taker deal and saying they pick their spots to fight. Kane being pissed and setting off pyro ruled.

Great new WM vid featured some wacky Cena faces. Santino's out to get an ass-kicking from Barrett. Barrett got the win with the bull hammer. The WWE TAKES OVER NY vid re-aired because WWE IS AN AMAZING COMPANY AND IT IS IMPORTANT THAT EVERYONE KNOW THAT. Booker T's gonna get a call from Taz for wearing black and orange. Teddy stirring the shit up between Booker, Sheamus, and Orton was amusing. They basically just did the same goofiness from Raw, but with Booker making a 2 on 1 handicap match against Show...the heel... The Bellas teamed with Tamina, and stretching with each other in a very Billy and Chuck manner. Funkadactcyls are teaming with Kaitlyn. Loved Kaitlyn spearing the daylights out of Tamina, then a Bella. After a chain of wacky things, A HAIR PULL WON THE MATCH. That was something. They hyped up the HOF special in full on Xbox Live and THE WWE APP.



HHH came out with a cast on his left arm and did his whole intro - with the short hair, he came off like a middle-aged guy trying to relive his 20s. So weird to hear JBL put HHH over like the God of wrestling. HHH started doing an '02 promo with a gravelly voice about how great he is before 3MB came out. Oh, this won't end well. At least they aren't the tag champs, or six guys. Love Heath having to put HHH as the biggest, baddest dog there is in WWE before getting beaten up by him. This was bizarre because they basically did the Shield setup on HHH, and that set up...the Shield interacting with 3MB. Between this and the Main Event, they really should just only be doing stuff with major guys. At least HHH is in there to get beaten up. Sweet, 3MB is getting destroyed for stealing the Shield's gimmick. Excellent. Kane and Bryan made the save for HHH, further setting up Shield-Tag champs for the gold. Or copper. I loved the guy in the bright red Cena shirt holding his hand out to the Shield and getting rejected by all of them. Show and Booker met, where Show was angry about Booker being BIASED TOWARDS HIM...um, should've done a retake on that. Show's handicap match is up next.



Subway's got a buy one footlong sub, get one free deal tomorrow - sweet! They did a hype vid for this that truncated the Orton-Sheamus Raw match down to a few seconds with no chants showed Show...stomping on a chair, or Orton, or something in slow-mo. I guess ribs since those are taped up. Show targeted the ribs, and Cole talked about Booker being in the HOF going to his head. JBL ripped on Cole for citing Teddy's opinion as fact. LOLed at Cole saying Show's spear is like getting hit by A SCHOOL BUS! Show walked out after their finishers and for some reason, NEITHER OF THE TWO BABYFACES WENT AFTER HIM TO FORCE HIM TO FIGHT. So I guess they didn't really want the fight they each begged for, got, AND HAD THE NUMBER'S ADVANTAGE IN. Mick's new DVD trailer is outstanding.

Sheamus and Orton had a hilariously expositional and awkward conversation immediately after the break. Henry ambushed him and tossed him into a brightly-clothed table. Awesome. This led to a nothing Kofi-Cesaro match that saw neither guy get an intro. I loved Cole just going "yeah, he yodels now". This yodeling gimmick is absolute death, and the losses are just shoveling dirt on him. TREMENDOUS European uppercut counter to Kofi jumping up. Audible ROH chant here. Flash kick KO'd Cesaro and gave Kofi a win. If this was on Raw, and pushed in a way that meant something, it might have come off as upward momentum for Kofi. And maybe if they hadn't just done this stop and start push for him like six months ago with Miz. Cena-Henry-Ryback deal's gonna get recapped next. It'll be the first time RYBACK TURNING HEEL AND DESTROYING THE WWE CHAMPION is brought up on the show. Raw hype vid involves Cena-Ryback - well that's good. The video somehow made Cena-Henry seem long and somewhat epic. Josh read the Rock's tweet, and sounded ridiculous doing the hashtags.

FANDANGO came out and they showed fans dancing along with him in the crowd, and then Cole explained what Fandangoing is. Dolph came out with the gold in reverse so he could wiggle his ass around with it...I'm glad JBL buried that. I loved JBL putting over Fandango's win as the reason for Fandangoing becoming a thing - it does make the Jericho match seem far more meaningful. For some ungodly reason, Cole brought up Dolph winning the title before, which Josh thankfully squashed. Dolph did a cool kind of corkscrew fameasser to Jericho before the break. JBL being rendered speechless by Josh saying that Dolph's head gives him more leverage for the side headlock was amazing. Josh referencing Amanda Bynes was also the most timely reference on WWE TV in ages. I liked Dolph winning via the help of two people, but not really needing it since only a punch set up the loss. Zig Zag and a Big Ending laid Jericho out. FANDANGOING occurred while Fandango came in and danced, then beat up Jericho more. He dropped the big leg, did the booty wiggle. Loved the guy with the Big Eagle belt dancing while Fandango said his name. Good-ish show overall.

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I've been slowly working through the newish Bret Hart bluray. Thus far, it really hasn't grabbed me. I'm still in the early WWF parts though so hopefully once the Intercontinental/World title era stuff starts it will get better. Even the Perfect/Hart match on the disc is lackluster compared to some of their other matches. The best part so far is that it really is alot of matches that I haven't seen or if I have, it was so long ago that I've forgotten.
 
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I can't express how disappointed I am that there wasn't a wee person bump taken down the flight of stairs right there in plain sight.
 
[quote name='neocisco']I thought we moved past it last night but I guess it continued this morning. I didn't see anything after pitfallharry and I had a little fun.[/QUOTE]


RIP my "It's Zehahn Dahvees" tag. :(((

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Last night I watched PWG DDT4 2013 A.K.A. El Generico's final show. Tears, man. Yeah, it's from January but I'm not even gonna chance ruining the ending.

If you want the gist if what went down, here's PWG's preview of the event.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uImu2kiSzjk
 
I saw the super kick roulette spot with the Bucks and Richochet/Swann on the PWG board, but it's still awesome to see again.
 
:lol: Someone reported my clearly tongue-in-cheek post that was in response to the mass deletions. Woe is me, woe is me! Someone is certainly getting awfully pissy and hypersensitive. I guess I forgot that rasslin threads is surys bidnis.
 
This year will mark 7 years of gainful employment for Hornswoggle... and the dude's only 26. Obligatory Ron Simmons exclamation.
 
[quote name='ced']This year will mark 7 years of gainful employment for Hornswoggle... and the dude's only 26. Obligatory Ron Simmons exclamation.[/QUOTE]

I think that is like 40 years old in midget years.
 
[quote name='ced']This year will mark 7 years of gainful employment for Hornswoggle... and the dude's only 26. Obligatory Ron Simmons exclamation.[/QUOTE]

I did not know Ron Simmons started exclaming "How DaFuq?!?"
 
Legitimately funny video from Dazzler and Kane.

[quote name='Spyder187']Did he really say "A Dwarf!" and run?[/QUOTE]


Caught me by surprise and I laughed.


Edit: And if you don't follow Bradshaw on Twitter, he got real active with his health and fitness. Seems like he'll escape the "get fat; die early" route that most wrasslers take after retiring.
 
[quote name='JaytheGamefan']Punk was on the TUF finale last night -
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I wonder if Vince had a fit going "HE'S A SUPERSTAR DAMNIT! THERE IS NO WRESTLERS ANYMORE!"
 
[quote name='JP']I wonder if Vince had a fit going "HE'S A SUPERSTAR DAMNIT! THERE IS NO WRESTLERS ANYMORE!"[/QUOTE]

I was just thinking the same myself.
 
Anytime I see Heath Slater I want some Wendy's.

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Lesnar destroying 3MB looks to be more entertaining than The Shield doing it.
 
[quote name='Cage017']Did Heyman say "Old school steel cage" as in the blue bars??

Urge to buy Extreme Rules ... rising.[/QUOTE]
I wasn't paying a lot of attention so I missed that. If so that would be awesome. Crowd tonight seems a bit tame. Sounds like they were trying to get an Ole, Ole, Ole chant going. Cesaro getting shit on has continued.

Even hearing the crowd during the replay of Ziggler's cash-in, is fucking nuts. So loud.
 
[quote name='KaneRobot']Oh yeah. We're back to typical shitty "WWE Universe" crowds now.[/QUOTE]

And shitty WWE booking as well. Made my decision to actually watch something else tonight a very easy one.

One side note though: I do actually like the graphic on the front of Thwaggers shirt and would like to get it for a background for my pc. Anyone happen to know where I would be able to get it from?
 
The Brothers of Destructions and their sacrificial Goat will team up against The Shield next week. I expect Taker to be in the ring no more than 4 minutes combined time.
 
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