[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']Knock your old lady up?[/QUOTE]
Nope.
I am currently pursuing this girl. Earlier tonight, her friend, whom I've hung out with, IM'ed me and asked if I was pursuing her. He then told me that he was also pursuing her, and then said a lot of super crazy, kind of creepy stuff. Now I have to call this girl tomorrow, see what's up, and basically act quicker than I was originally going to.
Oh, I also have to make sure that no one is really endangered here, seeing as the dude was talking about suicide and doing things that are, as he described, "very illegal."
So no, as far I know, no one is pregnant. But now I have to try to prevent a whole bunch of drama, which is just really annoying.