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I guess Cole is having a face to face with Vince,

The hell is Beth doing in the ring?? Isn't she pregnant?
 
I was surprised to see her as well, but if you paid attention her involvement was minimal and she didn't take any bumps.

Shaq's been good so far, Michael Cole's involvement in that last segment excluded.
 
I have to be honest. I want everybody to struggle to beat their opponents in under five minutes and than have Cena come out, 5 moves of doom and beat the guy under 1 minute without even getting winded.

Remember when The Brian Kendrick was getting a near main event push :cry:
 
[quote name='TheRock88']Why did you just quote and reply to yourself?

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The first one was from before the match and the second one was from after :cry:
 
I think awhile back someone posted that it was because Kendrick refused to stop smoking weed which, while not a violation, is heavily looked down upon by management, which was the reason for his de-push.
 
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These beat the clock matches would be more interesting if the unknown opponent could qualify by winning as well. Even if they realistically have no shot at it, it'd eliminate a lot of the stall tactics that happen and give the opponent a reason to not just throw the match.

Edit: And right as I post this, Bourne pulls off the upset.

Edit 2: As much as I don't want to see Mark Henry main event a PPV, I'd rather see that and a Miz win than another Cena v Orton main event.
 
"Nightmare on Elm Street actor Robert Englund ("Freddy Kruger") was at the San Diego Comic Con over the weekend and told people that WWE has contacted him to guest host an upcoming edition of Raw." Rajah.com
 
[quote name='Poor2More']"Nightmare on Elm Street actor Robert Englund ("Freddy Kruger") was at the San Diego Comic Con over the weekend and told people that WWE has contacted him to guest host an upcoming edition of Raw." Rajah.com[/QUOTE]

I'd b awesome if he came out decked out in his Freddy gear and was completely in character the whole time.
 
[quote name='Purple Flames']I'd b awesome if he came out decked out in his Freddy gear and was completely in character the whole time.[/QUOTE]
Kane vs. Freddy Boiler Room Match confirmed?
 
JTG deserves Jobber of the Year awards for his performance tonight...
 
BIG SHACK-A-LACKA!!!!

I can't watch this shit anymore....Cole killed it
 
Well, that was pretty bad. Eventful at times, but bad. Shaq was fine in his role, but wasn't on the show much, and the Beat the Clock gimmick just didn't do a thing for me tonight. On SD, it's been done well before. Here, it annoyed me, as it brought out some logic flaws behind the concept. Like why the person who beats the person trying to beat the clock (IE Bourne beating Swagger tonight) doesn't get the shot - they beat a possible contender, shouldn't they be able to take their place? Beyond that, Mark Henry's match time ensured that the show would be full of unbelievably short matches, and his match was boring, and none of the other BTC matches except for Bourne-Swagger were good.

That was an awesome little match there, with Swagger's ground-based offense blending in well with Bourne's more aerial offense, and then Bourne won after reversing the Doctorbomb into a small package. Nice finish, and a great showing for him on Raw. MVP-Masters was better than Masters' usual match, but far below MVP's best work. At least MVP switched things up by being serious and not doing shit like the time-wasting Ballin' elbow that I feared he'd do in this time-sensitive match. Chavo-Hornswoggle was dreadful once again - although I did enjoy seeing Hornswoggle hold up four fingers after it. Please either fire Chavo, or the midget, or do something so that this feud can end or be sent to FCW or something that will prevent it from being seen on national TV. HHH-Rhodes was okay. I liked Rhodes going for the figure four, but man did Cole ever bug the hell out of me in this one by wondering if Orton wanted HHH to not advance - HE SENT A MAN TO DISABLE HIM WITH A PIPE, I THINK IT'S A SAFE BET HE DIDN'T WANT TO FACE HIM. Jesus Christ does he ever take way from this show.

Santino rapping was the non-wrestling highlight of the night - especially since it appeared to be to the tune of the WrestleRock Rumble. The giant LUDVIG BORGA sign in the front row amused me. The Show-Shaq stuff tonight was pretty good - but if they're not leading to a match, then all they did was make Show (and Jericho, for that matter) look weak against a guy that won't be back. Horrible move there, so I hope they at least do something with him on a PPV so it isn't a waste of their talent.

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Better Horseman than Mongo...









Quotes -
Jericho - When I heard that the most dominant player in NBA history was hosting Raw, I automatically assumed it was Kobe Bryant - but instead it’s you. The most powerful duo in sports is not Lebron and Shaq, it’s…
Shaq - Hold on…CHRISTINA! (he kisses Jericho) What are you doing here anyway!?
Jericho - IT’S CHRIS, NOT CHRISTINA! IT’S CHRIS, YOU PARASITES! I came out tonight because once again I’ve been disrespected by the guest host of Raw - I am the biggest star in WWE - the best at what I do, and I demand to be consulted to by every member of this company, including guest hosts. If you continue to insult me, well…we’re gonna have some problems.
Shaq - A problem? What kinda problem?
Jericho - Some BIG problems… You wanna know what I’m gonna do to you? Introduce you to my new tag team partner - the largest athlete in the world!
Show - You, trying to intimate me? Blow me kisses? You have a better chance of making two free throws in a row than intimidating me, so do the smart thing, slim, and get out of my ring.
Shaq - Lemme tell you something, fat boy, I’m working on a show right now called Shaq Versus, where I face great athletes - not that I consider you a great athlete, but I’m gonna challenge you right now, right here!
Show - Fat boy?
Shaq - Fat boy?
Show - THIS FAT BOY’S ABOUT TO PICK HIS TEETH WITH A SEVEN FOOT TOOTHPICK! I fight you, cripple you, destroy you, and guess what happens? David Stern and the NBA comes down on my neck, and then Lebron will try to face me, and I’ll have to crush him, that’s not a road I wanna go down. I don’t want the NBA going down my neck - legal feels, attorneys, I don’t need that. I won’t fight you.
Jericho - Yeah, and I’m not gonna fight you either!
Shaq - It’s my show, so I did bring two people that you will fight!
Cole - FROM FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN, CRYME TYME’S IN THE HOUSE!
(as a giant clock appears on-screen with 6:49 on it)Cole - Mark Henry beats Carlito, unofficially, at six minutes and forty nine seconds!
King - I’m excited because we’ve got the divas, AND I’M CALLING THIS MATCH BY MYSELF!
Sign - Don’t Leave, Lilian.
Sign - LUDVIG BORGA!
(after Horny blows a dunk)Cole - That was…SHAQILICIOUS! (Shaq shakes his head)
King - It looks like they’re distracted, but in actuality, they’re just looking at the clock in the back of the arena.
(after HHH is clubbed in the leg)Cole - WILL THIS HURT HHH’S CHANCES OF BEATING THE CLOCK! NEXT!?
Cole - HHH WAS ATTACKED IN THE BACK BY TED DIBIASE OF LEGACY!
King - AND RAW IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY VERIZON!
Cole - AND WE’RE AT THE VERIZON CENTER!
King - What I think HHH is trying to do is sell some time…
Cole - It’s almost as if Randy Orton told Cody to not allow HHH to advance!
King - …that goes without saying…
Lilian - HHH has failed to win…beat…the time.
(during Scrabble with Shaq)Santino - HOW DID YOU GET SO MANY QS!? Unless you one time did something unspeakable to a cactus, I’m pretty sure that SHAQ isn’t even a real word! (Cryme Tyme enters, and then Santino raps to the “Wrestlerock Rumble” tune)
King - Hornswoggle had a great day in our na-tion’s capital.
Cole - King, wanna know how much Shaq wanted to be here? He made a WWE UNIVERSE PAGE!
HHH - Rhodes and DiBiase, every now and then in life, you run into a guy you just shouldn’t screw with - I’M THAT GUY!
(after Shaq shoulder blocks Show)Cole - BOOM SHAKALAKA!
Cole - WHAT A SPECSHAQULAR NIGHT!
 
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That Punk promo was pretty good. Probably the best one I've seen of his.
 
I couldn't take my eyes off of Chris Masters' hair. He should've gone to whoever did The Rock's. At least it's not as bad as Chavo's, though.
 
[quote name='neocisco']You have a lot of wrestlers as deities in your pantheon.[/QUOTE]
This is true.
 
So with Cena winning last night, it appears that we might be headed for DX vs Rhodes/Dibiase at Summerslam. I'm hoping it'll be a good match, but I'm sure Legacy will get squashed like the Spirit Squad.
 
She's completely unrecognizable. She looks nothing like she did in WWE, not just the body but the face. Her new hairstyle is wack.
 
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