Tiger Woods spent 750 million to have sex 2 times and gets DIVORCED!

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[quote name='Strell']What dumb title will they use? Clubs, woods, holes - there's a lot of material to work with there. "The 19th Hole?"

Man, I wish I had married him years ago. He could have run around for a while, I get to sip margaritas on a yacht, and then finally divorce him and take half of that sweet coin.

Where's his dad in all of this? He used to go to tournaments and yell out ka-ching!, so I half expect him to have done something similar when Tiger was plowing some ho.[/QUOTE]

Isn't his dad dead?
 
[quote name='docvinh']Isn't his dad dead?[/QUOTE]

Wow, so he is. My bad. You can tell I don't really keep up with sports.
 
[quote name='Will']Whats the difference between Tiger and Santa??

Santa stopped after the third Ho.
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:lol:

I am so texting that in to my favorite sports shsow this morning.
 
[quote name='Will']Whats the difference between Tiger and Santa??

Santa stopped after the third Ho.
[/QUOTE]

They have something in common, too:

They like white milk with their cookies.
 
[quote name='Strell']What dumb title will they use? Clubs, woods, holes - there's a lot of material to work with there. "The 19th Hole?"
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I prefer "Deep In The Rough"

("the 19th hole" is already a codeword for "the bar")
 
How about-

Tiger's Wood

Id say "Putting from the Rough" but thats more gay oriented...then again...never know!
 
[quote name='shieryda']:rofl:Which of the 10 hoes is Gene Wilder in that situation?[/QUOTE]
He's just there to keep them in line, Tiger is too busy for that shit.
 
[quote name='Will']How about-

Tiger's Wood

Id say "Putting from the Rough" but thats more gay oriented...then again...never know![/QUOTE]

How about "Those Are Mrs. Gilmore's Panties! Part IX"
 
Did you see that Tiger Woods Mistress on the Today show this morning? She's fucking crazy.

Seriously all those Tiger Woods mistresses must of set back the women's movement a few decades..
 
[quote name='Xevious']Did you see that Tiger Woods Mistress on the Today show this morning? She's fucking crazy.

Seriously all those Tiger Woods mistresses must of set back the women's movement a few decades..[/QUOTE]

I've only heard one...

Reporter: Do you feel bad?
Insert Ho #___ : Umm... no, well... yeah maybe because I wouldn't want this to happen to me... But... he really broke my heart. I thought he was going to stick with me.

I can't remember anything else. Either way.... This is Tiger's Wood were talking about? It's not like one wouldn't have know he was married... Guess dez Hos don't have Internet around.... ?
 
White racist America brought down another successful black man. Once again this country shows its despicable side. Shame on all you racist scums.
 
[quote name='rumblebear']White racist America brought down another successful black man. Once again this country shows its despicable side. Shame on all you racist scums.[/QUOTE]

really? this is a joke, right?
 
I am disappointed that 7 pages in, we have still not established a "Most Wanted" listing (with pictures) of the women that claim to have been on his hit list.

~HotShotX
 
[quote name='rumblebear']White racist America brought down another successful black man. Once again this country shows its despicable side. Shame on all you racist scums.[/QUOTE]

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

If you're actually being serious, please grow a set of nuts and leave.
 
[quote name='shieryda']If Tiger Woods were white, we'd still be making fun of him just the same.[/QUOTE]


Yep, see President Clinton, Gov. Sanford, Gov. Spitzer, etc....
 
Divorce is finalized according numerous reports. Elin gets 750 million and full custody of the kids for keeping her mouth shut. Not bad for 2 nights of work. Couple were married from late 2004 to late 2009. So that comes out to 150 million a year of marriage.

Pretty funny that Tiger had sex with dozens of other women for less than a million (hookers, dates, hotel rooms and airfare) but 2 nights with Elin cost him 3/4ths of a Billion. What a dumb fuck!
 
[quote name='javeryh']Does Tiger even have $750 million to give? That seems WAY excessive.[/QUOTE]
I heard he makes 80 million a year from Nike alone. It may not be out of reach assuming he's done well managing his money.
 
[quote name='Friend of Sonic']I heard he makes 80 million a year from Nike alone. It may not be out of reach assuming he's done well managing his money.[/QUOTE]

I know he is close to a billion or something but 750 mil would be 75% of his CAREER earnings (not just while he was married). Seems unbelievably excessive and way over the top. I can only imagine the dirt she must have on him if this is true.
 
[quote name='javeryh']I know he is close to a billion or something but 750 mil would be 75% of his CAREER earnings (not just while he was married). Seems unbelievably excessive and way over the top. I can only imagine the dirt she must have on him if this is true.[/QUOTE]

What possible dirt could be left?
 
Tiger could have had sexy 10 times a day over the past 5 years with the hottest hookers,models, porn stars and groupies and have saved himself 749 million during that time. what a dope!
 
I don't get why people that rich bother getting married. IMO, it isn't worth risking a huge chunk of your money if things go bad.
 
Only on the internet will you find people calling others with pure talent and substantial money to prove said talent disparaging terms.

Good show, internet.
 
[quote name='Dead of Knight']Wait so we're only assuming he had sex with Elin twice because of the two kids? I'm sure he banged her plenty of times, she's pretty attractive.[/QUOTE]



Sorry 3 times, I forgot about the wedding night. This guy was getting tail all over the place. He didn't have the energy or desire to have sex with his wife.
 
*Note toe self; do like Eddie Murphy in Raw and find an African bitch from the village who can't speak any English when I get rich and famous...except still get her to sign a pre-nup*
 
One of the few times I've had time to browse CAG lately this is what I see popped up. This is incredible. No way did I think she would have made this much money out of him. She's basically set for several generations. What the fuck could she possibly need 750 mil for? How lavishly was she living with him? For that much money I would have just sucked it up and continued to live with the guy.
 
WAIT....750????

I blindly posted initially. Let me repost:

Elin Woods had the most expensive pussy in the world.
 
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