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[quote name='Maklershed']Tell em you hate white people.[/QUOTE]

I can't say that. That isn't a lie. My hatred of black people on the other hand. :cool:
 
[quote name='Maklershed']When you're in the courtroom just keep yelling "I am the law!"[/QUOTE]

Start talking about all sorts of random shit.

Tell them about how Dubya sneaks into your room at night and whispers secrets about 9/11 into your ear... that's why you started wearing tin-foil earmuffs, after all. Ask them if they'll refill your medication as part of the daily expenses, cause you only have enough pills to keep you right on the days you're scheduled to work... otherwise you require adult supervision..

Something like that might do it.
Also tell them you forgot to wear your KKK robes because they were being bleached, starched, and pressed.

I've always kinda wanted to do some shit like that, but I've never made it far enough in jury selection to do so.
 
I was only picked once for jury duty but was dismissed rather quickly.

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I know I live in a backwards Appalachian coal county but I was still amazed at the amount of openly militant Tea Party types that were there.
 
I recently got it too, and they made me call a phone number every day for a week to see if I was needed. They never needed me so I didn't have to do jack shit beyond calling, and I'm glad, because I would have been out money for having to do it. fuck that shit!
 
[quote name='Temporaryscars']I recently got it too, and they made me call a phone number every day for a week to see if I was needed. They never needed me so I didn't have to do jack shit beyond calling, and I'm glad, because I would have been out money for having to do it. fuck that shit![/QUOTE]

I am like number 153 so I hope I luck out and get out of it.
 
[quote name='Temporaryscars']I recently got it too, and they made me call a phone number every day for a week to see if I was needed. They never needed me so I didn't have to do jack shit beyond calling, and I'm glad, because I would have been out money for having to do it. fuck that shit![/QUOTE]

They give you $40 a day to do it! That's a raise for some people!
 
Ok OTT, I need some help. I'm looking for a 10" netbook, preferably white or a girlie color in the $250-$300 range. I found an HP Mini and an Asus EeePC that both seem to fit the bill, but there are SO MANY models that are all so similar I'm getting lost in the details and could use some help. If the netbook is part of a bundle with a wireless printer and it's a little more expensive, that's cool too. Ideally, I'd like a Lenovo Ideapad S10-3T, but I haven't found one for $350 or less.

If anyone sees an outrageous deal, hit me up - I'm open to suggestions.
 
[quote name='CaseyRyback']I am like number 153 so I hope I luck out and get out of it.[/QUOTE]

You probably won't get called then. That's a pretty high number. Mine was around that.

With mine, it only got up to 33 or some shit. I think you'll probably be safe, but different areas do things differently, so YMMV.
 
Why is it a flight from Portland, OR to des moines iowa takes over 8 hours? I can't find a single carrier that does a direct flight there. I know it's "Fly-over" country, but...
 
I have a mole next to my belly button. Its so dark and hairy. I definiterly will get this nasyt shit removed one day, just like how I removed my foreskin with my bare hands 12 years ago. Damn that was some crazy moment
 
Tell them your sister is a Detective for the Philadelphia* Police...worked for me when I lived in Philadelphia. And it so happens that she is.

*Substitute Philadelphia for the city of your locale.
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Chika, I have the EeePC (in black, because I like black colors) and it is great...It has an Intel Atom procesor, Windows XP and 16GB Solid State drive. Can't go wrong with Asus.

It's older but works for what I need it to do...Skype, Internet, Email.
 
[quote name='CaseyRyback']I can't say that. That isn't a lie. My hatred of black people on the other hand. :cool:[/QUOTE]

[quote name='CaseyRyback']I got stuck with jury duty. Last time I had school to get me out of it, but I got no excuse this time.[/QUOTE]

81% of white people in MN graduate HS.
43% of blacks in MN graduate HS.
So there you go.

A friend's wife got stuck with it too this week.

I don't see why people hate jury duty so much. I'm one of those people who think it would be interesting. But I'm pretty weird. I actually listen to, pay attention, and stay awake at meetings at work and like to watch documentaries.

I've never been called up for Jury Duty. It wouldn't be so bad in Anoka country because it's easy to park, but if I lived in the city, it would be a pain in the ass to drive and park downtown.
 
The one time I got picked for jury duty was a case that started out as a simple breaking and entering, but turned into a homosexual 3-way involving the property owner, the neighbor and the jury-convicted defendant, know as 'Passion Brickhouse'.

It was hard not to laugh through the proceedings.
 
Buh, I feel like shit today. Sadly, I have to go be on campus and watch these fuckers present stupid topics for 2 hours. I'm almost willing to take a point deduction and not waste my time with it.
 
Thank god for places with free wifi. Dad's jeep is still impounded so he had to use my vehicle. I got it back now since he'll be using a work vehicle until Sunday, but he had to take me to town an hour early before work. Of course, I wake up an hour early before I need to so I can get on the internet before work. So if not for wifi, I'd be going crazy since it'd be pointless to drive home for half an hour then back into town to waste all that gas.
 
I watched Tron :br: 2 nights ago...it was the very first time I've ever seen Tron...damn good movie.

I watched Tron: Legacy last night...WOW! Glad I watched the first before I jumped into this one, the visuals were too amazing that I don't know how I could have watched Tron and enjoyed it after watching this.

Overall, excellent movies...loved the stories. Can't wait to see what the animated series has to offer.
 
[quote name='ShinSolidus']I just found my old collection of Pokemans cards down in my basement. What should I do with them besides destroy them?[/QUOTE]

eBay.
 
[quote name='LinkinPrime']I watched Tron :br: 2 nights ago...it was the very first time I've ever seen Tron...damn good movie.

I watched Tron: Legacy last night...WOW! Glad I watched the first before I jumped into this one, the visuals were too amazing that I don't know how I could have watched Tron and enjoyed it after watching this.

Overall, excellent movies...loved the stories. Can't wait to see what the animated series has to offer.[/QUOTE]

then change your goddamn avatar from that hot girl to an even hotter girl named quorra
 
[quote name='ShinSolidus']I just found my old collection of Pokemans cards down in my basement. What should I do with them besides destroy them?[/QUOTE]

My kids will take them...and then proceed to destroy them.
 
[quote name='giantqtipz']then change your goddamn avatar from that hot girl to an even hotter girl named quorra[/QUOTE]

Olivia Wilde did look extra hot in Legacy :drool:

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Need cell phone advice...I want to get out of the 80's with my Zack Morris phone and was thinking of the Blackberry Torch 9800...Thoughts?

I would like to stay wth AT&T, as I actually like thier service, but would be open to suggestions. Verizon is out of the picture...they are a$$hats.

/go!
 
[quote name='ShinSolidus']I just found my old collection of Pokemans cards down in my basement. What should I do with them besides destroy them?[/QUOTE]

I have a ton of Pokemon cards too. Perhaps I'll ship them to you for your Poke-bonfire.
 
[quote name='Number83']Need cell phone advice...I want to get out of the 80's with my Zack Morris phone and was thinking of the Blackberry Torch 9800...Thoughts?

I would like to stay wth AT&T, as I actually like thier service, but would be open to suggestions. Verizon is out of the picture...they are a$$hats.

/go![/QUOTE]

Do you need a smartphone? If not, then I'd get a pay as you go phone through someone like Virgin. If I didn't have a smartphone I would have done that. In fact, I might just do that once my contract is up.
 
[quote name='munch']Do you need a smartphone? If not, then I'd get a pay as you go phone through someone like Virgin. If I didn't have a smartphone I would have done that. In fact, I might just do that once my contract is up.[/QUOTE]

I don't need one, but I think it would be a nice/cool thing to have. Work is paying for a certain % of it, so if I can get a phone that has some bells and whistles, and not pay the full brunt of the costs, that would be cool.

What type of data plan would I need for say internet browsing and/or video streaming...for when the kids are in the car and asking "Are we there yet?". What should I expect to pay for something like this?

Biggest feature on my current phone is redial...and SNAKE!!! :oops:
 
[quote name='metaphysicalstyles']You know what sucks about not being in college anymore... when you end up working at a college for the rest of your life.[/QUOTE]

are you a professor meta? thats hot
 
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[quote name='seanr1221']Think I have a UTI.

:whee:[/QUOTE]

Last semester a friend of mine missed like an entire month of school and told me it was because he had a "wicked UTI." His advice, "Make sure you pee after sex, dude. Clean that shit out."
 
Bad news: my work's budget deficit is now at $800,000 and they will be lay offs, despite them saying otherwise earlier this year.

Semi-good news: I'll probably be safe from a lay off seeing that there are only 2 people in my department. We are one of the few departments that generate revenue, but they'll probably give me an even bigger work load once they commence lay offs. Bittersweet.
 
[quote name='ShinSolidus']I really wish Reaper didn't get canceled.... I'm almost done with the second and final season.[/QUOTE]

I miss that show too. I think it could have combo welled with Supernatural.
 
[quote name='Number83']Biggest feature on my current phone is redial...and SNAKE!!! :oops:[/QUOTE]

Snake is awesome though. I have a game or two on mine as default as well, but I forget what.

I do need to get a new phone though as mine has had this giant orange blot on the screen for over two years now. But it makes calls and can text, so that's all I need it to do. A lot better than paying so much a month, that's for sure.
 
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