[quote name='PlumeNoir']What the hell did I just run into...?
Story time:
Pixie NEEDS tootsie rolls. I didn't realize that those things are

ing hard to find anymore. Several gas stations and 7-11s later, I end up at one on Michigan Ave (the meaning of this would probably be lost on all but Pancake). There is a Blonde woman, about 40-ish, in a short skirt and really tight sweater. (At first I thought she was a hooker, given the stories I have heard about the motel right behind this particular gas station, but it turns out she's just a bar maid at a country bar down the road.) She keeps going on that she is on her way to breakfast next door and needs cigarettes. I could tell she wasn't completely sober, so I just acted as if everytime she repeated herself that it was the first time I heard it.
She asks if I work there, and I said no. Turns out the doors are locked. I look through the glass door and can see tootsie rolls, so I decidde to wait it out because the clerk is probably just taking a shit.
About five minutes later, a guy, about 20, pulls up and asks what's up. We tell him we're waiting for the clerk to unlock the door. He stands silent for a minute and then leans in and asks the woman "where can I get some pussy?" She recoils a bit and laughs and says she doesn't know. The guy fell silent, as if this was the most normal thing he could have asked.
But that wasn't the weirdest thing. About another five minutes go by and my teeth are chattering. (I didn't grab a jacket, and it is 54 degrees out.) Finally, we can see the clerk coming to unlock the door. He unlocks the door and I notice that he, 40-ish and overweight, is wearing a red, short sleeve button down shit. Except, it isn't buttoned and I got an eyeful of hairy gut. He unlocks the door, lets the three of us in and starts buttoning up his shirt.
The kid asks, "What - were you having sex back there?" And the guy is just apologizing over and over, asking if there was anyone else and how long we were outside. I grab my candy and get in line, in which he repeatedly thanks me for waiting and again asks if anyone else came and left while he was "indisposed."
The entire time, I felt like I walked into the middle of three overlapping stories and had no clue what the

was going on.[/quote]